You just have to be a man, get up, work out, eat healthy and just have to be a man, get up, work out, eat healthy and just have to be a man, get up, work out, eat healthy just have to be a man, get up, work out, eat healthy. And UFC.
Three fucking hours.... I don't listen to any of them anymore.
Or at best they are listenable once.
Joe has back on a lot of people that really are not special and don't need 3hrs to talk about their own "specialty" because it was covered the first time.. and certainly don't need to hear their random thoughts on the cultural or political issues of the day.
His stichk is "I wake up 4.30 am everyday" that and his seal experience is the only thing he has.
I worked with a vet once and he Says he also wakes up 4am everyday cause it was a habit he never kicked when he left the military.
There isn't much to jocko
David Goggins still does stuff like firefighting, running ultramarathons, and beefing with Dan Crenshaw so at least he offer something
Jocko doesn't offer much
Well apparently working for a living is easy. It's not a hard life until you workout, Sauna and ice bath that you're truly conquering your inner bitch.
Here that 3rd shift workers? Roofers and kitchen workers? You habnt experienced difficulty until you relax..errr...endure in a $3,000 sauna. That's true hard life!
Why do so many Americans see financial status as a kind of litmus test for how disciplined and good at life you are?
As an Australian born into old wealth it just seems like such a bizarre outlook to me - being in my kind of situation for instance, born into a position where you can be comfortably funnelled into a lucrative career that’s best suited to you, engineering in my case, that’s really hard to fail at if you don’t have to sweat about anything else to get by, and have connections for internships that make the transition from university to work very easy - that kind of road makes you be seen as soft in our culture. And it’s something I often get shit for from my mates who did so much more to get to where they were compared to myself, who just needed to show up to do what I’m good at and just not shit the bed essentially.
But I feel like if I was born in America under the exact same circumstances I’d probably also be elevated by my peers and surrounding culture to this kind of position of pseudo disciplined manliness, in the way the people of these kinds of ‘success stories’ tend to be, which seems ridiculous to me.
Having a lot of capital to work with and insulate you from hardship, and the luxury to choose and pursue with zero distractions the career that’s the path of least resistance to a comfortable life for you, doesn’t really make you tough or disciplined. If anything it just allows you to have a lot of room to get away with lacking these kinds of virtues and still get by well.
I know Americans don’t really care about what Australians think, but just my two cents.
His leadership dissemination is pretty on point but nothing revolutionary.
I feel like he's probably a decent, well meaning dude. At least Maybe he was.
It's pretty disappointing to see him go down the supplement shtick and hosting right wing nuttery on his podcast.
I unsubsidized from his sphere a couple years ago
Waking up at 3 in the morning is easy, when all you have to do is talk into a microphone for a few hours and go to bed at 8pm. His advice is useless for the Average person
No it’s not. Every diet and life coach and investment firm are going to sell you that their regiment and their positions are superior. People out their may be trying to find something that works for them. Jocko’s up and at it mentality isn’t for you. Ok… cool. But it might be for some. I find that my new early schedule does wonders for me. 10 hours a day but when I get home I have time still, I feel, to get things done.
So true. People like that have zero regard for guys who work 12 hour shifts and swing shift. Basically anyone in the automotive industry or any type of industry in america.. guaranteed 12 hour shifts. Oh but you’re a pussy if you don’t wake up at 3 am and do a kettlebell workout
Some anger from those who don’t want to take control of their lives. He is a lot busier than the average person and successful in a lot of areas. Don’t be upset you can’t keep up. Be upset you’re not out there finding the limits of your own capabilities
Plenty of people work hard and grind. They just don't have the same.luxuries and connections these folks have. Can we stop pretending that working out is particularly hard. Like, its honestly a reward same with a sauna and bjj.
Oh ya what a terrible message. Work hard and be good to others. What a loser Jocko is geez. You're definitely a better, more hard working, and overall better human being and greater addition to society than Jocko? Good job Boof, you hate someone you've never met because their views don't align with yours.
Band name ideas:
Elk Meat and the Dog
Hey Jaimie
Young Jamie
Jew Jitsu (Jewish band)
A Hundred Percent
A Buddy of Mine
We're Just apes
The Store
Stem Cell
Glad to hear it. With all the haters on this sub and in this thread, it's almost rare to see genuine praise.
