[https://www.engadget.com/the-worlds-first-tooth-regrowing-drug-has-been-approved-for-human-trials-174423381.html](https://www.engadget.com/the-worlds-first-tooth-regrowing-drug-has-been-approved-for-human-trials-174423381.html)
SOON we'll be able to regrow teeth hopefully!
Well, since your teeth don't look like toenails, you don't have to worry about it. The drug turns off the gene that prohibits humans from being sharks. I would jump at the chance to take that drug in a heartbeat if it was offered to me.
I'm hoping it turns out to fare well in its studies, but can you imagine how much that shit will hurt? Brand new teeth growing, erupting from your gums and shifting your current teeth. Definitely worth it, but I feel like lots of people are envisioning taking a magic pill and waking up with new teeth.
It couldn't possibly hurt worse than a broken tooth or an abscessed tooth, which I've had more than I care for.
I remember a while back there was an article about how I think Japanese scientists were working on a "tooth scaffold" so to speak that they could implant in your mouth and then using a drug similar to this it would fill out and become just like another tooth, complete with enamel. Haven't heard anything recent, so methinks it didn't pan out.
I'd do it. My teeth aren't horrible, but I've had a chip in one for years and both my front teeth are half porcelain. 3 months of pain for a couple new teeth? Count me in
This is my dad trolling claim to fame. It's the best I've ever come up with and I'm damn proud of it. For both of my boys, when they were at the age where they had lost a couple baby teeth and were old enough to understand, I trolled both of them telling them... "Just wait until you lose your baby fingers. You have to walk around with little stumps for months until your adult fingers grow in". The fear in their eyes was palpable. Keeping a straight face was the hardest thing I've ever done.
Dental student here, if kids cause enough trauma to their baby teeth (such as excessive biting force, falling on their teeth, etc), it can damage their permanent teeth as they are still developing while the child grows!!
My dad taught me that if you don’t have a bottle opener, you can always use a seatbelt. Or a steady surface to angle the cap and slam your hand down on top of it.
I learned so much from that man as a child.
Man I’m jealous of folks who can do that, never been able to pull it off no matter how many times it’s shown to me
Mind you I also rarely drink bottled beer cause that shit is even more ridiculously expensive than cans are nowadays
In America there is a dairy company called Hiland. They produce and distribute all kinds of stuff like milk, dip, sour cream, etc.
However, in college my roommate and I were naturally low on cash but wanted to drink, so we went to the gas station by our apartment. We saw a 12 pack of Hiland beer for $6.99. Thinking, “Hey that’s a good deal!” we bought it. As soon as we drank it we immediately spit it out. It tasted like lite beer mixed with whole milk. Fucking disgusting.
I’ve definitely been a ‘boozer on a budget’ in the past.
It's a bit difficult to figure out but once you have it, it works everytime. The trick is to raise your finger as high above the cap as you can, and put your finger bone as close to the lip as you can to create a lever. The plastic of the lighter then digs into the cap. It can hurt a little bit, but nothing too bad as long as you don't put it over your joints. Sometimes you have to do it twice to get the cap all the way off, but once you learn to do it, it works 100% of the time.
I could show you in real life how to do it so quick you'd be amazed, but it's hard to explain it over reddit.
I taught my friend how to do the table one. Her and her friend went to a hotel room and did it all along the dresser and table. She texted me a picture and asked how to get the gouges back to normal.
Dentist here: please please don’t open bottles with your teeth. It’s one of the most common reasons why people come in with fractured teeth. Your teeth are so much more important than opening a beer.
Teeth beer opener here: In the video the boy uses his milk teeth to open the beer which is completely fine because they are easily expendable. Please ask your children to open your beer for you. Old people also work because they will die soon and don't have to live with the consequences of their actions
Do not allow kids to open bottles like that. Ever!!!!
I remember when I was 11 or 12, and a friend stole a bunch of beer bottles from a parent's cooler box. He tried to open it in this exact same way, but he messed up and cut his bottom lip wide open on one side. There was so much blood. It's probably one of the reasons why I never drank alcohol.
