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Kenimal198

No, you hang up. No, you hang up


Sad_Drink9706

They fall asleep listening to each other breathe on the phone


TheHermit007

To be together in their dreams.


Playlanco

OK on three…


Misterrr_P

Fine... We will both hang up at same time... Ready??? 3.....2....1......


Sharktopotopus_Prime

I wonder which one of them is pregnant?


andrey2007

So emotional and heartbreaking, long distance relationship is a hardship and torture for lovers


Tellittoemagain

All it's missing is [Sara Bareilles - Gravity](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEXhAMtbaec) playing in the background.


Xstaphylococcus

NO! Ban the overwhelming music in all videos fad. Ruins the video…99.99% of the time! All the time. STOP IT!


Tellittoemagain

I would agree with you in most cases but this one would be funny. Slow down the video a little and add a couple good edits and you have a romcom ready to go.


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WillJongIll

Seriously. Don’t shame me. It’s adorbs.


Telkk2

Literally reminds me of two kids saying goodbye to each other after a fun sleepover.


BitWide722

This was my exact thought lol.


MrTooLFooL

![gif](giphy|T2bDC7TBZfdJAqNCSh|downsized) Jealous


StopHiringBendis

Nightmare love triangle


TheHermit007

I think he called Putin friend and Putin did not like it, whatever dude kim and Putin look cute together


BitWide722

At least in this relationship, one of them has a traditionally female name (in America). Cute couple though. I'll bet they argue over who gets to hit the button that deploys the nuclear missiles.


MrTooLFooL

They fight over who Trump cucks the the most.


Illustrious-X

So gay. Dennis Rodman really got Kim all giddy as well.


arpan3t

If liking Katy Perry is gay, then I don’t want to be straight!


Traditional_Roll6651

I was hoping he’d do the little foggy-window-draw-the-heart-with-your-finger…😘


Angry_Robot

Or when you make a heart shape with your fingers.


fre-ddo

lol..imagine it burst into flames as it took off, then the camera zooms in on Kims face with a caption Captain Chaos


Defiant-Survey-5729

Nah, that is the only well maintained vehicle in the Russian air fleet and definitely has countermeasures!


ToSmushAMockingbird

... And he didn't stop waving. 


Da_Plague22

They fucked


zer0__obscura

Honeydicking one another 


BlindJustice784

![gif](giphy|TlK63EHvdTL2sGjBfVK|downsized)


electr1cbubba

I mean pretty much everyone else on the planet hates their asses, last couple of world famous Cold War style tyrants around, they’re all each other have


Lumpy-Economics2021

Russias propaganda is highly effective, large populations of Africa back Russia, thinking they are 'anti colonialists.' Popularity is increasing in Asia also. https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/features/2024-05-12/china-russia-iran-have-made-ukraine-a-world-war-against-us-europe


Jahobes

One must ask themselves why the entire global South considers Russia and China less imperial than the so called "peaceful" West.


Kelemandzaro

but have you seen the size of bread in Moscow supermarkets??


main_motors

Only a half months pay for a full cart of groceries, too!


Relative_Plankton648

You mean like in the US? lol


FuegoFerdinand

The US spends a smaller percentage of their income on groceries than any other country on Earth. [https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/food-expenditure-share-gdp?country=RUS\~JPN\~DEU\~USA\~IND](https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/food-expenditure-share-gdp?country=RUS~JPN~DEU~USA~IND)


Relative_Plankton648

Again... I'm raising a family of four and their mother died a year ago. It is quite literally half of my paycheck. You can all go cry any time someone criticizes the US in a way that doesn't suck off one of your heroes or isn't one of your preset talking points fed to you by the talking heads you worship. It doesn't change the fact that it is 100% true. Lol I should have figured a bunch of people dumb enough to fall for Joe Rogans grift would also fall for all the standard shit they're fed from everywhere else.


GegeTheGreat

“It is not adjusted for inflation or cost of living”


FreeStall42

If you think that please feel free to move to Russia


Relative_Plankton648

Lol you and your preset responses. "If you think groceries are expensive you should have to leave the country" is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Congrats.


FreeStall42

No one said have to. Why are you making shit up lol? Yall are the best


Relative_Plankton648

Maybe try reading your own response lol


USSJaybone

Buddy if 50% of your monthly income goes solely to groceries, that's a you problem.


Yahit69

Found the kid who failed economics.


BlackKnightLight

Think he gets the second date?


