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MrRabbito

Went to a party and got too drunk. I then woke up the next day with a hospital bracelet on and very vauge memories of what seemed like a dream. One of the main parts I remembered was kissing a girl I didn't remember who. Later that night I went to see my friends who pieced it all together for me, I guess after I was doing my usual drunken shinanagins I met a girl who I then kissed after promptly meeting her. I guess we talked and kissed for a while, before I pulled back and I puked my guts out right in front of her feet... A couple days pass and I get in contact with this girl to apologize and try to buy her a new shirt (splashback happened). She was really nice about the whole thing and was more bummed I was blacked out and didn't remember anything, after that I took her on a proper date and last week we celebrated our 4th Anniversary, and we're planning a wedding for next year..... Unfortunately, if we ever have kids, this will be the story of how I met their mother.


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why "unfortunately"? that story was legendary


Nosferatu_V

No 'wait for it'?


BGamer2cool4u

One of the best things ive read on reddit


Meoler9

So you just abruptly kissed her out of nowhere immediately upon meeting?


MrRabbito

We started talking early in the party, which I remember. But the kissing her part I do not, and is a very out character thing for me to do, I didnt even believe it myself until she told me.


Meoler9

Ah, well I guess drunk-you acting out of character paid off, haha


GentleLizard

What abt the hospital bracelet tho?


MrRabbito

I was blacked out drunk, and after I started puking I guess I never stopped or regained consciousness. They were driving me home when they saw and ambulance on the side of the rode and asked for help. They took me against everyones will because "I was in danger". Took me to the hospital and released me immediately. I still owe the ambulance company 4,000$ from that night. And paid another 500$ for the visit.


xGhostCat

I like how the pineapple has been canonically explained now.


Accomplished_Ebb4023

Wait what


[deleted]

It was stolen from The Captain's house


xGhostCat

It was a deleted scene that was mentioned in Himyf making it canon.


broanoah

the deleted scene from the original show was mentioned in the new one? or there's a deleted scene from the new one where they explain it


xGhostCat

Theres a scene with the captain in the new show when he mentions what was a deleted scene


broanoah

but i don't *wanna* watch the new one :(


rnjbond

Do what I did. Watch the last episode and skim through until you see himym characters


xGhostCat

Its not terrible and its characters have their own charm about them.


rnjbond

I gave it a shot and watched several episodes and couldn't get into it l.


broanoah

Hahahaha that’s a fantastic idea


EllieKong

There’s a deleted scene, you can find it on YouTube!


broanoah

Nice thank you!


Accomplished_Ebb4023

Yeah just found out


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OSHImada1510

NOBODY ASKED YOU SHAKESPEARE-BOT


mrocks301

Bad bot


supernova_68

Yes , it was during college fest. Last i remember was getting drunk meeting my gf and going to concert. Woke up with a totally different t shirt with some vomit on it. Crazy night don't remember anything but apparently i met with my gf and her bestie's new bf both drunk exchanged t shirts in front of a large crowd because he liked my t shirt then i regroup with my friend in concert sang Doraemon theme song with my friend then left him. Then meet with another drunk group we destroyed sink in one college bathroom in some crazy shit. Then found by a my best friend's bf almost 2-3 hours later in football ground. Don't know what i did in those 3 hours and did not know what i said to many people. But never got drunk again .


[deleted]

> sang Doraemon theme song In which language? Once me and some friends of mine (all from different countries) decided to drunkenly sing the doraemon theme song in all our mother tongues at the same time. I just realized there were many reasons why it sounded messy, and it wasn't just the different languages lol


supernova_68

Hindi(we both are indian) Different languages in drunk mode would have been something lol


capital_s_capital_k

The doraemon theme slaps in hindi


[deleted]