I remember seeing him again when we were 18. He still had a visible scar.
> Do not allow kids to open bottles like that. Ever!!!!
I mean I get that but isn't there a bigger issue here? I rather have my dumb 6 year old open bottle like this then be drinking that early in the day, at least wait until after the last nap time.
I hate having to bring this up all the time but in literally half the submissions, the parents are also dumb
But the entire point of the sub is that kids are doing something stupid, not trying to find who to blame
The first beer I ever had was a Heineken given to me by an Iraqi guy would also made us falafel, and now the two are intrinsically tied in my head. It was also the first time I had falafel. Big day.
That kid was taught to do this.. I know, because I was taught to do it as a kid until I chipped a tooth a few months later.. Fuck that guy for teaching a kid a bad habit.
There’s so much wrong with this
Opening with your teeth, THAT kind of bottle
The way he holds the cup with a thumb in it THEN lifts the thumb out to drink
Using a cup when he has the bottle
People are more shocked to the fact he opens the bottle with his teeth, but not to the fact he is drinking a fucking BEER (not really sure is a beer, but thats what shoked me the most).
Cool kid
Uh, that hurts my teeth just watching it
He’ll grow new ones.
It's a damn shame we only evolved to grow two sets. I'd happily take a new set every 10 years.
[https://www.engadget.com/the-worlds-first-tooth-regrowing-drug-has-been-approved-for-human-trials-174423381.html](https://www.engadget.com/the-worlds-first-tooth-regrowing-drug-has-been-approved-for-human-trials-174423381.html) SOON we'll be able to regrow teeth hopefully!
eww, I want teeth in my mouth, not toenails.
Well, since your teeth don't look like toenails, you don't have to worry about it. The drug turns off the gene that prohibits humans from being sharks. I would jump at the chance to take that drug in a heartbeat if it was offered to me.
I'm hoping it turns out to fare well in its studies, but can you imagine how much that shit will hurt? Brand new teeth growing, erupting from your gums and shifting your current teeth. Definitely worth it, but I feel like lots of people are envisioning taking a magic pill and waking up with new teeth.
Oralgel will become a HUGE seller, apply that every 4 hours for weeks while growing teeth
And creams for diaper rash. Anyone with teething children can tell you how their butts get all irritated during that period.
Oxycodone is primed and ready for a comeback!
It couldn't possibly hurt worse than a broken tooth or an abscessed tooth, which I've had more than I care for. I remember a while back there was an article about how I think Japanese scientists were working on a "tooth scaffold" so to speak that they could implant in your mouth and then using a drug similar to this it would fill out and become just like another tooth, complete with enamel. Haven't heard anything recent, so methinks it didn't pan out.
We got drugs for that. I'd love to have good teeth again.
Yeah but now you won’t have to settle for your weird aunt putting whiskey on her finger and rubbing it on your guns, you can just drink the bottle.
Wisdom teeth. Just got two of mine out. Suuuucked so bad. While it would be cool to grow new teeth instead of implants...it'll hurt so bad...
I'd do it. My teeth aren't horrible, but I've had a chip in one for years and both my front teeth are half porcelain. 3 months of pain for a couple new teeth? Count me in
How long until the poors get this?
US poors 50yrs, Developed country poors, I'd bet within 20 if human trials are successful.
This seems like the set up of a movie where everyone starts aggressively growing teeth non stop all over their body
I’d rather not teethe all my life to be fair
You only teethe as a baby when they initially have to break through the gums, not when you're a kid getting your adult teeth in.
Oh jokes you’re right, still, you ever seen what a toddlers skull looks like? Imagine the mess if we grew them every ten years.
Some sharks get a new set every two weeks. We should be more like sharks
Keep talking
Some people get multiple sets of teeth, and the xrays look horrifying. I don't think they grow in properly either.
