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stillinthesimulation

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Darth_Quaider

Fuckin Caillu


Potetochan0401

*Caillou


Noname666Devil

Cathulu


Dead_dnee

Much better


BLACK_MILITANT

Cthulu


Swipsi

I opened the comments and saw this picture the exact moment he looked like that in the video hahaha.


Cy-Clops-

I did too lol


1109lupa

Same WTH


synax87

😂😂 thats just too god damn funny.


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

"Please don't post this my life will be ruined" Tough shit dumbass.


Protean_sapien

\*record scratch\* "Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation."


LunARctica_300

Lmfao


Over_Animal1916

Good Pic hahaha


ConnectionOk9081

How the child was able to get in there first place because the skull is flexible but it's not flexible enough to get back out


Kirmes1

That's my life now.


digitalbullet36

That’s the “why are you filming this?” look 😂


Nibounium

Always feet first. A child's head is large compared to the rest of their body.


LadyBug_0570

What do you do if the kid is more... plump? I remember a couple of kids growing up whose bodies were definitely bigger than their heads. (One of them was 3 and I felt so bad for her because she always wanted people to pick her up, but we couldn't. She weighed too much.)


Bababowzaa

Feed them less. They will eventually be thin enough to fit through there.


Bender_2024

Pretty sure that most creatures. If the head fits the rest of the body fits.


limethedragon

Most creatures with whiskers...


kwpang

>Pretty sure that most creatures. Ostriches? Ducks? Chickens? Swans? Pinglings? Llamas? Camels? Cows? Elephants? Giraffes? Adult humans? Gorillas? Orang utans? Kangaroos? Turtles? I'd like to see some statistics please.


sarlol00

These are not most creatures. These are actually very few creatures!


Bender_2024

I'm sorry but the website AnimalsWhoCanFitThroughAHoleTheSizeofThereHead.com is currently down.


kwpang

You made the statement, not me. I'm just looking for the basis of your statement.


SnooSprouts9993

Fun fact: An octopus has one small piece of solid material in it's head, if that fits through a hole, the whole body can fit. By probing a hole with it's tentacle, an octopus can immediately tell if he can fit through that hole.


abyssalcrisis

Creatures with dislocated collar bones, sure. Not people.


mikeysgotrabies

He went in feet first


Split0069

Definitely. My son has gotten his head stuck so many times, squeezing feet first thru stuff. The funniest was putting his head in a cat tree. Got his head stuck in that 3 times.


arieljoc

Three times??? 😂


TBearForever

Tree times


linux_ape

at least youre finding out early you wont need to be saving for college


Split0069

Yes. In the span of 15 minutes.


Geekenstein

On the bright side, think of all the college tuition you’re going to save!


Stats_with_a_Z

You uh, may want to get him checked lol


vanillacake_pop

That’s crazy to be stuck three times in the same place


civilwar142pa

Yes. I did this in the stair railing when I was little. My parents couldn't figure out how to get me out so they called the volunteer fire department down the street. A couple firefighters show up and the veteran one just pulled me through all the way lol I remember immediately trying to do it again because apparently the whole situation was great fun! My parents didn't agree.


Pawneewafflesarelife

I got my head stuck in a fence at a restaurant when I was a kid. My dad thought it was hilarious to walk away, as if he was leaving me. Was a bit less funny to me -_- Once he tried to get me out, his own smiled faded a lot, too :P Took ages to find the perfect angle! I'm in my 40s and still get on the verge of a panic attack if I feel "stuck" in something, like when my wedding dress arrived I was home alone. I eagerly tried it on but then couldn't easily wriggle out and seriously stared at my fabric shears considering using them before I managed to calm down and escape.


JC4brew

Mmhmm the end of the vid shows that.


Then_Campaign7264

It’s a puzzle that parents worldwide are randomly selected to solve somewhat frequently. Kids get stuck in some of the most physically perplexing quandary’s .


