Beautiful bike. Congratulations! But you need to put apes on it. Forget the helmet. Real men don’t use a helmet unless your state requires it. Wearing a helmet on a Harley is like making love with a condom!!!!
I can tell you never wore a helmet. Looking at your history… I can tell you’re brain damaged.
I couldn’t imagine being 72 and still giving a shit what people thought about me.
How sad.
I like those pipes. They are nice pipes.
The sticker reminds me of my old coworker who bought a sports bike with a "no fat chicks" sticker in that same spot
Worked with a guy that had a lifted Ram and a "Go away, we're full" sticker of the Continental US. He then married a really nice Mexican girl whose mom is illegal immigrant.
Nice bike. Stupid ass sticker. Considering mostly dudes are interested in bikes I can tell who you’re advertising to. It’s okay though not judging 🏳️🌈
I feel like ‘eating ass’ is just one of those things a man either do or doesn’t do.. He doesn’t have to talk about it, it just comes out of the toolbox in the right situation.
But by screaming it from the back of his bike the man instantly becomes a boy and the statement becomes b*llshit bravado. Nobody is fooled and you out yourself as a virgin trying to prove you’re not and you and the beautiful bike loses credit.
A man who has to tell people he’s a man is no man at all.
Nice bike, but the sticker is more tasteless than the ass you claim to eat my friend.
Not even registered and plated, and it already is an advertisement for anallingus. Bruh, I hope you're out because everyone's going to know when they peep your bike.
Great looking bike! I know you didn’t ask but I would definitely remove the rear sticker, it’ll just make people make fun of ya. Unless you’re a teen, then I can see why it’s there🤷♂️🫡
https://preview.redd.it/vsu50sdeucxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88b7a093cd183c3af878d49717b31c8f082d68fb
I’ve made some iffy decisions on what I get painted on the tail of my bike, but you sir take the cake lol.
https://preview.redd.it/nuw3xoky6fxc1.png?width=1317&format=png&auto=webp&s=33b9f3e272e68ac67ebec97c54541badb3cf6e1a
Sometimes you have to get a little more creative. Sometimes you just gotta send it
Great sticker. Harley is infamously old-fashioned, so I'm not surprised by the geezers coming out to hate on it.
*Gasps* "Blergh! Keep it in the bedroom!" *puts dentures back in*
Y'all are prudish, cliquey fuckers. A far cry from the free, rebellious spirit the biker community was always supposed to inspire.
Keep that rebel spirit going.
I don't get it... why do you feel the need to say something like "I eat ass" in front of possibly HUNDREDS of children?? You dumb piece of shit. People like you are a discrase and a piece of trash.
Sounds like you're a little salty over someone life choices. Being a biker for a good percentage of people is at least in part about being a rebel. Parents give their kids phones, and don't monitor shit. They see porn, they see violence, everything on the internet. To me thats WAY worse than a couple words on the back of a bike. Also, my sentiments as a person in general, not just a biker. Is fuck you I don't give a shit what you think, freedom of speech is a right here.
Sounds like you're a little salty over someone life choices. Being a biker for a good percentage of people is at least in part about being a rebel. Parents give their kids phones, and don't monitor shit. They see porn, they see violence, everything on the internet. To me thats WAY worse than a couple words on the back of a bike. Also, my sentiments as a person in general, not just a biker. Is fuck you I don't give a shit what you think, freedom of speech is a right here.
Sounds like you're a little salty over someone life choices. Being a biker for a good percentage of people is at least in part about being a rebel. Parents give their kids phones, and don't monitor shit. They see porn, they see violence, everything on the internet. To me thats WAY worse than a couple words on the back of a bike. Also, my sentiments as a person in general, not just a biker. Is fuck you I don't give a shit what you think, freedom of speech is a right here.
I'm a complete layman, but physically speaking I think that the brake disc on the rear wheel is backwards, if it's braking very hard it will break, if you turn it upside down it will contract instead of breaking or bending completely, But I could be talking nonsense too, like I said, I'm a layman, nice bike!!!
