I would agree with you in most cases but this one would be funny. Slow down the video a little and add a couple good edits and you have a romcom ready to go.
At least in this relationship, one of them has a traditionally female name (in America). Cute couple though. I'll bet they argue over who gets to hit the button that deploys the nuclear missiles.
I mean pretty much everyone else on the planet hates their asses, last couple of world famous Cold War style tyrants around, they’re all each other have
Russias propaganda is highly effective, large populations of Africa back Russia, thinking they are 'anti colonialists.' Popularity is increasing in Asia also.
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/features/2024-05-12/china-russia-iran-have-made-ukraine-a-world-war-against-us-europe
The US spends a smaller percentage of their income on groceries than any other country on Earth. [https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/food-expenditure-share-gdp?country=RUS\~JPN\~DEU\~USA\~IND](https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/food-expenditure-share-gdp?country=RUS~JPN~DEU~USA~IND)
Again... I'm raising a family of four and their mother died a year ago. It is quite literally half of my paycheck. You can all go cry any time someone criticizes the US in a way that doesn't suck off one of your heroes or isn't one of your preset talking points fed to you by the talking heads you worship. It doesn't change the fact that it is 100% true. Lol I should have figured a bunch of people dumb enough to fall for Joe Rogans grift would also fall for all the standard shit they're fed from everywhere else.
Lol you and your preset responses. "If you think groceries are expensive you should have to leave the country" is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Congrats.
What's embarrassing is that it's not really a newly forced friendship. North korea and Russia have been working together since the 50s. (Yes I know it the soviet union)
You know when it’s Russia having to ask NK for help instead of the other way around that things are getting really bad. The future is looking very bleak for that gas station with nukes
It's be like The USA asking Pakistan for military aid. It's embarrassing, especially for monkey brains like Tucker Carlson who are easily impressed by shopping cards and loaves of bread.
South Korea has been refusing to really support Ukraine, now that Putin went to North Korea to kiss Kim's butt the South has announced that they will consider sending stuff to Ukraine. South Korea is a top-10 weapon manufacturer in the world, so this definitely is not a great success for Putin
that walking meme now has easy access to all the hard stuff he's needed to make his anti-america toys and whatever timeline he's on will go much much faster now
Wouldn’t be so sure they have much left to spare at this point, and even if they did, the performance of their weapons in the field has been… underwhelming to say the least
Doesn’t this one clip show just how low down the political pole Putin has fallen? I mean, waving from that small and inconvenient window is just so Fanboi!
Man do people really know who that guy is if you think Putin is a friend you've already lost the ex KGB director is the master of statecraft this guy has all the angles long before you even thought about it 😳
Watching righties simp for Putin has been something else. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if they went full commie and stated supporting Kim Jon Un and Xi Jinping.
As long as China's economy relies on the American purchase of their exports they won't make a move against us. A global economy is bad in a lot of ways, but it also might help to prevent WW3. Or at least hold it off for a few generations.
The only thing it might prevent is a nuclear exchange , short of that China has no problems with its proxies , including the RF warring on its behalf as we see in Ukraine.
With the increased tariffs of exporting Chinese products to the US. China is now aiming to not be reliant on the west. They’re trying to be self sufficient on made in China products and not rely on imports as well
How could they design something by themselves, without stealing those plans from other countries? Like, why can't China domestically create and build their own jet engine?
Also, how is Belt and Road being self-sufficient and not relying on imports? Why does China needs to exploit the developing world's natural resources via predatory infrastructure deals like the filthy capitalist dogs do, if China does not need imports?
China is known for completely breaking down and copying US, EU and Japanese technology (I work in textile machine industry). They are also developing their own jet engines as well.
https://www.eurasiantimes.com/china-poised-to-revolutionize-aviatio/
https://amp.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3264659/chinese-scientists-bring-shark-skin-tech-next-generation-jet-engine-race-us-air-force-plans-quit
Economically and militarily the west is much stronger. I mean it doesn’t really matter with Nukes if it kicks off, but in a conventional sense they’re still laughable to might of NATO, not even including other countries in the west that aren’t a part of NATO.
Yep. Assembling the full team of shit bags. I just don’t see how Russia won’t (or isn’t already) giving these guys advanced military technology. He’s going to help Iran get the bomb and North Korea better satellite and missile tech. Russia needs to be stopped now
Maybe they just need some friends lol. So socially isolated.. Seriously though - maybe thats what Trump wanted to do as a strategy for some stability with these countries... Its crazy to think this way but in dictatorships flattering the dictator can get you very far.. Humans are way more emotional than logical..