Mumof3gbb

It’s kinda funny to think that parents worldwide have this in common 😂


Nailcannon

And it seems like the solution is more often than not to fit the body through instead of the head.


hmclaren0715

Weird that as I was reading this, the boy's parents in the video were pulling his body through the armrest lol


Cute_Obligation2944

Coincidence?


birgor

That is generally how they end up in these situations, not by sticking their head in some hole, but sliding down something they don't quite understand, but the reaction when they are stuck is to untangle the head.


badgicorn

Not a parent, but a teacher. Some of my students ignore me when I tell them not to sit on their knees in folding chairs. Without fail, they eventually cause it to fold so that they end up standing between the seat and the seat back. And then they look at me like, "Uh oh! I'm stuck! What do I do?" And I literally just stare at them and let them figure it out because kid, I told you at least five times not to do that because I knew that would happen. Now you learn. To be clear, they're always and to get themselves out, and none of them have ever been hurt when the chair folds or in the process of freeing themselves. They're also all at least seven years old and old enough to know better.


TenFingersNineToes

It’s unfortunate you have to have your last paragraph like a lawyer to your post or you would be excoriated by the Reddit populace. I would not presume you are torturing kids caught in a predicament. I come from a different generation.


badgicorn

Thank you. But yeah, I felt the need to include that so people wouldn't think I was just a big, mean teacher. I do care about my students a lot. They're just dumb on occasion. I will say though, I realized after I posted it that that last paragraph might not have been necessary considering which sub this is. 😆


illmatic2112

I feel like if baby chimps could get in the same predicaments they would. We're all just mischievous primates at the beginning


SugarFront8206

Like one of those twisted metal puzzles but with a fucking stupid kid.


Atlas001

>really fucking obnoxious background music I can already hear the ON NO OH NO OH NONONONO music you cut it out, thanks for doing us a solid OP


Arkhe1n

Or a canned laugh track


sharkbait_1313

I can't stand that shit. So annoying to hear. I swear they find the most obnoxious laughs to record those.


Arkhe1n

The whistling and super high-pitched ones


hhthurbe

Thank God I leave sound off when scrolling at work.


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theseedbeader

You’re not the only one. Once I read that it had obnoxious music, I couldn’t unhear it.


dingle_bopper_223

the god awful music makes me wonder if the parents put the kid in that predicament for views and likes.


Dudeometer

Kids grow so fast. His head fit 2 minutes ago but now it's too big. Guess they will have to cut it off.


[deleted]

Put the head in cold(not frozen) water and take it to the doctor. They can reattach it


PiaLoLoL

Anyone in favour of keeping children on leash?


MonkMajor5224

When i went to Disneyworld in the 80s with my family, i had to be on a leash, possibly for this very reason.


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

While that does seem very... um, derogatory, doing the same to a child as you do to a dog, after spending some time on the internet I can understand why it would be a good idea...


PiaLoLoL

The leash doesn't have to be on the child's neck, it can be tied to its waist


Twist_Ending03

Or like the backpack I had as a kid


PiaLoLoL

Oh that's a clever one, can't have those little devils beeline towards a cliff or oncoming traffic whenever they please


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

Well yeah, but the idea of a leash is connected to controlling an animal so, you get my point 😅


Crafty-Astronomer905

Got in legs first.


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GET THE FREAKIN BUTTAH


iamgigglz

> How did this even happen? Play the video backwards


Someone_pissed

So hes mama pushed him in? Oh shit that sounds wrong, very wrong


AlienInOrigin

Haven't the parents seen the other 1000 videos like this? Always the same outcome.


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![gif](giphy|X9i9yTF0nBdJetPdRm|downsized) Me at 29 and happy about it.


UniversityBitter5519

this lil fathead ahh kid 😂😂😂 shouldve known he didnt fit that melon through there


cherry_lolo

Imagine you'd have to catch your flight for a vacation that you saved up for for years and then you have this little shit


Jilly_Jankins

One hard and good calculated kick should get this lil mf out in no time


DarthRiznat

Ok I gotta remember this for my future kids, if I fail to teach them not to get stuck like this


NameRandomNumber

He grew into it


Mr_gaming100

He has megamind


Enshitification

Ever struggle to take a poop and when you finally pass the plug damming things up, the rest slides out like a long fast snake?


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TheOtherOne551

He was born there.


Matteria

Thanks for the editing op


Cheesebruhgers

Use a hammer to wack his head through, he clearly doesn’t have any brains yet so no serious damage


grrodon2

The answer is in the name of the sub.


synax87

Holy christ that kids got a melon.


nanny2359

I love that the kid doesn't even care


badthaught

More accurate to say the kid doesn't understand the fuss. Far as the kid's concerned he was having fun. I did all sorts of dumb shit when I was out with parents. Especially my mom. Nothing like already being on a boring trip through some soap/scented candle store or "trapped" in a sketchy thrift shop with nothing to do (parent won't let you out of their sight/"stay close to mommy, hold mommy's hand) and then to make matters worse: OHMAIGAW TRISHA?! I HAVENT SEEN YOU SINCE GRAD!! Now you're stuck there for another three hours while your mom plays eight years of catch-up with some lady you somehow know you're not gonna see again.