Got fine taste! Snagged myself the last 23 here and got it for a steal. That bike is rowdy, I love it. Ride safe and have fun. I’ve put 300 miles on mine and I have a blast every time.
I'd have to care what people think about me for there to be any issue. Call me gay and I'll tell you I'm not and I'm allergic to sucking dick cause I did it once and I started gagging and couldn't breathe
Who is eating ass? No one is doing this. Eating fecal matter is going to cause some health issues.
That sticker is going to get you some unwanted attention or not?
It's really just funny. It's more for freedom of speech awareness than anything. Some dude in Florida got arrested for an "i eat ass" sticker a while ago, and the charges were dropped since it's protected speech
Hope you brush your teeth before you put on that full face helmet
I just hope ass is short for asparagus.
Beautiful bike. Congratulations! But you need to put apes on it. Forget the helmet. Real men don’t use a helmet unless your state requires it. Wearing a helmet on a Harley is like making love with a condom!!!!
Wearing a full face helmet ensures you can make love without a condom.
I can tell you never wore a helmet. Looking at your history… I can tell you’re brain damaged. I couldn’t imagine being 72 and still giving a shit what people thought about me. How sad.
You sound as stupid as you walk
The Vynil overlay on the posterior of your machine has got to be the least cultured thing I’ve seen in a fortnight.
i concur
Indubitably.
Hear hear
Well said- Meat Hammer!
Gotta say, I’m a fan of it!
Username checks out….
Did you see the sticker and it sealed the deal?
Upgrade
Eventually, he will graduate to a bigger bike, but for now, practice practice and practice!
Nah bro I was joking that the sticker was an upgrade
this is the funniest comment out of all of them 😂😂
I like those pipes. They are nice pipes. The sticker reminds me of my old coworker who bought a sports bike with a "no fat chicks" sticker in that same spot
Cheaper than stiffer springs.
Worked with a guy that had a lifted Ram and a "Go away, we're full" sticker of the Continental US. He then married a really nice Mexican girl whose mom is illegal immigrant.
I usually notice those who outwardly convey this message… have no room to talk 🫃🏻
Dude, that sticker has to go.
Nice bike. Stupid ass sticker. Considering mostly dudes are interested in bikes I can tell who you’re advertising to. It’s okay though not judging 🏳️🌈
I agree. OP can be gay if he wants to.
Be gay, do crimes ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ *edit right arm
I mean he's a Harley rider now, that's litterally the audience they're looking for.
Harley riders don't like to announce they're gay, they like to keep it in the closet.
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Hobble your closeted boomer ass on back to the truck stop and suck dick secretly in shame.
You spend entirely too much time worrying about what other men are putting their cocks in to be calling other people gay.
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Your insecurities are showing
I feel like ‘eating ass’ is just one of those things a man either do or doesn’t do.. He doesn’t have to talk about it, it just comes out of the toolbox in the right situation. But by screaming it from the back of his bike the man instantly becomes a boy and the statement becomes b*llshit bravado. Nobody is fooled and you out yourself as a virgin trying to prove you’re not and you and the beautiful bike loses credit. A man who has to tell people he’s a man is no man at all. Nice bike, but the sticker is more tasteless than the ass you claim to eat my friend.
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lol
Not even registered and plated, and it already is an advertisement for anallingus. Bruh, I hope you're out because everyone's going to know when they peep your bike.
With or without hemorrhoids?
Preferably with. I like to pop em with my teeth
Wow, not even gonna share?? 😤
It would have cost you nothing to not say this.
Great looking bike! I know you didn’t ask but I would definitely remove the rear sticker, it’ll just make people make fun of ya. Unless you’re a teen, then I can see why it’s there🤷♂️🫡
I noticed you are also very cultured 🍑
Momma will be proud.
https://preview.redd.it/61i9m4gb7cxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b18681f1e7971517a68680e7ff8c226652267ddb
https://preview.redd.it/vsu50sdeucxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88b7a093cd183c3af878d49717b31c8f082d68fb I’ve made some iffy decisions on what I get painted on the tail of my bike, but you sir take the cake lol.
