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PlayerSalt

anyone got a link i need to check if he kept the promise


GortharTheGamer

[Here you go comrade](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a7f1ba584481)


Far_Scallion_1419

204 MILLION VIEWS😭😭😭


lanco_5

You can't say it's unfair, her character playing is very convincing, rare for porn movies nowadays


Chewcocca

Lmao, tell me of the golden age when convincing porno character work was commonplace. Tell me a tale of those halcyon days.


Socalwarrior485

It definitely wasn’t the 90s. It was all slappin’ and bad acting.


Thumperstruck666

Slappy , Max Hardcore lol


hanneshore

I suggest "The Big Red Son", if you havent read it yet


twixITlikeITShot

70s? mustache ✅; paw chika pawwww wuuuoaauuw soundtrack ✅; trimmed not shaven bushes ✅. CINEMA.


themostreasonableman

This carried on well into the 80's. Porn didn't really make any great leaps until the 90's when chicks all started shaving their box and doing freak shit.


FoulfrogBsc

How about them lemon stealing whores.


EdgeLord1984

I remember one or two of the Emanuele movies being not terrible. 'Good' is a stretch, but if memory serves correctly they were French actors who took the 'art' seriously. I admit my memory has faded and can't be bothered to rewatch to see if that opinion still holds up


andysniper

Third most viewed video on the entire website. Number 1 is *still* the Kim Kardashian sex tape.


proformax

I'm still flabbergasted at why and how the whole step-family porn genre took off.


MetzgerWilli

You get a touch of taboo / forbidden / secrecy. You get an emotional relationship with little setup. It is easily understandable why these two people are in a house / bedroom setup. It is just natural easy story writing and easy immersion. Oh and also producers like to chase whatever works, and this works because people are sick (smug emoji)


Muppetude

I recall logging on to BBS’s in the 80’s pre-internet era, and the adult-themed message boards being filled with *Brady Bunch* incest fan-fic. For whatever reason (probably for the ones you outlined) this has been a timeless brand in porn.


DancesWithBadgers

Taboo has always been popular. Of course, now you just have to *say* there's a relationship in the subtitles and you get, like, 20% extra perversion for free without spending any extra money.


proformax

There was a whole series of 80s porn flicks named taboo. It was about incest and very popular. There was a narrative, build up, and plot. That, I get. But the step-sister thing is just lol. They mention it in the title and the actors say it in a line or two... But that's it. They just get straight to sex line any other porn.


Sean2Tall

I’m with you, my favorite category is FFM, and it’s been stepmom/stepsister, I always skip the plot part anyways so it’s not that big a deal but it’s tired


pm_me_ur_gold_cap

quarantine innit


notathrowaway2937

It was mentioned on another sub that it’s a win win. If you have that kink you watch it, which apparently is a decent part of the population. If you don’t you still view because hot girls/guys having sex. It’s not an immediate deal breaker as some kinks are.


Kryten_2X4B-523P

I fuckin live in Louisiana. Anyone got an alternative link?


GortharTheGamer

[Hopefully this one works for you](https://www.xvideos.com/video.klhfato5fde/big_step_brother_fucks_step_sister_-_anastasia_knight_-_family_therapy_-_alex_adams)


Kryten_2X4B-523P

>Are you 18 years old or older? <.< \>.> yes...


do_a_quirkafleeg

Such a jerky middle name.


Kryten_2X4B-523P

At least it's not 2Q4B.


do_a_quirkafleeg

Poor sucker.


Desperate-Road-8403

Vpn?


DungWater

remindme! 3 hours


Samuel_L_Johnson

remindme! 1 hour "ask how the wank was"


DungWater

my horny ass didn't even need the reminder


Samuel_L_Johnson

How was the wank brother


Scaramok

Of course it's an Alex Adams Video. I don't get why hes so popular, the dude has terrible camera angles. He just mostly films his cock/Balls and the Vagina. Unless thst got a lot better: I would like to see the woman pls, thank you.


