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Civil-Guidance7926

He fell off a motor cycle without a helmet, just knocked head and died. Following a day of drinking, bridge jumping, fighting and drugs. The minor accident caused his death. Is that not hilarious? He had been doing all of that for years in the lore yet you saw him take the smallest fall


Free-Waltz9337

It was perfect


perpetualmotionmachi

He probably had CTE in the end, because he was so badass


Abacab4

Concussions are badass!


testiclese1227

But we don't know this man... because we have concussions.


Abacab4

And we don’t know each other. Hello, how are you?


olduvai_man

He deserved it for his wicked, homo, ways. Which have likely landed him in Hell, where he will burn for all eternity.


PLTR60

He should just come back without any explanation.


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

That’s it! country Mac is dead! The day is over! Let’s get out of here!


[deleted]

The subtitles on my tv always read “all right pee, country mac” and I will never not say it like that while watching


Chimchampion

Beer in hand


bren_derlin

The Always Sunny/Country Mac - South Park/Kenny crossover I never knew I wanted until today.


ballasted_orchestra

RIP Country Mac


mojacke

Shut up, science bitch


neBular_cipHer

Yeah, shut up, science bitch


FloridaManMilksTree

Dude come on... like, he just said it


Arryu

Couldn't even make I more smart


psioniclizard

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized) OP coming up with this theory! ​ But seriously, isn't it funnier if he did just die like that? In such an underwhelming and non badass way?


Odd_Worldliness_4266

Y'know what's really badass? Being alive


WeAreClouds

Suicide is badass!


vesper44

Sure, just having a little fun


[deleted]

Shut up, bird.


Rich-Ganache-2668

Hahhahahaha! So reliable!


Kaiisim

Whats more fun than overthinking a joke and making it less funny!


FkUEverythingIsFunny

Yup.


Everlast7

Mac isn’t smart for a scheme like this


WerhmatsWormhat

True. What if Mac wanted to kill him, failed, and then he died this way? That’s way more plausible and also funnier.


sarahzaun

He made a dookie in his pants


Everlast7

https://y.yarn.co/c36b9df0-53f4-4136-bb12-ee0e2d46c3e8_text.gif


Totes_mc0tes

He was crushing beers all day then passed out, fell off his bike and hit his head lol EDIT: Just rewatched the episode and he actually hits a speedbump which causes him to fall off the bike and clearly hit his head. Riding drunk without a helmet is badass.


pizzacheeks

Poison is a weapon for weak women. If Mac wanted to kill Country Mac he would do so in battle.


Equinsu-0cha

But Mac just works out his glamor muscles. He would totally take the poison route


n1l3-1983

This is true, I mean he did score a point against a real official black belt in a karate tournament


DaniTheLovebug

Which is amazing since he wasn’t really dressed for the occasion


AndrewHainesArt

Plus he actively poisons Dennis later with smoothie soda pizza, and the shot of whatever it was that was made for Frank that Dee takes. Poison isnt for killing, it’s for getting your way


heckinfast

The gang thinks he drank himself to death, which could be a possibility, but honestly I think it’s funnier that he just died randomly without a concrete explanation.


stronesthrowaweigh

Actually, concrete is the explanation.


Chimchampion

Perhaps both, even


Mr_Abe_Froman

It also would be the reason the gang, all hardcore alcoholics, would reason with someone who drank themselves to death. "Yeah, he just died randomly. You can't die of alcoholism unless you're *super old*."


advanceman

Sometimes things just… end.


genericmediocrename

Realistically falling from that height and hitting your head on concrete is totally fatal, and people die from things like this all the time. Motorcycles, while badass, are definitely death traps, even moreso when you don't wear the right gear. Plenty of people do it and don't die, but that's not strictly, solely because of their experience and "badassery", it's because life is chaotic and all you can do is influence the probability slider. Country Mac got by riding his bike without a helmet despite the odds until eventually he didn't. There are a number of people who make it into their 90s drinking and smoking every day, but they're the lucky few who made it despite going out of their way to stack the odds against themselves.


