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I’m team black forever but I know I’m not Daemons type lol it’d end in divorce rock.

Not niece enough for him ?

🤭

Not his type? Are you saying you aren’t his immediate family?

Not blonde enough for him

they probably aren't young enough like daemon prefers

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Well you know Groomers be Grooming and Diddlers gonna Diddle.

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Hence why my comment is in quotations…. Because it’s speculative and not confirmed.

Divorce rock made me laugh most unlady-like

His first marriage hit a rocky patch. His second burnt out.

Well done my friend

Awesome!! Too f'ing funny!! I don't know how to react sometimes while watching it. It is so disturbing, I can't stop watching. Like watching a train wreck with torn, bloody and burnt people everywhere. I've almost hurled a couple of times. The worst is all the blatant incest amount the Royals. They actually thought it would make their blood lines more pure! Hello, "Mad" Kings...no kidding, all that screwing the relatives. You think they'd have figured out that would cause madness! Still making the same mistakes a few centuries later!!

ME TOO, 😂 I think I peed a little...😂😂😂👑

Its probably easier to be the one holding the rock with Aegon than Daemon. >!Aegon didn't seem to be an especially good fighter even before Rook's Rest. Plus he's drunk all the time, so 'he fell down some stairs and broke his neck' would be somewhat plausible.!<

I can't believe my husband would die like this."I am positively bereft." 😂

I'd be wary of any rocks within Daemon's vicinity. Not to mention any alcohol within Aegon's reach.

Not blonde enough?

Hey, he's a sentimental man, I'm sure he could be persuaded into letting you fake your death as long as you agree to a divorce.

And forfeit all your property or gold...

😂😂😂😂😂

Rape or murder?

Welcome to Westeros!

Technically he only rapes servants, not his wife. But still not a great option

He rapes his wife but only when he’s drunk.

Technically both of them could be considered rape victims of each other. Or their family. Aegon didn't seem very enthusiastic about the whole thing either.

I'll take both

With Aegon, I get ignored. With Daemon, I probably get murdered. This ain’t hard.

Aegon is going to drunkenly love you long time at least once

Whether you like it or not

i was gonna say😭 i don’t think aegons love would be consensual

It'll be a very moist endeavour. Mostly cos I feel like he'd constantly have a case of drunken sweatiness.

Ew stop describing it!!!!

ma'am please stop, in Gods name

Your fucking flair omg 💀💀

I wanted to add “And she…is….a Mod.” But it wouldn’t fit 😆

Yeah but Daemon is probably a better lay

I can’t imagine the amount of whiskey dick that Aegon often has. I’m surprised he even has a gaggle of bastards because of that.

gaggle has me cackling

Thanks “Gaggle” needs to be used more often imo.

So does "cackling"!!! Too funny. I think I peed a bit again!

In the basis of being a groomer? Just because Matt Smith can portray an iceberg and make it hot doesn't mean that Daemon has any sexual prowess. Lady Misery was being paid.

Aegon’s experience from raping servants, paying prostitutes, or drunkenly humping his autistic sister. I doubt he’s a Casanova.

> With Aegon, I get ignored Not true, if you are his type and have legs for days, you too are going to have a bad time.

I am not his type and do not have legs for days.

Daemon? And hope for a quiet divorce? Cause Im not rocking the blonde hair and purple eyes

Girl get that bleach and toner. Fry your hair.

Sorry pal your getting the Divorce-Rock

Daemon and quiet divorce don't really go together. Unless by quiet divorce you mean murder then yes

Give me **Daemon** or give me death.

Daemon will give you death

If they dye their hair light blonde, maybe not

Or express it can be an open marriage. I’d rather have Daemon avoid me than deal with Aegon’s interests

His last relationship was basically an open marriage didn't end well for her

When you say last relationship, which are you referring to? He’s had three marriages and a paramour

He only cares if you're a dragon rider.

You mean immediate family?

