Tank top shows off physique while sweatpants are known to accentuate the member of a well-endowed male.

Nah bruh, i aint hung

Then enjoy the sweatpants without the leering meat gazing I guess!

Sure thing boss

Post proof

Im a minor


Bravo!!! Excellent use or DR D lol.

Doctor D MINOOOOOOR

Im screaming

*Drake intensifies*

Its called cock gazing, if she's got those big sunglasses thats whats happening

Haha! Wonder if it’s a regional thing like coke or pop

In the south , colloquially known as 'bird doggin'

Not to be confused with 'prairie doggin'

Oooh that one I know!! But damn I had forgotten it. Core memory unlocked

We call it peter peepin round these parts.

"Hammer hawkin" is an accepted term up here

Cock gazing ain't regional when you got those greys

I never thought I’d ever read “leering meat gazing” in my life but here we are lol

Not gonna lie. I’m pretty proud of it!

Context made me miss-read your username as Longjohn

I’ll take it!

I misread it as "meat glazing" and got all confused for a sec

I swear spandex so it’s nice and tucked away. It’s not for them anyways.

r/BrandNewSentence

Yea I gotta wear yoga pants if I want mine to be visible lol.

Me too

Is that a weiny whistle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

😂😂😂😂😂

Lmao women can’t see anything when I wear grey sweatpants 🥲

Step up your game and rock a banana hammock

Lmfao yall over there catfishing the banana hammock?! Ok but women will find out what’s up either way

get a nylon hair tie and tie it around your nut sack. It plumps everything up and brings it forward. Worst case scenario, a woman's hair tie falls out of the leg of your pants at some point during the day, which has a lot of exciting implications lol

worst idea ive seen all week

That's called an innie my friend.

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I mean, yeah. Perceived flaccid dick size means pretty much nothing. Something like 70% of men are in the 5-6 inch range globally. If not more than 70%. Ofcourse there are extreme outliers, but that's kinda similar to the amount of skinny girls with H cups. It's rare, but it does happen.

Asia is really bringing down that average though.

Yeah, you're either a grower, or a show-er.

Yeah but if it’s already big flaccid it’s not going to get smaller 💭

I thought this was common knowledge

Imagine the disappointment when a girl finds out the shower doesn't get any bigger, just harder.

Hah, as a member of the grower community, just know what you see is not always what you get.

Grey sweatpants specifically, and they accentuate dangling genitals of pretty much any size in my experience. Apparently the reason it's grey ones specifically is contrast. Grey provides a more dynamic range of light and shadow, which is what visually accentuates the floppy bits.

You are absolutely right. I should have specified. I know it says it in the meme, but yes. That’s on me. Also love the science and art theory behind dick swinging in grey sweats! Mad props.

I mean I'm really just in it to see the dicks, because dicks are fucking great. only reason I know about the colour thing is that I read random shit all the time.

Need to do a spin off called Useless Jeopardy and it’s all the random Shit we pick up like grey contrasting best for cock-ogling and end of a shoe lace is called an aglet.

Yea I know exactly what she's talking about.... 

You mean like Kevin Hart's dad? (NSFW btw) https://youtu.be/70gme6lL86o?si=FSL-agZp0zTVQbs2&t=2m1s

Can't tell you how many girls I've said "my eyes are up here" to.

Just be average and its accentuated lol

That’s the magic of grey sweats. Like foundation and highlights, but for your junk!

Grey sweatpants were specifically the focus of some Tik Tok trend about women filming their men in grey sweatpants

So they don't use underwear?

Or loose fitting ones like boxers.


If you're wearing underwear under sweat pants, you're doing sweat pants wrong.

I guess so. Never attempted to show off my goods, and was wondering as the underwear hides it quite well.

I am sure I am showing something with yoga leggings, but I just wear them for class, and I don’t think I have caught anyone looking.

People do look. I'm people, I look.

What do you think? Am I ok?

Not bad

Thanks! 😁

I really just meant for the comfort factor, but I suppose it applies to that as well lol.

Just tried it and yes, a bit more comfortable, but things are really visible.

Nononono you uncultured buffoon! If you say your sweatpants are *more comfortable* commando style with your big ol stupid weiner flopping around like a fish out of water then…you’re doing underwear all wrong. Not to mention…all those poo particles you’re releasing into the atmosphere 😤

I gotta agree with the erotic sloth on this one

Ppl attracted to men love when they wear sweatpants and tank tops. She's jealous.

