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adrian13346

Sportster iron 883. Weird he taped his phone to the tank.


Tall-Poem-6808

Yep, that red tape is like red Loctite, it's not meant to come off easily šŸ˜¬


Pormz

Small chance that it is a EPA Mitigation Zipper Tape. Similar to painters tape but meant to hold in dust/lead particals. Usually red with black dots like a lady bug.


RubyRocket1

He'll realize it was a bad idea when he see's the bill to fix the paint.


goluckykid

That's the hard luck kid.. Learns the hard way


jlig18

The iron priceā€¦


Boom-Roasted_

Or that the vibrations ruined his camera


TedMaul636

Phone and tank... Both fucked


HiltoRagni

Meh, I did this before, needed to use GPS to find a place but didn't have a phone mount. The residue is a bitch to get off but it doesn't hurt the paint.


RubyRocket1

I'm still a Map and Directions person. [https://www.motorcyclepowersportsnews.com/roll-chart-holder/](https://www.motorcyclepowersportsnews.com/roll-chart-holder/) ![gif](giphy|Iqgab8cgLXBq8)


HiltoRagni

I usually just look up where I'm going in advance and try to use the road signs but in this case I got texted the address in the middle of a huge commie block that looks exactly the same in all directions when I was already on my way somewhere else.


Waitingonacoffin

Itā€™s a sporty.. just rattle can to re paint


FourthGradeNothing

Fuckin right, and ride it like you stole it!


yug-eroom

Tuck tape is not going to come off easily without harsh chemicals. Not what I would do for sure


solidwoodto

Iā€™m pretty sure heā€™s carrying more red tuck tape in his little bag


GOTFUCKINGBANNED

Ive been there. He had to get where he was going bad


grimax9

Thatā€™s how the cool kids do it


TestLegal8778

Never use tuck tape for anything you want to keep nice. Red is the strongest followed by blue. White is supposed to be removable but rarely


[deleted]

The weird ass inverted intake cone, lack of a speedo, sweet helmet backpack, and slick phone mount would be red flags to give this guy a wide berth.


z6joker9

Bro got that My First Sportster kit.


BrownAndyeh

That is a weird mod..inverted intake. Why?


[deleted]

No clue, maybe it isn't, but I haven't seen a cone filter mounted that way before.


GeminiOrAmI

Its something like the Arlen Ness 60 deg. intake


Gloomy_Peace

Itā€™s a 45 I believe, that style is fairly new. The design is tailored to those who believe your bike doesnā€™t breath the same with a 90 front facing intake and a fairing w/ lowers.


[deleted]

Itā€™s a Vance and Hines 90 degree bent air filter, kinda like the a arlen ness just flipped lol


HiltoRagni

Looks more like [this](https://www.jpcycles.com/product/arlen-ness-velocity-65-air-cleaner-kit-for-harley) to me.


[deleted]

Yes, I accidentally put Vance and Hines lol.


Particular-Try9828

Could have side mount speedo on the left


Particular-Try9828

Air filter looks like Arlen mess velocity too


Ovecarleone

The inverted intake cone was also the first thing I saw after the taped phone šŸ˜‚ This has to be a joke. I don't think this guy is serious.


prive666

For the money he spent on changing his ride, he could have bought a magnetic phone caseā€¦ :-)


jlig18

You think that a guy who tapes his phone to his tank actually knows how to change parts on his ride ?


Captain_Redz

No way he did ANY of that work. That bike was BOUGHT, not built


Mundane408

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.


prive666

And a decent backpack maybe :-)


deeznutsandboltz

That looks like SHOEI helmet bag


ZookeepergameDue2160

Thats a helmet bag.


dingbathomesteader

He probably just bought that bike is my guess


GeeDarnHooligan

Came here to say this lol


[deleted]

I applaud the ingenuity, but that red tape is a bad idea. I'm an older rider and remember using painters tape to write directions. Peel each piece at major junctions.