I don't want to spoil it for you if you haven't read Fire and Blood so click at your own discretion: >!It's clear Daemon only cares if you can ride a dragon. The bigger the dragon, the better as they are more valuable in a dragon vs dragon fight. Traditionally this has been his immediate family but later he takes a fancy to a brown-skinned girl named Nettles (of uncertain birth, perhaps the get of a dockside whore) who manages to tame the wild brown dragon Sheepstealer. Daemon's affection makes the Rhaenyra so jealous that she orders his capture and Nettles death. This leads me to believe birth and white hair are pure correlation to his affection.!<

Wouldn’t that mean he loved rhaenyra substantially less than he did Laena who rode a much larger dragon? And shouldn’t he have something outside of contemptuous disinterest in Alicent’s children who ride three of the largest/most formidable dragons in Westeros?

He had a thing with mysaria, and she didn't have a dragon. My Asian about about the same age between her and Daemons actors. Bonus of having weird genes t by at me make very pale, making it easy for my to dye my hair blonde

Talked like Queen of Thorns.

Hot

If you live your life in fear, you'll miss the best parts of it. Or something like that.

Especially if you aren't related to him! He likes them young and able to complete a round of "Two Degrees of Targaryen Lineage".

By rock ^TM

Divorce rock it is

Nah... not me. One thing he'll always know is that I'm ALWAYS on his side.

It also helps if you have silver hair.

My roommate sing "Uncle Daaaaddy Dragon Weiiiiners" to the tune of the intro music like it'll summon Matt Smith in front of our very eyes lol

Daemon, I'd ride him like he rides Caraxes.

Hope you got them purple eyes and platinum blonde hair otherwise it's the Divorce-Rock for you

And you would be like the guy shouting my prince save me only to be splashed by Caraxes.

I’m joining the faith, I’m sorry, the only love I need is the love of the Mother.

I would marry Aegon just because he would probably ignore me and leave me alone . And if he ever tries to approach when he’s drunk then i’ll pour him more wine mixed with valerian root and wait for him to pass out 😂

Valerian root tastes like foot tho :l

Ah, yes, the Larys Special. A cocktail for the ages.

Larys would probably be willing to drink Alicent’s foot bath water and get drunk on it 🤢

It would be just like in Saltburn

Not in wine it doesn't lol, and being drunk makes it not as well!

Neither. I’m jumping off the tower and plunging to my death.

Tommen is that you?

They both are so perfect to play Marry, fuck and kill because I kind want to do all 3 with both of them, lol!

I would say daemon but i’m not blonde enough and we’re not related. I don’t want to die😭😂😂😂

Daemon, easy, you seen that scene with Mysaria where he cries on her shoulder mid-fuck? Just give bro a hug and tell him it's okay to go bang his niece and you're best buds. I've been SA'd already, not keen on it again, Aegon would be smothered in his drunken sleep day one

Are you saying you would give Aegon the divorce pillow?😄

*Khal Drogo has entered the chat*

Daenerys: "Oi, that was a mercy pillow!"

Tell me why I heard that Oi straight from Emilia's voice xD

Idk, but now that you've told me, I can hear it clearly, and I thank you for the laugh.😄

Haha good one😂

Aegon is funny and pretty and we are matching in our alcohol problems so yeah

I mean at least Daemon would kill me fast. Rather not be raped repeatedly for years.

I mean if you say you're okay with open relationshio, you might turn out fine.

Do you think Lady Royce cared about Daemon relationship with other women ? Daemon just wanted to marry Rhaenyra, and divorce don't existe in westeros.

I like Daemon more as a character but I look wayyyyy too much like Lady Rhae Royce to risk marrying him Pretty sure I’d be pretty miserable with Aegon though even if he just ignored me all the time, but probably Alicent would be breathing down my neck On second though maybe the Daemon option isn’t that bad

Aegon is a man baby. I'd take my chances with Daemon.

It’s funny when the options were Rhaenyra and Alicent, the focus was on which one was hotter/loyal/beneficial while with Daemon and Aegon, it’s which one will cause me to suffer *less*.

suffer less😭

👩🏻🪨

Tbh they both are 🤷🏽‍♀️

Aegon just treat him nice stroke his hair while he cries at night and he'll probably turn out alright. Worst case he ignores me. Daemon would kill me.

It’s giving manipulate his mommy issues

Call it "Adjusting to his needs"

Just gimme Aemond.

That's what I said. He can have me on the back of a sleeping vhagar. 😂

Aegon, he is an idiot, I can manipulate him, whereas Daemon is cunning, he has his own agenda and a strong personality. If I don’t agree with him there is a good chance that he can choke my sh*t out of me.