Canned_Sarcasm

The way he came out is the way he went in. That's how.


Icy_Spinach_4828

He will need a Gynaecologist


SouldiesButGoodies84

Was anybody else thinking "Get some Crisco and oil that baby's noggin up?"


LadyBug_0570

✋🏽


Terrible_Tangelo6064

Parents ain't exactly geniuses either.


Impossible-Bug7623

dumb kid, and yes he placed his head inside, lucky for him he was still thin, its similar to people who try to eat electric bulb goes in doesnt go out. i think he wont become scientist in future


Gorrodish

It’s like a Chinese puzzle


BeccatheDovakiin

Gonna miss my flight!!


Individual-Match-798

Puzzle


MassiveLebowski

Damn this is me as a kid


Kuddox

I told you to sit down and watch Cocomelon.


Sufficient_Form5375

Avatar: The Last Condom Breaker


Black_Bird00500

Why is it always Asian kids getting into these types of situations?


BurdenedShadow

I got $5 that says he put his feet through first


Last-Excitement-5744

How do they not see his big ass head blocking the bar?


Dependent_Mulberry23

Looks like he is trying to be reborn...


Exotic_Pea8191

He just got re-birthed by the bench


Content-Restaurant70

I suffered from this a lot as a child😂


Aggro_Hamham

I am more concerned about that haircut.


Dante12345665

Fucking head so big lmao


CosmicLabrador

He skipped that class where the kids learn which shape fits into each hole.


Vihaking

He put his feet in first lmfao


SphinctrTicklr

More like r/thathappened


No_Conclusion8783

“We’ll have to cut it off.” Kid starts crying.


RuthlessIndecision

Just keep him fed and change his pad, he can still have a fulfilling life there, in the airport bench


mariboo_xoxo

Did I just witness a chair give birth???


JamesTheTree420

Fat ass head


Teamboeing737

https://preview.redd.it/33acedmbdcsc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c7f537c0079b2f5609b03a20dbd0c025a33efd 😂


strikervulsine

I like how no one is mentioning the baby bottle.. that kid's gotta be at least 6.


DevilMaster666-

Bro, whats that haircut? A reverse tonsure?


hootyandsansgaming

I remeber this happening to me when i was 3


jonnydoe198

Bro's being born again 💀


thebigchezz99

who misplaced that gmod charater


AtomicFox84

Why are there so many Chinese kids getting thier head stuck like this? I know races do too, but 90% of these vids on here are Chinese. Also if the mom just backed up and lifted his backside, he could have gotten out with father angling the head right. Luckily, he was small enough to get his body through.


Intinnit

xD


Doctor_French32

Good question


itcouldbeme_3

Momma remembered...


alohalocca

Why do i see my son doing this in the near future?


Jibril-Vakarine

you born, and then, your own brain will try to kill u and the duality between death and life will countinue until one win.


64r7

Kleiner Gaskopf 😂


DualPinoy

Born again


Git777

He went through feet first


Elaisa_

Yeah, that reminded me the time where I stuck my head to the foldable ladder as a child for 3 hours 🤦. Kids are really stupid


BrittzHitz

More force going in than out


genmazz

Body went through first, send the body back through…. I thought Asians were smarter than this.


LunaticPoint

He backed in feet first.


Serious-Cover5486

kids specialized in these types of things, when i was child i put orange seeds in my nose,


cleg

"Hello, today we gonna solve this new 5 stars Hanayama puzzle"


ahzzyborn

Honestly, make him wear that chair around his neck. He can be an example for other kids that wish to be fucking stupid


morfyyy

The outside the box thinking at the end really got me


therealdudle44

OP, your a hero for muting the cringe music and trimming the fluff


LodlopSeputhChakk

90% of the time the kid went in body first.


The-Proud-Snail

Pull him in , through it.