ThadTheImpalzord

As long as someone is putting out, yes


subzeroicepunch

Putin out


Impossible__Joke

This timeline just keeps getting weirder. Alien invasion when?


PAMountainMan

Ya know what!? If these weren't two of the most atrocious human beings on the planet, this would be pretty cute!


Visual-Squirrel3629

![gif](giphy|hMKjvTYlSaFCU)


Grass_Hopper_420

Best comment so far


FloodPlainsDrifter

Dictators gotta dict.


AtleeMakesHam

They definitely sucked dict.


Dinkusvongoopyeye

Putins a hot dang user, shows up for the first time in 24 years only cause he needs stuff.


-NeatCreature

Seems fake for some reason


Flashy_Meringue6711

Trump's so jealous right now. His friends are having a sleepover and he's grounded.


ProtectionContent977

I wonder how Donny feels about their date.


Own_Deer431

he jealous, he's gonna call Kim a fat fucking whale on twitter soon enough


GPTfleshlight

Why did Rocket Man take a selfie with Putin? Because he wanted to capture the moment when he was “Putin” himself in history!


brad0022

Kim has been ripping up all of Trump's love letters. He's moved on. Tic-tacs won't work on Kim anymore.


ProtectionContent977

LOL.


Shamansage

Welcome to the start of World War III


loffredo95

Lmao thanks Walter Cronkite


adventwhorizon

Off to a cute start


BitWide722

"You press the button" "no, you press the button." ( Places a hand gently on top of the other's) "We'll press it together"


ake-n-bake

That’s how someone waves goodbye to a person that fucked them very good.


YOKO-ONO1001

They had sex


Kylearean

So ronrey...


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pancakeface710

What's embarrassing is that it's not really a newly forced friendship. North korea and Russia have been working together since the 50s. (Yes I know it the soviet union)


boardatwork1111

You know when it’s Russia having to ask NK for help instead of the other way around that things are getting really bad. The future is looking very bleak for that gas station with nukes


Yodx

It's be like The USA asking Pakistan for military aid. It's embarrassing, especially for monkey brains like Tucker Carlson who are easily impressed by shopping cards and loaves of bread.


uusrikas

South Korea has been refusing to really support Ukraine, now that Putin went to North Korea to kiss Kim's butt the South has announced that they will consider sending stuff to Ukraine. South Korea is a top-10 weapon manufacturer in the world, so this definitely is not a great success for Putin 


smitteh

that walking meme now has easy access to all the hard stuff he's needed to make his anti-america toys and whatever timeline he's on will go much much faster now


boardatwork1111

Yeah man, I’m sure some 50 year old North Korean artillery shells are just the super weapon Russia needed to turn the tide of this war


smitteh

not talking about that. Other way around, Russia helping NK with long range big boom weapons


boardatwork1111

Wouldn’t be so sure they have much left to spare at this point, and even if they did, the performance of their weapons in the field has been… underwhelming to say the least


Puretest

Doesn’t this one clip show just how low down the political pole Putin has fallen? I mean, waving from that small and inconvenient window is just so Fanboi!


zavorad

… b-b-but he is so masculine.. and strong.. and does judo. Biden never could do that..


FormerlyShawnHawaii

Can’t wait for these guys to finally kiss


Puzzleheaded-Top4516

I wonder if Trump is jealous?


MuffLover312

Real life is so weird right now


LayWhere

Never been so bullish on $GRND


surewhynot17063

![gif](giphy|8jqIQKr6zeh1j3UYhu)


stereoscopic_

![gif](giphy|Ey5GBG4UvMRzkPkxNK|downsized)


ALEXC_23

Putin has to be a 🔝 right? I can’t imagine Kim is with all that weight when they’re f****g each other.


Arcade1980

Throwing air kisses and exchanged mix tapes.


Grass_Hopper_420

I can see this sell as a cool little wooden toys for kids .. might be good as a lego set too


Admirable-Currency57

Lincoln logs are all they can afford.


EarlyCuylersCousin

Lenin Logs


Admirable-Currency57

Nice.


dreck_disp

I can see Bobby Fingers making a sick diorama of this encounter.


GPTfleshlight

Fun fact Lego started as wooden toys but their factory kept burning down


Machete-AW

I put $10 on that they kissed at some point.


Logistic_Engine

Maybe they wrote love letters.


Sigma_Function-1823

Passing on kim's marching orders from putin's latest meeting with Xi a few weeks ago no doubt.


