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Forrest_likes_tea

He's dumb


AmbitiousPeace-

His annoyed face with the little pout truly is the cherry on top


Ill_ceramics_person

Never forget sexist, “no place for a young lady” my ass


DNDgamerman

She’s a grown ass woman. She can do whatever the fuck she wants now.


Forrest_likes_tea

Agreed


DNDgamerman

Very true brother


DNDgamerman

Well, no shit Captain obvious


Forrest_likes_tea

Yeah I'm sorry


DNDgamerman

It is ok.


ex0ticm0chi

I just got to this cutscene and it makes me just loathe him more (if that’s possible)


engelskjente

I hated this one from one run where I deliberately didn’t finish the meet all villagers quest. You know. The very first quest. I got so far in the game, doing really well… and this cutscene counted as me meeting Pierre. I was gutted. I even made a post in here somewhere expressing my disgust. ;)


DNDgamerman

Trust me it always keep all the hate him even more


FlowerPotZombie

It's a small graveyard in the middle of town, not deep in a forest. Abigail is in no danger and she's not hurting anybody by being there. Instead of lecturing his daughter, he needs to be lecturing himself for chosing money over having fun at festivals.


DNDgamerman

He was hiding behind a tree eavesdropping on her. Seems kind of creepy ngl


RobStar0917

It's literally a 5 minute walk from his store/her house.


Isaisaab

Hahaha Pee Hair


pixie218

And then he basically tells her to go back to the kitchen, misogynist prick


DNDgamerman

List of reasons to hate him! A grown ass man he can’t help his wife in the kitchen a little bit instead of making his daughter do it who is an independent person trying to do their own shit


Glomm3r

use some explosive ammo on him so he knew his place


DNDgamerman

I would, but I need that for skull cavern. It turns out it’s kinda hard to get iridium or for sprinkler without doing cavern.


Gotta_Stardew_emAll

Super cucumber will occasionally give you iridium ore in the fish ponds.


PinkFloweryAngst8130

Dammit Pisshair, GO AWAY. Stop acting like you're better than everyone else, and go to the mountains to look for mayonnaise.


PoetInevitable1449

We were about to get freaky in the graveyard, but Pierre ruined it


Lady_Amrie

He probably doesn't know she likes to hang out near her da- I mean, the Wizard's Tower.


raining-kyoto

Pee Hair has the most punchable face


DNDgamerman

He has one of the most comfortable faces for me to draw between him and Micah Bell from red dead


Forrest_likes_tea

I agree he looks like such an asshole


BeanBagSize

I dunno derriere, maybe check the grave she's standing in front of before you go get cucked by the wizard. Again.


MaddysinLeigh

Give neckbeard vibes.


FallenTale4

This scene made me hate pee hair and I stopped selling him my crops and such after that


dqmiumau

Step dad *


lazy_wallflower

Ew. Just look at that ugly face he’s making


Diligent_Sea_3359

Canonically she's 7


makalakaroni

I JUST started playing stardew and this is the funniest shit I've ever seen. Pee hair. 😭😭