T O P

  • By -

proactiveswag

I recoiled so hard when she spoke. Speak normally you friggin weirdo.


ShoopDaWhoopBurrito

The fact that she thinks she's so adorable is what kills me the most. The "cutesy" baby-talk when she looks like an old witch is so jarring.


Whedonsbitch

![gif](giphy|9ZScwf394Pzry|downsized) Such an Adorable baby….


Standard-Rule63

Good god the poor kid in this gif tho!


Whedonsbitch

I know- it looks like they are doing some sort of experiment on him. Or training him like a dog…. I’m going to guess this boy has PWS and they are showing how food driven he is (and god I hope they are doctors)


offutmihigramina

The blue eye shadow with the bright red lips, that's what kills me. Not gonna yuck anyone's yum with regard to makeup palette choices because lord knows I've got two left feet when it comes to applying make up but I also know where my limit is and unless I can rock that look right, I'm not going to do something that will make me look like a clown.


Virtual-Frivolity

The makeup reminds me of something... https://preview.redd.it/lakha7s4h37d1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55e8480ad15574ab32bb0edfd08cec19d2981aac


IllustriousTrifle798

blue eyeshadow is very difficult to master, the only time I use it, it's navy blue but the number of times I've just had to wipe the lot off, it's just not worth it


[deleted]

[удалено]


AcanthaMD

😂😂😂


Unique_Effort7106

Tankshhs babshh


ellejay-135

I hate this with the heat of 1000 suns. 😩 She thinks it's cute, but she sounds like she's recovering from a stroke. ![gif](giphy|29bKyyjDKX1W8)


Unique_Effort7106

Lol that's a fact


CVS_Airforce_Man

This keeled me over 🤣☠️💀


VaginaPoetry

She will be soon


ellejay-135

Inshallah. 🙏🏾🕯️📿


Choice_Ostrich_6617

Add "and act"


WitchyPoo49

She will having a blood reading of 45 after that lot!


JuminHan_

maybe 450


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

This is totally lit!


AbjectKangaroo3355

![gif](giphy|1rNWZu4QQqCUaq434T|downsized)


Chadwick_Steel

Matching her weight.


mjt2213

God, seeing his sick demented face, knowing the kind of shit going on his mind, made me recoil. And that lisping voice of hers. Grow TF up, Chinny. Can I just smack them both?


Salty_McGillicutty

Just the sight of him grosses me out so much, knowing what I know.


MaggieMakesThings

Me too, my heart sinks and my stomach turns over every time I hear his stupid voice. I wish he'd just fuck off


StraangeAnimaaL

Sometimes i think he’s trying to take her out and get control of her 100k YT channel


MaggieMakesThings

That's a good point, I certainly wouldn't put it past him. God forbid the entitled twat build up his own channel!


Elegant_Ice5632

That would require personality, work and a brain; things Salad is clearly missing or incapable of.


itspegbundybitch

That must be for Scatman. Lil Cutie doesn't have a sweet tooth. Never has.


yeahyeahalwayslate

This is the comment I was expecting. How many times has she said that shortly before or after demonstrating the opposite?


itspegbundybitch

I'm starting to think she lied about not having a sweet tooth!


ShoopDaWhoopBurrito

Chantal, a liar?! PROVE IT PROVE IT!!!


Miochi2

lol 😂


yeahyeahalwayslate

![gif](giphy|zBZk5FD18QhjP35Goa)


Acceptable-Arugula69

No no no….she said her tooth tasted sweet.


Lizmo82

HOW MANY chocolate bars of Woof Boy's did she eat? Like SEVENTY!?


Chadwick_Steel

It's for their guests.


crazy_humanitarian

The guests that live in her stomach. This bitter bitch is possessed by a gang of obese Djinns


Elegant_Ice5632

Guests as in Salah’s first wife, disapproving family, child with said first wife, ex-friends whom he owes money to, and/or Kuwaiti authorities checking on their residency status.


