So, funny story. I lived in Iowa where Hy-Vee is the wish version of HEB and tries so hard. They actually filmed a dating show in the produce isle in their store called āLove At First Biteā for their network.
https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/money/business/retail/2022/01/18/hyvee-taps-bachelor-producer-dating-show-set-grocery-stores-love-at-first-bite-hstv-seasons-magazine/8983915002/
My favorite hyvee story is when the ceo was talking a couple years ago about expansion plans. He basically said that heb was so dominant there was no reason to poke the bear, so theyād look elsewhere.
This isnāt the first time Iāve been herring about this. At first when I red it, I started to get cod up in the story, but she really floundered to stick the ending.
Can confirm. I was with the girl in the beauty department, 2 cashiers and a bagger. This was 10+ years ago though
Edit: then I came back like 7ish years ago and I was with a cashier 20 years older than me
"she herself offered him other girls from the store so he wouldn't get bored, he took it as a joke but she said that it was very normal for them to go out. with clients. "
I am gonna need to know what store this is.
https://preview.redd.it/67fgmomoi4oc1.jpeg?width=842&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc34d5508b00f73909975c1753400e3768be23f
Jokes aside: OP, if you're reading this, that's an awful thing that they did to you and I'm sorry that you had to go through that. I'm glad that you are in a position now where you can begin healing and I hope you arrive at a point where you are happy sooner rather than later š
NO STORE HAS MOREā¦..WHORES
but for real, id do some naughty ass shit to the deli and bakery hoes at north lamar heb, involving some butter fresh tortillas as dental dams. Wait till you see what we do with the HāEāB buddy, hes gonna get torn!
I like how there's a broad spectrum of comments.
Some people saying this whole thing is fake
Some people empathizing/sympathizing
Some people shaming or praising the dude
And some people asking which HEB this was for reasons
Lol
The greatest line in the story,"Even though all this happened to me,HEB is still my favorite".Lol.Just dont take your man there,hes getting fish and more
Thanks to all your comments, some made me laugh, others honestly still hurt to read but well it's part of this process, something that many say is that I didn't take care of my husband, well I loved him a lot, I let go of job opportunities for leave early to be home. My house was always clean and my clothes were well taken care of, I always left my house well dressed, I had good self-esteem but with cancer my image was not the same, if cancer survivors know what I'm talking about. I think that after cancer my husband no longer wanted to be with me. I think that affected him a lot. why I live in Costa Rica, well, the girl harassed me to the point of hitting me when I was leaving my therapy. (I have been taking therapy since the divorce) why did she hit me? Well, she found out from my husband that i wanted a divorce and that meant that my husband wouldn't be able to give her money for a while. This bothered her a lot.
When I told the police they told me they could only put a restraining order.
My house in Texas had so many memories, I didn't want to be there anymore.
One place I feel has helped me in this healing process is Costa Rica, I live close to my sister and she has time to walk with me, thank you all for your messages and also sorry if I offended anyone, it was never my intention, thank you girl from Heb They sent me a message of support and I know that not everyone is like the woman who is now with my husband, thank you.
Good news, I'm going to become a grandmother. I hope to tell you about this soon and visit Texas to meet my little light.
This was the line that got me.
I mean they ain't lying. Even if their marriage got ruined by some fishmongering bribe taking whore...they know how much HEB kicks ass.
Call HR/management and let them know. Either way, be sure to leave a public review. If management doesnāt care, be sure to include something along the lines of
āmanagement was informed and was okay with their employees having inappropriate relationships with customersā
Iām very sorry this happened to you, truly. šš¼
I think the higher ups need to be made aware that thereās a prostitution/blackmailing ring of women working in one of their stores. This girl mentioned she had done this before and could offer him other girls that also work at HEB, āclientsā. Yeah there needs to be a stop to this asap. Possible sex trafficking happening. I live in Texas, outside of a city, which HEB is this?
wasn't there a recent bust about an heb work some human trafficking shit going on ? read about that recently. and 71lb of cocaine found in relation to another
We used to have to keep an instacart girl away from one of our deli guys because she like legit would just flirt with any partner with a penis.
Yeah, she got knocked up by one of the deli guys within a couple of months. Bunch of whores here in H-E-B land. Here everything's better \*wink wink\*
But the uh, verbiage used in this seems more like something of a hooker than an H-E-B employee. Especially the finding other girls in the store because it was very common for them to go out with each others "clients." And the "as long as you give me money" thing.
