"Guardsman, come here! I've come by the means of making you a more effective melee weapon. I call it the Guardsman Hammer"
"That's wonderful news! Is this hammer made by the Iron Hands? Or the Mechanicus? When will they arrive?"
"Guardsman, I believe there has been a misunderstanding..."
This is the famed *Cadian Club* technique. Angry Marines learned this technique by observing an Ogryn Skullbreaker utilize a similar method by using an Ork choppa boy to beat his warboss to death.
Now that I see the power of Space Marines at a local event over the weekend I might have to pick up some angry Marine shoulder pads and make the legion
~~Latin~~ High Gothic is one of few languages that distinguishes "hitting that motherfucker with another motherfucker" and "hitting that motherfucker WITH another motherfucker".
As an attack employed by the greatest of all space marine chapters, the Angry Marinas, it probably has a pretty simple, on the nose name like.
FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING GOLY OF THE GOD DAMNED EMPEROR'S FUCKING FUCK SHIT STICK BEATING
**The Disposable Blood Mallet**
"Has your power sword gotten stuck in that pesky xeno's hide again?"
"Has the mechanicum forgotten to resupply your squad with ammo?"
"Well look no further! Simply grab your nearby willing conscript and go to town on that xenos Filth! With its versitile use case, these weapons carry themselves into combat, and are ready to use in a moments notice!
*Product may complain about usage prior to first or second use, lifetime of the product not guaranteed beyond first use, product's quality may vary depending on deployment, regement and availability, it's advised not to notify the product about its intended use case prior to usage, product may self disasemble after several uses, please refer to your local astra millitarum commissar for further details.*
„I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in heresy
All I wanted was to break your ceramit
All you ever did was wreck me
Yeah, you, you wreck me Chaos“
It's named after an ancient British Army technique called "Advance to Combat".
Here we see the future, more direct method of "Advance to Combat", using other force support to get there.
THE MARINE IS COMING OFF THE ROPES, OH THAT ORK IS SETTING UP FOR A NASTY ROPE JUMP, THE ASTARTES IS GONNA HAVE TO WORK HARD T-
OOOOOH THE SPACE MARINE WITH THE STEEL LEGION GUARDSMAN!!
The Hammer of the Emperor
Dammit beat me to it
Dammit, beat it with me
So does that mean a "Warhammer 40,000" is when 40,000 marines use guardsmen as bludgeons?
I thought the 40.000 warhammers were lost to the Imperium
Not when there’s guardsmen around
Man-Hammer
The Personal Touch
The true Human Torch... *"Move away, Johnny Storm"*
The 'Personnel' Touch
This time it’s… personnel.
Heh, nothing Personnel, kid.
Beat-a-motherfucker-with-another-motherfucker!
The BAMWAM Maneuver.
Ooooh I like that!!!
Military love their acronyms after all.
Fact - fucking acronyms conveying toughness
We found it. Pack up guys
A lesser know version of this is when a marine uses a Sororitas. Then it's a "BAMWAM-Thank-You-Ma'am".
Thread's over. pack it up, boys.
This makes me so happy, you don't even know
Came here for this
Hitcha witcha own pimp!!
Guardsman must be a heretic. A true man of the imperium would have held knives to make himself a more effective weapon for the God Emperor’s Angel.
💯
A guardsman who truly lives as the Emperor’s currency would’ve straightened themselves out and held firm to maximize the damage dealt.
Or a shovel, Krieg Death Korps
Its Carl, he somehow survives
Well, turns out that guardsman can be more useful in melee. P.S: the move is called: beating (with) meat.
[удалено]
They make corpse starch from beating meat?
Out of bullets
"Get Help"
It’s only “Get help” if you’re pretending. This is more “Get Help, BUT NOT FOR ME!”
"Get them some help"
"He need some milk"
"I slap a b'tch with a b'tch"
You can write bitch here
b'tch! B'TCH! Fuck that shit ain't working for me either.
The concept of sensoring profanity would offend an angry marine like nothing else. Besides maybe pretty marines or ultramarines.
The Catachan Curl
ALWAYS ANGRY!!!
ALL THE TIME!
"Guardsman, come here! I've come by the means of making you a more effective melee weapon. I call it the Guardsman Hammer" "That's wonderful news! Is this hammer made by the Iron Hands? Or the Mechanicus? When will they arrive?" "Guardsman, I believe there has been a misunderstanding..."
I believe that is the "Hammer of the Emperor."
The Carl Special
The Cadian Club or the Hammer of Caliban ? So many options.
The Weeeeeee!
This is the famed *Cadian Club* technique. Angry Marines learned this technique by observing an Ogryn Skullbreaker utilize a similar method by using an Ork choppa boy to beat his warboss to death.
Not to be confused with the Catachan Clobber, that is the same but the marine jumps out of a pit he dug and hid in earlier.
Now that I see the power of Space Marines at a local event over the weekend I might have to pick up some angry Marine shoulder pads and make the legion
"dress"
Yuuichirou Hanma confirmed as God emperor
~~Latin~~ High Gothic is one of few languages that distinguishes "hitting that motherfucker with another motherfucker" and "hitting that motherfucker WITH another motherfucker".
The double corpse surprise
As an attack employed by the greatest of all space marine chapters, the Angry Marinas, it probably has a pretty simple, on the nose name like. FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING GOLY OF THE GOD DAMNED EMPEROR'S FUCKING FUCK SHIT STICK BEATING
Astra yeeeeeeeeeeting.