It because of the pp outline. For some reason grey sweatpants will hug a schlong so those interested in such appendages can get an idea of what he is packing.

which technically is stupid, cuz most men have a "blood penis" or however its called. which basically means its way smaller in its "passive" state.

Having a grower instead of a shower. BUT if the sweats are soft enough on the inside and you go commando you can sport a chub, giving the false sense of a larger member.

Today was not a day I expected to open up r/funnymemes and get a dick print 101 lesson

Carpe Diem!

Carpe Deez Nutz!

And its the kind of lesson you'd expect for a free education course. God awful. Who wants to walk around half-erect and in a state of sexual stimulation? Only creeps want that.

Its all fun and games until a chub becomes a full blown erection pitching a tent of its own.


You gotta tuck it in the waste band

Not since a very confusing math class. Not Geometry, oddly enough.

I have had limited success catching the bus in my grey sweatpants with a full stiff

Bros out here sticking his pecker out of the pee flap of his underwear but still in his jeans to "accentuate the dick print".

Huh, thanks. Didnt think about that.

That’s definitely one way to say it

I call it "Practical" for real. I couldn't sit down on the toilet if it was max state every time because touching the bowl is disgusting in my mind.

Man the times it hits the bowl I recoil.

You can get utis from it iirc

Ah the witch’s kiss.

Way smaller is relative.


Apparently so do grey gym shorts as I'm no longer allowed to wear those outside either.

Nah only if you pull them up all the way and tuck them in the sweatshirt

I’m guessing it’s the perky bum and the V line, basically this look will only work if you are ripped.

Mostly just not fat. Women like men are different some like skinny dudes some like ripped dudes and some like dadbods (slightly overweight but still have decent size arms). All can benefit from the look stated above. The visible hog is a must though, if you got a tiny dick don't wear the sweats as they will tell on you.

I hope you stay top comment, sir👍

I guess sweatpants are to men what yoga pants are to women

Like a wife beater? The image currently in my head is not of an attractive man lol

I mean as long as it's not white :D

if you're fit its basically male lingerie

If you're trying to pick up women in a trailer park/ghetto, sure.

found the fatty

Sweat pants to show off physique? Found the guy with small legs.

Damn leave me alone

For trailer parks it's track pants and a houndstooth button up

Not sure if you're trolling, but there are athetic tank tops. I wear them all the time to the gym or when I run out for an errand. Nice easy comfortable clothes.

Well, tank top might give away that he’s ripped, women allegedly love this kind of thing

Yeah, having an attractive body is typically attractive.

They don't need to be ripped. My man isn't and I still love to see him in a tanktop. Imo it's the low neckline paired with showing off the shoulders and arms.

Well obviously lmao, who isn’t attracted to a hot bod 

Asexuals probably

damn you probably right bro

According to women, they like the grey sweatpants because allegedly it's easy to see the outline of a guy's dick while he wears grey sweatpants. Women do like to stare at your outline if they can see it.

Is that then a camel tail instead of a camel toe?

Or in some people's cases, a camel accorn...

Stop assaulting me

She said it was a perfectly good size!

Moose knuckle

More like an aardvark snout.

🐽

Moose knuckle

Trunk of your junk

Im my case it’s just a camel. It’s really uncomfortable to lug around and it keeps spitting everywhere.

Dude I got in trouble at work for this. It was very embarrassing and I didn’t know you could see the print 😭 they were just the American eagle sweats lol

Where are you allowed to wear sweatpants as work attire?

American Eagle

That’s weird. It’s basically a real life mannequin scenario

In any warehouse.

Must be nice. I worked at 2 warehouses and that was never an option

I worked at Amazon and sweatpants were pretty much the standard.

Gotcha. I worked in food processing plants, so prolly different standards.

supervisor for a trailer park

Physical therapy

I had a favorite pair of jeans i had for ages. At one point my girlfriend said they were her favorite too.....because they showed my buldge well. I had no idea women try to scope out dudes groins. That was the end of my favorite jeans in public 😖. Now I can't help but be painfully aware of it. I buy boxers with the pouches or whatever to try to minimize it. I'm not trying to display my genitals to the world.

Oh so there’s no point in me wearing it since I’m a grower and looks like nothing is there 👀

more like a bonobo nose

Grey sweat pants show off my cock and balls.

Only shows off my balls

What wrong with being a 25 years old virgin living with his mum again ?