Professional_Bake_92

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Inevitable-Tackle107

Es China , no los subestimes, allá todos los accidentes posibles pasan y hasta lo que no tiene que pasar, pasa


Monoceras

the fucker grows so fast, the head get larger at the second he hit both shoulders against the armrest


iBoMbY

At least he was smarter than an Ostrich.


GrimTheReaper5

Hold on kid I’ll grab my sawzall!


ShrkBiT

Just pop the head off and put it back after freed, duh!


MatticusRexxor

Apparently my stepbrother did this at Disneyland while in line for the Dumbo ride when he was a toddler.


HughesJohn

My brother did this at Ironbridge. Sticking his head through the railings on the first iron bridge made in the history of the world. We told him the fire brigade would probably cut his head off rather than damage the bridge. Wriggle, wriggle, pop!


notM3mate

It's this a natural thing most male kids do? It's like if they're not doing that, they're sticking things into any hole (or outlet) they come across 😂😅


OMGlenn

An alternative solution is to just bang on the armrest with a hammer... Success!


Howiewasarock

Time to bust of the angle grinder, the sound will scare the kid out


pan-playdate

One good yank o'l fix it


ChuRepan

My syster once stuck like that. Solution was the same.


aNINETIEZkid

I've had to free a few kids and every time they always went in feet first and kept going until neck deep😂


aNINETIEZkid

not the first time we've had to pull you head first out of a tight hole you little shit


oldfatslut

what a dome


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Went in feed first!


Necessary_Action_190

Its too small for his head but his body is flexible enough to squeeze through


whalebacon

OP's lack of imagination as to how a kid could do something like this is equally baffling.


schasti

As ive always said, its easy to get it in, but pulling out has always been hard


Lisa_Cry

Children always stick their little heads where they don't belong.


TheHOLYgooseofwisdom

Why ( not to be racist) is it always an Asian boy in these situations


koketso2

Protip


Kadoomed

Genuinely I had to rescue my 9 year old son who had managed to do something very similar on his computer chair just the other day, only he'd been sitting on it at the time.


Weak_Relation_2879

Looks like what I would of done at that age😂


thisisjedgoahead

Kind of like a cat. Easier to go up the tree, then down


SolidPublic3766

Maybe it’s the parents who are stupid and he went in feet first and the parents couldn’t figure that out until after trying to just pull his head out for 5 minutes.


dansots

I would've left them in there. Figure it out boi


AdventurousMiddle978

Kids are like dogs, they always find a way to stuck their heads


complex_Scorp43

I was waiting for the to realize push instead of pull. Even the kid knew it.


Desperate_Pin5240

Normal asian kids could just slide right back out cause the backs of their heads are flat, this poor kid tho with the shaped dome gets karma.


Select-Invite-7251

Heady Murphy.


InsomniacYogi

When we bought our home a few years ago the very first thing our then 10 year old son did was get his head stuck in the stair railing. Literally hadn’t brought a single box in yet and we were trying to get his head out of there.


DreamTeam1082

Asian Kids at it again.


gitarzan

My parents: “We’re going to have to leave you here, don’t cry, some nice people might feed you.


Scholar-Dismal

There is a hey Arnold episode where he makes friends with a group so they can rob a store because he has a football shaped head been 20 years but still think of it everyone of these videos


jdon1818

Push that MF!


XxKTtheLegendxX

just saw a vid where a kid stuck his head through the opening of a fence. firemen had to come a saw open the fence. kids stick their heads through anything.


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Thanks for muting it I don’t wanna hear the stupid laughing in the background


LunARctica_300

It was a really annoying chinese techno song with mlg horns


Regular-Elephant-635

My sister once got her head stuck in the gaps of the gate of our house.


TurboTerbo

Imagine missing your flight because your kid got stuck in a chair 😵‍💫


sadaharu25

Its China, you should start to worry if you dont hear anyone getting stuck or buildings collapsing in a day


youareprobnotugly

Life will find a way.


CryonautX

I think it would be easier to get the shoulders through and get the kid out the other way.


KizunaJosh

Kids have big brain that still undeveloped When he grow up he is the "there's an asian that better than you"


MeowFat3

China?


wookiex84

I saw this on an episode of Emergency! Gage and DeSoto will get him out.


SixtyCaliber

So things you just can’t seem understand how they happen.


Tenderly_Foxy

It's good that everything's okay


kasimbecimbo

As an ex kid, i can confirm that kids have a really high curiosity about how small a hole can fit their head.