Fizzinthorpe

Is this what they are calling "Cheap Fakes"? It looks cheap and fake.


quaffee

Someone's been paying attention in class


Satanic-mechanic_666

is he doing the hand fart thing?


No-Atmosphere-2528

That’s me and my 2 yo nephew waving to each other on FaceTime


Grass_Hopper_420

https://preview.redd.it/nun115axi48d1.png?width=666&format=png&auto=webp&s=719ee55be5e3dd6d2c94384c27d46f4ab325aa67


lebangazNmash

I wish I had a friend like that


StreetAmbitious7259

Man do people really know who that guy is if you think Putin is a friend you've already lost the ex KGB director is the master of statecraft this guy has all the angles long before you even thought about it 😳


Jackal000

I bet they touched micropenis tips.


Ok_Goose_5924

I hope Putin pulls out


PostSecularPope

[Nothing will ever trump Trump calling Kim fat on the sly](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D-SeJYlZ1ws&t=13)


kilzfillz

*everybodyyyyyy hurrrrrrrts*


SirBaronDE

https://youtu.be/hOnfVg1EW4E?si=FChuNh-ovuqYP7bB Here's my love video for it. Dictators Love


thunderlips187

To quote Bob Vance, of Vance Refrigeration “What a pair of Mary’s”


ThunderGodOrlandu

Putin saying between his teeth "Pilot, get me the fuck out of here."


MaerIynsRainbow

Wholesome


Antique-Pie-5981

We are so screwed


CzaroftheMonsters

![gif](giphy|uv4APfsVSFNQ5OSOEW|downsized)


Virtual-Citizen

Anyone else notice that generals hand wave in the end is awkward as fuck?


Grass_Hopper_420

https://preview.redd.it/fynj7zezc68d1.jpeg?width=13992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3f0f77e4c9066e2afb67db41b75038a5e576af


baconhealsall

Let the memening commence!


sabordogg

Never thought I would say this about Putin or Kim.. But this is cute..


Future_Celebration35

They hate us cus they anus


duggydug35905

Near..Far..where EVER you are..lol


UREveryone

Anyone gonna mention the illuminati triangle Putin signaled?


Grass_Hopper_420

https://preview.redd.it/ipg2y8k3968d1.jpeg?width=6241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=709ee404503fad4e707d008198ee21b56e4e90ab


Certain-Snow3451

Watching righties simp for Putin has been something else. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if they went full commie and stated supporting Kim Jon Un and Xi Jinping.


morahman7vn

Dicktator Bromance?


artfulpain

Gayyyyyyyeeeee


fatronaldo99

Obligatory what does this have to do with Joe Rogan


DeliciousGoose1002

So gross, evil men fucking each other


Normal-Ordinary-4744

Damn this is scary for the future China, NK & Russia are a frightening union


ComfortablyNomNom

As long as China's economy relies on the American purchase of their exports they won't make a move against us. A global economy is bad in a lot of ways, but it also might help to prevent WW3. Or at least hold it off for a few generations.


Sigma_Function-1823

The only thing it might prevent is a nuclear exchange , short of that China has no problems with its proxies , including the RF warring on its behalf as we see in Ukraine.


Normal-Ordinary-4744

With the increased tariffs of exporting Chinese products to the US. China is now aiming to not be reliant on the west. They’re trying to be self sufficient on made in China products and not rely on imports as well


hfdjasbdsawidjds

How could they design something by themselves, without stealing those plans from other countries? Like, why can't China domestically create and build their own jet engine? Also, how is Belt and Road being self-sufficient and not relying on imports? Why does China needs to exploit the developing world's natural resources via predatory infrastructure deals like the filthy capitalist dogs do, if China does not need imports?


Normal-Ordinary-4744

China is known for completely breaking down and copying US, EU and Japanese technology (I work in textile machine industry). They are also developing their own jet engines as well. https://www.eurasiantimes.com/china-poised-to-revolutionize-aviatio/ https://amp.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3264659/chinese-scientists-bring-shark-skin-tech-next-generation-jet-engine-race-us-air-force-plans-quit


Hot_wings_and_cereal

Economically and militarily the west is much stronger. I mean it doesn’t really matter with Nukes if it kicks off, but in a conventional sense they’re still laughable to might of NATO, not even including other countries in the west that aren’t a part of NATO.


Murles-Brazen

We can just shoot food at them and they’ll turn on their leaders.


stonetime10

Don’t forget Iran!