Nothing wrong, in fact, most of human history is about living with family as long as possible. It's pretty common in Europe and for some reason seen as "not normal" in US

In the US it’s seen as a failure to be successful both socially and financially. It also demonstrates a lack of taking on responsibility. In the US you’re expected to be fully independent with a house, car, and a 9-5 job to meet the bare minimum requirements of a “functioning adult”. Obviously most people don’t because the economy is trash for the average pleb, yet the expectation persists.

Because capitalism, the sooner you get kicked out the sooner you start buying more shit.

An aggressively petty title fr

sweatpants accentuates bulge imprint = male equivalent of yoga pants that accentuate the booty tank top that shows off the muscles = male equivalent of crop top that shows off stomach/cleavage


I wanna rock your body (till the break of dawn)

I don't need no instructions, to know how to rock!

Basically, women are as thirsty as men. And they know.

Women? Horny? Poppycock, says I.

Usually, I ain't got nothing much to show up front unless blood flows there, but I dunno what it is, they keep telling me I got a bakery in the rear. I'm a straight man. Should I be worried?

Imma get dat ass

Lmao same bro my ex kept telling me my ass was juicier than hers, wich can’t be true cuz hers was amazing and mine probably houses a couple species in that mangrove level ass hair. I resorted to stating that I’m 10% Latina now every time it comes up, usually gets a chuckle

The title r/ihavesex

What’s her name?

I dont wear tank tops because its usually cold here. But i thought sweatpants were just comfortable middle aged guy clothes. Till she started demanding i wear underwear in them when we go shopping.

Why would you not be wearing underwear when shopping?

I had no idea i was tempting women. I like going commando more, its more comfortable.

I with you brother, I only wear underwear in winter, or if there’s a chance of there being more spiders around than usual.

haha, yeah im from iceland though. Spiders here are tiny and shy. And its rare i get cold. If anything i get too hot because first because of the wind chill, you have to put on a extra layer of clothing. Then because my ancestors were monsters of snow and my body is like a furnace. I start to sweat. So i generally just brave the cold till my body starts pumping up the heat. its awful to be sweaty under a few layers of clothes.

If the inside is soft enough, it's more comfortable.

Sometimes you just gotta let the twins swing man.

My body my choice

3 things I don't have: sweatpants, a tank top, a loving SO

This dude is clearly projecting that's way to specific lmao.

My GF legit gets upset when I wear 2 pairs of joggers I own to the gym cause she can "see it poking out" so others women will look. I'm like babe, no woman is gonna look at my acorn bump, chill.

The fact I’m wearing this RN is why it’s funny to me.

reasons i moved out

You can see his junk when he wears sweatpants.

And you have lil dude getting tricked not to look at women sexually

I don’t mind the outfit. But I have a strict rule against hugging men in tank tops.

Omg so real. Armpit hair + sweat is not a good combo.

100%

Slut maker

Jokes you I’m 27

I wear male spandex while fully torqued. Don't judge my body you perverts!

It’s like yoga pants for men

Wtf is this subreddit? I can’t believe this got upvoted it’s the most cringe title of a post I’ve ever seen and the joke fucking sucks. Wtf is this?

This sub is the bastard child of boomer humor and edgelord bullshit

Unless you date a rich girl who finds ghetto-wear unattractive

I can wear them cuz i got a 44 mm defeater

Dang those nostrills...

What’s she wearing?

Nah OP I can't explain this to you

Do women really like guys in tank tops?

A joke that requires an explanation is a joke.

Ok she has a point

Grey sweats aka dickprint pants

Tank top on me would just make people look away.

The only women who like this look are ghetto/trailer trash.

It is damn near July, I ain’t wearing sweatpants anywhere! You think I wanna get where I’m going with the Niagara Falls of ass sweat trailing behind me? I will die of heat stroke.

Grey sweatpants are to women what sun dresses are to men. I don't quite get it either.

My ex used to say this to me jokingly.

When you’re trying to leave but she wants to spit on that thang. 

I’m Leaving unless I get some of that” HAWK TUAH” and Spit on that thang!

The meme reeks with the female gaze. I tip thee mine fedora, OP.

Damn, op really decided to attack everyone as if they aren’t a virgin living with their parents. 1) in this economy, not living with your parents is just a dumb decision. If you you’re able to then you should do it. 2) You’re posting memes about tank tops and sweatpants on Reddit, you get no bitches

do you have any problems , people being virgins and living with parents ?? are you serious ?

My girlfriend requires me to wear briefs with my bathing suit…….. if I even try to get away with it, she’ll call me out in a second and tell me to put that dick away 😂