> Aegon, he is an idiot, I can manipulate him Famous last words. Wonder if your opinion changes after the next season, just like Otto's...

Errmm… I read the book. I know what I am talking about. Otto is not a strong character as he seems to you on the show so far.

I mean, Aegon outsmarts them all until the end...

>Aegon, he is an idiot Press X to doubt.

Daemon, if I'm forced to choose.

Daemon. I'd get to ride two of my favourite dragons before a quick rock divorce.

At least Aegon didn’t kill his last wife.

And if Rhea is uglier than a sheep I don't even wanna know how bad Daemon roasts my ass

I didnt even think of that but ur right bc I thought she was so pretty 😭 wish we got to see her more before she got the divorce rock

If you got to see her more, you’ll prolly not like Daemon as much as you do😂

That wouldn't be a problem, I don't like daemon much at all lol

Woah, did he say this? I must’ve missed it

You kill *one* wife and suddenly there’s a stigma about you being a wife killer.

Slander! He didn't kill anyone, his beloved wife accidentally fell from her horse and repeatedly hit her face on a rock. Could've happened to anyone!

She was last seen ahorse

*She fell onto my rock. She fell on to my rock ten times.*

At least Daemon doesn’t rape his lmfao. I’ll take murder over that any day.

people log onto this website to discuss a show they like for fun and this is where it ends up

if you’re not discussing whether you’d rather be raped or murdered are you really even having fun

To each their own, I guess, but I’d rather lie back and think of England during the thrice a year he’s not drunk, than die.

the only thing keeping him from constantly banging helaena is the fact that she’s got a weird thing for bugs and she’s neurodivergent 😭 you wouldn’t be safe

But my autistic ass would be!

Aegon because I know he won't murder me. I'm also willing to fulfill his fantasies hahaha jk

Aegon duh

It's the "would you rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or a man?" Question all over again. The bear (Daemon) would kill me but its better than what the man (Aegon) would do.

If I have Valyrian genes somehow then Daemon. But because I'm just regular non-Valyrian me probably still Daemon but we likely never consumate and jointy push for annulment to the king in due time (maybe this will spare me Rhea's show fate) or I will ask him for that money/disappearance Laenor special. I will say I would be super unhappy in both marriages but it is like a choice between likely death and likely spousal rape. And if I manage not to antagonize Daemon I might avoid death.

The one with the cooler dragon (Aegon)

*Sad noodle noises*

Silent sisters

Daemon. I'm not his type so he'll ignore me and leave me to be for 20 years and then, if divorce isn't an option, he'll kill me quickly. I prefer that than getting raped every time my husband is drunk.

Getting plummeted to death by divorce rock is the dream.

Given that I’m not blonde, I’m taking my chances with Aegon over Daemon and his rock

Aegon because he’ll ignore me most of the time and if he does ever get violent, I am more confident I could beat him up

Aegon.

Aegon, he’d be my little bitch.

I would hate to have Alicent as a mother-in-law, so Daemon.

Aegon, he’d probably ignore me and if he gets drunk I’ll just send a few women to his bed and keep my ass far away. With Daemon I’m most likely getting killed in a painfully slow way

DAEMON. Idc if I’m not his type. He’d keep me around for pure amusement at my immense thirst and desire to please him thoroughly.

Aegon. He mostly ignores you unless he’s drunk. Problem though is that’s all the time. Still beats getting labotomized so Daemon can fuck his neice.

Aegon, because again, I don't want to be murdered by Daemon

At least I’d survive being married to Aegon. He’d basically just ignore me and let me do my own thing. With Daemon, he’d divorce-rock me if he didn’t like me and choke me if he did.

I think I can handle Aegon, so he's going to be my choice

Aegon, so I can gaze at Aemond over dinner.

Aegon cuz he's prettier.

> marry aegon > wait until he's drunk (common) > kill him That's it it's that easy

Alicent as a MIL sounds exhausting. Give Daemon

DAEMON. If I die, I die. It'll be worth it hahaha

Oh go, Aegon, at least he wouldn't kill me.