[deleted]

I still do this. My bike vibrates too much and I don't want to damage my phone's camera.


[deleted]

I bought a wireless Android Auto unit. Fucking love it. I destroyed two phone cameras before I got it. Cost like $150. Comes with a couple different mounting options, USB power or hardwire power. Had it for 6 months now, no issues. Control my earbud or Cardo music from it as well. https://preview.redd.it/72b9hxeg6g7b1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83a11254ef155f82d92748078bce337715483b8c


Raspi454

Wow that's actually badass where'd you get yours?


[deleted]

Look at my reply to VeryDarkDust


Raspi454

ah i see, thank you. search was just coming back as whole head units


TedMaul636

Nice, as is the vegvĆ­sir


[deleted]

Appreciated. I have the Yggdrasil, Huginn and Muninn, Geri and Freki and Odin as well on there https://preview.redd.it/uh5iikz6yg7b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17cec4e126a0e578c184462fd7bf2f0bd7372c3e


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/d9bswxw8yg7b1.jpeg?width=1638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74400c1a856787f76355fec6cdf08a7ded530b93


TedMaul636

Sweet!


disturbed286

While I haven't had that camera problem (yet?), not having to risk it would be tits, and I am absolutely saving this for later. Now I just gotta figure out where to mount it haha


[deleted]

I really enjoy it because I can just toss my phone and wallet in my bag, throw in an earbud and go. Takes about 20-30 seconds to boot into Android Auto after I start my bike. I can run Waze, Android Maps, Audio book player, Spotify or pretty much any major music app, Pocket Casts and even my police and fire scanner app. Or if I'm using my work phone for travel, it works for CarPlay. You can make calls and answer texts with voice as well with a quality in helmet comms.


disturbed286

That's a hell of a lot for no more expensive than it is.


murdock_RL

Did u destroy the phone cameras cuz the phone mounts you had werenā€™t good enough and phone broke or does the shaking just ruins them over time? This is pretty awesome, I usually use my Apple Watch 3 but is not very good at keeping up.


[deleted]

Quadlock and Rokform with dampeners. Work issued iPhone 14 Pro two weeks after I got it on the Quadlock and Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra on the Rokform. Destroyed the camera sensors.


murdock_RL

Oh god, I was actually saving up to get me one of those lol what kind of bike r u riding?


[deleted]

2018 Street Bob with a 5 gallon tank and rear shock from a Heritage. https://preview.redd.it/1v3e1e54yh7b1.jpeg?width=1485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab24d7dd28270b5edd8ea460e7887ba06df71cfd


Raspi454

>\[deleted\] do you have firmware for it?


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/nytjwcbw6g7b1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de4d6a6c7fee6947e7b093ba9c62dedb1566be4c


VeryrDarkdust

What brand is it? I'd love to check it out. Seems badass.


[deleted]

Ebay. Theres a company called Ottocast that sells it as well, but avoid them. They're overpriced and selling the exact same one you get on Ebay, just rebranded https://preview.redd.it/tz4f10z9dg7b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=991fe7f9ce2808b043f9ce87882b2f7246899dfe


[deleted]

There's a bunch of sellers, not just that one. Just search for wireless android auto motorcycle


Ovecarleone

I just saw yesterday an ad in an online shop about QuadLock. They got anti-vibration modules which work pretty well for some harleys. Maybe you want to look into that. [Quad Lock EuropeĀ® - Official Store (quadlockcase.eu)](https://www.quadlockcase.eu/) (there is also US)


street_bob1136

Thank you for this


[deleted]

For what?


street_bob1136

Never in my life and few years of riding have I heard, seen, or thought of using tape as an old Mapquest style. You just blew my mind over here, and I canā€™t wait to put it in action


[deleted]

Lol, yeah I'm old and my pops taught me. I had the luxury of MapQuest to get the directions to transfer to tape. He used actual paper maps to get them.


