bhai mai 10 saal pehle iska hater tha fir maine ise subscribe kiya aur mai aaj google ka ceo ban gaya ,all credit goes to him .thanks for giving me motivation .
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Bhai ne sahi hee kaha, kyun ki agar sabkoi rat race mein daurega, tabh toh oversaturation ho jaayega na? Engineering mat karo, magar aisa kuch karo jahan par actually Physics aur Chemistry aur Math se kaam aaye
B. Tech doesn't even need chem to begin with
bhai mai engineering isliye kar raha hu kyuki mujhe innovation pasand hai , creativity ki jaroorat hai, degree ki nahi, job mile na mile paisa toh aate jaate rahega, par bhai marne se pehle at least 2 -3 topic pe aisi research karni hai ki wo kisi book me chap jaye , ya fir mai hi khud uspe book likhu.
hol up
research + engineering? applied research krna chahte ho ya fundamental research?.....also ye to us momint ho gya, research instis k liye try kr rhe ho ya nhi?
i still donno if really wanna do research , but if i get into iit , i will get my hand on research as well.
but tht doesn't even matter though, research toh mai hobby ke liye krna chahta hu, i hav too many hobbies, har ek cheez pe haath marna chahta hu.
like i'm really fucked up in my head, i wanna do research , astrophysics , psychology , engineering , writing fiction, content creation , music and a lot.. but i am sure i am not dying without doing all these.
i just like being creative and different , toh ofc engineering and research are my top priorities.
idk,
ai me interest hai , ya fir micro-electronics
agar cse me ai nahi mila toh , i'd like to go for cloud computing and software development and create smtg original
i don't really know, kuch branch mile, agar innovation me scope hai, least know branch hai to uspe kaam karne me aur maza aayega,
bas civil na mining na mil jaye
My preferred branch is Electrical or ECE to be more precise but I will choose any branch except CSE and IT It may be due to my father but my idea of engineering was always more of a hands-down experience making designs, prototypes, etc. I know you can do that with codes too but still also if I can I would like to do my master's at IISC too IIT has never been much of my dream but IISC is Lekin uske liye padhai ghanta kuch nahi kar rha 
bhai mera exam hai 20 din me jee ka, pichli baar 78%ile thi, fir bhi kuch nahi padha, boards me 75% ke bhi wande hai, padhai me man hi nahi lagta, bekar ki baate karta rehta aur logo se jhoot bolte rehta hu. bhai remember inaction is slow death. all the best for u.
Yeh chuttiye hote haina 2 saal pehle madarchod hame engineering mein bhar diya ab saale kehne lag gaye engineering mat karo abe behenchod hamne fail hokar ro ro kar finally socha ki ab basic se engineering ki har cheez seekhunga 12th ke baad bohot randirona hogaya start kara plan par ab saala engineer hi mat bano haa prime minister ban jaun bsdk competition nahinhai waha sirf modi hai arre behenchod har school mein science ke jitne section hote hain commerce humanities ke milla kar nahi hote ek toh marwa kar science li ab jab engineering ko apni biwi maan chuka tha samjhota karke relationship therapy lera tab yeh behen ke lode aakar kehre engineering mat kar tuja aaicha
matlab mai engineering chodh ke ghar pe baith ke sanlakp ke videos dekhu, raat din dekhu binge watch karu aur ek din aise hi elon musk ko overtake karunga
bro is simply trying to create FOMO! that only he can guide and give u career advice otherwise youll be jobless for the rest of ur life! 
He is right about the skill thing. Cause whether you do engineering or not, it shouldn't stop you from acquiring skills and making a good portfolio. The college really assists in the helping you do more projects and get some form of work experience and exposure of the industries you might possibly work in. So yeah, ENGINEERING karo aur kisi ACHE COLLEGE se karo.
