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Training_Force3193

"It's not rape if they enjoyed it" Say that in court I dare you haha


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Judge: Did you enjoy it? Plaintiff: …..well, somewhat yes. Judge: Case dismissed.


Dr_J6894

Judge: Bring in the dancing lobstas


ButterFucker962401

It's fucked up, but she did say something that is very important to note. "It wasn't rape because they enjoyed it." This in no way justifies it, I know, but what I'm going for is that the guys, according to her, ended up enjoying it and THAT'S what made it okay. When the host asked to reverse the roles, she realized the order of events, not being asked for consent, is fucked up because she wouldn't want to get her ass eaten like that. The assumption that someone would enjoy it or wants it is one of the biggest reasons for the existence of rape. She was wrong, very wrong, but it was that that made her realize WHY she was wrong and that's very important. The punishment, for clarification now that I reread it lol, should be the same. I'm just glad she understood what makes it so bad.


Blu3Berry3415

This isn’t main character this is fucked up


swanbearpig

Main villain


CagliostroPeligroso

A main character can be a villain


ButterFucker962401

It's fucked up, but she did say something that is very important to note. "It wasn't rape because they enjoyed it." This in no way justifies it, I know, but what I'm going for is that the guys, according to her, ended up enjoying it and THAT'S what made it okay. When the host asked to reverse the roles, she realized the order of events, not being asked for consent, is fucked up because she wouldn't want to get her ass eaten like that. The assumption that someone would enjoy it or wants it is one of the biggest reasons for the existence of rape. She was wrong, very wrong, but it was that that made her realize WHY she was wrong and that's very important. Edit: Oops, wrong comment.


QuelThas

Nah she wemen so it's al' good


iJuvia

Guy is obviously being sarcastic, why is he getting a downvote storm, yall dont deserve his humor


Dispaze

well, uhm, there’s no /s!!!!!!!! how could anyone possibly tell that this is sarcasm???????


iJuvia

Now i understand why selecting traffic lights is what makes us human


Solaire534

The "wemen" part should have made it obvious


iJuvia

You tell 'em skeeter


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iJuvia

Username checks out


Aaron_505

Its like when a girl goes up to a little boy and say "aw they are a little cutie, when you get older ill come back for you♡" Now let a guy say that to a little girl


Drip______

That’s the whole plot in the movie Blank Check


Wide_Loss

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TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

I’m stealing this


DragonHoarder987

Someone should report her


BrilliantPrior2305

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AdministrativeWar594

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BrilliantPrior2305

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AdministrativeWar594

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BrilliantPrior2305

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AdministrativeWar594

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BrilliantPrior2305

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AdministrativeWar594

Damn this has reached a point of obscurity that I don't understand this meme. Touché


Worried_pet_Potato

Can someone hold my hand and pat me on the back and carefully tea-spoon feed knowledge to me so I can understand this?


AdministrativeWar594

I posted a meme notifying the poster of a meme I was stealing and downloading it for future use. Someone then posted a meme in response to take the meme back. I then posted the retaliating meme to let him know memes are public property. Then he basically posted a meme that states "YOU SEE WHAT THIS MF IS SAYING". So I responded with a popular helldivers 2 meme with the combination to drop a 500kg bomb on someone. I assume the naruto meme is an admission of defeat but I lost it from there.


MCP1291

She just did


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ArmourKnight

Nope, still rape.


AsilNibor

Seriously uncouth


Botto_Bobbs

This feels less like r/IAmTheMainCharacter and more like r/iamatotalpieceofshit


FloridaManInShampoo

Rape; noun: unlawful sexual activity, most often involving sexual intercourse, against the will of the victim through force or the threat of force or with an individual who is **incapable of giving legal consent** because of minor status, mental illness, mental deficiency, intoxication, **unconsciousness**, or deception.


lemonyprepper

Ok imma say it…. But it’s always the ones that look like that


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totse_losername

Sexual attack bitches making admissions off the shoulder of the road. I watched abuses come to light, like accidental admissions of rape. At that moment she regretted in real time, wishing it were buried in it, like tongues tied to the bed. Time to flee.


