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Ill-Knowledge-

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oldmotelcarpet

why does this gif almost take up my entire phone screen im giggling


ellejay-135

This was 150lbs ago. Lord, help. 😭 😭


Herberts-Mom

I hate this community 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Great-Abalone9310

Nadar scaled this mountain.


xkissmykittyx

We should have a moment of silence.


SallyNoMer

🫡


ToastRiposte

He made it beyond base camp. 🤮


itspegbundybitch

He made it all the way to the Death Zone.


qworlee_pawp

That 🤮 emoji reminds me of foodie sucking on green peen


Lizmo82

Lmao She said she did "reverse cowgirl" with Nader & she was trying to tell everyone how much of a sex kitten she was, like nobody has ever experienced it except her... When she's the only one experiencing it for the first time at 40ish.. LoL.. But then she explained that she basically propped herself up, basically a propped up starfish.. where she just stayed there so he could crawl around & separate the old elephant ears & get in somehow with his tiny cashew.... She said her legs were sore from holding herself in place.. lmao. Sooooo hot you guiiiise..


totallytubularik

The details we didn’t need. Who can forget pizza dough and green peen gate? I mean, I’m trying to but…. Jesuuussssss


Lizmo82

LoL.. sorry..


mjt2213

Just watched an episode of My 600 Pound Life where this poor woman had to have help holding up her folds in the shower and out to dry and powder her skin. Now imagine having skanky meth head Cokey helping hold up your fat folds to find his way in to the netherworld. It is humiliating and embarrassing. I cannot imagine being that desperate.


Elegant_Ice5632

😂 I’ll never look at elephant ear the same after this comment


Lizmo82

LoL sorry!!


Maleficent_Worry1810

You’re supposed to look thinner lying down.


Weak_Thought_700

This. That stomach though. Can you imagine your stomach looking like a mountain range, when youre laying down???


banana_slippers

Yes. When I was 9 months pregnant though 💀


ThrowRARedPurse67

lol


spencer5960

The gunt is so huge that she looks fatter laying down


wellhiddenmark

Her liver is like a dying star. Expanding to a critical mass before collapsing into a singularity


Lizmo82

This cracked me tfuuuuuck up.


xlilithmoonchildx

"The Tortured Beezers Department " needs to be on a shirt. 😌


eyeamminotu

What a terrible day to have eyes. 😔


realitybites95

Lots of chins only fans gets flagged and removed so I’m not gonna be shocked if they remove this but in the meantime this is pure gold


Ill-Knowledge-

Ive never seen this before for that exact reason, let me tell you the gasp i gusped! 💀


Queenssoup

Wait, is she still posting on her OF?


whiskeyhurricanes5

Oh what in the absolute *fresh fuck* 🤢😂


-Vampyroteuthis-

Nope, definitely not fresh


whiskeyhurricanes5

Very true, more like * rotted, molded and left in the summer heat* lol


Elegant_Ice5632

Like a bloated corpse washed up to shore


RubyDax

Not fresh, but definitely creamy.


realitybites95

I hate u


RubyDax

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ToastRiposte

Yeasty, at least.


FeralPotathoe

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AbjectKangaroo3355

![gif](giphy|rOtHHB3oULnuo|downsized) Arrrrrrghghghghhhh!


Musicgrl4life

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized) this is funny though...


brwn_eyed_girl56

The fact that this is so ultra filtered that her third stomach just disappeared.


Weak_Thought_700

Whoever made this is fucking hilarious. Chantell WISHES she had a percentage of this kind of creativity and humor.


traveler81

This is truly the crossover that never should have existed. I'm dead.


Party_Barnacle_5768

I wear glasses, so I had to pay to see this. Fuck you!


qworlee_pawp

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brwn_eyed_girl56

RIP to peetz who was commandered into taking her OF photos. Poor bastard, its no wonder hes so wierd. Hes tramatised.


FeralPotathoe

He's done worse. He used to have to make sure her infected skin fold was dry


realitybites95

Keep in mind he’s fucked this bitch, and gotten her pregnant and wanted to marry her.


biggieshurmada

him managing to get her pregnant not once, but twice even is crazy


realitybites95

I don’t think he did twice, I think one of them was a dude she either cheated on him or bibi with. She’s trash. Not bc of the abortion, but bc she’s a trash cheating skank.


Weak_Thought_700

No…. No he didn’t ????


brwn_eyed_girl56

Yes she made him blow dry her incisicion with a hair dryer.


ToastRiposte

Isn't this when he said the stench was terrible?


brwn_eyed_girl56

Yea he did.


Javami

(The most serious thinking expression Peetz has ever had) : “I’d say….she smells more like old cheese….”


One-Appointment-3572

Yes. Twice.


Weak_Thought_700

Jesus. She’s such a freak show.


Not_Brilliant_8006

It took me way too long to figure out wtf I was looking at.


ToastRiposte

Hell. You were looking at hell.