They wouldn't necessarily be my first choice, and I don't know too much about Jocko other than listening to him a few times on his or other podcasts, but I would be pretty happy with that ticket.
They are clearly both very decent and reasonable people with their heart in the right place, and not caught up in the insane tribalism or cult ideology that is destroying our society.
She also supports Modi, the extreme right wing Hindu nationalist prime minister of India and supports all the fucked up shit he says/does against Muslims.
She's like Hilary but brown.
Mahalo and the Meatheads
That’s a good one!
🔥🔥🔥🍍🥩 that’s fantastic, well done
LOL
RUN DMT
I missed by one letter :(
Already taken
https://open.spotify.com/artist/2aGTpcYU6YNOvgy50RqPqh
This one
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Is that a shirt? It will be
I have that shirt. It was released by DJ Qberts brand like 15 years ago
Best dj out there
Rage against the vaxine
Joe Rogan was about to get the limited edition Janssen vaccine
Damn that's good 🏆🍺
They Might Not Be Giants
The Marshal Suffers Band
🥇
30 seconds to SARS
Snow White and the Two Dwarfs
Aloha Eiffel Tower
High five!
Five feet of fury
Tulsi and the Blowhards
Jocko makes so much more sense once you realize he's 5 foot 7
I thought the same. Looked at it and I was thinking, if Joe’s a well known 5’5 then how bloody tall is Jocko?
That’s nice dear. Are you subtly hinting that you would tower over them all being 5 foot 7 **and a half**
Found another manlet!
You’re clinging to something to keep your chins up and I admire that.
It seems to comfort you to think so, and it costs me nothing to let you have that.
I for one, admire your charity work
*AM I NOT MERCIFUL?*
I always found his way of communicating so cringey and try hard. This comment makes total sense.
Marshall and the Heavies
The 5'6".ers.
The nine, 11 deniers?
System of a Clown
Perfect
🤡 😂
The Marshall Tucker Carlson Band
Marshall and The May I's
One Girl Two Cucks.
Jocko seems more of a “I am the one who cucks” typa guy though
That would make said person, the cuck? I'm actually not 100% sure...source: looking to provide the dong in the relationship
If you cuck somebody, that somebody is being cucked, and you are doing the cucking (ie, the cucker).
Total cuckee mindset
Is Jocko also a tiny person ? I had no idea. Wow.
Nah it’s just the camera angle. Very good trickery on joe’s part.
Google says he's 5'11, so I'm going with the inch lying rule and calling his height a 5'10
rage with the machine
This one seems accurate
This is the most accurate. Three people who probably consider themselves rebels... who pretty consistently side with machine.
People who scroll down reddit hitting downvote on every comment are the same people who install cameras in their rental property bathrooms
Low key love this
Tulsi and the fudge packers. Hit single “my nipples are long (good)”
Fuckin Christ I laughed and farted
Tulsi and the Entirely Possibles
2 and half Men
The Buff Nerds and the Hot Grifter edit: I think "The Buff Autists and the Hot Grifter" works even better
Ace Of Based
Joe was like, "Do the low angle so people can't tell I'm the shortest of the three"
Honeyhoney
Is jokko that short?! 😂
Pretty sure that’s just Puscifer.
carina is hotter
The Presidents of the United States of Merica.
The Shills
The stooges (Russian)
Maui Spit-Roast
ugh Jocko has the worst most boring episodes by far
You just have to be a man, get up, work out, eat healthy and just have to be a man, get up, work out, eat healthy and just have to be a man, get up, work out, eat healthy just have to be a man, get up, work out, eat healthy. And UFC. Three fucking hours.... I don't listen to any of them anymore.
Just be a man. Get up. Eat healthy. Work out four hours a day because you have no job. Be a man.
I can’t stand any of the works-out-for-a-living people Joe has on his show.
yeah any of the fitness/military/hunting guests are unlistenable
Or at best they are listenable once. Joe has back on a lot of people that really are not special and don't need 3hrs to talk about their own "specialty" because it was covered the first time.. and certainly don't need to hear their random thoughts on the cultural or political issues of the day.