Abhi kuch bolunga to vivad hojayega
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Iss baat Mai truth toh hai to an extent, kyuki without proper skillsets and projects you won't stand out from an already huge competition when it comes to placements so that is important in college aside from the base raw academia that exists
Aree bc college me jakr vlogging party etc bkchudiya kroge toh jhaant kuch nhi milega ,
Yes but top college me tumhe opportunity jrur milegi ab vo tumhare skills , grades etc pe depend krta he ,
Imagine kro tumhe koi company 10-12lakh jaise packages kyu deng jbki tumne pure 4 saal college me kuch nhi kiya
\[Please help\]I study in Allen . chemistry teacher of my Allen brach is absolutely shit . I or probably almost whole class don't understand anything he teach and I don't want to repeat my mistake of studying from YouTube (whenever I tried to study online I get distracted and waste my time ) so I think only logical option left to understand organic is to study theory from a book ( I tried to study from cengage but I find it's theory to complicated for someone very beginner in organic like me ) . Please recommend me some good organic book for theory only for JEE for somewhat beginner like me (beside NCERT) .
Ye bkl apne original channel me jee crack karne ka Gyan chodta hai aur apne 2nd channel me bol ra engineering mat Karo Pehele channel se mast paisa chap ra
Guys can y'all help me out I am in deep trouble..
So i want to pursue jee as my career option, I think I am above average student as I am expecting 98% in class 10 . So i want to crack jee, so how many books I should do with modules and which coaching I should join, I am thinking of joining aakash as my coaching and i scored 99% in icast so i am fairly intelligent they said,
bhn ke laude sun, itna he gand me guda hai na toh jaa rotational mechanics padhle youtube se max to max 10 lectures ka hoga aur fir jee adv ke pyqs utha lio , khud pata lag jaega ki jee jab gand marta hai toh 10th ke marks nahi dekhta
sach bas ye hai ki tu chutiya hai, tujhe abhi lag rah ki tera jee araam se niklega. Sun boards me hazaro bachhon ke 98 ke upar aate hai tu wo laake apni gand chamka rah yaha pe (abhi aaye bhi nhi) fir tu 94.8 %ile wale bande ki mehnat ko kam bata rah without knowing shit about jee ki kaise recent times me it has became a luck based exam.
Dekh bhai ek hi advice dunga ki change your attitude towards life.
"jee as my career option" bhai jee ko career mat bana nhi toh zindagi bhar jee hi deta rahega. And being intelligent doesn't mean shit in this exam. It's a test of speed and strong work ethic.
bhai 10th marks doesn't matter. I have even seen a friend who got 99% in 10th get only 90 percentile in mains. Imo, only modules from reputed coaching is enough. offline coaching centre is recommended.
I can't tell about aakash. I'm from resonance. Just do your coaching material. Its more than sufficient. blackbook and all is higher level than jee adv. Its unnecessary. Just focus on solving all questions in modules. Also don't try to finish syllabus early. Worst mistake i did in 11th. Just focus on completing the chapter properly. Quality over quantity. Had to grind my ass revising 11th properly in 12th.
bhai mai 10 saal pehle iska hater tha fir maine ise subscribe kiya aur mai aaj google ka ceo ban gaya ,all credit goes to him .thanks for giving me motivation .
Arre Sundar Pichai aap. Thodi tips dedo 
tips.... 
Jaake tip do sankalp ka
Bhai isko civil lene ke liye kisne bola tha xD
iski rank ne
alec daddy
Khud fail hone waala hun toh engineering ko hi bakwaas bolke nikal leta hun koi kuch nhi kahega
Pahele khud karle ropper hu ,subscribe karne se tu meri kya hi skill dev kar paega
Iss chitiua ko khud 9k rank me mili thi
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Bhai ne sahi hee kaha, kyun ki agar sabkoi rat race mein daurega, tabh toh oversaturation ho jaayega na? Engineering mat karo, magar aisa kuch karo jahan par actually Physics aur Chemistry aur Math se kaam aaye B. Tech doesn't even need chem to begin with
Hes right but isko kisne bola civil lene ke liye then crying about placements 
He is out of line.But he's right
Bhai keh rahe hai ki engineering mat karo aur mera channel dekho?