That is man love. “I’ll miss you little buddy”, “awww, I’ll miss you little buddy”. “Wait, who you calling little?”, “you are just do little”, ”I’ll show you little, check out my big rocket”, “fuck you, my rocket is bigger” …. And that’s how Russia and North Korea went to war 😂
Born to be a cute bromance, forced to be ruthless dictators with complete disregard for the lives and wellbeing or thier citizens. What a cruel mistress fate is!
Mom goddamn mom doesn’t even wave after I enter the gate and these idiots are still waving after the plane is taking flight and putins already got a hooker on his face.
No, you hang up. No, you hang up
They fall asleep listening to each other breathe on the phone
To be together in their dreams.
OK on three…
Fine... We will both hang up at same time... Ready??? 3.....2....1......
I wonder which one of them is pregnant?
So emotional and heartbreaking, long distance relationship is a hardship and torture for lovers
All it's missing is [Sara Bareilles - Gravity](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEXhAMtbaec) playing in the background.
NO! Ban the overwhelming music in all videos fad. Ruins the video…99.99% of the time! All the time. STOP IT!
I would agree with you in most cases but this one would be funny. Slow down the video a little and add a couple good edits and you have a romcom ready to go.
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Seriously. Don’t shame me. It’s adorbs.
Literally reminds me of two kids saying goodbye to each other after a fun sleepover.
This was my exact thought lol.
![gif](giphy|T2bDC7TBZfdJAqNCSh|downsized) Jealous
Nightmare love triangle
I think he called Putin friend and Putin did not like it, whatever dude kim and Putin look cute together
At least in this relationship, one of them has a traditionally female name (in America). Cute couple though. I'll bet they argue over who gets to hit the button that deploys the nuclear missiles.
They fight over who Trump cucks the the most.
So gay. Dennis Rodman really got Kim all giddy as well.
If liking Katy Perry is gay, then I don’t want to be straight!
I was hoping he’d do the little foggy-window-draw-the-heart-with-your-finger…😘
Or when you make a heart shape with your fingers.
lol..imagine it burst into flames as it took off, then the camera zooms in on Kims face with a caption Captain Chaos
Nah, that is the only well maintained vehicle in the Russian air fleet and definitely has countermeasures!
... And he didn't stop waving.
They fucked
Honeydicking one another
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I mean pretty much everyone else on the planet hates their asses, last couple of world famous Cold War style tyrants around, they’re all each other have
Russias propaganda is highly effective, large populations of Africa back Russia, thinking they are 'anti colonialists.' Popularity is increasing in Asia also. https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/features/2024-05-12/china-russia-iran-have-made-ukraine-a-world-war-against-us-europe
One must ask themselves why the entire global South considers Russia and China less imperial than the so called "peaceful" West.
but have you seen the size of bread in Moscow supermarkets??
Only a half months pay for a full cart of groceries, too!
You mean like in the US? lol
The US spends a smaller percentage of their income on groceries than any other country on Earth. [https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/food-expenditure-share-gdp?country=RUS\~JPN\~DEU\~USA\~IND](https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/food-expenditure-share-gdp?country=RUS~JPN~DEU~USA~IND)
Again... I'm raising a family of four and their mother died a year ago. It is quite literally half of my paycheck. You can all go cry any time someone criticizes the US in a way that doesn't suck off one of your heroes or isn't one of your preset talking points fed to you by the talking heads you worship. It doesn't change the fact that it is 100% true. Lol I should have figured a bunch of people dumb enough to fall for Joe Rogans grift would also fall for all the standard shit they're fed from everywhere else.
“It is not adjusted for inflation or cost of living”
If you think that please feel free to move to Russia
Lol you and your preset responses. "If you think groceries are expensive you should have to leave the country" is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Congrats.
No one said have to. Why are you making shit up lol? Yall are the best
Maybe try reading your own response lol
Buddy if 50% of your monthly income goes solely to groceries, that's a you problem.
Found the kid who failed economics.
Think he gets the second date?
As long as someone is putting out, yes
Putin out
This timeline just keeps getting weirder. Alien invasion when?
Ya know what!? If these weren't two of the most atrocious human beings on the planet, this would be pretty cute!
![gif](giphy|hMKjvTYlSaFCU)
Best comment so far
Dictators gotta dict.
They definitely sucked dict.
Putins a hot dang user, shows up for the first time in 24 years only cause he needs stuff.
Seems fake for some reason
Trump's so jealous right now. His friends are having a sleepover and he's grounded.
I wonder how Donny feels about their date.
he jealous, he's gonna call Kim a fat fucking whale on twitter soon enough
Why did Rocket Man take a selfie with Putin? Because he wanted to capture the moment when he was “Putin” himself in history!
Kim has been ripping up all of Trump's love letters. He's moved on. Tic-tacs won't work on Kim anymore.