You definitely aren't carrying the boats
They're too busy carrying water.
that's right, my boat is on a trailer
And if it falls off the trailer? Huh? Ever thought about that?
...good
Jocko “In Ramadi” Willink
His own podcast is actually great. At least when he covers interesting books and guests.
His stichk is "I wake up 4.30 am everyday" that and his seal experience is the only thing he has. I worked with a vet once and he Says he also wakes up 4am everyday cause it was a habit he never kicked when he left the military. There isn't much to jocko David Goggins still does stuff like firefighting, running ultramarathons, and beefing with Dan Crenshaw so at least he offer something Jocko doesn't offer much
I wake up at 2:30 or 3am every morning (for work) can I grift off that?
Well apparently working for a living is easy. It's not a hard life until you workout, Sauna and ice bath that you're truly conquering your inner bitch. Here that 3rd shift workers? Roofers and kitchen workers? You habnt experienced difficulty until you relax..errr...endure in a $3,000 sauna. That's true hard life!
I can’t afford to live the “hard” life. I guess I’ll just have to stick to the easy life
Roofing ss a redhead in July
You *could*, but you don't, because not everybody can be succesful.
Why do so many Americans see financial status as a kind of litmus test for how disciplined and good at life you are? As an Australian born into old wealth it just seems like such a bizarre outlook to me - being in my kind of situation for instance, born into a position where you can be comfortably funnelled into a lucrative career that’s best suited to you, engineering in my case, that’s really hard to fail at if you don’t have to sweat about anything else to get by, and have connections for internships that make the transition from university to work very easy - that kind of road makes you be seen as soft in our culture. And it’s something I often get shit for from my mates who did so much more to get to where they were compared to myself, who just needed to show up to do what I’m good at and just not shit the bed essentially. But I feel like if I was born in America under the exact same circumstances I’d probably also be elevated by my peers and surrounding culture to this kind of position of pseudo disciplined manliness, in the way the people of these kinds of ‘success stories’ tend to be, which seems ridiculous to me. Having a lot of capital to work with and insulate you from hardship, and the luxury to choose and pursue with zero distractions the career that’s the path of least resistance to a comfortable life for you, doesn’t really make you tough or disciplined. If anything it just allows you to have a lot of room to get away with lacking these kinds of virtues and still get by well. I know Americans don’t really care about what Australians think, but just my two cents.
Pit simply: The Puritains. Their effect on American culture explains a lot of the shit that's out of sync with the rest of the world.
His leadership dissemination is pretty on point but nothing revolutionary. I feel like he's probably a decent, well meaning dude. At least Maybe he was. It's pretty disappointing to see him go down the supplement shtick and hosting right wing nuttery on his podcast. I unsubsidized from his sphere a couple years ago
He definitely knows the decentralized leadership model that makes the US military so successful. It's also useful in the private world too.
Yeah if only he knew that shitting on people who create free content on Reddit was where all the REAL men were! What a pussy!
Third Eye Blind
TOOLS
Tools
The Sister Fisters
Marshalls Minions
Btw…she is a scam
Well she’s a politician if that tells you anything
Vomit Inducing Grifters Jocko put your fist down stupid. Be normal.
Love it when Joe sticks his tits out like that
His "I'm a big boy now" pose?
Marshall Matters
The Dwarves
Tulsi and the Jockstraps
The Federals.
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
Russian Asset & BoiToi
Comrade Tulsi incoming with the bad takes
I hate Jocko more than I hate Schaub
-No one ever.
Why?
Waking up at 3 in the morning is easy, when all you have to do is talk into a microphone for a few hours and go to bed at 8pm. His advice is useless for the Average person
I wake up at three and don’t talk into a mic. 🤷♀️ people’s schedules are people’s schedules. It ain’t that serious.
It is when you sell it as a way to get ahead in life. Most people busting their ass to get by aren’t going to benefit from sleep deprivation.
No it’s not. Every diet and life coach and investment firm are going to sell you that their regiment and their positions are superior. People out their may be trying to find something that works for them. Jocko’s up and at it mentality isn’t for you. Ok… cool. But it might be for some. I find that my new early schedule does wonders for me. 10 hours a day but when I get home I have time still, I feel, to get things done.