[deleted]

Oh, he still does it that way too during the Hoka Hey runs. He has a nifty little setup on his Tri Glide most days though. Uses a whole ass big android tablet to monitor weather, traffic, navigation, tire pressure etc. It's kinda funny.


street_bob1136

Thatā€™s so dope, always love to hear when someone goes to 3 wheels instead of hanging it up for good


[deleted]

He still rides on two sometimes. He's got almost 15k this year on a BMW R 1250 GS


street_bob1136

Oh hell yeah!! Iā€™ve yet to ride a BMW I see so many, they look so comfy, I know Iā€™m missing out


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Yeah, dudes just about to retire. He's a government employee and has almost retired a couple times, but he keeps getting raises/promoted so he stays on so so he can retire with the top two highest earning years. He'll go absolutely nuts with his riding then. I ride IBA's with him sometimes and it's all I can do to keep up with his timelines. We did a 1500 miler under 24hours last year with Texas catheters on back roads. I've done it before on highways where it's nearly straight shots at 70mph+ which allows you to stretch your legs during fuel stops and go inside to piss. This didn't allow for it. Basically a race to refuel and go. We only stopped once to fill our water bags. We signal we needed to piss and take the rear, make sure the tube was outside our pants cuff and piss on the move. He let some water out of the water bag once in front of me while shaking his leg once, then laughed his ass off when I swerved to avoid what I thought was piss.


ThrottleItOut

Damn!!! That's hard core! Kudos to your dad! I hope I have that energy when I'm about to retire LOL


srosa707

Sportster. Itā€™s always a sportster.


RunnyPlease

One time it was a Yamaha bolt.


teucer_

šŸ˜‚


snail68

Looks like the iron has a tank lift and coil relocation with Vance and Hines big radius pipes


[deleted]

Yup and cafe bars?


Horsetoothedjackass

Sweeeeeet phone mount dude! HA HA!


dr_wolfsburg

What a fucking savage lol


TedMaul636

'Fucking savage' is the only correct description


BmoreDude92

I bet this dude isnā€™t asking about phone mounts.


[deleted]

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BaconAlwaysBacon

No, itā€™s different.


ChaseBank5

That's a totally different pizza chain. Not Little Caesars.


[deleted]

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a_sexual_titty

I get why youā€™d think this. The mascotā€™s catch phrase from back in the day was ā€œpizza pizzaā€. But no, completely unrelated.


B2_801

Gives to meaning of to ā€œ[Strap Tank](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS590US590&hl=en-US&sxsrf=APwXEdfGbqCR2EoP-IU4jpmMrVmGjrSyCg:1687388193715&q=strap+tank+harley&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjxtYnvutX_AhV5JkQIHXr8BgcQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3)ā€.


The1realRoo

Heā€™s Canadian aye


SippingIcedTea

Broā€™s got his phone taped to the tank šŸ˜‚


TheGentlemanBrentley

883 Sportster. Through a rider lens, uncomfortably equipped in terms of posture.


sicbutbetter23

They could be Nikes... not really sure though. Look at the size of the swoosh


WholeSmell

Nike Blazer Mid '77 Jumbo


RoadRobert103

I know its already been said that its an 883, but that thing has a tank for a fairing šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


xthedevilandgodx

Sportster riders with drag bars and tank lifts at it again, lamest mods ever


CaptianBrasiliano

Nice bag... nice phone mount... You can afford thousands of dollars for a bike, but can't scrape together that last $50 for an Amazon phone mount and a Wal Mart backpack?


Time-Gur2512

Payment plan. Probably spent his last 800 dollars on a down payment šŸ˜ haha


Esarnacki

I love that Iā€™m amongst people who do things like this.


RogueMonkey2005

Harley White Trash Speeder


bgal651

What a douche. He can't wait to look at his phone. Does he reapply everyday? Must really need GPS.


Murdercyclist4Life

Just a reminder to never wear backpacks because If you go down you increase the odds of serious spinal injury


nize426

Shit really? What's the reason? Even if it's backpacks made for riding? Like the ones with armor inserts?