Stalinov

The woman is built like a refrigerator


Wholesome_Prolapse

Cold like one too. Imagine thinking rape is okay just because you’re a girl.


OldMan142

It's more common than you think, unfortunately. Even pop culture tends to not regard male consent very highly.


Sea_Photograph_3998

Her name is Perry.


BellySmash

she have fans? cause i can fix her


KombuchaBot

Appropriate, that's an alchohol made from pears


atherfeet4eva

I’d like to keep My meat in her


Neosantana

The wisdom tooth body type, like my buddy calls it


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bbmpianoo

💀


gagz118

I would imagine her parents are quite proud of her now.


Sailor_Twift_1

She looks like a lost cause from the beginning. I pray to God everyday that please don't give me a daughter. I can't see my blood dancing nude for internet incel validation. It's better to be childless.


Loserlosing666

Bro wtf


gagz118

Ummmm…. This is something you think and pray about daily? Yikes.


DooglyOoklin

this is weird.


Bigsmall-cats

incase anyone is curious or concerned many of this "street interviews" are scripted where the interviewed person will answer with something very stupid, controversial or straight up wrong answer theres been a few vids where the same person is asked in different interviews and most of the time its OF girls its all part of their plan, get attention either by rage or correction, the name of the OF girl gets advertised and so on


entomofile

I'm sincerely hoping that this is scripted, but uh.... I know rapists who have sounded just like this. They refuse to see it as a crime. It's way too believable for my comfort.


Crathsor

I think it is telling that all of these videos are clobbered with "fake" and "scripted" posts, but a video showing a woman admitting to rape is taken entirely seriously by the top few posts. Dudes are so willing to believe this.


thewinneroflife

You think a post about a man causally admitting that he sexually assaulted a woman wouldn't be taken at face value? 


Crathsor

Not in the same way. People wouldn't be willing to believe that a dude is openly entitled to do something like that. They might believe that he did it, but he wouldn't just brazenly say he did it in public.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

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AlphaBetaSigmaNerd

Lies


Kal-ElEarth69

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TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Also stealing this.


hEKZ-

I'm stealing this, thank you


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Happy cake day


ZombieLibrarian

But you powered through and still got the job done, didn’t you?


valuebuyer1234

Difficult but not impossible


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Stealing this


340Duster

Try harder


Poemhub_

Everything about this is absolutely disgusting. I have medical reasons why I don’t do back door stuff so to be physically powerless like that and to be violated in such a way would be traumatizing. I hope this goes viral and that woman’s life is never the same. For shame.


meatpopcycal

It’s fake


Poemhub_

I hope so, but prove it.


Acceptable_Willow276

Because you say so innit


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Doesn’t fit his head canon narrative… so yeah. He gave us a PowerPoint presentation last week about how this is the new company direction.


8l4z3_9

r/nothingeverhappens


Sufficient_Train9434

I would be uncomfortable with the fact someone was enjoying eating my ass..like maybe I’ve just had Taco Bell and it’s been and in and out of the bathroom night?! 


Louielouielouaaaah

I’ve had insane diarrhea for five days now.  Pretty sure if someone did this to me right now I’d actually feel worse for them than myself 


HugsandHate

Well, they'd clean you right up!


AdminsAreDim

Reddit daily reminder that if you have digestive issues after eating taco bell, then your regular diet is dogshit. Adults need 22-34 g of fiber per day. The item with the most fiber is the beef nachos bell grande with 13. Are you really eating 3 of those on your visit? Because that's what you'd need to get above your daily minimum fiber requirement. The average item had 4.6 grams, not including the junk that has zero fiber like cinnamon twists.  Fix your diet, eat a vegetable.


SonofSonofSpock

Yeah, I like taco bell since its has a fair amount of vegetarian options for a fast food place, but nothing there is challenging if you regularly have roughage.


Sufficient_Train9434

idk if you’re new to the internet or just real life in general but it’s a well known joke to talk about Taco Bell and having diarrhea. Chill out it’s not that deep.


DayTraditional2846

Same thing Riley Reid said about a guy she raped in high school. Except she didn’t say he enjoyed it, she said it wasn’t rape because he finished inside her.


HelloThere465

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HarrySRL

If this was a guy that done this it would go viral, but it’s a woman so most people don’t care or are jealous.