Grass_Hopper_420

Probably his next trip


stonetime10

Yep. Assembling the full team of shit bags. I just don’t see how Russia won’t (or isn’t already) giving these guys advanced military technology. He’s going to help Iran get the bomb and North Korea better satellite and missile tech. Russia needs to be stopped now


Grass_Hopper_420

Maybe they just need some friends lol. So socially isolated.. Seriously though - maybe thats what Trump wanted to do as a strategy for some stability with these countries... Its crazy to think this way but in dictatorships flattering the dictator can get you very far.. Humans are way more emotional than logical..


itsnothing_o_O

My mom says I can’t sleep over :(


SlamFerdinand

They fucked.


rolley420X

That final hand action from Kim had meaning he gonna miss his reach around buddy


Gerrube99

That is man love. “I’ll miss you little buddy”, “awww, I’ll miss you little buddy”. “Wait, who you calling little?”, “you are just do little”, ”I’ll show you little, check out my big rocket”, “fuck you, my rocket is bigger” …. And that’s how Russia and North Korea went to war 😂


Uncle_Checkers86

Oh I can't wait to see the memes for this. This is comedy gold.


euvimmivue

![gif](giphy|cRMGqNpvm9XS2gRcpL)


TheHermit007

I can bet my life that Joe will talk about this.


meatpiesurprise

Well at least they have friends.


Ternarian

https://preview.redd.it/04texrxqn58d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d4858ea3feaabdf3f69aef758fb17774e6372dc


ST8CASHBRKLYN

This is a beautiful moment of true love.


sabordogg

The way Putin waves, is like he never had anyone to wave to. Like his first friend… kind of sad even though I hate his way of thinking.


DrNinnuxx

Dictator bromances are so cute


No-Feedback7437

Two lovers expressing their love publicly


BitWide722

This is what bonding over nuclear arms and a hatred for the US looks like.


NFTArtist

he forgot to blow kiss


Ok-Scar-Delirious_

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


acorn_cluster

He did the triangle thats means they are both in the NWO conspiracy theory busted


Helmer-Bryd

Pathetic


slendertreant13

rumor has it, Kim is still waving.


ELB2001

Someone needs to add the one of trump where he is doing that thing where is using both hands to jerk off two invisible dudes


Murky_Ad_9408

"So you really will nuke them if they attack me...pinky promise?"


Patkrajewski

When you meet her family and end up become bro’s with her dad


MadKingOni

Born to be a cute bromance, forced to be ruthless dictators with complete disregard for the lives and wellbeing or thier citizens. What a cruel mistress fate is!


This-Garbage-3000

They miss biden


Natural-Most8338

Yall just jealous


SisterStiffer

I don't understand how kim can cheat on treasonous trump like that. Putin must be PACKIN.


llmercll

Doing the Freemason hand sign I guess Kim Jong un is a Freemason now


Zoltar-Wizdom

Mom goddamn mom doesn’t even wave after I enter the gate and these idiots are still waving after the plane is taking flight and putins already got a hooker on his face.


smeggysoup84

They definitely fucked.


cloud_walking

lol this guy is a dork


darnsmall

Kim gave him some of that good 'ol North Korean Hawk-Tuah hospitality


69QueefLatina

They look so happy, it’s amazing what being conservative does for people.


j_sig

And that was the last time I ever saw the only man I ever truly loved


Bigmuscleliker567

Each given special tea 😆


JoeRobertBal

Again… why on this subreddit. This sub is so dumb


Ok-Tradition-3441

This is fake asf


nplbmf

Kiss me. Beneath the bearded barley.


Remarkable_Stable940

Seems like Putin really needed a friend.


Gabewalker0

Putin, "I ❤️ U Kim."


Designer-Arugula6796

😊


No_Ball_4912

Dude hit him with the illuminati sign. Or he is a Rockefella fan


chef_bert

Too bad trump couldn’t attend the slumber party


Own_Deer431

Am I shitty for thinking this is slightly wholesome?


Logistic_Engine

So why was Putin riding Kim’s dick so hard?


HappenFrank

He needs Kim to sell him weapons because he’s running out. He also possibly sought a deal for NK troops is my theory.


donta5k0kay

To be amongst friends


Useful-Ad5355

Humans have seen fit to put these people in charge of the species future


Y-ella

very progressive you guys, making gayness a joke


ThanksObjective915

Yea on dictators that incarcerate and kill gay people.


AeonDesign

I wonder if Donald Trump feels like he's been cheated on? According to Trump, Jong un wrote him a love letter.