This is my dad trolling claim to fame. It's the best I've ever come up with and I'm damn proud of it. For both of my boys, when they were at the age where they had lost a couple baby teeth and were old enough to understand, I trolled both of them telling them... "Just wait until you lose your baby fingers. You have to walk around with little stumps for months until your adult fingers grow in". The fear in their eyes was palpable. Keeping a straight face was the hardest thing I've ever done.
Damn, son! That's an instant horror core memory. Lol
Definitely on my complaint list when I see God
That and kidney stones.
I'm just picturing the president delivering the state of the union speech after having lost two of his teeth lmao
There's a drug entering human trials that can regrow teeth
I, unfortunately, was still doing this move into my mid 20s, I did not grow new ones
Me too, but I didn't plan on living this long.
New brain cells maybe
\- Smart Hulk
Use em while you can I guess. Pretty sure that would have been it for my teeth.
Dental student here, if kids cause enough trauma to their baby teeth (such as excessive biting force, falling on their teeth, etc), it can damage their permanent teeth as they are still developing while the child grows!!
i feel you, same here as well
The last time I did this I tried to open a corona bottle the cap slipped and scrapped the shit out of my gums
His shirt does say BOSS.
I chipped a tooth like this once
Yeah. My gums started bleeding from this.
Someone needs to tell him that world is made from bottle openers
He had to bite it because his girl stole his lighter.
when dad shows how he opens his beer
My dad taught me that if you don’t have a bottle opener, you can always use a seatbelt. Or a steady surface to angle the cap and slam your hand down on top of it. I learned so much from that man as a child.
You can also use a densely folded piece of paper. Had to do that a few times
Alcoholic problems require alcoholic solutions. I love it
I feel like there are more things around me right now that I could open a beer with than I couldn't.
Lighter works fine
Man I’m jealous of folks who can do that, never been able to pull it off no matter how many times it’s shown to me Mind you I also rarely drink bottled beer cause that shit is even more ridiculously expensive than cans are nowadays
I’d be an alcoholic if it weren’t for this damn economy. I feel you.
The other day I got 18 can box of Stella for £12. It’s about how low you are ready to drop your standards.
In America there is a dairy company called Hiland. They produce and distribute all kinds of stuff like milk, dip, sour cream, etc. However, in college my roommate and I were naturally low on cash but wanted to drink, so we went to the gas station by our apartment. We saw a 12 pack of Hiland beer for $6.99. Thinking, “Hey that’s a good deal!” we bought it. As soon as we drank it we immediately spit it out. It tasted like lite beer mixed with whole milk. Fucking disgusting. I’ve definitely been a ‘boozer on a budget’ in the past.
I love milky sweats Thank god for my wife and thank God for Hiland
It's a bit difficult to figure out but once you have it, it works everytime. The trick is to raise your finger as high above the cap as you can, and put your finger bone as close to the lip as you can to create a lever. The plastic of the lighter then digs into the cap. It can hurt a little bit, but nothing too bad as long as you don't put it over your joints. Sometimes you have to do it twice to get the cap all the way off, but once you learn to do it, it works 100% of the time. I could show you in real life how to do it so quick you'd be amazed, but it's hard to explain it over reddit.
I used to be able to open beers with another beer.
used to? Cans are easier but using a another bottle is still pretty easy.
I remember watching a guy do the hand slam and break a chunk out of a countertop
Yeah you gotta be aware of your surroundings and choose the best surface. That’s a rookie move.
I have also seen Arrested Development.
I taught my friend how to do the table one. Her and her friend went to a hotel room and did it all along the dresser and table. She texted me a picture and asked how to get the gouges back to normal.
Don’t even need to slam it down, just need a bit of leverage and it pops right off. I used to do it with the plastic game cases
You can open a beer bottle with almost anything. I do it with my car keys and lighters.
My great uncle showed me how to open beer bottles with a fork and I’ve learned from my aunts how to open them with a lighter.