Broad-Media6269

She didn’t lie about not having a sweet tooth she simply just changed her mind about it 😂


VirgoPom

Wow I’m soooo jealous… where can I get a guy who will scam me, pretend love me, cheat on me, and most of all… help me self-delete by enabling my worst addictions. Some gorls get all the luck 😔


BougieSemicolon

You forgot, 💩 on you 😩


VirgoPom

Mmm so fresh and homemade ☺️


alismarbles

so creamy!


420princesx

what?!?! I haven't been able to watch her for some time. someone pls explain 😭


Guhboz

😭 Oh no… well I hope you’re ready Salah was sexting an American female Beezer for months and was revealing all of his fetishes to her, which included rape, poop, piss, humiliation and domination. Beezer then leaks everything causing an enormous Chantal meltdown and he’s since been off camera until recently.


xkissmykittyx

Infantilizing her voice is the only way Chantal/Foodie Beauty is able to make herself "small" - since physically she is the size of a full-sized refrigerator and the weight of an adult seal, and her online reputation is larger than life.


ShoopDaWhoopBurrito

Exactly this. The baby voice/lisp is her way of pretending to be feminine and cute.


BougieSemicolon

Fabulous point. Although don’t forget the *totally believable * trompe l’oeil thing she does with her scuba-mask-hijab to make it look like she has less chins. That’s why it is constantly slipping and she’s continually repositioning it, it’s in the wrong spot.


xkissmykittyx

As I detailed in a previous comment, there's no hiding her super morbid obesity, no matter how tightly she wraps her chins, and here's why (direct quote of my comment): >Speaking as a former morbidly obese woman (highest weight: 335 lbs; I'm 5'7''): >Chantal, don't you realize that you can wrap your chins as tight as you want, but the size of your cheeks, the lack of cheekbones or hollows, the size of your nose, the thickness of your nasolabial flaps/folds, the fat deposits around your eyes, and the size of those slabs you call hands give you away for the super morbidly obese woman that you are? Women of normal weight have a very distinct look, and no matter how tight you wrap up the fatty layers around your face, you'll ***never*** look the part of a woman of normal weight unless you actually LOSE ENOUGH WEIGHT TO BE OF NORMAL WEIGHT. >Sincerely and snarkily yours, a former morbidly obese woman who is 160 lbs., with the facial structure and visible bones in the hands to prove it


jadednrestlesss

Congratulations to losing the weight and getting healthy! Chins could never. She thinks she’s pulling the wool over our eyes with the scuba gear and countless filters. We see you gorl.


StraangeAnimaaL

It’s gotta be a world record how many times Cutie pulls at the chin spanx to adjust it


jadednrestlesss

Ikr? It’s so annoying. No amount of fussing and adjusting that chin spanx will magically contour that gourd shaped head of hers.


xkissmykittyx

I keep picturing it rolling up and fluttering as it does, like those old-style draw-down curtains do in cartoons.


xkissmykittyx

Thank you! Observing Chantal from time to time is my reminder that I don't need the extra carbs at dinner or dessert every single night. Thanks, Foodie Beauty, for helping me maintain the loss! ;)


BougieSemicolon

Oh, you lost weight? You must have only done it to spite Mariam, haydurr! There can be no other reason!


xkissmykittyx

But of course. She's the end-all, be-all. How could I not do it for her? ;) J/k I lost it before she had any relevancy at all, and I'll continue to keep it off long after she starts losing extremities and eventually her life.


Shmeblee

He's shifty eyed...ugh, their "dynamic" reminds me of the "Dinner Party" episode from the Office, when Micheal and Jan call each other "babe".


AssistanceLucky2392

He does seem like the kind of guy to run into the glass door when he hears the ice cream truck


MaggieMakesThings

LMAO 😂


KimikoEmbee

This made me do a spit take, thank you


Trick_Breadfruit_860

Jesus. The 'caretaker' is acting more like an assassin, at this point.


Much-Acanthisitta-73

He's in it for the long game lol


Trick_Breadfruit_860

slightly shorter game now🤣


Much-Acanthisitta-73

Oh you're so right! I'm wondering if he's trying to speed up the process at all... 🤔


Trick_Breadfruit_860

It's scary to contemplate, but he's such a creep - who knows what he's capable of. We only see a sliver of their 'relationship.'