Engineering na karo wali bat toh ajib h but yeah skills related advice sahi keh rha h
Ghar ka bada beta hu
BKL ka khudka back laga hua hai college mein or bc Gyan pel rha hai chutiya saala
back ka bhi back lag gaya bhai abb to
bhai mai engineering isliye kar raha hu kyuki mujhe innovation pasand hai , creativity ki jaroorat hai, degree ki nahi, job mile na mile paisa toh aate jaate rahega, par bhai marne se pehle at least 2 -3 topic pe aisi research karni hai ki wo kisi book me chap jaye , ya fir mai hi khud uspe book likhu.
hol up research + engineering? applied research krna chahte ho ya fundamental research?.....also ye to us momint ho gya, research instis k liye try kr rhe ho ya nhi?
i still donno if really wanna do research , but if i get into iit , i will get my hand on research as well. but tht doesn't even matter though, research toh mai hobby ke liye krna chahta hu, i hav too many hobbies, har ek cheez pe haath marna chahta hu. like i'm really fucked up in my head, i wanna do research , astrophysics , psychology , engineering , writing fiction, content creation , music and a lot.. but i am sure i am not dying without doing all these. i just like being creative and different , toh ofc engineering and research are my top priorities.
chetan bhagat mil gya gaizzz jokes aside, atb to you
bhai meri insult mat kar , mere saamne ye chetan bhagat kon hai? lol thanks bro, same to u. wish u a happy married life.
in other countries , engineering = passion, innovation, research etc in India , engineering = 25lpa package
it's sad, but true
Same bhai kaunsi branch preferred hai waise
idk, ai me interest hai , ya fir micro-electronics agar cse me ai nahi mila toh , i'd like to go for cloud computing and software development and create smtg original i don't really know, kuch branch mile, agar innovation me scope hai, least know branch hai to uspe kaam karne me aur maza aayega, bas civil na mining na mil jaye
All the best bro
thanks bro wht abt u?
My preferred branch is Electrical or ECE to be more precise but I will choose any branch except CSE and IT It may be due to my father but my idea of engineering was always more of a hands-down experience making designs, prototypes, etc. I know you can do that with codes too but still also if I can I would like to do my master's at IISC too IIT has never been much of my dream but IISC is Lekin uske liye padhai ghanta kuch nahi kar rha 
bhai mera exam hai 20 din me jee ka, pichli baar 78%ile thi, fir bhi kuch nahi padha, boards me 75% ke bhi wande hai, padhai me man hi nahi lagta, bekar ki baate karta rehta aur logo se jhoot bolte rehta hu. bhai remember inaction is slow death. all the best for u.
phir india me kyu kar rahe ho aap
paisa nahi hai , aur bhai mai social anxiety wala bandha hu , waha jaate hi mar jaunga
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Yeh chuttiye hote haina 2 saal pehle madarchod hame engineering mein bhar diya ab saale kehne lag gaye engineering mat karo abe behenchod hamne fail hokar ro ro kar finally socha ki ab basic se engineering ki har cheez seekhunga 12th ke baad bohot randirona hogaya start kara plan par ab saala engineer hi mat bano haa prime minister ban jaun bsdk competition nahinhai waha sirf modi hai arre behenchod har school mein science ke jitne section hote hain commerce humanities ke milla kar nahi hote ek toh marwa kar science li ab jab engineering ko apni biwi maan chuka tha samjhota karke relationship therapy lera tab yeh behen ke lode aakar kehre engineering mat kar tuja aaicha
Baki sab toh theek hai lekin subscribe krne se help kaise ho rahi hai !!! Content toh college walo k liye nahi dalta vo 
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yeh fully exposed hai bhai
Kab hua
matlab mai engineering chodh ke ghar pe baith ke sanlakp ke videos dekhu, raat din dekhu binge watch karu aur ek din aise hi elon musk ko overtake karunga
Arre toh bc IITM voh bache hue 23% meh kuch startup founders hai, kuch foreign studies wale and kuch shivam nicum jese hai
Ye sab bol ke logo kor or chutiya banao , engineering nea karunga to kya karu , baki degrees kar ke kya 100 percent placement hota hai?!
Condom invented after his parents furst night
Ye saala apne baare me kyu bta rha h?
bro is simply trying to create FOMO! that only he can guide and give u career advice otherwise youll be jobless for the rest of ur life! 
He is right about the skill thing. Cause whether you do engineering or not, it shouldn't stop you from acquiring skills and making a good portfolio. The college really assists in the helping you do more projects and get some form of work experience and exposure of the industries you might possibly work in. So yeah, ENGINEERING karo aur kisi ACHE COLLEGE se karo.