Dentist here: please please don’t open bottles with your teeth. It’s one of the most common reasons why people come in with fractured teeth. Your teeth are so much more important than opening a beer.
Teeth beer opener here: In the video the boy uses his milk teeth to open the beer which is completely fine because they are easily expendable. Please ask your children to open your beer for you. Old people also work because they will die soon and don't have to live with the consequences of their actions
I typically use grandma’s forehead for my beers. She’s built up quite a callous growth over the years. She ain’t good for anything else!
You can light matches on that forehead too
What if they're too young to understand what I'm asking? Can I just carry them under my arm and use them as a beer opener?
Finally a reason to have children! Till they make a bottle opener that follows you around and screams, a kid will do alright.
Milk teeth?
Another word for deciduous teeth
Interesting. Must be a regional thing, I've never heard that. In fact the only thing I cand think to call them is baby teeth lol.
In Germany it is called milk teeth as well “Milchzähne”
When you say most common... are we talking top 10, top 5?
I was shocked by this too until I looked at their post history and saw they live in Philadelphia.
Top 3. Anecdotally, #1 beer bottles, #2 crabs, #3 chicken wings
Chicken wings? What, do they bite on the bone or something? Do drumsticks also go on that list?
Yes, people love chewing on chicken bones.
I have used my teeth to crack a claw before and realized it was not one of my best teeth moments.
His jacket does say Boss
Thats not a brand, that is his name tag.
The fact that right under this was an advertisement for alcohol studies xD
I had a Crypto ad.
I have an ad for a sex drug for men. I'm a queer woman
I do follow crypto. Maybe you tricked the algorithm into thinking you are a horny man lol.
You guys have ads?
Right? I don't get any ads.
I had an ad for erectile dysfunction.
There's ads on Reddit? On mobile app or something? I've never seen an ad on this site.
I have Brave.
You guys have ads?
Heinomighty stuff
There was an ad? Damn I just glance right over those things now
My was Woodluxe Exterior Stains
Supplements for me. I'm 40 ☹️
USAA renters insurance
Do not allow kids to open bottles like that. Ever!!!! I remember when I was 11 or 12, and a friend stole a bunch of beer bottles from a parent's cooler box. He tried to open it in this exact same way, but he messed up and cut his bottom lip wide open on one side. There was so much blood. It's probably one of the reasons why I never drank alcohol. I remember seeing him again when we were 18. He still had a visible scar.
You can lose a teeth too this way lol
> Do not allow kids to open bottles like that. Ever!!!! I mean I get that but isn't there a bigger issue here? I rather have my dumb 6 year old open bottle like this then be drinking that early in the day, at least wait until after the last nap time.
Skill issue
r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb
I hate having to bring this up all the time but in literally half the submissions, the parents are also dumb But the entire point of the sub is that kids are doing something stupid, not trying to find who to blame
Also let's be real, the sibling is likely recording
Why not both?
https://i.redd.it/vajizyw6mjad1.gif
If there was an adult filming that, that adult needs adult supervision
Is that a rolling rock beer? Haha
I think it’s a heiny
Yeah but it's the kid sized so it's all good.
That brand has none alcoholic version that looks identical.
Heineken 0.0 (the alcohol free version) has a blue cap, not green. He’s got the real deal lol.
Still tastes like water. Worst Dutch export in existence
Yeah the NA version is blue. Lads got a stock Heiny.
I dont think we should be discussing that child’s heiney /s
The first beer I ever had was a Heineken given to me by an Iraqi guy would also made us falafel, and now the two are intrinsically tied in my head. It was also the first time I had falafel. Big day.
Its 100% a Heiny. I can tell not even off the cap, the label off the back fits
Bottle cap is wrong.
Rolling Rock Mini.
Heineken, you can just about see the arch on the front when he goes for the pour.
Start em young
he is dadder then my dad
I half expected him to spit out some chewing tobacco before taking a sip
That's how I lost one of my teeth in my 20s 🤣. Broke in half, got and abscess and had it pulled.