Not being Targaryen, I doubt that Daemon would be interested in me, and who knows if he wouldn't intend to eliminate me as his first wife? So Aegon it is. If I show him more affection than he received from his mother, perhaps he'll soften up to me and try to be less flighty and infatuated with alcohol. If I have to choose, neither. I'd rather marry Aemond, Jace or Clegan Stark.

Daemon. By a wide margin Daemon.

I would choose Daemon, with my ulterior motive being easy access to Caraxes. I would charm him with chin scratchies and belly rubs(that's one long belly). And of course neck massages. I imagine he badly needs them. I would choose Aegon because of the awesome parties I imagine he and Sunfyre throws. He would probably also be relatively easy to control with alcohol and milk of the poppy. Edit: If I really wanted to play the game of thrones, I'd marry Aegon, produce some trueborn heirs, and then kill him and rule the realm as queen regent until my children came of age. Aegon is a milk of the poppy addict. Just imagine how easy it would be to pour him a little extra and make it look like an accidental overdose. No one would ever suspect me.

I’m not blonde enough for Daemon but Aegon could be my kid. Can I marry Corlys instead?

I don’t feel like dying so probably Aegon

Death is the safer option

Daemon. If he does not like me, I will stay away and allow him paramours and divorce. If he does like me, I’m set.

Daemon all day everyday! Aegon is a little wuss that apparently enjoys SA-ing the maids in the Keep.

I like Daemon more but he might kill me

Neither, I'm gonna became a septa instead.

I’d wed the dragon

Is this a legit question?

A rapist and a wife-killer? Idk

Rapist or a wife-killer, rapist, & pedophile*

I'm a guy, so Aegon, since he looks like a bottom. He either is one or he will be *made* one.

Daddy Daemon🔥🥵

Option 3 : Aemond hahhaha

I feel like Aegon would be dumber and easier to manipulate so I’m going with him.

Daemon. I want that rock to the head lol

Kinda depends on when. If it’s before the coup, Aegon. I’m calm and rational enough to convince Alicent to steer away from some of her terrible decisions, and enough of a steel-spined bitch to foil the rest. I’m also a CNA, so I think I’d be pretty able to reign in Aegon and help him work through some shit (also, TMI, but-I have a rape kink, so. *That* particular problem…isn’t as much of a deal breaker for me). HOWEVER, if it’s *after* the coup-and ESPECIALLY if it’s after the *incident*, then Daemon. I have no problem with an open relationship, and at that point I’m clearly a second wife/fuck buddy, so I doubt either he or Rhaenyra would have a problem with me.

The one that won’t murder me for not being related to him and will just have affairs which I don’t give a shit about

Daemon. I can bleach my hair lol

You can say a lot about Aegon but he most likely just going to ignore you, But Daemon? Nah I don't really want to deal with all of that.

Daemon could come slay this all day. I mean Daemon yes.

Daemon undoubtedly

None. Aemond.

I am gonna choose Egg to escape divorce rock IMO

aegonnnnnn I'm obsessed with himmmm

My silly brain goes, "I can fix him" when I see pre-coronation Aegon. I've never thought that about any man before. I hate it and blame how pretty TGC looks when he cries. But Aegon is probably starved for genuine affection, giving him that would probably make the marriage tolerable at minimum. Daemon isn't really Daddy to me, he's just Dad lol

I feel like Daemon and I could come to a mutual agreement about faking my death, and then he could be free and I could have adventures in Essos.

Your choices are violent pathetic rapist usurper or hottie warrior prince? Gee what an incredibly difficult choice! I think I'd have a relationship like him and Leana where they are together but also free because seriously I'm not telling him no when it comes to anything I don't want to get the divorce rock.

I think I prefer geralt to pyro if I'm being honest

Aegon. Im curious

Their Wives

I said it on the Alicent/Rhaenyra one and I’ll say it here. I have two hands and both is good 😭😂

Aegon hasn’t killed any wives so he’s my choice

Daemon, because I'd prefer to get brained with a rock after 2 months to being regularly raped for the rest of my life

Aegon, easily. Look at that face 😍 everyone saying daemon can deal with him trying to groom younger women.

Aegon easily. Honestly if I gave him the attention he wanted and manipulated him into actually listening to me I don’t think he’d be bad at all. Plus TGC is gorgeous to look at even as a drunk

Daemon ofc