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loveforthetrip

SUS


GABMAC2002002

Sistema Único de Saúde


Kapusi

Now thats sus


Separate-Marzipan-86

Vendo assim parece estranho mesmo ksksksks


vanessabh79

Nice reference


GABMAC2002002

Brazil is where SUS came from among us is just knocking off the origins of SUS.


Didigar_

Sistema Universitário Sabichão


Pottatto_Tomatto

Seu Último Suspiro


0203agames-

Seu Útero Suspeito


codenamegizm0

Sua uretra sexy


usermatts

Sou Um Safado


BudgetScore_

KLUX


ToranjaNuclear

Yeah that's Sistema Único de Saúde af


busdriverbuddha2

Yeah, and we're damn proud of him. Brazilian vaccination is first-class and our vaccination rates are ridiculously high.


GABMAC2002002

Ofc because if we don’t do the vaccine we go to the famous Fogueira. That’s the whole thing behind the festa junina kkkkkkk


Necessary-Reading605

Reality is even funnier https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccine_Revolt É noiz


GABMAC2002002

It’s the Portuguese fault if you think about it. They brought disease to the shores of Brazil. And this is how we dealt with. Brazil is the best. Now we have a Mascot racist against diseases


happy_panda_-u-

It's just me or we are a bunch of brazilians speaking english?


Intless

I mean, we shouldn't let our international friends outside of the conversation, right? That would be rude


Real_megamike_64

Que se foda os gringo


Intless

Verdade, pau no cu da gringaiada


iCougar_

Desconcordo ao contrário!


Capital-Blackberry-2

Obrivigado


faity5

English is a easy language to speak in comparrison to portuguese


Necessary-Reading605

A ra arranha a aranha , a aranha arranha a ra… Or AHAAHANYAARANYAAARANYAAHANYAAHA


Necessary-Reading605

That explains why I always call my gramps the wrong gender


faity5

How


Necessary-Reading605

Avo


faity5

Avô


JJ_Kazuhira

Lots of then learn for play video games or some shit, not brazilian exclusive thing of course.


useless_mlungu

Sou gringo naturalizado falando português... Pode ser?


roceroo44

The race he hates is the unvaxed


AfricaByTotoWillGoOn

>The total balance was 945 people arrested on Ilha das Cobras, 30 dead, 110 injured and **461 deported to the remote state of Acre.** You can't make this shit up, man. Brazil's history is wild.


AntonioBarbarian

What's worse than being sent to Brazil? Being sent to Acre.


Necessary-Reading605

Acre doesn’t exist


AfricaByTotoWillGoOn

Neither do those guys anymore


[deleted]

[удалено]


ComedorDePao3

Não toma vacina, na fogueira vai cair ainda


MorpheusDrinkinga4O

Who knew that all it would take is to dress up a guy as a KKK certified sperm cell.


busdriverbuddha2

You think people outside your country know what the KKK is? Or care?


Gloomy__Revenue

With such a well supported vaccination program…why not splurge on a mascot costume that doesn’t look like a serial killer’s disguise? /s


Luift_13

"First-class" is a bit of a stretch, there are *plenty* of problems with it, as does everything public in this country. But yes, the vaccination program does its job.


Professional_Ebb7832

Some cartoons and anime don't deserve live action


acostacos

That's sus


abrtrabuco

That's Zé Gotinha pra você, my friend.


begonetsunderes

José Vacinildo da Gotícula.


Necessary-Reading605

Droppy Joe


AfricaByTotoWillGoOn

Drippy Joe https://preview.redd.it/45m8essfax7d1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb1637a389bcdc99b52a2b01ce5782b206e898fd


casthecold

Shot Joe


Rough_Single

Joe Little Drip hahahaha


ABU_Barros

Na Expo 2020 em Dubai teve uma exposição sobre o SUS no stand do Brasil. O nome oficial do Zé Gotinha em Inglês é "Little Drop Joe". Infelizmente a realidade é melhor que o meme


Necessary-Reading605

Kkk+k. Don’t forget the 4th *k* my people! That’s how we write the equivalent of LoL


Own_Age431

Lil Dripy hahaha


auad

https://preview.redd.it/92zyuaeg4x7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dba54ff362d96c0ba2d1620c70f2e62652bb441


2samplet

Joseph Droppy


RiyoshiNjap

Lil Jo Droplet


theCOMBOguy

Lil Droplet


4chieve

kkkkkkkkk


lucassuave15

KKK\*


zhaoao

Korean laughter


GABMAC2002002

Nah bro Korea stole the laughter from us. Kdrama was also stolen from Brazilian novela