Murdercyclist4Life

Itā€™s better to bungee strap your stuff to your rear fender or get saddle bags than risk your spine


S4ndr0R

Sportster. Stay away from it. Nice for some but not a pleasant ride plus is under power and vibration is to unpleasant


seregonde

the pot gets hot lol so laptop fucked up with the heat šŸ˜‚


RickCityy

Lmfao dummy


No-Neighborhood9885

That tape cost more than a mag-case


BaldingJordanian

And is he using the Shoe helmet protector bag as a backpack? This guy is a mad lad


bduthman

Squirrel model


Noveltylamp

At least 2000


TMBiker

Non-US bike, with that rear license plate mounting location.


ortseamle

Thats called the my back fucking hurts 883


Ashamed-Day9412

Honestly a nice looking sportyšŸ˜‚ donā€™t know why the extra 12$ for a phone mount would kill him butšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


DaveyJones317

#sportsterbro


AccordingZebra2420

My guy is still in ā€œThe good ol days.ā€


MKAVELY

What kind of shoes ? Fat nikes?


[deleted]

So many things wrong with this.


ZookeepergameDue2160

Thast definately a harley with a phone taped to it!


Broncarpenter

Why the Stego tape on the paint!


Mamasayseyeisspecial

That Snow-Mexican has got that sporty going on with the stance and the phone mount.


TheDoctorBlind

I canā€™t tell who the model is, but the bike looks like a 883. If you find out who the model is share please? Looks like they got a new helmet, and a new phone holder.


OlHyena04

Sportster I believe


r1_allan

$300 air cleaner/$450 Vance and Hines exhaust/$2 phone mount. Smdh


Twsailor

Oof forwards and drag bars with that tiny solo seat. Manā€™s testing his lower back.


samdean815

Thatā€™s a really short guy on a sportster


SpasticLucidity

Snortster. (I believe the amphetamine edition)


JIMSCARNIVOREKITCHEN

Just an 883 with different bars


mikilaai

Must be a super expensive one..dude can't afford a mount for his phone.


Beneficial-Star-7947

I hate the chrome short shots


Gdphotography

I like the tank lift and the speedometer relocate. Not a fan of the taped phone.... Ruins the entire bike


[deleted]

Where is this? Using phone as a legally required speedo?


afici0nad0

My guess is vaughan, ontario, canada


TaroAgreeable6317

Looks like he put an 8 inch tank lift on it.


[deleted]

R/xbiking


Ok_Inspector7868

Sportster


unimpressivemistake

Why have forward controls with that style of bars? Wouldnā€™t it be much better with back controls


Silverado__Z71

2022 Sportster Iron 883 in the Gunship Grey color. Also has a tank lift, drag bars and Vance & Hines ā€œBig Radiusā€ headers.


NickH1994

Best phone holder on the market.


[deleted]

What model phone holder is this?


AllOfMyFamilyHatesMe

Oh man thatā€™s the Amazon edition duct tape phone holder


[deleted]

Itā€™s Custom HD model , you need a red duct tape tho to make it such a fine custom šŸļø


RiverRunsRed24

Hipster


dwbman81

883 or 1200


[deleted]

This is a "I'm stupid for taping a cell phone to my gas tank" model.


dlashsteier

r/motorcyclelogistics


Familiar_Unit_1969

I love this model šŸ˜


[deleted]

That is very strong tape rip paint


AwayOutsideAgain

It looks like a very uncomfortable one that is hard to ride for more than 10 min.


Jimmie_Jamz

iPhone 12 methinks.


[deleted]

Looks like an Iron 883 with optional GPS.


SteakCareless

He need a quad lock


heyitscodee

Iron 883 babyyyy


[deleted]

The uncomfortster


CherryLandTHC

He cant afford the phone mount he paid full price at the dealer and the interest rate is killing him....