My first time drinking. The mysterious man in the picture was my pineapple. I was 15 years old, it was a house party at my close friend’s. I was crushing HARD on a Russian girl from my class and told her i liked her. She rejected me, a friend of mine came up to me with a bottle of vodka saying “have some of this, it will make it better” i drank half of the bottle. Ended up getting completely blacked out by 10pm. I wake up the next day on a thin mattress on the floor of a garden shed - shirt gone, skin covered in scratches, shoes gone, jeans and underwear gone, wearing havajanas and tracksuit pants that weren’t mine, phone gone, smell of vomit everywhere. I walk across the garden back to the house. My clothes are either hanging by a washing line drenched in vomit, or floating in the pool. I see a me-sized shape in the bushes next to the front gate (which explained the scratches). See my phone in the middle of the garden, pick it up - only text i sent drunk is “bro i’m dead rn” at 8:45pm to a mate, and a blurry picture from 1:30am with a laughing adult (30s) who NONE of my friends recognized. The mystery of who the man in the picture remained unresolved for 8 years until 2 years ago when i went to visit the same house. I see the neighbor mowing his lawn. It’s fucking him.


miraequestrian07

Lmaoooo best kind of neighbor


Monschi2

Great story! I like how one of your friends didn’t recognise their own neighbour.


corndogshuffle

I woke up with a burrito in my pocket sophomore year of college. Didn’t find out why until like three years later. The answer wasn’t that interesting, I was walking home and some other drunk friends walked past me and said “let’s go to QDoba”. So I did, but couldn’t finish the burrito because it was midnight and I was hammered.


mexploder89

I had a blue shirt incident I woke up in my bed with a blue shirt that wasn't mine and nobody knew where it came from. It was perfectly clean and to this day I don't know where I got it I also woke up with random bar tickets and rocks in my pockets


musicalnerd_zinnia

Happy cake day!


mexploder89

Thank you!


egdlic

Not drunk, but last month me and a couple of friends got really high (one sober) and a few hours later after a much needed nap to sleep it off I reached into my pocket and had a ticket to the aquarium and 3 loose deep fried pickles. When I messaged my friend who was sober he said I insisted on going to the aquarium - sounds like me but I do no remember going - but he has no clue where the pickles came from and neither do I. Checked my bank account and wherever they came from I definitely didn’t buy them.


claymountain

A friend of mine once left a pineapple on my nighstand just so I would be confused.


Mads_ahrenkiel

that’s a great friend


thisismynamee888

I have a photo of me hammered and cradling a pineapple when I was younger at a party. I Woke up the next morning and my friends put 5 pineapples on my doorstep as a joke lol. All cause of HIMYM https://imgur.com/a/jg73Pvh here’s some pics😂 I was like 16 and loved HIMYM


binary_asteroid

That photo got me. So tender toward the pineapple.


rycbar99

Not the day after as my delivery only arrived a few days later…5kg of jelly beans. Had no idea where they came from - turns out it was a present from drunk me to sober me!


Peanut89

I had way too much to drink out in London; I have a clear memory of getting on the tube and then being on the train home, easy peasy. Didn’t think any more of it until I had to do the same journey sober a couple of weeks later - most complicated tube journey ever, many changes got lost multiple times. I can only assume that someone took pity on me and helped me because I sure as hell didn’t manage it alone!


The_Duke_Odd

I woke up with a rabbit eating my shirt in a strange house.


Earthbound-and-down

Blacked out at a party during college, last thing i remember was walking out of my friends house. Next thing I know im in front of a sorority house on the other end of campus with a girl kissing me on the cheek and thanking me for walking her home. No idea who she was or where we met up. When I left the party it was with a few of my friends, but none of them were there and there were no girls in our group. Went to my friends the next day to ask them what happened but we had apparently split up while walking and no one knew where I had gone. To this day I dont know who she was or where we met but I always refer to it as my pineapple incident


ModeratelyAdorable

Out celebrating a friend's birthday at a bar IN THE CITY and things got crazy. When he woke up the next morning he opened the cover on the back of his truck and a chicken jumped out.


mommafoofoo

1997: Woke up on someone's couch with a local guitarist's autograph in Sharpie on my arm, my tongue ring missing, the day after my going away party. I tried to retrace my steps, but only got far enough to have a memory of somehow being at a very fancy bar and crawling around under other people's tables searching for the missing tongue ring. Still have no idea when/where I got the autograph.


koala70

I woke up one morning in college to find my pants on the floor coated every inch in dried mud, but my shirt was entirely clean. Also had a small cut on my forehead. I had been at a bar two streets up from our house where I lived with four other guys. Apparently I left the bar to walk home by myself. To this day we were never able to figure out how it all happened. Pants literally covered in mud, nothing on my shirt. This was my only total black out ever. Woke up in my bed having absolutely no idea how I got there. Really strange feeling, super confusing.