[deleted]

[удалено]


Much-Acanthisitta-73

Well, I certainly cannot fault him for not liking her I can only imagine how absolutely awful she is with the camera off


FoodieCutie-ModTeam

This was removed for violating Rule #1 - Remember the human. Please stop wishing death on her, we could lose the sub.


SaltyWitch1393

Damnit, you beat me to this comment 😂


offutmihigramina

Welp, every day he is reminding himself of that when he has to drop off the food to care for her. This is quickly morphing into a horror like movie where there is this mysterious creature in a box and people just throw food at it and it makes all kinds of noises but no one dare get too close to it lest it get out ... there was a Tales from The Crypt movie from looooooong ago that had that storyline. Hal Holbrook was married to a shrew and he had her go into the room with that box to get rid of her.l


Unique_Effort7106

![gif](giphy|h5NLPVn3rg0Rq)


crazy_humanitarian

Awww look, death also wears abayas, she’s one of us :) She passed her “cultural initiation “ course to blend well with the other inhabitants of kuweight , and is prepared to get chinny any time now . She won’t see her coming , literally.


faesser

I wonder how many takes they did for this. And if she refuses to take care of her teeth, she needs to steer clear of the red lipstick.


mjt2213

In my fantasy, right after this take Scatman turns to Cutie and says, "What the fuck is that stupid lisp? Knock that shit off."


Pixelated_Roses

Lol right? All it does is make her teeth look more yellow and brown, even in spite of the filters.


BougieSemicolon

I think someone in chat the other day told her to brush her teeth, and then that they were yellow because she said something like, “are you willing to pay to whiten them, Deb?!” Lol


RevolutionaryAd851

She couldn't bear how uncomfortable whitening her teeth would be, especially with that mouth.


IllustriousTrifle798

I was really surprised at how painful it was. I've got really sensitive teeth though so it could've been that. I'd never get it done again.


offutmihigramina

It's really bad if you've got sensitivities (I do so the best I can do is toothpaste or over the counter whitener).


Elegant_Ice5632

It’d interfere with her incessant Mukbang schedule for sure. No rest for the wicked.


Virtual-Frivolity

This looks like a diabetic-friendly meal 👍


Chantal_is_fugly

You spelled diabetic wrongly, it should be spelled as DIE-be-it. 


okkeyok

Yeah all fat+sugar in that table. Zero fiber.


AuntiMo2cents

I thought they didn’t show their chemistry in public?


Elegant_Ice5632

😂🤣


epidemicsaints

Thanks for this 800g carb and sugar platter you are the greatest! From this angle they are giving me the creeps like Songbyrd ASMR. Anyone hear know those FREAKS?


hardy_and_free

Her Peppermint Patty-lookin' self looks like her biscuits ain't cooked in the middle, if you know what I mean. She has a similar dead-eyed look to her as our queen.


epidemicsaints

And similar to our gorl their viewers must be weird creeps just like them. I can't see them having an appeal otherwise.


Elegant_Ice5632

😂 ROFL


comin_up_shawt

> looks like her biscuits ain't cooked in the middle, if you know what I mean. Good Gawd, I haven't heard this in years. Have an updoot from a fellow Southerner!


MysteriousBrays

That chick is even more nauseating than Foodie! And that’s quite the “achievement.”


epidemicsaints

Unbearable. Yet one night I got sucked into compilations of her and could not stop. Lies about the quality of her food... who cares if it's frozen? Why are you saying it's from a restaurant? Rude and entitled, bigoted and then denies it for damage control. I don't understand how so many different types of people fall into the same traps. But then again I guess they are not different. They are mediocre people who seek fame and have no impulse control or insight into others expectations. They think they just deserve attention and don't have to be likable.


Future_Lemon4878

The common link is cluster b personalities, once you know how to spot their behaviors you can see them everywhere and they all are so alike underneath the surface.


yurt-the-turtle

omg her husband is so scary


epidemicsaints

What gets me is you see them on screen together and it's just boring and kinda not very nice to look at. Someone crops the video to see one of them at a time? VERY UNNERVING!!!!! Cannot look! Uncomfortable!