Alpha_jay777

I hope karma finds its way to her real soon


SloppyTwoHandTwist

Yikes


That-Constant7041

How to report a crime, step 1:


Shalom_pkn

Wtf


onitsuki28

It's okay if it happens to man guys because for some people man's value is low af.


AgileBarnacle8072

The classy broads in America today…


EquivalentSnap

Wow she even admitted it would be bad if the roles were reversed. I’m bet some comments were where guys are defending it


Flashy-Ad7640

Rapes are already under-reported — cases like this, critically so. *s.m.h.*


EH_1995_

I’ll never understand the appeal of eating ass as long as I live 💀


Gowalkyourdogmods

For me, it's less about eating the ass but the excitement that the gf is going to let me pound that ass afterwards.


atano4000

least obvious bait


Tionsity

It’s such a weird genre. Interviewing scantily clad women on the street at night and have them recite lines that are stupid, insane or both. And the interviewer always flips it like, “But what if a man did that?” Stirring up anger for no reason is such a sad way of making content.


SuperCamouflageShark

But unfortunately, as the old saying goes, "any attention is good attention". So if wild and crazy stuff brings in the clicks, so be it😕


totse_losername

On what basis is your whacky allegation that this couldn't possibly be real?


prespaj

This scenario could absolutely be real and it would be really sad for the men, who should press charges. However, it is well established that this is a content genre which is created for this specific purpose. If this is an example or not we cannot say, but it does exist.


totse_losername

Okay, thanks for the reasoned response 👍🏽


hello_there166

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Raddy_Chady

“it’s not bad because i’m a women”


Witty-Document-9419

Imagine a guy raping an other guy. The other guy get a boner.so now the first guy is not a rapist anymore? That not how it work.


Mrs-and-Mrs-Atelier

Rape is rape. But there’s been so much doubling down by men lately, seeing someone actually think it over and recognize their culpability was unexpected.


Ok-Celebration-1003

Who eats a man’s ass voluntarily gross lol


[deleted]

So it’s not rape if I think they enjoyed it. 📝


Obvious-Bullfrog-267

Damn one time in college I was drunk off my ass and had the spins. I was alone in this girl's dorm room with her and her friend (neither of which I had any attraction to) and I swear I thought I was about to be sexually assaulted. From my recollection they were talking about doing something but didn't actually do anything. I don't know, memory's hazy at best. Last time I hung out with them...


LifeguardSecret6760

she thought this was a flex?


Alkemian

"Rules for thee and not for me."


AlphaBetaSigmaNerd

I'll be honest, I'm good with that rule


Alkemian

As a man that was raped and 'enjoyed it', rape is still rape.


the_stupid_french

Me reading the title : oh boy the comment section will be a real warfare.


faith_bb_127

It’s fucked up doesn’t matter what gender is you are rape is still rape and sexual assault is still sexual assault


UncontrolledLawfare

Both the guys were asleep hard enough to be tied down? Mhm.


JBELL01290

2 big reasons why noone will care. smh


SydneySyd99

While they were sleeping? I think she said "passed out drunk" wrong.


ww3_general

Considering the obnoxiousness I see regularly, I'll give her props for admitting she fucked up instantly.


alter_furz

Do we in our society really talk about bad women? We talk about bad men so much that "men" and "bad" are almost associated. "oh so many men are worse" you think so because we are allowed to talk about that. bad women? you're not supposed to talk about that. well sugaroat that at least. she "had sex with", dont use her mugshot for the news, take her wedding photos, etc.


Bittle_Loobs

It's like as if she has no shame. She really needs to be shamed and locked up. What an awful disgusting woman!


Robbyrumpz

Nah dawg that’s RAPE. If I (a man) said that on camera I’d have swat at my door in an hour.


Shamar76

This is beyond main character. This is real main villain


-Puzzled-Case

She knows the answer already


Additional-Recover40

As a man that's been sexualy abused this is sickening and shows massive double standards


suneaterzeef0

this is horrifying. what a sick individual


[deleted]

Funny how this is suddenly unacceptable because it's not a man.