Jakevader2

Nothing was stolen if you still have everything


Skindreds1

Pov issue


abrazilianinreddit

We don't have the gold that Portugal stole >:(


___Cirs___

True


stephmendes

Tinham que achar aquele mascote de testículo de alguma cidade do interior 🤣


GABMAC2002002

Eu n só achei mas eu já tomei as gotinhas dele kkkkkkkk


stephmendes

GZUIZ


GABMAC2002002

Vai falar que nenhuma criança br nunca tomou as gotinhas dele. Kkkkkkk


Ok-Drop7660

Lá ele kkkkk


stephmendes

Vc quer dizer Zé Gotinha, não [Zé Escrotinho](https://g1.globo.com/mg/vales-mg/noticia/2013/05/aapec-usa-mascote-sr-testiculos-durante-campanhas-em-minas-gerais.html) né? 🧍‍♀️


schedulle-cate

É o que, bicho?


justanotherfkup

O Minduka?


ModoBerserker

Confesse, todo mundo aqui e Br falando em inglês


FreshConstruction629

É, mas, o ponto é mostrar coisas estranhas e engraçadas q acontece no Brasil pra mostrar pros nossos parças gringos


iCougar_

Kkkkkk fico feliz com o alto nível de inglês dos nossos manos br


abrazilianinreddit

Sorry, I don't speak spanish


Unoriginalbtch

Seu nome sendo "abrazilianinreddit" só deixa melhor KKKKKK


L0RD_VALMAR

That’s joe droplet


raduannassar

Mascote é o caralho, meu nome agora é Zé Gotinha, porra!


PastaVictor

kid no have time to be scared of vaccine when more scared of vaccine-man, great success


JLeonsarmiento

Vaccine against what? (only wrong answers)


Tamareira568

Against racism


poeiradasestrelas

I wish!


JLeonsarmiento

watered down K.K.K.-zinho drops


NeriosVag

Against ghosts


FXandrew

Against the machine


Hfingerman

Serious answer, it's the polio vaccine.


JLeonsarmiento

Only wrong answers allowed.


Pottatto_Tomatto

We call him *Zé Gotinha* or *Joseph Lil Drop* for gringos


GABMAC2002002

O nome do Stalin era Zé Stalin?


CoPikas10

Joseph Stalin = José Stalin = Zé Stalin. Stalin era um apelido que significa AÇO, ou seja, Zé de Aço.


[deleted]

Zé Serralheiro, nome de vereador de cidade pequena.


schedulle-cate

We terrorize our children when they are very young so they are always aware of their surroundings. You're not raised, you're trained.


Sufficient-Leg-7529

Gasparzinho, é você? 🤣


itazrayanaandtyana

Não... ... É O PENADINHO


Sufficient-Leg-7529

😂


bromix_o

sus indeed


Due-Bus-8915

Didn't know the kkk expanded out of usa


GABMAC2002002

Yeah it just changed and name and purpose now it’s SUS and they are racist against bacteria’s


Due-Bus-8915

Those dam bacterias always ruining things haha


MrLobsterful

They took our jobs


Due-Bus-8915

They terk er jabs


Buy-Fine

In Brazil, KKK symbolizes cure.


Sad-Comment-2392

![gif](giphy|aZy6aYsA7bXaUgeXQ5|downsized)


itazrayanaandtyana

Sistema Único de Saúde


hellfire13

yeah that's our guy.


Dorkits

OH YEAH! LETS GO SUS!


theblueLepidopteran

Sangue de Jesus tem poder


1rbryantjr1

Why are they vaccinating the kids eyeball??


GenkotsuZ

It’s easier than penetrating the kids arm with a needle


FeronBlademage

Quem rir com "kkk" já sabe né...


[deleted]

Kkk sus


DMC_diego

Famous "Joseph Little Drop"! 💪🥰 We don't pay, not even a penny, to get vaccined for any disease humankind known the vaccine.


itazrayanaandtyana

Btw, he's married in- cartoon https://preview.redd.it/obl8234wmy7d1.png?width=260&format=png&auto=webp&s=9529cafb9969fb14892fe863512d4b84fcfd0934


average_brazilian221

Man, zé gotinha live action seems like an klu Klux Klan mascot. Hahahaha


joa-kolope

Kkkkkkkkk


gmazzia

Droplet Joe!