ShoopDaWhoopBurrito

YUP. They’re chucklefucks too!! Two deadbeat parents and one too lazy to work. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻


Elegant_Ice5632

Love that term…chucklefucks!


drunkenatheist

I used to lurk on her sub before (I assume) it got nuked!


bikey_bike

songbird is so offputting everything those ppl do is enraging


epidemicsaints

The way the guy seems to be deeply contemplating each bite... of no-brand colorless frozen egg rolls from Sav A Lot.


bikey_bike

yess. creepy. the way she talks is infuriating for no reason. i can't believe they procreated lmao


Elegant_Ice5632

I do, unfortunately know about those two


okkeyok

Most of the calories on that table come from fat. All fat+sugar, zero fiber.


Much-Acanthisitta-73

Yes I too turn into an infant when my very real husband says words to me. *Thanksk babeh* girl bye. Chill. He's a shitter. Its ok, you don't have to giggle and become a child whenever he looks at you https://preview.redd.it/unynfls9jz6d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57a48557926a757dd6e3877a15cee8df4d08b33f


pennyvault

'Enjoy your death on a plate.' 'Thanshhhhks baaabe.' Never saw two people deserve each other more.


tw0d0ts6

Man I’m such a jellus hater


DamyuKidds

Diabetic coma in 3...2...1


itspegbundybitch

It's actually wild watching someone yeet themself in real time. She's still boring af but I can't look away!


LilliePanda

I wonder how much of it the metformin can hold it down 🤷🏻‍♀️


StraangeAnimaaL

Same . I’m here till the series finale


itspegbundybitch

How can something be so boring yet so fascinating at the same time?!


Altruistic_Ad6843

That voice! Ugh I just want to crawl inside myself 


ShoopDaWhoopBurrito

Thaaaangkshhh Bayyybe! Yo, fucking kill me. Grow TF up you overgrown toddler, she's beyond embarrassing.


Unique_Effort7106

God almighty that fucking baby talk kills me!! You are not cute so stop it!


AuntiMo2cents

Has she convinced him she can build up a tolerance for sugar )and then she’ll be cured)?


StraangeAnimaaL

He’s slow enough to believe it


Beautiful-Term8651

I just don’t understand how this works if you’re almost 500 pounds. How do you eat 17 desserts in one city and continue to gain weight but have a smile on your face and your husband has a smile on his face. What is wrong with these two they’re both insane but they seem arrogant about it and that’s the part that makes me mad.


x0STaRSPRiNKLe0x

Thankshbaybe! Fucking ew. You're 40, not 6. What even is this accent??


Elegant_Ice5632

Idiotese = accent


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Ewww. Fucking idiot. We’re all laughing at your dumb ass.


Alternative_Tough668

I can't get over the amount of disgusting misinformation she "shared" in this video. Insultingly inaccurate practically all of it. At least do a quick Google search before cosplaying and pretending to inform the world about our holidays. I'm going to sacrifice an entire leg of lamb the day you lose your sugar foot, Chantal. Aaaaany day now.


RevolutionaryAd851

Is this the "lit" part? Did I "stop the cap"?


Acceptable-Arugula69

🤣💀


Delicious_Cry_9872

The physical cringe that sentence just gave me 😂


KillustratedPixie

She really knows what gives dudes boners. Side cheek biting lisping baby voice. So sexy. Hotter than 90% of YouTube. Everyone wants her.


Maximum-Switch-9060

I hate how she does that weird voice towards Julia. Like a little gremlin voice. Stop it. No one likes it.


Till-Midnight

He has no choice. If he tells her to leave she will try to destroy him. His only way out is a box or bag. Why else would he give her a platter of sweets if it wasn't to speed up the process? She could be a coma come morning from that amount of junk.


faesser

My neighbor had diabetes. His wife protects what he eats. I made them some mini pies and she came over to let me know that she was very thankful but gave them to her friends, which I didn't mind at all. If you love your partner, you want the best for them. He's trying to speed up his one way out.