-Ok-Perception-

Country Mac ain't dead. But he's pissed no one visited him at the hospital. ​ Frank found an urn under the bridge and used it to ruin Mac Day. ​ I genuinely believe this is canon and one day we'll see the Return of Country Mac.


vesper44

Love this theory


WellFineThenDamn

Maybe he'll show up in season 16 with Swedish Mac (he's a plumber, he's here to fix your pipes)


ImprovementSilly2895

Mac wanted him “dead” because he was way more badass


noblturtll

That's the American way, rock flag and eagle


thishenryjames

He's got a point.


anoncontent72

I always assumed aneurism.


I_Said_I_Say

Aneurysms are badass!


BlueLaceSensor128

It’s really sad, but once your brain’s a piece of shit, it’s always a piece of shit.


reasonablekenevil

Maybe he picked up a flesh eating amoeba when he jumped into the river? Suicide is bad ass!


allthenamesaretaken4

Poison is definitely in the gang's wheelhouse (Flip Flip Flipadelphia), but I agree with [psioniclizard](https://www.reddit.com/user/psioniclizard/) and think it's funnier if country mac just fucked up and died as opposed to being sabotaged.


orcvader

You are confusing your sociopathic murder-plotting characters, Jabroni. Only one member of the gang can plot an “accident”, just go ask Maureen — I mean, Bastet — oh, right. You can’t. She fell off a building.


n1l3-1983

" he totally did it dude, he killed her"


Logical-Good1354

I like new theories, this one doesn't work for me. It's out of character for Mac. Maybe if he had gotten him killed accidentally through jealousy that would have been in character for Mac. Now killing someone is something Dennis could do. Maybe Dennis got jealous that everyone liked Country Mac and he would lose his leadership position within the group?


WC1V

It’s a no from me dawg


SubpopularKnowledge0

No. He made a poopy in his pants. Did anyone else make a poopy in their pants?


fakebrucemathis

I always assumed it was a head injury (either during the bridge jump or when he fell off the bike,or both)


ElectronicCarpet7157

Are you Hercule Poirot?


Serraph105

You think the dude who made a poopy in his pants is also a stone cold killer?


vesper44

The poopie is a paid actor


moose9377

No.


tothesource

Shut up, baby dick


Peyote-Rick

I don't think he's actually dead. The gang probably just ditched him after he fell and assumed he died. He should come back for another episode.


guspasho

Tell them we pushed youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!


United-Importance-50

Move past it


Available-Analyst551

I'm still trying to figure out how they had him cremated, then flushed that turd down the toilet, all in the very same day, rather than worry about the cause of his low-speed accident.


thishenryjames

I assume Frank has a cremation guy.


Fine_Peace_7936

Didn't we all kill CountryMac?


OldmanLister

The bigger question in this episode is how they did all this and got him cremated and had a funeral for him all in the same day. I'm ready for the reveal years later that he didn't die. He was ok but mac totally gas lit every one into saying he died, emptied an ashtray and held the impromptu funeral so the gang would forget about him.


thishenryjames

He's riding a motorcycle drunk with no protective gear. The whole point of the character is that someone who actually lived as badass a life as Mac claims to would die in no time.


bigtallbiscuit

The real question is if Mac day ends (at midnight?), and then Frank day starts, hasn’t the gang already been up all day? What are they gonna do, go sleep on the hide a bed?


milky-dimples

I think Country Mac probably had a concussion from the fight he started defending Mac, and this lead to his motorcycle crash.


Caculon

I'd like it if he came back. Instead of dying, Mac just told everybody that because he was jealous.


ImprovementSilly2895

Nah, it was a fake funeral. Country Mac LIVES


zthart

I mean, he's probably ok, he just tipped over a little bit; he should be fine. Yeah he's good, he's good.