GortharTheGamer

I’m not up to date with the porn industry, but I recall that straight male pornstars are less available than any other, so you’ll see the same guys in multiple videos, hence Johnny Sins. But at least Johnny has become a meme due to his huge job list. Alex is just known for POV vids, which is way less humanising


Buttermilkman

I've seen several of his more recent stuff, they're definitely better, but not by much. Would still love to see more of the girl. I think he needs a 3rd guy just for the camera so he can get some better camera work in.


jkurratt

No-no. I am fed up with studio-wide angle with actresses bending unnaturally to the side and moaning like a wounded seal. Pseudo amateur POV is way better


Rare-Ad3034

100% can not believe that someone enjoys witnessing to these women screaming at these feeble and petty penesis at the moment that they enter the edge of their labia majora.


the_amac

for those curious the quote comes at time stamp 15:44


DR_Bright_963

It's weird, I'm a little disappointed this isn't some kind rick roll or troll.


RandomUser4857

No because I'm not a snitch


Happy_Trip6058

Is the correct answer.


SirHappyBear

That's Anastasia Knight if you were wondering


UNMANAGEABLE

Who faked her death and changed her identity to leave the business according to Google. So she’s definitely doing a better job keeping secrets now than back then 😂


SirHappyBear

Lol did she really fake her death? I always thought she was actually dead :p


MetzgerWilli

You probably won't be able to find definitive proof either way. Just some theories based on screenshots. But yes, the fake death thing is a popular theory. Be aware that should you dig deeper you might find other somewhat pornstar-typical stuff about her past that might diminish your enjoyment of her work.


Conaz9847

Source?


SpicyEnticy

[Yes because I'm a snitch](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=Jt52ynY7QPNqyJAN)


fridaystrong23

***This MF…***


inappropriatebaby

Lemme guess, it was a Rick roll?


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inappropriatebaby

Jokes on you I like this song 😂


ImCursedM8

Fr this song actually makes me laugh every time someone rickrolls me


inappropriatebaby

Haha it's known for that effect! Here's a other one that does the same thing! [Rick Ashley - she wants to dance with me](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=r9bj1bMqX28UlqMJ)


That_Cultured_Guy

Bruh


ricky_jxmmy01

I can't keep getting Rick rolled like this


inappropriatebaby

Yo same here. I'm just reflecting it back at this point 😂


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The_Phillip_J_Fry

That's a good one.


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Fayt117

Same here, I love this classic joke


pyjamasonfire

Lemme guess, you clicked on it.


finding_new_interest

Nope, it was the real sauce


Not-unEmployed-6727

Legends never die


mkiuyy12

Absolutely legends never die.


Exlife1up

Figured it out before the link could load 😎


rynlpz

You clicked on the link, you still got pranked, your slow internet doesn’t change that


Funnysoundboardguy

I swear to god


Json1134

All I saw was an add for dawn power wash


ArltheCrazy

Mine was about a MIT drop out that is upsetting the $69 Billion HVAC industry with this one simple hack!


Munchie1010

r/angryupvote


Not_a_strange_guy

I fell to oldest trick in the book😭 fuck you


DocPando

Damn bro.


AdVegetable5896

My man... XD


These_new_icons

I got an ad before it


redflag19xx

Lol I got bombarded by 3 unskippable ads.


inappropriatebaby

Jokes on you! I'm into this shit!


khaotickk

N


Independent_Hold_203

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Galaxicana

🫡


OffTerror

Damn it's been a minute since I've seen this one. I really miss old Reddit. So many inside jokes and memes. Now it feels like everyone is a stranger.


Technical-Cut-3544

I will kill you where you stand.


EPiCtoos420

i came anyways


Interloper4Life

[grrrr](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lUYbtP07Dsg)


MachinistDadFTW

You SOB, well played


Buttdehole

Does anyone know what happens when you break a pinky promise?? Do our pinky fall off or something like what makes you guys as a kids believes this work?? Not from a place where pinky promise was a thing when I was a child so I don't know


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N3cromorph

In America we just put you in front of a firing Squad


Murtagg

We just call that second grade, though. 


Remarkable-Bet-3357

Looking at shooting stats it feels like Americans break a lot of promises


pheonix-ix

Pretty sure the normal Japanese pinky swear song says you have to swallow a thousand needles if you break a promise.


osirisrebel

I'm not 100%, but in the documentary Joy Ride, she flips him off, thus "giving him the finger," at which point, it was his to keep. So by that logic, I could only assume that if you promised your pinky to someone and failed to meet the requirements to uphold that promise, then the pinky is rightfully theirs.


omimon

In japan the punishment is to swallow a thousand needles.