I thought he was gonna pour it into the cup then drink from the bottle. 😅
Is it being recorded by a phone?
Obviously what else would it be filmed by?
Ah yes, the old days of childhood
Heineken?
Yes. Very sad.
That child was born in the wrong time. That’s definitely a Gen X move!
I feel like my teeth chipped just looking at that......
Kid was born with a suspended license
Not his first time on earth
That kid drinking a rolling rock?
That kid's seen some shit already.
why is this in r/kidsarefuckingstupid?
Because kids don't tip the cup when pouring.
Because it's stupid to do that shit to your teeth?
Teach him to do it with a lighter. Then he'll look really cool
Kid looking like he just got off a 9-5 shift.
Idk if I actually want him to have a phone now. Taking the top off the bottle with his teeth… we have a potential future alcoholic here.
And that's exactly why I have broken teeth now at the age of 37.
TEETH ARE JEWELS NOT TOOLS
Future MODELO drinker right there. CHOLO
Going up in the 80s lol
That is horrible for your teeth. Good lord.
A kid without a phone, or front teeth. And a future Alcoholics Anonymous attendee.
Kid beer 😎
“Ima lose these teeth anyway, fuckit”
That kid was taught to do this.. I know, because I was taught to do it as a kid until I chipped a tooth a few months later.. Fuck that guy for teaching a kid a bad habit.
There’s so much wrong with this Opening with your teeth, THAT kind of bottle The way he holds the cup with a thumb in it THEN lifts the thumb out to drink Using a cup when he has the bottle
Don’t drink and Swing
he's about to get adhd from that speed cola
meh, they're baby teeth anyway
opening it with his teeth but pouring it into a cup after is just really funny. i half expected him to start chugging from the bottle
I tried something similar as a young teen. Instantly chipped my tooth.
They're just baby teeth anyhow...no harm there.
This kid is going places. The dentist will probably be one of them
English teeth speedrun
His jacket checks out
Tbh this kids a Chad, give him some slack! Lmfao
Tilt the cup lil bro, that's all foam
Hell yeah brother, little bro out here smashing bottles.
Kid without a phone or teeth
back from OT on the job
What is that? A Rolling Rock beer? 🚀
At least he has spares I guess.
Dude needs to learn to pour a beer - that's gonna be a nice cup of froth for him to enjoy
Just give’m the damn phone
One of the worst arguments against giving kids phones lol.
Those baby teeth are going to fall out eventually, might as well put them to good use.
Slavic lineage?
brainrot vs liverrot
Kid needs to learn to tilt the cup when pouring. Cup is all head.
Yeah just film. Don't look out for the kid or anything
He has the same look in his eyes as a coal miner coming home after his 4th consecutive 14h shift
I love it that the person recording had zero regard for his teeth
Tell him not to do that. He is going to break a tooth for sure.
One of the rare occasions where I think he'd be better off with his face stuck in a phone.
He is going to be the best uncle
People are more shocked to the fact he opens the bottle with his teeth, but not to the fact he is drinking a fucking BEER (not really sure is a beer, but thats what shoked me the most). Cool kid
That’s gonna get expensive at the dentist.
Jacket checks out.
Total stud
My son pretty much
I like that he is civilised to not drink straight from the bottle
This is exactly how you groom children in to becoming alcoholics
A friend of mine always used to open beer bottles with her teeth. Until she broke one of her teeth.
Doesn't the parents care
Alcoholic in the making
“This kid is going to be a addicted, he just doesn’t know it yet 🎅🎅🦀💵”
He won't have any teeth when he is older if he keeps doing that.
Aww god that hurts my teeth
This is learned behavior. Blame his parents who should have never reproduced.
Mom is gonna be real happy with those dentist bills.
So... why use the cup?
I could be wrong but it looks to me like that cap is plastic, not metal. Still not good for his teeth, but certainly better
Is that a heinekin?
He has seen dad pound a few.