Tuff dude. I bet you wear fingerless gloves.
I don’t lol. Like I said at least some of us in retrospect questions our choices
Just playing brother.
this is extreme cringe as well, but not on an equal level as OP. read that sentence in the voice of a small boy and you'll understand.
Lol
https://preview.redd.it/nuw3xoky6fxc1.png?width=1317&format=png&auto=webp&s=33b9f3e272e68ac67ebec97c54541badb3cf6e1a Sometimes you have to get a little more creative. Sometimes you just gotta send it
Great sticker. Harley is infamously old-fashioned, so I'm not surprised by the geezers coming out to hate on it. *Gasps* "Blergh! Keep it in the bedroom!" *puts dentures back in* Y'all are prudish, cliquey fuckers. A far cry from the free, rebellious spirit the biker community was always supposed to inspire. Keep that rebel spirit going.
I too am a gay rider, but I think there’s better ways to express it.
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Meh, me and my partner both ride them. We’re good. Have a great day.
Enjoy your ban. Clown.
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Wtf is that sticker on the back for? What a great way to ruin nice looking bike. Just my opinion so ignore it if you wish.
Yeah I was about to upvote the bike, but stopped when I noticed that. Cool bike though
It’s a sportster, there’s a 0% chance it was ever a real motorcycle.
this isn’t a sporty and they’re definitely real bikes. Weird ass mf
I forgot Reddit doesn’t understand sarcasm, without the /s I assume the comment I replied to was sarcasm, and I replied with sarcasm.
What is sarcastic about calling the Street Bob a Sportster? Was that an attempt to throw shade at the M8 softail line?
No, his comment wasn’t sarcastic. The sticker is stupid
Dude definitely thought it was a sportster 🤣
It’s definitely not a sportster
You what?
Love the colors. Glad it's not black... Or at least not as much black.
I don't get it... why do you feel the need to say something like "I eat ass" in front of possibly HUNDREDS of children?? You dumb piece of shit. People like you are a discrase and a piece of trash.
Sounds like you're a little salty over someone life choices. Being a biker for a good percentage of people is at least in part about being a rebel. Parents give their kids phones, and don't monitor shit. They see porn, they see violence, everything on the internet. To me thats WAY worse than a couple words on the back of a bike. Also, my sentiments as a person in general, not just a biker. Is fuck you I don't give a shit what you think, freedom of speech is a right here.
Sounds like you're a little salty over someone life choices. Being a biker for a good percentage of people is at least in part about being a rebel. Parents give their kids phones, and don't monitor shit. They see porn, they see violence, everything on the internet. To me thats WAY worse than a couple words on the back of a bike. Also, my sentiments as a person in general, not just a biker. Is fuck you I don't give a shit what you think, freedom of speech is a right here.
Sounds like you're a little salty over someone life choices. Being a biker for a good percentage of people is at least in part about being a rebel. Parents give their kids phones, and don't monitor shit. They see porn, they see violence, everything on the internet. To me thats WAY worse than a couple words on the back of a bike. Also, my sentiments as a person in general, not just a biker. Is fuck you I don't give a shit what you think, freedom of speech is a right here.
Enjoy the ride.
Said the face to the ass...
Do you brush your teeth after you eat ass?
This is the way
Lose the “Ass” sticker and change the bars, they just look wrong. Like the seat, don’t forget to hang a bell 🔔.
What bars do you think would look better here?
Lower, flatter, with a little pullback. And chrome 😉 Sorry but I couldn’t find a good example online.🙄
Something like these? https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/s/UfRMBdderh
I'd go with something more like these when I get new bars https://www.reddit.com/r/Harley/s/BcBIk9Lnxk
They look neat! Does that style ride well? I’ve never tried a set of those out before.