Abhi kuch bolunga to vivad hojayega https://preview.redd.it/d87o9tu77znc1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e957f518b61bae771fd45b1ef9e3e73cf5834276
reminder this guy is taking civil .
Iss baat Mai truth toh hai to an extent, kyuki without proper skillsets and projects you won't stand out from an already huge competition when it comes to placements so that is important in college aside from the base raw academia that exists
"IIT Madras mai 77% placement hua hai" Yeh bhi dekh kitne log shiven jaise honge Jo vaha Bina kisi merit kai hai, unki placement vaise bhi nahi lagegi
Aree bc college me jakr vlogging party etc bkchudiya kroge toh jhaant kuch nhi milega , Yes but top college me tumhe opportunity jrur milegi ab vo tumhare skills , grades etc pe depend krta he , Imagine kro tumhe koi company 10-12lakh jaise packages kyu deng jbki tumne pure 4 saal college me kuch nhi kiya
\[Please help\]I study in Allen . chemistry teacher of my Allen brach is absolutely shit . I or probably almost whole class don't understand anything he teach and I don't want to repeat my mistake of studying from YouTube (whenever I tried to study online I get distracted and waste my time ) so I think only logical option left to understand organic is to study theory from a book ( I tried to study from cengage but I find it's theory to complicated for someone very beginner in organic like me ) . Please recommend me some good organic book for theory only for JEE for somewhat beginner like me (beside NCERT) .
Ye bkl apne original channel me jee crack karne ka Gyan chodta hai aur apne 2nd channel me bol ra engineering mat Karo Pehele channel se mast paisa chap ra 
Khudki baat kar raha
He had me in the first half.
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Guys can y'all help me out I am in deep trouble.. So i want to pursue jee as my career option, I think I am above average student as I am expecting 98% in class 10 . So i want to crack jee, so how many books I should do with modules and which coaching I should join, I am thinking of joining aakash as my coaching and i scored 99% in icast so i am fairly intelligent they said,
itna he bolunga ki gand lagne wali hai ready rehna
Bhaiya i think I am intelligent student i can do class 11th easily
canon event
Bhai tune mujhe meri yaad dilaadi. Mai bhi 2 saal pehle aisa hi sochta tha
So bhaiya in which iit you are
bhn ke laude sun, itna he gand me guda hai na toh jaa rotational mechanics padhle youtube se max to max 10 lectures ka hoga aur fir jee adv ke pyqs utha lio , khud pata lag jaega ki jee jab gand marta hai toh 10th ke marks nahi dekhta
Ise saal 1st attempt diya hu 94.8%ile h
Itna km kaise bhaiya Mere yaha to mere bhaiya and didi ne iit Rorkhee aur guwahati aram se crack kr liya phle attempt me
bhai jab yahi chutiyap karna hai to advice mat manga karo kya pata 2 saal baad tu hi gand marwa ke baith jaye aur tere 94 bhi na ban paye
Sach bol diya to bura lg rha h apko Baki apki marzi
sach bas ye hai ki tu chutiya hai, tujhe abhi lag rah ki tera jee araam se niklega. Sun boards me hazaro bachhon ke 98 ke upar aate hai tu wo laake apni gand chamka rah yaha pe (abhi aaye bhi nhi) fir tu 94.8 %ile wale bande ki mehnat ko kam bata rah without knowing shit about jee ki kaise recent times me it has became a luck based exam. Dekh bhai ek hi advice dunga ki change your attitude towards life.
"jee as my career option" bhai jee ko career mat bana nhi toh zindagi bhar jee hi deta rahega. And being intelligent doesn't mean shit in this exam. It's a test of speed and strong work ethic.
bhai 10th marks doesn't matter. I have even seen a friend who got 99% in 10th get only 90 percentile in mains. Imo, only modules from reputed coaching is enough. offline coaching centre is recommended.
Is aakash good, blackbook enough And i also want to cover entire class 11th syllabus till November
I can't tell about aakash. I'm from resonance. Just do your coaching material. Its more than sufficient. blackbook and all is higher level than jee adv. Its unnecessary. Just focus on solving all questions in modules. Also don't try to finish syllabus early. Worst mistake i did in 11th. Just focus on completing the chapter properly. Quality over quantity. Had to grind my ass revising 11th properly in 12th.
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