ToferLuis

The guys were probably dressing provocatively so they were pretty much asking for it. /s


hyionimaru

She casually admits to it because she knows she will never be held accountable.


deathcamp7

This was a poor attempt at humor , I think.


NeKakOpEenMuts

The guys could have just farted when they disagreed...


BlurryGraph3810

Pretty now. When I put my age-advancing goggles on, I see she is going to be an overweight lady who leans on her shopping cart in about 10-15 years. She wants to speak with your manager, too.


yotaz28

most real street interview


holaprobando123

It's funny how every time it's a woman that's a piece of shit it's fake. I guess it goes against a lot of people's narratives.


lostandlooking_

I see people claiming “fake” on almost every single video on Reddit, haven’t noticed any correlation to gender. People just think shit is fake because of how much fake shit they’ve seen.


QuelThas

Just be sceptical of everything you see and you good. Reddit posts included, especially the most upvoted ones which are usually the most unhinged shit I have ever heard. My boyfriend raped me... AITA???


holaprobando123

Go to r/justneckbeardthings and see how even the most obvious satire is considered to be 100% real, because sure, that's men they get to hate on.


D3wnis

The issue is that people call things real or fake depending on wether it reinforces their pre-determined views, not based on wether it seems real or fake.


holaprobando123

That's exactly what I'm saying.


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lostandlooking_

Yeah, obvious satire is commonly mistaken as real, people are also commonly claiming things are fake. Welcome to the internet.


SycoJack

There's also the fact that the story seems insanely implausible. It takes time to tie people up and it's not a gentle process that won't wake them up. Her and her friend might be able to overpower and tie up one guy. But I find it really hard to believe they're bagging two.


yotaz28

Most of the times a stereotypically hot woman in usually skimpy clothing coming up on your feed as a piece of shit about agonisingly obvious topics such as relationships, cheating, sex, money, or gender roles, its usually constructed rage bait content because guys like you eat it up like a starving peasant child and it gets them clicks.


MajesticallyBound

Of course she needs to wait for a guy to be unconscious. No conscious, sober man would touch that disgusting looking thing!


PM_ME_UR_GCC_ERRORS

This is the second video I've seen a bot crosspost from r/AllWierd2024.


wrigh2uk

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Femme0879

Please internet, please find her and get her fired from her job or something, I need to see justice of some kind of those poor dudes.


MothairsPackzi

https://preview.redd.it/b61prbqijd7d1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e665cc5581a9967c3b2acce827ab0ec363eb99ac


DWalk0713

She can't drop the mic... literally of figuratively.


AdministrativeWar594

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antrod24

Talk about having to much 2 drink


No_Subject_5069

What is wrong with people 😬


RedShinyButton

Bearing in mind that SA is inexcusable, I can't get the thought out of my head .... So so so many men don't wash their ass. Surprise ass eating, of a man specifically, is insane. When you get consent, the chances that his hole is not crusted over are considerably higher. When you throw in TWO men, the chances of at least one of them having their cheeks caked in shit is near 100%. In case someone doesn't understand...This is going from what I've heard from nurses, doctors and other women on the internets. Oh, and men themselves admitting it. "I'm sure it gets clean" is a phrase I've heard when asked if they wash their ass in the shower.


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

You need new male friends, that is nasty AF


RedShinyButton

It's hella nasty. And not one of my male friends has said they don't wash their ass thank goodness. After I heard about how few men wash their butts I asked my so. He said if you're not scrubbing every spoke, what are you even doing. And that's when I fell in love.


soft_white_yosemite

Tick tock motherf***er


Quanta96

If I’m asleep and someone starts tying me up I’m gonna wake up before I get flipped on my stomach.


entomofile

Not if you were drunk or drugged. Which these guys probably were.


Quanta96

Probably? Sheesh.


FicaNivea

https://preview.redd.it/seat4w86fb7d1.jpeg?width=181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb144aa34a952488fb9769e3fc38a7c78ec3a408


711WasA_Part-timeJob

I… I can fix her


_dfromthe6

Ngl she can eat my ass


pupbuck1

Who even is she


-Stupid_n_Confused-

Is she still an MC when it obviously never happened?


stone_henge

Obvious rage bait, you dumb fucking morons


KimuraXrain

I'd let them do it to me 🤷‍♂️


Zero_point_field

That's consent That's not rape.