Ok-Memory-5309

I woke up one hangover to find I had made an erotic mural on the wall made of peanut butter (if you're worried about wasted food, don't worry, it was the chunky kind)


MaskedCommitment

not from alcohol but it used to happen every weekend when i was struggling w adductuon


intentionallybad

I had this horrible dream in college that I was screaming my head off while restrained on a bed. Slowly I looked around and could make out the name of the nearby hospital on something and I started to realize it wasn't a dream. I got so blacked out crazy drunk my friends called the paramedics, who took me out strapped to a chair and the hospital restrained me because I was out of my mind. I was a typical college student, probably binge drank maybe once a month or so. I had been drinking straight vodka without realizing how much I had had. Thankfully they took me to the hospital where they gave me iv fluids and not just the drunk tank. Still wasn't a great couple days recovering from that! Take it easy kids.


mailboxrumor

I had something more like a pineapple decade


Nox-Avis

Blacked out at a family BBQ and stole a block of cheese and a cheese grater from my sisters house. Woke up on my moms couch a couple hours later and immediately screamed, “WHERE AM I?”


dustykneeee

went to a friends house, got way too drunk by mixing vodka and tequila shots. blacked out. apparently after i blacked out, i called my other friend to come pick me up and take me downtown. kept calling him over and over on his way to pick me up. then when we were driving downtown trying to find somewhere to park, i really had to pee i guess so i almost just jumped out of the car while we were moving. once we got downtown apparently i was just acting crazy. i lost my phone and tackled my friend to the ground right in front of the cops. i guess i thought that was super funny at the time. when i finally started to sober up we were all in my garage and i had to ask what had happened the last few hours. i had a big bruise on my head for a few days after. had no memory of any of this, this happened a few years ago and i’m still embarrassed and won’t touch tequila lol


vengefulmuffins

I woke up one morning after a night out and my purse weighed a ton. Looked inside, I had stolen pool balls from somewhere. This was in college and the pool balls were later returned.


[deleted]

Woke up in the loungeroom after a party, found that someone had been using an exercise bike on my bed, there was a giant hole in the wall, spinach in the bathroom sink and a bucket of vomit with someone's phone in it. Fun times.


ImPickleRock

Not a funny story but an eye opening one. Back in college, I woke up hazy and confused on the events from the night before. I saw my truck in the driveway and my stomach dropped. Vowed to never have that happen again and have been ubering ever since.


Callibrien

Woke up after a toga party with my shirt on backwards and a can of coke in my jacket pocket. Never found out how I got my clothes back on but turns out the coke was from when I went to get drunk pizza with a girl who dropped me off back at the house after I blacked out


TurtleDuck222

I had an actual pineapple incident once! Just a fun party and when we saw the the pictures the next day, we were posing with a pineapple. None of our friends could remember that the pineapple was there, where it came from or where it went. Unsolved mystery still...


Extra_Cartoonist_377

A guy from our high school woke up to his neighbor screaming hysterically... Turns out the guy hit a guard rail trying to keep his friend from stepping out of the truck while going crazy fast. He went back for his friend finding only his headless body (but was too drunk to notice) and left him to "sleep it off" in the truck... Kids, urban legends are born out of things that happen after 2am. True story BTW Pm me for info on the actual location of this incident...


TheQzertz

I’m in university. At least once a week


PsychoKinezis

Actually yes, although I can remember very few parts of it but it was blurry. It was my internship year, every month we have this “end-month party” because some of our co-interns would be transferring to a different hospital or clinic. One night, we were partying and my college best friend ordered a mixed drink tower for everyone, it was 1 liter I think and it was around 2 am but shit, everybody went home and couldn’t drink another shot so my best friend and I were left in the bar along with a very few people that we don’t know. We finished the tower and we rode a taxi. The only fucking thing I remember after we left the bar was when we entered the taxi, that’s it. I didn’t remember after that. And I woke up at 7 am because I still have a duty LMAO, still wearing my shirt and pants from the night before and my cousin told me what happened. Apparently, the driver was kind enough to rang our doorbell and thank goodness he didn’t steal anything from me. So my cousin went out and she said she paid the fare and brought me to my bed. That was my worst hangover ever. That’s right kids, nothing good happens after 2 am.