LOL.
Welcome to the start of World War III
Lmao thanks Walter Cronkite
Off to a cute start
"You press the button" "no, you press the button." ( Places a hand gently on top of the other's) "We'll press it together"
That’s how someone waves goodbye to a person that fucked them very good.
They had sex
So ronrey...
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What's embarrassing is that it's not really a newly forced friendship. North korea and Russia have been working together since the 50s. (Yes I know it the soviet union)
You know when it’s Russia having to ask NK for help instead of the other way around that things are getting really bad. The future is looking very bleak for that gas station with nukes
It's be like The USA asking Pakistan for military aid. It's embarrassing, especially for monkey brains like Tucker Carlson who are easily impressed by shopping cards and loaves of bread.
South Korea has been refusing to really support Ukraine, now that Putin went to North Korea to kiss Kim's butt the South has announced that they will consider sending stuff to Ukraine. South Korea is a top-10 weapon manufacturer in the world, so this definitely is not a great success for Putin
that walking meme now has easy access to all the hard stuff he's needed to make his anti-america toys and whatever timeline he's on will go much much faster now
Yeah man, I’m sure some 50 year old North Korean artillery shells are just the super weapon Russia needed to turn the tide of this war
not talking about that. Other way around, Russia helping NK with long range big boom weapons
Wouldn’t be so sure they have much left to spare at this point, and even if they did, the performance of their weapons in the field has been… underwhelming to say the least
Doesn’t this one clip show just how low down the political pole Putin has fallen? I mean, waving from that small and inconvenient window is just so Fanboi!
… b-b-but he is so masculine.. and strong.. and does judo. Biden never could do that..
Can’t wait for these guys to finally kiss
I wonder if Trump is jealous?
Real life is so weird right now
Never been so bullish on $GRND
![gif](giphy|8jqIQKr6zeh1j3UYhu)
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Putin has to be a 🔝 right? I can’t imagine Kim is with all that weight when they’re f****g each other.
Throwing air kisses and exchanged mix tapes.
I can see this sell as a cool little wooden toys for kids .. might be good as a lego set too
Lincoln logs are all they can afford.
Lenin Logs
Nice.
I can see Bobby Fingers making a sick diorama of this encounter.
Fun fact Lego started as wooden toys but their factory kept burning down
I put $10 on that they kissed at some point.
Maybe they wrote love letters.
Passing on kim's marching orders from putin's latest meeting with Xi a few weeks ago no doubt.
Is this what they are calling "Cheap Fakes"? It looks cheap and fake.
Someone's been paying attention in class
is he doing the hand fart thing?
That’s me and my 2 yo nephew waving to each other on FaceTime
https://preview.redd.it/nun115axi48d1.png?width=666&format=png&auto=webp&s=719ee55be5e3dd6d2c94384c27d46f4ab325aa67
I wish I had a friend like that
Man do people really know who that guy is if you think Putin is a friend you've already lost the ex KGB director is the master of statecraft this guy has all the angles long before you even thought about it 😳
I bet they touched micropenis tips.
I hope Putin pulls out
[Nothing will ever trump Trump calling Kim fat on the sly](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D-SeJYlZ1ws&t=13)
*everybodyyyyyy hurrrrrrrts*
https://youtu.be/hOnfVg1EW4E?si=FChuNh-ovuqYP7bB Here's my love video for it. Dictators Love
To quote Bob Vance, of Vance Refrigeration “What a pair of Mary’s”
Putin saying between his teeth "Pilot, get me the fuck out of here."
Wholesome
We are so screwed
![gif](giphy|uv4APfsVSFNQ5OSOEW|downsized)
Anyone else notice that generals hand wave in the end is awkward as fuck?
https://preview.redd.it/fynj7zezc68d1.jpeg?width=13992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3f0f77e4c9066e2afb67db41b75038a5e576af
Let the memening commence!
Never thought I would say this about Putin or Kim.. But this is cute..
They hate us cus they anus
Near..Far..where EVER you are..lol
Anyone gonna mention the illuminati triangle Putin signaled?
https://preview.redd.it/ipg2y8k3968d1.jpeg?width=6241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=709ee404503fad4e707d008198ee21b56e4e90ab
Watching righties simp for Putin has been something else. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if they went full commie and stated supporting Kim Jon Un and Xi Jinping.
Dicktator Bromance?
Gayyyyyyyeeeee
Obligatory what does this have to do with Joe Rogan
So gross, evil men fucking each other
Damn this is scary for the future China, NK & Russia are a frightening union
As long as China's economy relies on the American purchase of their exports they won't make a move against us. A global economy is bad in a lot of ways, but it also might help to prevent WW3. Or at least hold it off for a few generations.