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Sailor_Twift_1

Nah, that's a degenerate/Gen Z thing, not a woman one


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EquivalentSnap

It’s a incel tf2 about hating women blah blah. Real original


TheAdventOfTruth

To each his own but if I was one of those guys she did that to, I can’t say I would be upset.


Alpha_jay777

That's your own problem dude. The point here is that we shouldn't condone this kind of behavior unsolicited and non consented when the other gender goes to prison for even saying they'd do the same things.


TheAdventOfTruth

I not suggesting that we condone it. If someone is traumatized by it, I feel for them and I believe that no one should do that sort of thing. I am merely stating that I wouldn’t be upset by it. Honestly, I believe my attitude is healthier. If it happened to me, it wouldn’t affect me negatively. If it happened to someone else who would be bothered by it, they might need therapy. I would rather be me.


Alpha_jay777

You just voided the whole non consent argument. There should always be a form of consent before doing anything How is this so hard to understand ?


TheAdventOfTruth

That’s all it took to void the entire non-consent argument? Must not have been a very good argument. Each person has their own thoughts and feels on things like that. My opinion on it has nothing to do with yours. I once had a group of older women surround me when I was in my 20s and one of them grabbed my ass. It was some sort of bachelorette type party and I was their server at the banquet. Sexual assault? Absolutely. Did it bother me? No. They were just having fun. My lack of offense at that does NOT mean that they should have done it or that you, personally, if it happened to you, would also have to not be offended by it. I would argue that my attitude is a better one because I am not traumatized by it. It doesn’t faze me or affect me in the least except as a funny memory. It was also a minor thing. Different situations have different responses as well. If they had surrounded me and started taking my clothes off that would have warranted a different response on my part.


Ok_Store_1983

Ew. No one should be doing anything to your sleeping body, wtf


madwill

god damn people calm the fuck down. Very high chances there were no tears or sad feeling at all and both guys did actually conscent to being eaten. Someone that hangs out with her is plausibly a sexual person and it might be a highlight in their lives.


tmzspn

What if the roles were reversed


madwill

I mean what do you think that looked like? Do you think they were actually tied real hard and could not escape while yelling no and getting their ass eaten? You think they already had shibary ropes or handcuffs laying around enough to tie down two dudes? My girlfriend would absolutely love to be tied down and have her ass eaten. I feel the outrage bandwagon is winning over in this witch hunt for uno reverses.


tmzspn

I feel you have trouble remembering 27 second videos.


madwill

I feel you are way too happy with that rape witch hunt to allow for situations that aren't exactly bad. Bitch in this video had fun and stated that the guys had fun. But then the influencer and social media like reddit likes a good ol outrage.


tmzspn

I feel you are trying to shoehorn your current situation, which I hate to break it to you, isn’t all that unique, into someone else’s situation. But I guess this is a subreddit about thinking you are the main character, so carry on.


madwill

You completly lost me here. I would have enjoyed the conversation but turns out you a little bit too much of cunt to go on. I wish you the best. Sorry if that triggered something in ya. Let's go on with our ways. My position is that the original video "Uno Reverse" situation does not match 1-1 to men tying women up and looking at her vibe it was done in a fun way and not a threatning manner. I'd bet she can't even make a knot that would actually hold someone. But your point is valid and men can be raped. This just isn't looking at all like one of theses.


tmzspn

If you want people to know that you learned what Shibari is, make a post about it.


madwill

That's what you got stuck on? Damn... hearing your opinion was quite a lost of time. Yeah I don't know that we can connect. Again, take care and have fun.


tmzspn

That’s what you got stuck on. This is a post where someone acknowledges the irony of their position.


entomofile

You're the reason why men are afraid to report rape. "I bet you enjoyed it. I bet it was a highlight in your life.*" Fuck off.


milkasaurs

So.. what's her name?


tomspy77

Rapist


Sea_Photograph_3998

Well no it's not rape by definition but it is definitely sexual assault.


entomofile

If there's any penetration, it's rape in most jurisdictions. Putting a tongue in an anus is penetration.