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Poggamer64

Dumbledore told me to call you when I get home and I will call you when I get home from work thanks


albus-dumbledore-bot

Only this morning, I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I have never seen before, containing a really rather magnificent collection of chamber pots. When I went back to investigate more closely, I discovered that the room had vanished. But I must keep an eye out for it. Possibly it is only accessible at five-thirty in the morning. Or it may only appear at the quarter moon, or when the seeker has an exceptionally full bladder.


JanitorsRoom

Good bot


IwantWindyBeexd

Good bot. Have some headpats


xzombielegendxx

He was just wondering what he was doing today and would like you to do something that would help him to do something that would be nice and he could feel his mind and his hands on his lap but his legs would lean towards him and he would giggle happily while gently lick his lips gently rub it against him and gently lick his face and rub his head down on his lap


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The_PhilosopherKing

Incredible username


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Dumbledore told me that you were going to be in the office today and I was wondering if you are looking for something like this for a home goal in the second half?


albus-dumbledore-bot

Yes, something horrible has happened here.


Responsible_Host_907

Good bot


DankStar07

It all makes perfect sense except, didn't they do away with the home/away goal rules in the Quiddich Champions League?


DickyD43

Lol could you imagine penalties in quidditch


AppropriateAd7154

Dumbledore told me about her and find out who she is.


albus-dumbledore-bot

And now, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.


get_some_1993

Lmao, this actually makes some sense


XCaptainKoalaKittyX

Did u find out?


AppropriateAd7154

Of course, how do you think he knew where to drop Harry? For more, read: Not-so-fantastic Women and How to Stalk Them Platonically.


Amish_Warl0rd

That witch!


22_ghost_22

Dumbledore told me to tell you that I love you too much


albus-dumbledore-bot

You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us?


Angela_tron

Damn


[deleted]

Damn this bot is sentient.


Lesbian_devil

Dumbledore told me that you are doing good with the baby


albus-dumbledore-bot

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that.


tdkard28

Oh, wow. Is the baby just in my dreams?


extradabbingsauce

**Scarlet witch intensifies**


GitPuk

Or he was being sarcastic about someone being good with the baby... Or the person is being so good with the baby the person is forgetting to live?


delusionallysane

Dumbledore told me that you were going to be a pain in the ass. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


albus-dumbledore-bot

By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.


ShinobiC137

Good bot.


GitPuk

Maybe he does know everything.


TanglyBinkie

But that's [Snape's line!](https://youtu.be/54oz2ERjsGs)


delusionallysane

That was amazing!


moviesounds101

Dumbledore told me to call him and ask him if I can get him a new entry in this series


albus-dumbledore-bot

Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean it is not real?


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[deleted]

Dumbledore told me it was the trailer doesn't have a boyfriend. Hm Such wise words.


albus-dumbledore-bot

There will come a time when Lord Voldemort will seem to fear for the life of his snake.


[deleted]

Dumbledore told me, that you are interested in the future of our current borders


albus-dumbledore-bot

I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness.


xBris18

Ugh, interesting, got something similar: Dumbledore told me that you are interested in the future of our games.


albus-dumbledore-bot

What request could a Death Eater make of me?


[deleted]

Dumbledore told me to call you about this and I don't know how to respond to this email so I don't know how to respond to this email


albus-dumbledore-bot

Is that you, Fenrir?


raspberrywines

This response πŸ˜‚ good bot


callmethe_hanmer

Dumbledore told me to tell you that I was going to go to get the car


albus-dumbledore-bot

Would you care for a lemon drop?


dr_gummy

Minor side note: In the original/British version, Dumbledore asks: β€œWould you care for a sherbet lemon?”


albus-dumbledore-bot

I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!


predatorywasp2

Dumbledore told me that he is really cute and I think he’s a little guy


albus-dumbledore-bot

I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.


Cats_In_Coats

Wow good bot


GitPuk

Ace


Jonathan_Pornstar

Dumbledore told me fall in my ass


albus-dumbledore-bot

You will join me for breakfast at eight-thirty in the Great Hall. No excuses.


GitPuk

Apparently Jonathon isn't allowed to use the ass falling as an excuse though.


iitseleonore

dumbledore told me to take it to work so you could have it done and you could take me out to eat


albus-dumbledore-bot

Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.


detour_raphael

Dumbledore told me that the last one of you guys is in a party and you didn’t even know what the problem was.


albus-dumbledore-bot

It is my mercy, and not yours, that matters now.