So true. People like that have zero regard for guys who work 12 hour shifts and swing shift. Basically anyone in the automotive industry or any type of industry in america.. guaranteed 12 hour shifts. Oh but you’re a pussy if you don’t wake up at 3 am and do a kettlebell workout
Also raising a family on top of that.
Good thing he does a lot of other things than wake up early. He has some of the best pods in history, just not when he goes on JRE.
Some anger from those who don’t want to take control of their lives. He is a lot busier than the average person and successful in a lot of areas. Don’t be upset you can’t keep up. Be upset you’re not out there finding the limits of your own capabilities
Plenty of people work hard and grind. They just don't have the same.luxuries and connections these folks have. Can we stop pretending that working out is particularly hard. Like, its honestly a reward same with a sauna and bjj.
Lol why do people like you hate on other people who speak to try to improve others lives? Jacko is about what he talks about.
I bet he sleeps in all the time lol these guys are full of shit
My guess is the dude is into boofing THC, that’s why.
You’re not wrong
DICHOTOMIES. PRIORITIES.
He thinks everyone one the planet should have that marine mentality. Guy needs to smoke a blunt and chill
He’s got you upset and feeling a type of way about your own lifestyle? Good.
Check
Oh ya what a terrible message. Work hard and be good to others. What a loser Jocko is geez. You're definitely a better, more hard working, and overall better human being and greater addition to society than Jocko? Good job Boof, you hate someone you've never met because their views don't align with yours.
You're projecting hard, they said jocoko should chill. But I am.sure he is glad you're sticking up for him.
He just needs to smoke a blunt and relax . You probably do too. World would be a better place with more hippies and less Jockos
Major L take
They both suck for different reasons. Jocko is insufferable to listen to.
Thank ‘em.
What a terrible name for a band.
Wish AI bring us Jocko Schaub one day.
Good
Very good
Tulsi is worse than both of them.
3 dog knights?
Band name ideas: Elk Meat and the Dog Hey Jaimie Young Jamie Jew Jitsu (Jewish band) A Hundred Percent A Buddy of Mine We're Just apes The Store Stem Cell
Tulsi Jocko 2024
Joking or not, that would be a vast improvement over the current state of affairs, and quite possibly better than what we will get next year.
Wasn’t joking. But even if I was, I totally agree w you.
Glad to hear it. With all the haters on this sub and in this thread, it's almost rare to see genuine praise. They wouldn't necessarily be my first choice, and I don't know too much about Jocko other than listening to him a few times on his or other podcasts, but I would be pretty happy with that ticket. They are clearly both very decent and reasonable people with their heart in the right place, and not caught up in the insane tribalism or cult ideology that is destroying our society.
Khraungbitch
Soldier Mommy & Co
411 EDIT: I guess short jokes aren't for everybody
Marshalls Ass Scratchers
Gabbie and the Apes
Marshall Rogan and the E.T.s
Who the chick?
Tulsi Gabard, jazz enthusiast and entrepreneur. Not necessarily in that order.
Thank you! Familiar with the name but didn’t know what she looked like. Much appreciated.
She also supports Modi, the extreme right wing Hindu nationalist prime minister of India and supports all the fucked up shit he says/does against Muslims. She's like Hilary but brown.
Talking Heads?
Courage the cowardly dogs.
30 seconds to freedom
2 and a half men
No doubt. Fronted by that blonde bitch Gwen Ste-Pawni.
A heart cover band
Blind Elvis
Honey honey honey
No Clout
Hairless Chimps on parade
Black Flag
Hawaii Texas Line
Chewie Louis and the boys
TESTO/ESTRO
Lady Ego and the Thirstys
Evanescence.
Librul Tears for Sneers
2 baldies and 1 broad: the sequel
Jocko and the stooges.
Idk but holy shit if this isnt the pinnacle of cringe groups of people 🤢
The Marshall Project
Love Fist 👊🏼
Primal Music
Labrador strong.
The When!
The height of DMT
Blue Balls
Marshal and the Stooges
Maritza And Her Vegetable
Letters From Marshall
Violent DNA
Two shrimps and a clam
Misguided
Marshall and the retrievers
Marshall and the Cats
Did y’all make joe bigger ?
Napoleon in Hawaii