Sounds more like he found himself a sex worker who just so happened to have worked at H-E-B.
All more the reason to raise minimum pay! Get this fish girl out from the sheets!
My ex-husband was a man who used to go to the gym but that was 4 years ago, he gave up a lot and has a big stomach, despite that I loved him the way he was.
The last time my children saw him they told me that he gained a lot of weight and I think it is because of his health problems
Itās funny you mention this, because a woman in the wine department of the HāEāB would literally stalk my partner everytime we went in the store. Sheād follow him around and try to talk to him. It was bizarre.
This is definitely my favorite HEB. As a married almost 40 year old there's nothing better than a pretty young fish market girl hitting on me. Sorry hunny!
I thought I was in about 3 other subs before I realized this is the HEB sub.
Waiting for HEB to ask OP what store is running an escort service. Just look for the one that says "Special: fish tacos"
Wow, he got swindled into a sugababy blackmail affair and ended up caught. Really lights up the world when the betrayed spouse/partner gets the better deal in the split.
Now he's lost his wife and kids for a young, loose, barely legal girl.
Unrelated to all the HEB drama, your written English is very good. Itās much better than many native English speakers. So you have that going for you at least.
I sat here speechless for a good couple minutes, used to think Walmart was the place fo shit like this to go down, but HEB?!
I genuinely don't know what the fuck to say, sorry for yo loss?
I worked at HEB. The managers are predatory. The assistant store manager at the store I worked at. He would sleep with women. Then all of a sudden theyād be in the manager program or promoted. That place makes me laugh.
Ok. If your husband is cheating on you with someone in an HEB fish department, he is doing you a favor: he is demonstrating why you are too good for the relationship.
I wouldāve left him a long time ago. For sure heās now living on the streetsš. Heās no good to her now w/o the idiot driving HEB girl favorite car and not having a home. What a happy endingš¤ Iām happy for you!
HEB reality dating show coming soon..
Or HEB dating app š
"Favor" is ready to go.
iām a favor runner and i will never be able to open the app again without remembering this comment. š
HEB compatibility questionnaire. What's your favorite type of tubed meat? 
Just imagine heb corp creates their version of the bachelor/ bachelorette th money would be rolling in lmaoš
Fish girl is the most popular on the show
HEB combo loco, ruin your marriage get 1lb of steamed shrimp with 6 pack of HEB cola for 50 cents
Iāve been telling people for years HEB could have its own reality show with the BS that goes on in stores. š
Iām surprised they havenāt made one from Walmart yet. This really is an untapped potential.
Love is HEB
So, funny story. I lived in Iowa where Hy-Vee is the wish version of HEB and tries so hard. They actually filmed a dating show in the produce isle in their store called āLove At First Biteā for their network. https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/money/business/retail/2022/01/18/hyvee-taps-bachelor-producer-dating-show-set-grocery-stores-love-at-first-bite-hstv-seasons-magazine/8983915002/
My favorite hyvee story is when the ceo was talking a couple years ago about expansion plans. He basically said that heb was so dominant there was no reason to poke the bear, so theyād look elsewhere.
Imagine a 21 year old dude telling an older lady she reminds him of his mom in a seductive way and she gets a boner.
I'm trying to imagine an older lady getting a boner, it's not working thankfully
Hey clits get engorged with blood just like penises do. We get hard ons. Just very tiny ones.
clitoris? thatās a liberal myth brother, those donāt exist
Idk why should I trust some dude?
sorry forgot to add the /s at the end of that lol
I was just making a joke about your username
fuck iām brain dead right now lol
Poor man forgot who he was smh
He must've got some of that shit that killed Jack Nicholson ...
Donāt brag. We aināt all well hung.
I mean in this milf culture i dont think thats too rare
Imagine telling someone they remind you of your PARENTS in a seductive way, thatās disgusting š
This story seems a bit fishyĀ
Maybe reel in the puns a bit, eh?
The employee was an e-fish-ient worker
This story tugged at my heart, I was really hooked in
Sounds like we all took the bait, hook, line and sinker.
Are yāall fin-ished?
He didnāt even need Plenty of Fish, he just wanted it
Oh my cod, you people are awful.
You need to apologize for your fishy behavior, and scale it back.
I've no fish to embarrass myself further - I'll just show myself trout.
I've never seen a worse grouper people.
I canāt believe he took the bait š£
Turns out he was a Master-Bait
No, he was a Master-Baiter, and I will flounder out of here.