MrWrodgy

Lil' Droppy Joe


Fidozo15

Nathan Belford Forrest?


negadoleite

His name is Zé Gotinha (Joe Lil' Drop)


ragaresubureno

The KKK took my disease away


ImTalkingGibberish

Wasnt him blue in the past?


Own_Age431

Meio sus


Own_Age431

Lil dropy


samurai_410

famoso Zé KKK


RexRyderXXX

Looks like Sperm Man or something hahah. Wtf


[deleted]

Now open your mouth.


Dale_Wardark

https://preview.redd.it/tx248p98px7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e068bc03e667c20fc6ab1dc44cd6decbf85bc4e2


Tamareira568

Nice reference


alexandre212nog

Little Drop Jose


Cintrao

"where is the zé gotinha" - squid


Hubi522

sus ku klux klan


Siam_man

I thought that was the Klan member


[deleted]

His name is literally sus


GeGeralt

Joseph Droplet


Silkylewjr

Your friendly neighborhood kkk


vitoandorini

Kkk


SlamCakeMasta

That’s my kind of rally


Large-Ad5176

Vaxx or burn on cross. At least he gives a choice


Mistermail

Mãe, why does the vaccine man sound like Tio?


Great_Examination_16

"Behave and get the shot or the KKK guy with lynch you"


contraflop01

Hey at least it works


Lazy_eye23

Kkk with extra steps


CaiqueVP

Grande mascote José Pingos


No_Manufacturer4451

![gif](giphy|BgAhfkya59lNHLNp1w)


SamFMorgan

Zé gotinha tá parecendo o Ku Klux Klan ksksksku


owzleee

I LOVE HAVING VACCINES VIA MY FUCKING EYELIDS WHAT THE


AngelNextToTheRakes

I feel like I ain't welcome in his neighbourhood 💀


marcos_coutinho

CADE O ZE GOTINHA ????


Besen99

When you want to boost your citizens morale but everything is closed


Purple_Customer1570

Oh god, why does it exist it's so flipping creepy


Sleepyfox_88

Looks Like a member of KKK xD


far_in_ha

They are the same picture


lone_wolf_9

🤣🤣🤣🤣


PI_Dude

In USA they have another name, when they wear such clothes.


Puglord_11

Nobody said cum yet??


Deuxcartes

"good reference"


ffftttsss

Kkk


ToniMarino

zef droppey


gabsramalho

Now you know why Brazilians laugh online with KKKKK


fernandodandrea

Droplet Seph


Fallout76Boyoffical

Looks like the kkk


InkRicardoYT

O que um membro do KKK tá fazendo aí ?


Cautious-Original-46

I swear in my childhood he seemed more friendlier


-TheGothfather-

r/AccidentalRacism


Goldenface007

The mouth hole really saves it.


Davityo2

Muito engraçado KKK


Davityo2

Ku Sus Klan


leo_perk

It looks like they ran out of budget when it came to make a costume. No hate intended, but I'd probably be scared of him as a kid


Doctor_Thomson

Huh… didn’t knew that the KKK had a rebranding recently


whiteingale

That’s why they say kkkkkkkk while laugh.


WurdaMouth

Hey, my dad and his friends had that same costume growing up! Very cool!


Pink_Gunslinger03

Give us a pass. Our budget is limited, but Zé Gotinha is beloved by children and adults alike.


Orcbenis

highkey sus


vinte_cadente_re

Zé gatinha da KKK


victorspc

Joseph, the lil droplet


jeff_likes_bread_120

And my friends from the UK still ask me why I'm afraid of getting vaccinated... They will never understand...


Southern_Reason_2631

If you hold still you will get a burning cross as a Gift.


Breadd007

Kit Kat Klub


Mavelusbr

Ned droplet


kRe4ture

Kinda looks like naval anti-flash gear


ComfortableManager90

KKK


Bitter_Commercial319

Semen Man


BrasiIBall

Quem deu três K pro Zé Gotinha?


luizaolly

Parece aqueles cara ku klux klan


Lazy-Inside9789

Ainda bem que existe o SUS, não entendo os brasileiros que clamam pela extinção do SUS. Nosso sistema de vacinação é referência mundial e em decorrência da eficiência do programa de vacinação estabelecido no Brasil uma série de doenças graves foram erradicadas. Concordo que o cosplay do Zé Gotinha parece um membro idiota da KKK, os nazis norte-americanos.


Gilgamesh2000000

Hell yeah brother


Intelligent_Row_6656

KKK for kids


GABMAC2002002

Kool Kids Klub