The only thing it might prevent is a nuclear exchange , short of that China has no problems with its proxies , including the RF warring on its behalf as we see in Ukraine.
With the increased tariffs of exporting Chinese products to the US. China is now aiming to not be reliant on the west. They’re trying to be self sufficient on made in China products and not rely on imports as well
How could they design something by themselves, without stealing those plans from other countries? Like, why can't China domestically create and build their own jet engine? Also, how is Belt and Road being self-sufficient and not relying on imports? Why does China needs to exploit the developing world's natural resources via predatory infrastructure deals like the filthy capitalist dogs do, if China does not need imports?
China is known for completely breaking down and copying US, EU and Japanese technology (I work in textile machine industry). They are also developing their own jet engines as well. https://www.eurasiantimes.com/china-poised-to-revolutionize-aviatio/ https://amp.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3264659/chinese-scientists-bring-shark-skin-tech-next-generation-jet-engine-race-us-air-force-plans-quit
Economically and militarily the west is much stronger. I mean it doesn’t really matter with Nukes if it kicks off, but in a conventional sense they’re still laughable to might of NATO, not even including other countries in the west that aren’t a part of NATO.
We can just shoot food at them and they’ll turn on their leaders.
Don’t forget Iran!
Probably his next trip
Yep. Assembling the full team of shit bags. I just don’t see how Russia won’t (or isn’t already) giving these guys advanced military technology. He’s going to help Iran get the bomb and North Korea better satellite and missile tech. Russia needs to be stopped now
Maybe they just need some friends lol. So socially isolated.. Seriously though - maybe thats what Trump wanted to do as a strategy for some stability with these countries... Its crazy to think this way but in dictatorships flattering the dictator can get you very far.. Humans are way more emotional than logical..
My mom says I can’t sleep over :(
They fucked.
That final hand action from Kim had meaning he gonna miss his reach around buddy
That is man love. “I’ll miss you little buddy”, “awww, I’ll miss you little buddy”. “Wait, who you calling little?”, “you are just do little”, ”I’ll show you little, check out my big rocket”, “fuck you, my rocket is bigger” …. And that’s how Russia and North Korea went to war 😂
Oh I can't wait to see the memes for this. This is comedy gold.
![gif](giphy|cRMGqNpvm9XS2gRcpL)
I can bet my life that Joe will talk about this.
Well at least they have friends.
https://preview.redd.it/04texrxqn58d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d4858ea3feaabdf3f69aef758fb17774e6372dc
This is a beautiful moment of true love.
The way Putin waves, is like he never had anyone to wave to. Like his first friend… kind of sad even though I hate his way of thinking.
Dictator bromances are so cute
Two lovers expressing their love publicly
This is what bonding over nuclear arms and a hatred for the US looks like.
he forgot to blow kiss
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He did the triangle thats means they are both in the NWO conspiracy theory busted
Pathetic
rumor has it, Kim is still waving.
Someone needs to add the one of trump where he is doing that thing where is using both hands to jerk off two invisible dudes
"So you really will nuke them if they attack me...pinky promise?"
When you meet her family and end up become bro’s with her dad
Born to be a cute bromance, forced to be ruthless dictators with complete disregard for the lives and wellbeing or thier citizens. What a cruel mistress fate is!
They miss biden
Yall just jealous
I don't understand how kim can cheat on treasonous trump like that. Putin must be PACKIN.
Doing the Freemason hand sign I guess Kim Jong un is a Freemason now
Mom goddamn mom doesn’t even wave after I enter the gate and these idiots are still waving after the plane is taking flight and putins already got a hooker on his face.
They definitely fucked.
lol this guy is a dork
Kim gave him some of that good 'ol North Korean Hawk-Tuah hospitality
They look so happy, it’s amazing what being conservative does for people.
And that was the last time I ever saw the only man I ever truly loved
Each given special tea 😆
Again… why on this subreddit. This sub is so dumb
This is fake asf
Kiss me. Beneath the bearded barley.
Seems like Putin really needed a friend.
Putin, "I ❤️ U Kim."
😊
Dude hit him with the illuminati sign. Or he is a Rockefella fan
Too bad trump couldn’t attend the slumber party
Am I shitty for thinking this is slightly wholesome?
So why was Putin riding Kim’s dick so hard?
He needs Kim to sell him weapons because he’s running out. He also possibly sought a deal for NK troops is my theory.
To be amongst friends
Humans have seen fit to put these people in charge of the species future
very progressive you guys, making gayness a joke
Yea on dictators that incarcerate and kill gay people.
I wonder if Donald Trump feels like he's been cheated on? According to Trump, Jong un wrote him a love letter.