This isnāt the first time Iāve been herring about this. At first when I red it, I started to get cod up in the story, but she really floundered to stick the ending.
Cod you take this a little more seriously? Let minnow when you do. Salmon has to say it. Now Iām going back to watch Shane Gillis.
Not gonna lie, when I read "girl at the fish market", I thought something smelled strange.
Colt 45 and 2 zig zags, baby, that's all we need
Mmmmm good morning ladies!
good morning, ladies
Husband is incredibly shellfish!
āDespite all this HEB is still my favoriteā š
You sardine-ic asshole.
That kid should have clammed up and examined her sole.
At least she wasnāt catfished
You clam say that again. He was shrimply trying to help the girl out.
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It gets easier after 6. 
Spicy. Sorry about that. Us HEB employees are known whores.
Sup?
Lmfao
No store does more than my H-E-B š«”
here, people matter
No thanks, you can keep your people matter.
legit lmao
Can confirm. I was with the girl in the beauty department, 2 cashiers and a bagger. This was 10+ years ago though Edit: then I came back like 7ish years ago and I was with a cashier 20 years older than me
I'm hanging out at the wrong bars it seems
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Literally why does it sound like the fish market managers are pimping lmao
How dare you call my [immediate family member who works at HEB] a whore?
Definitely a better class of whore at HEB than WalMart or Dollar Tree.
"she herself offered him other girls from the store so he wouldn't get bored, he took it as a joke but she said that it was very normal for them to go out. with clients. " I am gonna need to know what store this is.
https://preview.redd.it/67fgmomoi4oc1.jpeg?width=842&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc34d5508b00f73909975c1753400e3768be23f Jokes aside: OP, if you're reading this, that's an awful thing that they did to you and I'm sorry that you had to go through that. I'm glad that you are in a position now where you can begin healing and I hope you arrive at a point where you are happy sooner rather than later š
A store full of young escorts? [FILTHY](https://media1.tenor.com/m/Wp2e_kiUWAIAAAAC/filthy-but-genuinely-arousing-simpsons.gif)!
NO STORE HAS MOREā¦..WHORES but for real, id do some naughty ass shit to the deli and bakery hoes at north lamar heb, involving some butter fresh tortillas as dental dams. Wait till you see what we do with the HāEāB buddy, hes gonna get torn!
Here Everybody Bangsā¦
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I like how there's a broad spectrum of comments. Some people saying this whole thing is fake Some people empathizing/sympathizing Some people shaming or praising the dude And some people asking which HEB this was for reasons Lol
You some people are here for the fish puns
That's me! I'm swimming in them. Let minnow when the puns stop so I can tuna round and get outta here.
What in the *Mujeres: Casos de La Vida Real* did I stumble into here?
*Muchachas Sedientas, edicion HEB. *
ššš
Un caso cerrado.
Online catharsis is weird.
Even when itās fake af
The greatest line in the story,"Even though all this happened to me,HEB is still my favorite".Lol.Just dont take your man there,hes getting fish and more
Thanks to all your comments, some made me laugh, others honestly still hurt to read but well it's part of this process, something that many say is that I didn't take care of my husband, well I loved him a lot, I let go of job opportunities for leave early to be home. My house was always clean and my clothes were well taken care of, I always left my house well dressed, I had good self-esteem but with cancer my image was not the same, if cancer survivors know what I'm talking about. I think that after cancer my husband no longer wanted to be with me. I think that affected him a lot. why I live in Costa Rica, well, the girl harassed me to the point of hitting me when I was leaving my therapy. (I have been taking therapy since the divorce) why did she hit me? Well, she found out from my husband that i wanted a divorce and that meant that my husband wouldn't be able to give her money for a while. This bothered her a lot. When I told the police they told me they could only put a restraining order. My house in Texas had so many memories, I didn't want to be there anymore. One place I feel has helped me in this healing process is Costa Rica, I live close to my sister and she has time to walk with me, thank you all for your messages and also sorry if I offended anyone, it was never my intention, thank you girl from Heb They sent me a message of support and I know that not everyone is like the woman who is now with my husband, thank you. Good news, I'm going to become a grandmother. I hope to tell you about this soon and visit Texas to meet my little light.
Was this in Houston? Thereās been an HEB employee lurking the Houston sub asking for a sugar daddy and hook ups.
Damn hahha heb needs to pay their employees more
Pics of the fish chick or it didnāt happen or at least a link to her OF
Disgusting! Where?