FatAlEinstein

Riding a motorcycle without a helmet is suicide.  And suicide is bad ass.


Hoshbrowns

I like to think the bridge jump caused some internal bleeding or blood clot or something. They would’ve been fine if treated but that’s not badass. So the rest of the day his injuries got worse until he dropped dead. Which happened on the bike. That’s my theory.


SodaSkelly

It makes so much sense when you put it like that!


Terrible--T

He had to change his shit stained gi and went the opposite direction


spytez

No. Country Mac dyed his hair, cultivated mass and then murdered Mac and took his place.


superfuzzypotato

What if leading off what you said, we think about how if every IASIP char., has at something killed someone and covered it up? Dennis with Maureen, as an example.


Equinsu-0cha

Dee's neighbor with the fridge full of heads


verygoodfertilizer

Move past it


Basic-Ad5331

Nerd


Reasonable_Divide102

The Aids finally got him


Zarroc001

Brake line cut, or switching out the beer for high gravity malt beverage. I see it


Additional-Extent583

There are people that trip over hit their head and die instantly. What happened to country mac could easily happen.


arghhharghhh

I agree wirh everyone else that Mac probably didn't do it. He hasn't shown signs of killing anyone else and he isn't really very good at schemes in the way Dennis, frank, dee and even Charlie at times can be.  I think what happened was the jump from the bridge killed him. He was walking around with a concussion or detached brain or something crazy like that and he finally succumbed to it. If Mac were too do it though... I'd say he got to CMs beer while greasing up thr studs and that he didn't intend to kill him but rather get him sick... drugs from Luther maybe? 


datskinny

Mac, especially the later seasons, is too stupid to hatch such a perfect scheme.


Saikroe

Close but nope. It was Dennis. I know I know, 'Dennis?!'. Consider how protective Dennis is of Mac. Dennis couldnt simply stand by and let his paeon be replaced, humiliated sure, but replaced? Dennis first sets out with 2 objectives, humiliate Mac, creating loyalty and create something of an alibi by pretending to love CM. Throughout the episode you see Dennis trying to out Mac as a not so badass and also suggesting the possibility of a changeup. This breaks downs Macs walls and gives Dennis even more control, while also creating the 'I loved CM, I woild never do anything to hurt him' Alibi. Once CM dies, Dennis can then go to the now vulnerable Mac with even more control. Size pills and all that good stuff. Remember Dennis has complete control over the gang, and if mantaining control requires a murder or two, why not. Country Mac was slowly gaining pull within the group, a dictator like Dennis vouldnt simply watch the dynamic change. I woudlnt even be surprised if he had tricked Charlie into helping, sweet innocent Charlie, didnt even know what he was doing.


cedarandolk

Mac is a lot of things but he’s not a killer. So he didn’t kill country mac.


giveme-a-username

I think his death was just the funniest way they could think of to get rid of him


Beeyo176

Recent events in wrestling involving someone with Mac in their name and someone else with the initials CM have me convinced that Mac prayed for it and it happened.


StrappingYoungLance

This is a great way to murder an amazing punchline to one of Always Sunny's best episodes. Well done.


vesper44

Ok relax


When_hop

Weak theory. Also you cannot build up a tolerate to cranial trauma, doesn't matter how long you've been riding for. 


jwbdundee

And now I will do a series of karate moves that I know Country Mac would've enjoyed so much 😑


[deleted]

I thought how he died was kind of dumb. It’s hard to fathom dying from just falling over on your side like that. It’s possible but extremely unlikely. I don’t need much realism at all but I need more than that. 


Xal-t

Pretty certain they mentionhis heart failing


rotenbart

I figured it was just lackluster/safe stunt work. They probably didn’t want to film a convincing motorcycle accident.


BondraP

This isn't that type of show. If they wanted us to believe it was possible Mac was responsible for the death, then they would have done at least 1 thing in the episode to indicate it.


6ixdicc

such a fucking stupid post


Jcook3

Didn’t read, but no.