MeganJustMegan

I thought she said when she went back that Salad boy was going to help her get healthy. Feeding her sugar & junk food isn’t it. What person in your life who loves you actually gives you bad food to eat? They’re both insane.


Elegant_Ice5632

But it’s a holiday. Foodie is making a one-time exception to indulge. C’mon!


Pixiecat27

Ma’am you’re 40


BougieSemicolon

That’s NO lady.


Elegant_Ice5632

Close to 40 feet under you mean


AbjectKangaroo3355

![gif](giphy|yxfk3t9y8ZKlq|downsized) What fucking dooey?


DueProgress7671

He calls her Sweatty? Perfect.


getreal_or_getlost

They both deserve a Hawaiian punch 🥊 for this. I see the current fare is just what the enDOCrinologist ordered. Mangia mangia, piglet! Good health is overrated anyway. YOLO!


Acceptable-Arugula69

“Deserve a Hawaiian Punch” 🤣 Some of you leave me in stitches!!


No_Swordfish1752

Just like most of the couples on My 600 lb life.


Beautiful-Term8651

He said to her in an earlier video that she needed to lose weight so are we supposed to think that he doesn’t understand that all of those desserts two pizzas and exactly how she eats the last weeks especially is how you gain weight and you get bigger and bigger and bigger. How could he be on board with that? How much money could she possibly give him that he would be OK with his “wife” getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger each week?


DamyuKidds

She threatens to cut him off financially


BougieSemicolon

Or indirectly, by telling him the binges, I mean “mukkbangs “ are the best income-generators for the channel. Still, there are great mukbangers who don’t gorge themselves. She’s more in the shock value category. I guess that’s what puts the lol in lolcow


gin_and_soda

When he picked her up on her solo adventure, he immediately asked if she wanted ice cream. He’s either exceptionally stupid or wants her demise.


KillustratedPixie

![gif](giphy|P00qSzqWllZ1v5mPr5)


MysteriousBrays

She looks positively ill.


no_no_nora

There was a much love, & sincerity in that exchange, as there is with stomach cancer.


TastelessAlien

That's gonna be an "absolutely yikes" from me.


larrotthecarrot

She sounds like Annie Wilkes from Misery lmao


larrotthecarrot

Fitting honestly


DelilahMoore

She can’t learn a lick of Arabic but she sure can learn what the desserts are called.


MediaIndependent5981

I say they should take it up a notch and start having him hand feed her.


Elegant_Ice5632

When she loses a hoove or two to Diabetes he will have to


AlarmedApricot

That defiance of hers will literally kill her.


Figgi_Pudding

Shankths Babah


jadednrestlesss

Talk about arrested development with these two.


Miochi2

Goodness 🫣 my husband would give me a huge thrashing if I had diabetes and ate that. He doesn’t care about her at all and just wants her to die . He detests her, you can see it in his eyes too. 


bleutro

So sweet. So cute.


Elegant_Ice5632

They don’t call her cutie for nothing


Unique_Effort7106

Thought she said she didn't have a sweet tooth..


joji711

So she can't fast for Ramadan but she can eat sweets for the Feast of the Sacrifice?


Elegant_Ice5632

Her endocrinologist clearly instructed her constantly try to eat to raise her blood sugar, not fast to try and reduce it.


Acceptable-Arugula69

‪Rage bait.‬ ‪Chantal, what about that six pack you were going to get??? Oh…you meant a six pack of chins, got it.‬ ![gif](giphy|7jCEQIFmaUDmYEXKbw)


Lizmo82

Aaaaaaaand she's gonna be "serving this to friends & family" right? After picking through EVERY DESSERT WITH THE SAME FORK... She destroyed the presentation & NOBODY is eating after all that she picked through, eating half of every one... She finished them all off the second she turned the camera off..


glitterbeebuzz

Took a couple months off, wtf is this lmao!


Roxy_Tanya

Lmao!!! What a thing to come back to 😝😝😝


Acceptable-Arugula69

Welcome back to the absurdity that is Chantal.


Suspicious-Green4928

Ewww these two have some weird shit kinks (not shaming those who do) but these two are just fucking gross. I hope she eats and shits all day and night.