Avogadros_plumber

Idk


DAVEHOJ

Yes Had to stop driving those nights


elusiveclownface

Who hasn’t


NestaArcheron1026

Woke up half naked in an acquaintance’s bed. He didn’t remember what happened either. I still don’t know how i got there.


Shardul23197

Got drunk at my college farewell. Woke up and people told me that I vomited everywhere


BigMikeInAustin

Foursquare was pretty helpful for this, back in the day. Then they went to caca changing to Swarm and so many users jumped off. I haven't used it since.


sintarios

Sister woke me up asking me why there was a sausage in the bathroom


SetandPowder

Got blacked out at a bowling alley with some friends , bf was ab to leave for the army and we were in process of breaking up . I begged him to come when I was drunk and I don’t remember anything else. I lost a lot of fake friends that day, good. Also got grounded for my spring break cuz ex took me back to my parents house


justmustard1

I got super drunk at a Frisbee tournament in Montreal. Went to a French club where I lost my phone, never to be seen again. Apparently I got lucky because the last person from our group saw me on her way out of the club and pulled me into a cab. Idk what I would have done blackout drunk without a phone in a city that I didn't know with a language I barely spoke. The part that remains interesting to me is that a girl I had a history with was at the tournament and she was pretty passive aggressive the next day. She eventually got upset with me about what I had texted her the night before, said that it was super inappropriate. Her bf was also at the tournament with us which made it worse. Anyways, I apologized profusely and we are still friends but I have no memory of texting her and no idea what it could possibly have said since I lost my phone. I wonder if I'll work up the gall to ask her someday.


hansel0413

Yep. So I went out with friends in our hometown the night before I moved away. Actually, they dragged me out, and I was only moving like 45mins away! Anyways. So we went to a nice classy bar for some drinks and appetizers. The last thing I remember is piling into a mini van and driving (a DD drove) to my absolute least favorite bar in town. It’s the kind of dingy bar where everything is sticky, and somehow everyone in town is there every time I go. Flash forward to the next morning, 8am my mom is waking me up to get ready to move. Debilitating headache. Text from my phone to a random number that says “you’re love Dan”. My car is in the driveway, packed. Flashes of a long walk and a run in with the police. After piecing it together with the help of my friends: We played darts in that bar when one of my non-single friends started flirting with a guy at the bar. We all went up to the bar to stop her from flirting (we were all also friends with her BF), and the guy was with a friend. Friend joined us to play darts. Other guy left the bar. The guy left with us had no ride home, his phone was dead, and was drunk off his ass. I apparently offered him a ride home! But turns out my car was still at my friend’s house, 3 miles away. I somehow convinced this man to walk 3 miles with me at 3am (my friends awkwardly followed in their car), police stopped us twice on the walk, I gave him a ride to his house, kissed him and he took my phone and texted himself off it to get my number. Went home and packed up my stuff. I am now married to that man! Highly would not recommend walking 3 miles with a stranger and driving them home. Sober me would not have done it. But sober me would have met the love of my life, either. Edited for typo


MmmmmmmKayY

Woke up with my head shaved. Oddly short story drank a half a bottle of scotch and woke up on a couch covered in hair, apparently I tipped a bottle of water on my sick girlfriend then passed out and once my family couldn’t wake me up the shaved my head poorly. Woke up at 2 am climbed into bed and was immediately kicked out for being a yeti, my beautiful girlfriend then took me downstairs and cut the hair properly. For a week after we kept getting hair splinters where my hair would stick into peoples feet and cause them to bleed slightly.


sjcal629

I went to a hockey game with some friends and remember having 16 beers there. I woke up in a house that I didn’t recognize on a couch. I had 2 different uber charges, a $90 bar tap from a dove bar nowhere near the stadium, and a text from a girl that i dont remember meeting. I found out that we took an uber after the game to the bar, when i got there i had 4 irish car bombs and started crushing whiskey. I then hooked up with some girl that i met that night, hung out with a guy in a bathroom, and had a heart to heart on the curb. I took another uber from the bar to my boss’s friends house. And my boss was passed out on the couch next to me