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Samallaround

Dumbledore told me to get you something to eat and I will be there in about 5 mins


albus-dumbledore-bot

No spell can reawaken the dead.


No_Dog_6999

Hahahahaha. This is perfect


mastergg06

dumbledore told me that once i summon the lord of fish we will regret living


kapnbanjo

That’s… concerning…


Moon_sugarrr

That’s some HPL cultist level wisdom


ritsbits808

This is the best one


lauwien

Dumbledore told me about the new job.


albus-dumbledore-bot

The only one against whom I intend to work is Lord Voldemort. If you are against him, then we remain on the same side.


Mummyto4

Dumbeldore told me that you were going to be honest with me about this toilet.


Invictus__76

Dumbledore told me that I have a test tomorrow morning


albus-dumbledore-bot

That which Voldemort does not value, he takes no trouble to comprehend. Of house-elves and childrenΓ­s tales, of love, loyalty, and innocence, Voldemort knows and understands nothing. Nothing. That they all have a power beyond his own, a power beyond the reach of any magic, is a truth he has never grasped.


Deganlink

Dumbledore told me to go get coffee and go back to sleep and then sleep in a bath


kapnbanjo

That went from nice, to confused, to murderous. Should we be worried for you?


[deleted]

Dumbledore told medical school and I said no I didn’t have a clue how much she needed me lol


albus-dumbledore-bot

I must say, your agapanthus are flourishing.


[deleted]

Dumbledore told me that you are not the intended recipient.


albus-dumbledore-bot

Killing is not nearly as easy as the innocent believe.


[deleted]

i- i- is that a threat?


peekabooandie

Dumbledore told me to call him today and let you know that he will not be able to get back in the office until after his surgery


CSWorldChamp

Dumbledore told me to tell him to tell me that you were right.


[deleted]

Dumbledore told me that you were going to be tolerated and are not good and reminded me that everything that is gained can easily fade as quickly as it came. Dude, Dumbledore is deep in my keyboard 🀣


bookreader009

Dumbldore told me to contact you about my application and dragons.


Comfortable-Pay-5978

Dumbledore told me that I would need help for the future of my life if you want me too much.


albus-dumbledore-bot

What has happened? Why are you disturbing these people?


boomer_was_a_dick

Dumbledore told me to ask you to do it again soon and I will be there.


albus-dumbledore-bot

But this is touching. Have you grown to care for the boy, after all?


sherluk_homs

Dumbledore told me to tell you that I need to get a real life


albus-dumbledore-bot

I think all this merits a good feast.


Content_Target4765

Dumbledore told me to tell you that your grandma is going to be there in august so I don’t know if I have to do it or not but I don’t want to know if I have to do it or not


Honeykombbaggins

Dumbledore told me that you guys had been doing well with all the other stuff and she said they just wanted you in a room lol


albus-dumbledore-bot

As to that, I have no idea.


Honeykombbaggins

The feeling tis mutual


[deleted]

Dumbledore told me that you are you still have the right to the gym


albus-dumbledore-bot

I was gifted, I was brilliant. I wanted to escape. I wanted to shine. I wanted glory.


justlurking87

Dumbledore told me that you are coming home from thanksgiving weekend so we will have to be there in a little while.


TheCatOfWonderland

Dumbledore told me he was just joking around and he was like oh wow lol.


ahmed_raza_red

Dumbledore told me that you were going to be in the office today and I was wondering if you find anything about these cat.


KimboRimboRoo

Dumbledore told me to go feed the dogs and then go to bed


albus-dumbledore-bot

After all this time?


Moon_sugarrr

Dumbledore told me to call her but I don’t think they have a good idea about that lol


albus-dumbledore-bot

I am much older, much cleverer, and much less valuable.


djgorik

Dumbledore told me that you have already got the money


albus-dumbledore-bot

Your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death has always been your greatest weakness.


djgorik

Late tuition payments?


yrlmz

Dumbledore told me to stop by the house to see what I wanted and then you say you don’t know


albus-dumbledore-bot

Oh, surely not. So crude.


FromLondonToLA

Dumbledore told me that you have been working on the roof of the house and the lights on the road are missing the road to the road to the rear of the road to the rear of the vehicle to the rear of the vehicle to the rear of the


albus-dumbledore-bot

My own brother, Aberforth, was prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms on a goat. It was all over the papers, but did Aberforth hide? No, he did not! He held his head high and went about his business as usual! Of course, I'm not entirely sure he can read, so that may not have been bravery. . .


