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JohnDeLancieAnon

I looked this is up and found the following: >DS: I need you to explain something for me. You said you're allergic to cold water? Take me through that. >JM: Yes, I'm very allergic to cold water. So, a quick story, before we played Alabama my freshman year, I decided it would be a good idea to hop in the cold tub. I was like, "this is really cold!" I didn't know it would be that cold. I get out of the cold tub and go shower, and I'm just itching. I've got a lot of hives everywhere, and then after I get out of the shower, I end up passing out in the locker room. >DS: Another thing you've mentioned is that you like to cook. What's your signature dish or specialty? >JM: Ribs and mac n' cheese. >DS: How do you go about cooking them? >JM: I slow-cook them. >DS: You got a secret sauce? >JM: Yeah, a little bit. >DS: We're not going get it out of you, are we? >JM: No. Really? The food gets follow-up questions, but hives and passing out don't?


d-cent

Lol right, no follow up to one of the more bizarre locker room stories I've ever heard. Like did he see a doctor about it atleast? 


JohnDeLancieAnon

"Yeah, it was one of the scariest moments of my life" "Lol, what's your favorite food?"


Cantguard-mike

And what happens when he drinks water during a cold game lmfaoo


d-cent

Epi pen I guess lol I don't know it's so wild


newcreed

My son has this issue also and the passing out is true also. If he spends some time outside hives and then he gets so tired and has to take a nap or goes to sleep for the evening. My son’s issue is bad enough that we are thinking about moving.


nanzinator

Unrelated question, how do you think your son would do playing football in Lambeau in January?


oroechimaru

I thought this said “you like cock”


F2P-Gamer

So he can’t play in the snow… shit


Defiant-Scarcity-243

You just gotta augment his helmet to have an umbrella, duh


aBunchOfBabyDucks44

Guardian cap confirmed?


PimpinPoptart

That's actually a really good point. I wonder if that's going to give him some issues. Surely that'd be known by the team at this point, right?


Jonjoloe

If you look at my comment history, I commented in an article that covered this where he said snow is fine, he just can’t do ice baths.


thedart_51

But how’s his piss supposed to get hot?


ThreeFactorAuth

Unlimited hot piss. It can never be cold!


packfanmarkinmn

its a cold tub issue he can drink cold water


DripDropWetWet

It's called urticaria. My sister has had it most of her life and and no one ever believes her that it's real.


Nomorenightcrawlers

So is she ok to be outside in the snow?


DripDropWetWet

She said "allergy meds and itchy hands, he'll be fine"


foo_solo

Hopefully not grabby hands, don’t need any penalties.


albertcamusjr

Specifically, it's called "cold urticaria" - my wife has it and it can be sucky


daygo448

I just looked it up, and cold weather can also cause the same effects. It’ll be interesting to see how much, if at all, it will affect him in the cold/winter months. As you said, take antihistamines, maybe shots, have an EPI pen, and wear warm clothes to keep him dry.


newcreed

It’s the fatigue that is going to be an issue.


LordTejon

Urticaria is just another word for hives or a rash independent from the cause.


MaiiqTheLyre

I have a real mild form of it. If I go in cold water and it’s not super warm outside that water, I get small hives on my thighs and wrists. Worse if I’m stressed, but ultimately hasn’t caused me too much issue. This version however sounds awful


newcreed

My wife has an autoimmune condition and two years ago my son became “allergic to cold”. I also thought it was made up, since we live where it snows. I have never heard of something like that. He breaks out in hives if he is outside for more than 5-10 mins on any skin that is exposed. If he is exposed for a long time, he breaks out massive hives, and then his body reaction in massive fatigue. Warming him up gets the hives away, but he starts saying he’s tired, and he becomes lethargic and needs to rest to recharge. As much as I thought it was BS, it’s really not. This is going to be a problem for Jacob. We are now thinking about moving to someplace warmer to fix this. He also takes an antihistamine to prevent it, but it’s still an issue.


Sir_Carrington

Bakhtiari sick to his stomach not to be able to play with him


dusters

Hot pissit is then


10veIsAllIGot

How does he feel about cheese?


d-cent

He loves to slow cook ribs and Mac and cheese


10veIsAllIGot

Sounds like a Packer to me.


blinglorp

How is this not an automatic red flag to not draft the guy? Is it not as big of a deal as it seems?


nacreon

Gute must like his hot piss upside then.


ThreeFactorAuth

Bust smh. Fire Gute!