Yes, but just for bars.😉
I agree, except for the chrome part. We disagree there 😂
Drunk white boy! What model year is this ? Nice sticker! Do cops in your state pull you over for “offensive language?”
It's a 23 and Idk but I'm sure I'll find out soon enough
They might be pulling you over to get them cheeks ate...
It’s a 23 street bob 114, how tf did you buy a bike and not know anything about it or be able to describe it
Ya I know what I bought. I figured he knew it was a streetbob. I was answering idk to the question of getting pulled over for offensive language
Then they want their ass eaten
Excellent choice for a first Harley! Lots of options and power to chase after
The red sled
Well if your good at something I’d let the whole world know, hell it might come in handy if you land in jail or something.
Username checks out
r/holup
I have a flag that says I eat ass
I'm a complete layman, but physically speaking I think that the brake disc on the rear wheel is backwards, if it's braking very hard it will break, if you turn it upside down it will contract instead of breaking or bending completely, But I could be talking nonsense too, like I said, I'm a layman, nice bike!!!
Yea
Now cut it in half and build a chopper lol
Congrats! Let’s see all the Harley merch you got too!
Like color congratulations
She is beautiful
With a sticker like that he will definitely need tbars and a gladiator fairing!
- That's an anal retentive sticker, man. 😆
You guys are haters the sticker is fucjing hilarious lmaoo
I suppose it's an acquired taste, butt, No Thanks!
Got fine taste! Snagged myself the last 23 here and got it for a steal. That bike is rowdy, I love it. Ride safe and have fun. I’ve put 300 miles on mine and I have a blast every time.
You're disgusting and shameful. What a beta you are to eat ass. Pathetic!
BRUTHERRRRRR
Looks great
Isn’t that supposed to mean “I eat asphalt”?
extreme cringe, everybody will assume a sub 80 IQ
Love it
ok. So, please explain the sticker. Otherwise, nice bike. is it the new carnivore diet? What?
https://www.techdirt.com/2021/10/07/court-awards-qualified-immunity-to-florida-deputy-who-arrested-driver-i-eat-ass-window-decal/
Still lame.
https://shop.moonshineharley.com/products/copy-of-mhp-i-eat-ass-mens-short-sleeve-shirt Could be he’s from middle Tennessee
Cringe and destined for the pavement
Sticker is hilarious, all the dudes hating are closeted
They can hate all they want. I'm gonna tongue punch her fart box til the day I die lol
But that's the issue the decal doesn't delineate between genders, and most bike nights and bike events are attended by a majority male patronage.
I'd have to care what people think about me for there to be any issue. Call me gay and I'll tell you I'm not and I'm allergic to sucking dick cause I did it once and I started gagging and couldn't breathe
🤣 right on, man, you do you. But you can't know you don't like something until you try it twice. First one could've just been bad at it.
Lmao, that's some funny shit maybe I need to suck one that's the size of a large clitoris
*his
Oh hell yeah I love it , and yes for the ass eating part tooooooooo!!!!
You look really stupid riding that.
I love the sticker and that bike is sweet! Man of culture I see lol.
Harley riders are great because they’re all exactly the douche bags you expect them to be
This guy definitely doesn't eat ass.
Sshhhhh.... adults are talking
Do not remove the sticker
Do you brush your teeth after you eat ass?
Nope lmao he gotta be reminded of the scent that’s why men eat ass they love the way it smells and tastes 🤪😜
He flosses with t he hairs.
Who is eating ass? No one is doing this. Eating fecal matter is going to cause some health issues. That sticker is going to get you some unwanted attention or not?
It's really just funny. It's more for freedom of speech awareness than anything. Some dude in Florida got arrested for an "i eat ass" sticker a while ago, and the charges were dropped since it's protected speech
I guess I’m not up to date on these issues and causes. I’m an old fucker though.
If you are going to advertise your salad tossing services, your bike is the wrong color Edit: it should say “rosebud”