I think this is the wrong subreddit lol
No, this is absolutely the right subreddit LMAO
Made up shit for $500 Alex
No itās true. Iām the girl.
Hell yea brother
Cheers from the HEB fish section
I am the fish
Sheās right. Iām one of the fish
The girl offering him her coworkers was what gave it away for me
New account Zero other comments and one post This story feels like copypasta
"Despite all this HEB is still my favorite."
This was the line that got me. I mean they ain't lying. Even if their marriage got ruined by some fishmongering bribe taking whore...they know how much HEB kicks ass.
> Despite all this HEB is still my favorite. This is when I knew the story was 100% true haha
In all fairness, HEB was innocent in all this. š¤£
Iām sorry to hear that, your husband should have been a better man. His lust took control of him and now the fish girl had him trapped.
The fish girl sounds like no ambitions trapped with 21 yr old problems
Fish Girl should be a show or movie or something. Iād watch Fish Girl
Don't you mean "had him *hooked*"?
I laughed at the heading, immediately felt like a terrible person, then went to the comments. I am DYING.
Instant fucken sub. The reddit algorithm delivered with this post
Call HR/management and let them know. Either way, be sure to leave a public review. If management doesnāt care, be sure to include something along the lines of āmanagement was informed and was okay with their employees having inappropriate relationships with customersā
Dude was played. Sounds like he was unhappy anyway
Sounds like a pre-teen fanfic
Iām very sorry this happened to you, truly. šš¼ I think the higher ups need to be made aware that thereās a prostitution/blackmailing ring of women working in one of their stores. This girl mentioned she had done this before and could offer him other girls that also work at HEB, āclientsā. Yeah there needs to be a stop to this asap. Possible sex trafficking happening. I live in Texas, outside of a city, which HEB is this?
wasn't there a recent bust about an heb work some human trafficking shit going on ? read about that recently. and 71lb of cocaine found in relation to another
I was just coming to this sub to complain about curbside. Damn.
"Despite all this HEB is still my favorite" š Edit: HEB *is* the shit tho
\#summary, #tldr, #synopsis After nearly š30 years of marriageš, OPās husband developed an affairš with a much younger woman (21)š© who worked at the š fish market at their HEBšŖ. The signs started subtlyšµļøāāļø, with the woman showering OPās husband with undue attentionš and eventually progressing to exchanging personal contact informationš± and suggestive messagesš¬. Despite initial resistance from the husbandš«, the woman pressured him into a physical relationshipš, even offering to set him up with other womenšÆāāļø. The deception was discovered through hidden camerasš„ at home, revealing the womanās presence and transactional nature of the affairšø. OP confronted her husbandš„, leading to a divorceš. She endured further harassment from the other woman but ultimately prevailedš, keeping the houseš and carš. OP has returned to Costa RicašØš· to heal and rebuild her lifeš±, remarkably still holding a fondness for HEBšŖ.
Iām going to need to know which HEB. For research purposes.
We used to have to keep an instacart girl away from one of our deli guys because she like legit would just flirt with any partner with a penis. Yeah, she got knocked up by one of the deli guys within a couple of months. Bunch of whores here in H-E-B land. Here everything's better \*wink wink\* But the uh, verbiage used in this seems more like something of a hooker than an H-E-B employee. Especially the finding other girls in the store because it was very common for them to go out with each others "clients." And the "as long as you give me money" thing. Sounds more like he found himself a sex worker who just so happened to have worked at H-E-B. All more the reason to raise minimum pay! Get this fish girl out from the sheets!
Chat gpt getting some real interesting inputs
I love how Reddit is such a weird place that it attracts weirdos who want to write fan fiction lulz
These ads keep getting weirder
Okay thank god Iām not the only one ruining relationships at this company
Sooo uhhhā¦ (tugs collar) what HEB is it?
Oh boy
Damn your husband got finessed. I'm sorry to hear that at least you found out right away and can heal and move on.
My ex-husband was a man who used to go to the gym but that was 4 years ago, he gave up a lot and has a big stomach, despite that I loved him the way he was. The last time my children saw him they told me that he gained a lot of weight and I think it is because of his health problems
Love this!!!
Which HEB location is this?? For research purposes only.
Itās funny you mention this, because a woman in the wine department of the HāEāB would literally stalk my partner everytime we went in the store. Sheād follow him around and try to talk to him. It was bizarre.