BeeeeefJerky

dumbledore told me i need to go to this bank account and see what happens when you are done lol lol you need a new account code lol


Narilicious

Left: Dumbledore told me to call him back to see if he would be able to come to his office. Middle: Dumbledore told me that you were going to be a really good person to work with. Right: Dumbledore told me to do this to help him out in his life.


Kingcecil3rd

Dumbledore told me to tell you that I was going to ask you out


scottstots2687

Dumbledore told me to tell you that I was going to do it again today and tomorrow is fine with me and I need to help him find a way to help me find a new job.


albus-dumbledore-bot

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.


Lilpup618

Dumbledore told me that he is going to be in the hospital with the kids today.


albus-dumbledore-bot

You do care. You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.


mobsteve

Dumbledore told me that she was doing pretty well and I didn’t think he knew about that but she wanted me to know that she would never come back to earth and then she blocked me.


albus-dumbledore-bot

There is a time for speechmaking, but this is not it.


DEMIGOD41

Dumbledore told me suis pas dur Γ  trouver un peu de temps. Ah, yes, the bilingual keyboard joys.


KhaoticMess

Dumbledore told me to send it out and send you the info on it.


albus-dumbledore-bot

It is my mercy, and not yours, that matters now.


FireflyKaylee

Dumbledore told me that you have to go to the pool and see if you can get the rest of the day off.


weasleydreamteam

Dumbledore told me to tell bill I was going to do it for you and you just said that


albus-dumbledore-bot

If your determination to shut your eyes will carry you as far as this, we have reached a parting of the ways. You must act as you see fit. And I shall act as I see fit.


Shoot2Live629

Dumbledore told me that I had to do it today because she had a lot to do and I didn’t know if I needed this done lol


albus-dumbledore-bot

There is nothing to be feared from a body, any more than there is anything to be feared from the darkness. Lord Voldemort, who of course secretly fears both, disagrees. But once again he reveals his own lack of wisdom. It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.


X05Real

Dumbledore told me he is a great friend of the other one and every one is the one that has to the same people who know how I am so sorry for that but I’m still trying


albus-dumbledore-bot

Tell me about the Quidditch World Cup.


blintmester

Dumbledore told me that you are not the intended recipient


Ok-Imagination-3465

Dumbledore told me to send Professor McGonagall’s hot pics


albus-dumbledore-bot

Thieving is not tolerated at Hogwarts.


[deleted]

Dumbledore told me that you had already been working at the hospital for about an hour and then they just got paid lol


hanahnothannah

Dumbledore told me that you are both doing better now than you have ever been


Boggie89

Dumbledore told me that you are going on the phone call with me and your dad


TaskmasterFan

Dumbledore told me to tell you that I was going to say to you and I was just like a queen.


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KeksKruemel23

Dumbledore told me he is doing good with him too and I think you know what I want him and he said oh mega man I don’t want him in my car


BurntCornpuffs

Dumbledore told me that I get upset when I get to the gym (lol)


chbjupiter

Dumbledore told me that you and me are going to be in touch with you and I


OliverElliott

Dumbledore told me about the whole thing


Stashmygroshen

Dumbledore told me you needed some reliable muscle.


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[deleted]

Dumbledore told me it was the only thing that was supposed to happen but it seems that they will be made to wait


Particular-Salary234

Dumbledore told me to tell you about it when I get home I will send you the link to the video of the its host in my hotel room.


Clover_Meow

Dumbledore told me that she is still asleep in the hall.


FluffyButtPrime

Dumbledore told me that he is not going to be a great day of school


darwinop

Dumbledore told me to ask her if she can get up and down the street


GroundbreakingRow917

Dumbledore told me to comment on this post.


Kitty_hitt0

Dumbledore told me to be there and we will have a panic attacks on you.


magic8ballzz

Dumbledore told me peanut butter works wonders if you want your dog to love you.😧


albus-dumbledore-bot

It's lucky it's dark. I haven't blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs.


fishchop

Dumbledore told me that she is not coming.


Ogurasyn

Dumbeldore told me that you were going to be so happy to have a friend who is a great guy and rather thin build.


jimmyc555

Dumbledore told me to bring her home in the morning and then I’ll see if she wants to come


NateGM

Dumbledore told me that you were looking for a rice cooker to help take care of things.


rKadts

Dumbledore told me that you are back from the evening of June and I will be there till the end of course but I think we can do it in the evening of course.


RengerG

Dumbledore told me to stop by and see what you want.