HOLDEN-TUDIXXX

penis falls off


zlatovrana

I hope his lil pinky fell off and that he got his ass sued what a horrible horrible person. Poor girl.


SpecialistSupport

[sauce](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c4d0c73ef2e2) NSFW


Buschlight696969

I almost made it one whole day…smh


Loud_Calligrapher579

Fucking Texas. They blocked the page for me. Thanks government.


ClappedOutLlama

Freedom is looking pretty restrictive these days.


Magenta_Logistic

Remember, conservatives believe in small government... Just small enough to fit in your bedroom.


Tropez2020

And library.


Major_Melon

And body


IzzySirius18

And my axe!


killeronthecorner

They're taking the Texans to Isengard!


J0KaRZz

r/unexpectedlotr


No-Bad-1269

did you come up with it? it is spot on!


Magenta_Logistic

I wish I could take credit for that turn of phrase. I'm certain I picked it up from a topical comedy show or YouTube channel. I'm thinking it was Stephen Colbert or Jon Oliver, but it may have been the Even More News host: Cody Johnston.


alanalan426

the Chinese are out there using pornhub to teach maths and freedomland cant even use it for porn lol


tourettesguy54

Apparently Indiana passed the same ID law. I've been getting a countdown the last 2 weeks everyone I go on pornhub telling me that "I will lose access is X days"... Problem is, I love in Michigan but apparently love close enough to the border that I connect to an Indiana Tower .. Indiana's bullshit politics is exactly why we didn't but there and instead bought in Michigan.


zaidRANGER

Best autocorrect ever


nyne87

I'm sure you already know but obligatory VPN.


Loud_Calligrapher579

You said best brother


SwordsAndWords

Fear not!!! [other sauce](https://www.xnxx.com/video-tb6gf7a/step_brother_cums_inside_tiny_blonde_step_sister)


Bodach42

Wait Texans can't watch porn? is that why they shoot people instead?


RemozThaGod

They require you to make an account and provide an ID to prevent minors. But there are so many sites and the old boomer barely knows how to leave Google, let alone block everything


Previous_Ad_2628

Oii, u got a loicense fer dat porn mate?


RemagFiveOUn

Damn Texas is doing porn registration before gun registration in efforts to protect children


IStoleUrPotatos

use a vpn?


Darkhaven

Helluva reason to get out and vote against that madness.


Phantasmidine

That one has no audio for some reason. I think this is the same one. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a7f1ba584481


bluesqueblack

Thank you for the research link. Watching the pinky promise now with sound made all the difference.


pikachurbutt

Thank you so much, now I can block this and make sure to not see it.


minotaur-cream

I will too, add this to my blocked sites to never visit.


IllCryptographer8985

Real heroes don’t wear capes. Thank you, kind internet stranger.


DeGrassyGamer

What if that guy was wearing a cape?


IllCryptographer8985

Oddly enough, I was at a drag show last weekend and after two performances, my conclusion was that we need more people wearing capes and cloaks


inconspiciousdude

So, as a performer, you prefer your audience to wear capes and cloaks... is what you're saying? "I've done two shows today and not a single monkey-fighting person has the courtesy to wear a Monday to Friday cape... or cloak."


NIN10DOXD

Thank God my state protected me from that filth. That was close. /s


ArltheCrazy

North Carolina?


NIN10DOXD

Yep.


bigblockclock

[this is the one with the insanely high view count](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a7f1ba584481)


AdVegetable5896

But the pinky promise o.O


Silly_Balls

Saving for science


sailsaucy

It's getting harder and harder to enjoy some good por... er... art without the states screwing it up.


khaotickk

Damnit Texas... Any free VPNs out there y'all recommend?


Levi758336

Protonvpn


LoginPuppy

The hub banned in Texas? Now this is finally something you guys should actually be protesting and storming the capitol for.


Jewshi

To be fair, it isn't banned. Porn companies are standing up against censorship and invasion of privacy, they're protesting. The new laws require people to show valid ID to access the website... which is just wow. Fucked up. The government shouldn't be reviewing my driver's license when I visit a website. So yeah, PH and other affiliates are doing the right thing by saying nah, we're just gonna leave. Btw I bet if we investigated a bunch of these ultra conservative christian representatives and lawmakers, we'd find some incriminating sexual misconduct stuff. Cuz you know, that's already happened before. Dozens of times. DOZENS


BigTickEnergE

RIP Anastasia Knight. You are sorely missed by stepbrothers everywhere... Anyone rememeber when she was reported dead a few years ago and then it was reported she's really alive. People speculated that she was faking her death to get out of porn. What was her reason for pretending to be dead? And do we even know 100% that she's alive?