I am so incredibly sorry. That is truly awfulā¦ Whichā¦ H-E-B is thisā¦ area please. If you donāt mind..
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Which HEB is this? Iāll have a talk with them.
They get you by luring you with the promotions.
HEB Social Media Team hard at work here.
What heb let's go jump this bitch. However, it seems like you ended up better off. Your husband can stay with fish girl. She's a smelly hoe, clearly
This is definitely my favorite HEB. As a married almost 40 year old there's nothing better than a pretty young fish market girl hitting on me. Sorry hunny!
Cheat on him with ME!
Thats a new curbside service I keep hearing about.
āDespite all this, HEB is STILL my favorite.ā Aināt no damn man worth missing out on HEB š¤£š¤£š¤£
Not the HEB fish girl lmfao š¤£
She prob had more than one SugarDaddy.
FishDaddyā¢
š§¢
Iām going to the wrong HEBs
Chick was fishy and had daddy issues. Hot š„š„µ I'll check out the fish girl at my local HEB
So what Iām hearing is I can put on a fake wedding band have my friend pretend sheās my wife and I can take home a fish taco?
I thought I was in about 3 other subs before I realized this is the HEB sub. Waiting for HEB to ask OP what store is running an escort service. Just look for the one that says "Special: fish tacos"
He hit the Fishmonger?
A red herring.
damn this got recommended to me is this usually whatās in the heb sub lol
I don't feel like reading all of this. Was she HOT?
I need pictures of this siren!
Was it that Roxi B girl? š
WTF did i just read?
How can she slap?!
Which HEB? So I know to stay awayā¦.
In Elizabethan slang āfishmongerā means pimp, e.g. Hamlet, act 2, scene 2.
Iām in Texas. Can you tell me exactly which HEB this was so I can make sure to stay away from it?
What HEB is this? Asking for a friend.
Thatās terrible. Which Heb exactly?
No store does moreā¦
Which heb is this? For science?
 š± canāt reek if you always smell fishy from work
Plenty of fish.
Literal bait, I applaud this
I'm so sorry this happened to you. Hoping for healing for youā¤ļø
Please ask her if she has the recipe for the southwest salmon burgers
I swear I just saw another post about a guy asking if itās weird to ask out the H-E-B fish girl while sheās working, are these related š
I can confirm this happened. For I was the fish š
Aye, you enjoy Costa Rica and the house, and the car. Hope he eats dog shit.
Wow, he got swindled into a sugababy blackmail affair and ended up caught. Really lights up the world when the betrayed spouse/partner gets the better deal in the split. Now he's lost his wife and kids for a young, loose, barely legal girl.
No te preocupes
Unrelated to all the HEB drama, your written English is very good. Itās much better than many native English speakers. So you have that going for you at least.
Ok, this HAS to be a troll/joke in reference to the other Fish Market girl post. I genuinely think this is made up just for shiggles
Fabricated
This is like the craigslist version of missed connections or whatever it use to be called.
Maāam, this is an HEB
āDespite all of this HEB is still my favoriteā Iām dead
āDespite all this HEB is still my favorite.ā LMFAO
The way I snorted
Written by AI.
This should be on Netflix.
Some dude was here earlier today asking if he should ask the fish girl out, Lol...
Hey which heb in tx is this i just gotta check something out
I didnāt read this fully. Any Texan would or should know this is fake. Hilarious attempt though.
everybody was fucking everybody in the storesā¦
I sat here speechless for a good couple minutes, used to think Walmart was the place fo shit like this to go down, but HEB?! I genuinely don't know what the fuck to say, sorry for yo loss?
Does she know she's an ad?
I worked at HEB. The managers are predatory. The assistant store manager at the store I worked at. He would sleep with women. Then all of a sudden theyād be in the manager program or promoted. That place makes me laugh.
Honestly I used to drive for HEB and trust me when I say drivers used to get in trouble for messing around with the other women at the stores.
Ok. If your husband is cheating on you with someone in an HEB fish department, he is doing you a favor: he is demonstrating why you are too good for the relationship.
Idk how I ended up on H-E-B subreddit but Iām here for todays drama
The last sentence got me ngl.
Ex-HEB employee, I can confirm all the employees fuck each other, itās wild.
I wouldāve left him a long time ago. For sure heās now living on the streetsš. Heās no good to her now w/o the idiot driving HEB girl favorite car and not having a home. What a happy endingš¤ Iām happy for you!
I bet that's how he explained his fingers always smelling fishy