Spirited-Ability-626

Absolutely shaming a guy with a rape “kink”, sorry.


Olive_Marty

This beast has a death wish 🤷‍♀️


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Oo how much is Salah getting paid for this ew


Sasha0413

I thought she said he was going to the barber when he dropped her off at the mall. Why does he still look unkempt?


caramelbitch

Someone please edit this to have a platter full of steaming shit in front of them


[deleted]

[удалено]


Emily5099

https://preview.redd.it/3yer9o5mp07d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91cc1368dff594fb3b4721f26b3f62a85197ea87 Look at their smug faces, like they think they’re fooling everyone. Only idiots can’t see through such bad acting. I don’t think I’d be looking too smug if I had a body so obese that it no longer resembled a human and was one donut away from a diabetic coma, and my husband happily bought me a platter of food that could kill me. I now believe he wants her dead, and is getting impatient about it. I wonder if he’s already googled or asked his family how much it costs to have a body buried in Kuwait. I’m going to guess that he’ll call her family and tell them to send money to pay for the funeral. The only other alternative to her continuing to gorge herself on unhealthy food is also death, but more delayed. Maybe she’ll get to a point where she’ll have to inject insulin daily, but I can’t see her avoiding losing one or both feet, and definitely her eyesight which is already pretty bad. Maybe Salah is hoping that if he can’t get rid of her so quickly, maybe he could qualify as her carer, once she’s more disabled than she already is. She’s an idiot if she thinks he’s going to hang around once he gets to Canada though.


CVS_Airforce_Man

🔫


waffleguppies

He is absolutely trying to kill her.


Promptographer

So he's either just really dumb, or he doesn't mind assisting in her ending herself............... wow. Her doing this to herself is one thing, but Salad serving her a 3 family sized display of sweets with a smile is something else..........


Own_Technology2707

They make me physically ill.


alismarbles

that knafeh is the only appetizing thing ive ever seen in her videos


YTGossip

He wants her to die so he can be free of her at this point. He wants to find someone else to try again for Canadian citizenship.


caggleraggle

Seeing this led to me picture a Wizard of Oz inspired scene where a giant, hooded halfling troll-hag pulls levers behind a curtain while speaking into a microphone that makes it sound like Betty Boop.


StraangeAnimaaL

Bringing your uncontrolled diabetes deathfat wife a giant box of sugar 👀 true love 🥰


StraangeAnimaaL

“Enjoy your sweets SWEATY” 😂😂


Reggiano_0109

why are they giving kids tv presenters here? the forced cheer is ..ugh


MoosieGoose

Enjoy your poos, Salad!


Younicron

Is it possible they are actually the most awkward “couple“ in the world?


ThatsGreat4You

Did he take out life insurance or some shit? Like what the actual fuck is going on?


Sad-Chemical-2812

I’m surprised he can even dress himself, there’s no way he’s navigating through paperwork.


complexitiesundone

I mean, does he even know what life insurance is? She definitely won't have any travel insurance and no health insurance for being abroad since Canada has OHIP cards, and she'll just reapply for hers if it runs out/gets stopped when she's back there, if she gets there.


Foxglovenectar

Wtf is this. Seriously. Like...really really. This man wants to grape, abuse and poo on Western women. Why are they together? Is he getting off on watching her die? It's so messed up, I can't physically listen to them talking to each other. My inner alarm bells are too loud.


PhiloDom78

The friggin baby talk is WEIRD AF! This must come to an end soon. One way or another


n_trbl

THE ACCENT IS KILLING ME


strictly_paranoid20

“Thanks babe” ![gif](giphy|U3BWiPeOtxT2w)


MasonCorey

Enjoy your massive amounts of sugar that you aren’t supposed to eat


KimikoEmbee

Yeah because it's normal to talk over and eat from a tray for "guests". ![gif](giphy|5cuiY8a99aA9oBaIpU)


Own_Technology2707

Got a tummy ache? Indigestion? Need to resolve it? Watch this atrocity.


evilfabric

The jokes write themselves 🤣