Zdalee

Dumbledore told me that you love playing soccer and the woman is a good friend.


FadedtheRailfan

Dumbledore told me to ask about thanksgiving and how much he was going to have


piggletlife

Dumbledore told me that I can see the other one that is proctored but it is ringworm.


[deleted]

Dumbledore told me that I was a bit of a good idea but I think the only way to get the money to the store is a good thing to do.


Ornlu_the_Wolf

Dumbledore told me to tell you that I was going to be in the hospital for a few days later this week and I will be there in about an hour.


trebledyogini

Dumbledore told me to wear a chain metal bra while dueling


donetomadness

Dumbledore told me to call her earlier and she didn’t answer earlier lol but I think she is planning to pick up her stuff and then pick up her car for her birthday party.


wildjonquil

Dumbledore told me that I will send the details on Monday to the case Elicit from the above mentioned items in your order to make a decision about your business plan for your kind of the dog present to your family.


SuperD2020

Dumbledore told me no one else is a bit of a block of time for the protagonist


bzn21

Dumbledore told me about your email and we decided not to contact you again.


OberonTheGlorious

Dumbledore told me that you are from the american side of the rowing club.


stormsmasher23

Dumbledore told me that you are forbidden and interested to see what you see and how we would be a greenhouse.


Apprehensive_Tap_957

Dumbledore told me that you are going to be difficult to carry on with me and I don't want to do it again because I don't want to do it again because I don't want to do it again because.


mischievousmoogle

Dumbledore told me that you were going to be in the office today and I was wondering if you had any time to talk to me about the job offer and I would be happy to help you out with any of the above mentioned things you need to press the four triggers to make sure you are not the only one who is not in the Sims of the red death line and the invisible girl is not the only one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is.......


The_Killer_007

Dumbledore told me that you are not understanding the one that comes before the end.


K4hveci

Dumbledore told me Yuumi but i have a phone in my mom


FriedwaldLeben

Dumbledore told me a terrorist country without fear of Apartheid is in the moral framework of the story of the world


AlexMKind

Dumbledore told me that she is not doing well with the other side of the school year so she can go with us and she can do that for her family but we will do the best and most likely be in a different position


ChaosMike7

Dumbledore told me to be sure to see what you want but if I get a new phone I don’t have a phone.


vb2509

Dumbledore told me to assasinate Umbridge


ocean-of-stars

Dumbledore told me that you have a fever and a boy younger brother and I will give him a fan of alcohol made by a blanket


[deleted]

Dumbledore told me that you are not a good thing to do it and you have a great day and then you can use the barrier and I will be in the end of the day.


albus-dumbledore-bot

A frightened teenage boy is a danger to others as well as to himself.


terraskipper274

Dumbledore told me that you are not the best planned for the warning


albus-dumbledore-bot

The time is long gone when I could frighten you with a burning wardrobe and force you to make repayment for your crimes. But I wish I could.


Electronic-Emotion-8

Dumbledore told me that i love you :)


Aries921

Dumbledore told me to go get a new car lol


albus-dumbledore-bot

Oh, surely not. So crude.


Ruinandpreservation

Dumbledor told me he would have been in the office for the last of the month climbing the track at work in a way to get the most important information


beardybrownie

Dumbledore told me that the rain has gone to the office.


albus-dumbledore-bot

Harry Potter managed to escape Lord Voldemort. He risked his own life to return Cedric's body to Hogwarts. He showed, in every respect, the sort of bravery that few wizards have ever shown in facing Lord Voldemort, and for this, I honor him.


lec0827

Dumbledore told me that you are coming over for thanksgiving dinner at thanksgiving time for thanksgiving dinner and then we will be there for thanksgiving. Wtf πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


bananasmells

Dumbledore told me that you are so jealous and jealous of you and you so jealous lol


albus-dumbledore-bot

Ah, music, a magic beyond all we do here!


Lana_Nugirl96

Dumbledore told me that you were going to bed soon and I was wondering if you want to play with me


FatFootballFan-772

Dumbledore told me that you have been working on the same day and practiced set pieces with the squad.


Tribes1

Dumbledore told me nu al met de jongens en meiden van het ziekenhuis en de rest of America


JustAReadingGirl

Dumbledore told me that you are interested in the future of thrones season.


HaDeZ0

Dumbledore told me about your Look and feel free to contact me for further details


JoniBoni91

Dumbledore told me oh wow oh boy oh wow


Ahk-men-ra

Dumbledore told me that you are interested in the future families and friends word have a great day.