Missed opportunity for a Death Guard *Manreaper*
Friendly Fire
That's the **BAMFWAMF**, it's so named for the sound it makes when you Beat A Mother Fucker With Another Mother Fucker
Switching to secondary is always faster
Cadia flies
**The Disposable Blood Mallet** "Has your power sword gotten stuck in that pesky xeno's hide again?" "Has the mechanicum forgotten to resupply your squad with ammo?" "Well look no further! Simply grab your nearby willing conscript and go to town on that xenos Filth! With its versitile use case, these weapons carry themselves into combat, and are ready to use in a moments notice! *Product may complain about usage prior to first or second use, lifetime of the product not guaranteed beyond first use, product's quality may vary depending on deployment, regement and availability, it's advised not to notify the product about its intended use case prior to usage, product may self disasemble after several uses, please refer to your local astra millitarum commissar for further details.*
“En Garde”
Honorable promotion (from a meat shield to a meat sword)
REAL STAIN
Perfect
Human batter
It is the "swing for the bleachers"
The Spontaneous Boomerang
The ‘Beat your meat’
Diplomacy
„I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in heresy All I wanted was to break your ceramit All you ever did was wreck me Yeah, you, you wreck me Chaos“
My friend made the mini this is based on. Good times.
Hammer of Mankind.
Caidian Club
Fall of cadian
Meatspin
Fastball Special
"Ethical use"
“DARKTIDE community outreach program”
Weaponized infantry
A Dick Move
The yeetus deletus
The Splatter Batter
Hitting a motherfucker with another motherfucker.
Acceptable Casualties
The Fun-Chucks
Yeetus feetus
“it’s also a hammer” -vulkan
GuardHammer
The Maul of Humanity
The Catachan handshake.
Team building exercise
Missed flight
Smashin' Men
"Hammer" of the Emperor
The Dove Takes Flight
*Beat the fuck from fucker with other fucker*
The heretic hammer
"Helical gallus imperialis" ... The codex says don't train in public.
The "jaxx fatality" courtesy Mortal Kombat
Two guards with one swing
Astral Put
Hit a mofo with another mofo
Grievous harm with a body
Give them the Carl.
Real Pain
Cooperation
The Cadian Hammer!
It doesn't, and therefore it doesn't forbid it. (Not that the Angry Marines would care anyway.)
Yeet🤣🤣🤣
Tau Diplomacy
Guise?
ANGRYYYY
Improv Theatre
Bye Carl
«The guard shaker»
A Caidian Slap
The old fashioned way
Hit a motherfucker with another motherfucker
The Allied Detachment
Emperor’s Paintbrush
Improvised Armaments
This bitch empty, YEEEET
Fuck around and find out
Beat a mf with another mf
The Say-Hello-to-My-Little-Friend.
Mortal strike
Cannon fodder smack
The hammer of the Emperor
Guard THIS!
Friendly fire
The meat grinder
"I read baki: son of ogre yesterday"
The BOGO bash. Bash One Grievously wound One more.
"HERE COMES THE INFANTRY!!!"
The emergarncy Guardsmen
Improvised weapon #4
Oi! We gotz a name fer dat already, called da Grot toss
The creig counter
It's named after an ancient British Army technique called "Advance to Combat". Here we see the future, more direct method of "Advance to Combat", using other force support to get there.
The hammer of dorn
Manhandling
The “I DON’T CARE YOU NAME THE DAMN THING”
BAMFWAMF
Would be funny AF to have this be a model but you can still use ranged and it's just the guardsmen firing their lasgun trying to help
BEAT THEM WITH THEIR OWN KIND.
The Yeet and Beat
Man-Flail (Man-Hammer if they're wearing carapace armor)
Swinging the emperor's hammer
yes
Emperor's finest melee
Yeetus maximus
“Using your resources”
They are the hammer of the emperor!
Fast ball
“Teamwork”
"We have no ammo but we got plenty of Astra Militarum"
The Secone-To-Last Resort
THE MARINE IS COMING OFF THE ROPES, OH THAT ORK IS SETTING UP FOR A NASTY ROPE JUMP, THE ASTARTES IS GONNA HAVE TO WORK HARD T- OOOOOH THE SPACE MARINE WITH THE STEEL LEGION GUARDSMAN!!
Organic flail.
Advanced guard field training.
"Improved Melee Weapon Option #31"
"Puny traitor"
Angry handshake
Guard buster
Ah the classic Hail Mari(ne) for when you need to angrily snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.
Fun with friends
YEET DA GIT
The Hot Carl
It is named after the ancient Terran philosopher, Bae Bruthe.
Combined Arms, by any means necessary
Chunky salsa
What, that pic is from the Angry Marines section of 1d4chan. Is the site on already? :O
#the akzeptable casulality
Making effective use of allies
Batter up
The human improvised weapon.
The “Puny God”
non-compliant Because spacebook says fun bad
OI, DEY STOLE DAT FRUM US! WEZ BEEN THROWIN' GROTS AT DA ENEMY LONGER DEN DEM!
The beat a motha fucka with anotha motha fucka
Batter up
Merry Go Round.
#CODEX ASTARTES NAMES THIS MANEUVER: FUCK OFF
Guarding Strike
The Cadian Slap
The Heimlich
The “my spine broke before the guard did”
The fodder toss
Beige Thump
The hammer guard
Get Help
Life
"Affix Bayonettes!"
Hey haven't seen the angry marines in awhile