AmandaExpress

Rip Boss Hog 


DariusEpps

once again boss hog is very much alive


Jewshi

YEEHAW! Drink them beers, don't let your friends beat you!


rumhamrambe

It’s just a rumor, if she wants to be left alone, so be it. That industry carries a lot of weight


SysOps4Maersk

She died???


BlazeinBoiii

It was a rumor


throweraccount

Yeah there's a video of a friend of hers confirming that she's alive and just retired from porn. That rumor spread fast though and everyone believed it. And there's this article. https://mikesouth.com/porn-idiocy/anastasia-knight-appears-to-be-alive-65106/


ArltheCrazy

Yeah, you don’t want to know how many views that video has


baliyann

nah the male porn actress in this vid confirmed it in the comments that story was made up she alive


scar_reX

You're well informed, aren't you?


Mr_Papayahead

why was faking one’s death even a necessary option? wouldn’t just canceling her contract with the studio suffice? im genuinely curious. is it difficult to get out of porn or what?


Financial_Ad5748

So people would think "wait, she can’t be Anastasia Knight—she’s dead" every time she’d get recognized in public. Why not 🤷


andy01q

I assume headhunters would chase you down a bit trying to sign a new deal at a new or old studio. Also fans. Not that you can't get out, but you get a bit more peace if people think you're dead.


Coloss260

that's completely understandable to be fair..


Kenturky_Derpy

I still wonder why it has so many views? I mean, it was fire ngl


BeverlyCeo

Unfortunately younger me was a lot of those views


michimonster2

Well technically he didn't tell, he just showed us lol


melting_fire_155

#**THE JOKE IS PORN.**


Inversception

Seriously. We are just posting straight porn now? This is all this sub has to offer?


B4rberblacksheep

Be the difference you want to see in the world. Post gay porn instead.


SwordsAndWords

For everyone who has pornhub blocked by their soon-to-be ex-representatives: [I got you](https://www.xnxx.com/video-tb6gf7a/step_brother_cums_inside_tiny_blonde_step_sister)


vcdrny

Great timing. I had a meeting at work in a few minutes. Managed to watch it before the meeting.


SwordsAndWords

*squints in suspicion...*


Dizturb3dwun

ah yes.


the_B1gf00t

This shit's a classic.


grammar_mattras

*sigh* *unzips pants*


Portyquarty77

Can somebody explain the holup? I understand the porn part.


Initial_Suspect7824

Almost 65mil knows.


sarvan3125c

Now 200


sarvan3125c

Broke the promise


Menthion

He didnt tell anyone, he just showed everyone instead.


Zombieneker

Also it's a really good porn video.


Attack_Helecopter1

Just commenting here so I can come back later


RavousWinters

Guys, I was working.. Come on, that's half an hour gone.


old-skool-bro

What uhhh... what?


cptmorga

Top 3 biggest betrayal in history , reverse cowgirl edition.


matyo08

Literally watched it yesterday


foggygazing

yeah I'm a couple of those views


Arrictine

This would’ve been waaaay more poetic if it had 69 million views lmao


leo-reis

Oh shit here we go again *unzip*


Drunk_Cartographer

A little ashamed I instantly recognised this one.


MinnieShoof

... starting to feel funky about braces. ...


deaf_michael_scott

Well technically he didn't necessarily tell anyone. /s


iloveshw

He went with one of the main rules of filmmaking - show, don't tell.


Limthekiller

This is scripted... right?


FortunateInsanity

I promise I will never die.


Wesurai

Oh no, he broke the scripted porn promise!


nobotami

it's scripted :o


GovtOfficer420

Most likely she released the video herself.


AceWissle

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpTCAMGRHRU&t=19s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpTCAMGRHRU&t=19s)


CelestialDragon09

RIP Anastasia Knight


CautiousEmergency367

Rip


Amore_vitae1

I’m 63,000,000 of those views