ShoopDaWhoopBurrito

Needs to be marked NSFL 🤢


AssistanceEarly3496

Genuinely thought this was a photo of a pregnant woman on her back then I focused my eyes 👀 😭


FarPirate5248

Jesus Christ my eyes and soul!😢😢


Followingthefollowed

This is fucking gold 😂


Prestigious_Car9440

How does she not crush her own internal organs when she lies down?


CVS_Airforce_Man

And that's when she was thin


WitchsmellerPrsuivnt

Took the words right out of my mouth


chaoticjellybean

I'm always surprised by how hard her stomach looks. Like it must be so uncomfortable. Also, what's going on with the bottom of her right leg, especially right where her giant panties end?


Longjumping_Play9250

I think it's probably just cellulite


Maximum-Switch-9060

Oh dear that’s a huge belly.


VaginaPoetry

I legit looked at this pic and considered top-mount starfishing logistics. Here's my analysis: Bottom line, if the kamakazi rider didn't have bad knees and had a long pair of BBQ tongs, and preferably some PPE, it's doable... obviously not optimal or recommended...but doable if you don't have an odor sensitivity and, even better, if you're blind.


swankytokes

Come on man 💀 I love and hate how wonderfully you write; unfortunately, your writings here tend to paint a very vivid, terrible….horrendous picture. One that all of the cute animal pictures and vodka in the world cannot erase.


VaginaPoetry

Terribly sorry but I can't be the only one who thought that...right? Right?!? (Hoping i don't need therapy)


Pixelated_Roses

Username checks out


astrangeone88

Both Peetz and Nader must have impressive junk to even reach....lmao.


Elegant_Ice5632

I’m not nearly as eloquent or imaginative as you, but memory serves a broomstick may or may have not been introduced into this scenario by ol’ Naddy boy


realitybites95

Omfg this is genius


Sunshine_Riptide__

Omfg 🤣


Callimogua

She's seal'd down and ready to go!🤣


FowlTemptress

OMG I've kept my eyes away from her OF photos after accidentally traumatizing myself by seeing the ones with the peeps. This is just awful. After gagging, my next move was to wonder how much visceral fat she has in that gutbucket. To think she is so much heavier now!


Broad-Media6269

I can’t unsee this 🙈 it is a crime against humanity to have put this out there 😂


Chadwick_Steel

At least it's not the bathtub picture.


Elegant_Ice5632

Agreed! That creepy reddish water!!!! 👀 😱


NewOpposite8008

God dammit lmfao.


No_Customer_84

Thanks, I hate it! 😂


ThrowawayForEmilyPro

I can only imagine what she looks like when Scatman is done with her. ![gif](giphy|25KDJqDmFJEritWRyA|downsized)


WitchsmellerPrsuivnt

That is a fucking awful double barrelled cunt gut.  And this is when she was "slim".


doonuz

Ladies hide your huzzzbandz.


FeralPotathoe

It doesn't help being black and white..I had to look closer to see the horror.


Macchiato9261

I took my daughter to this little farm today. There were two huge pigs there sleeping, like over 5 feet long. Chantal makes them look skinny.


totallytubularik

For a minute I had to pause to understand what I was looking at 😱


Party_Barnacle_5768

Paint me like one of your french (fried) gorls.


Followingthefollowed

💀💀


Dishonored_Angelz

Here I thought my fat ass looked bad.. at least I’m not this bad.


SallyNoMer

Even a nine hundred pound person on oxygen 24/7 isn't as bad as Chinstal.


RubyDax

🤣🤣🤣 I love you! I need that full-body cringe guffaw!


AmbitiousAnt2799

This is the first thing I saw this morning, thanks


SecondBackupSandwich

The Baby on Nightstand Getting Diaper Changed pose


haute_cheetos

lmao


SecondBackupSandwich

You know that’s the visual


ThereIsNoGibson

OF era was sick and funny at the same time. I’ll never look at marshmallow peeps the same ever again.


194angellstreet

She looks like she strangling herself with her chest


Froggy313

This is when she was her thinnest and she would star fish...ain't no way she's having any intimacy with salad bot


Elegant_Ice5632

Well, FB is often on the throne and King Beezer loves some 💩, so they may be getting their kinks in some non-traditional ways. Just sayin’.


Liveforicedcoffee

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Lopsided_Mastodon_78

Oh god


Anarchic_Country

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myopinionokay

she looks like a beach ball.


MentalGuarantee

Oh shit


SeaPomegranate3060

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE SEND HELP I BEG


pancakebitch34

This is repulsive. But at least it's not the bathtub full of peeps. My eyes evacuated my skull that day.


PriorityFriendly4030

Oh dear lord ![gif](giphy|jivGITd768psP80B2i)


d3rp7d3rp

What is that smell emanating from my phone? 🤢


dancin-and-confused

AHSJSJSJE NOOO, OP WHY


indiapiggy

This gave me ttptsd


cheezypotater

thanks for the nightmares


CherryCandy927

Looks painful 😒


Javami

This is amazing work! Well done! Truly one of the funniest posts I’ve ever seen on here 😄


Actual_Shower8756

The amount of time I spent staring at this thinking it was an 80s indie album cover…


anxiousorsomething

I came here two days late to say how dare you


Queenssoup

For Christ's sake, tag things like that NSFW...