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Cindergeist

Uh, that hurts my teeth just watching it


sheezy520

He’ll grow new ones.


Jean-LucBacardi

It's a damn shame we only evolved to grow two sets. I'd happily take a new set every 10 years.


stephenBB81

[https://www.engadget.com/the-worlds-first-tooth-regrowing-drug-has-been-approved-for-human-trials-174423381.html](https://www.engadget.com/the-worlds-first-tooth-regrowing-drug-has-been-approved-for-human-trials-174423381.html) SOON we'll be able to regrow teeth hopefully!


sukihasmu

eww, I want teeth in my mouth, not toenails.


exzyle2k

Well, since your teeth don't look like toenails, you don't have to worry about it. The drug turns off the gene that prohibits humans from being sharks. I would jump at the chance to take that drug in a heartbeat if it was offered to me.


Dunkelz

I'm hoping it turns out to fare well in its studies, but can you imagine how much that shit will hurt? Brand new teeth growing, erupting from your gums and shifting your current teeth. Definitely worth it, but I feel like lots of people are envisioning taking a magic pill and waking up with new teeth.


stephenBB81

Oralgel will become a HUGE seller, apply that every 4 hours for weeks while growing teeth


Solid-Search-3341

And creams for diaper rash. Anyone with teething children can tell you how their butts get all irritated during that period.


badadviceforyou244

Oxycodone is primed and ready for a comeback!


exzyle2k

It couldn't possibly hurt worse than a broken tooth or an abscessed tooth, which I've had more than I care for. I remember a while back there was an article about how I think Japanese scientists were working on a "tooth scaffold" so to speak that they could implant in your mouth and then using a drug similar to this it would fill out and become just like another tooth, complete with enamel. Haven't heard anything recent, so methinks it didn't pan out.


anivex

We got drugs for that. I'd love to have good teeth again.


MalHeartsNutmeg

Yeah but now you won’t have to settle for your weird aunt putting whiskey on her finger and rubbing it on your guns, you can just drink the bottle.


SydneyCartonLived

Wisdom teeth. Just got two of mine out. Suuuucked so bad. While it would be cool to grow new teeth instead of implants...it'll hurt so bad...


HungerMadra

I'd do it. My teeth aren't horrible, but I've had a chip in one for years and both my front teeth are half porcelain. 3 months of pain for a couple new teeth? Count me in


Jerking4jesus

How long until the poors get this?


stephenBB81

US poors 50yrs, Developed country poors, I'd bet within 20 if human trials are successful.


adamantcondition

This seems like the set up of a movie where everyone starts aggressively growing teeth non stop all over their body


bunga7777

I’d rather not teethe all my life to be fair


Jean-LucBacardi

You only teethe as a baby when they initially have to break through the gums, not when you're a kid getting your adult teeth in.


bunga7777

Oh jokes you’re right, still, you ever seen what a toddlers skull looks like? Imagine the mess if we grew them every ten years.


Mindless_Ad_6045

Some sharks get a new set every two weeks. We should be more like sharks


bunga7777

Keep talking


Ehcksit

Some people get multiple sets of teeth, and the xrays look horrifying. I don't think they grow in properly either.


rhinosb

This is my dad trolling claim to fame. It's the best I've ever come up with and I'm damn proud of it. For both of my boys, when they were at the age where they had lost a couple baby teeth and were old enough to understand, I trolled both of them telling them... "Just wait until you lose your baby fingers. You have to walk around with little stumps for months until your adult fingers grow in". The fear in their eyes was palpable. Keeping a straight face was the hardest thing I've ever done.


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

Damn, son! That's an instant horror core memory. Lol


Weird_Roof_7584

Definitely on my complaint list when I see God


Jean-LucBacardi

That and kidney stones.


UnderstandingEast721

I'm just picturing the president delivering the state of the union speech after having lost two of his teeth lmao


Vectorman1989

There's a drug entering human trials that can regrow teeth


Minus15t

I, unfortunately, was still doing this move into my mid 20s, I did not grow new ones


MisterDonkey

Me too, but I didn't plan on living this long.


Bisonfan1

New brain cells maybe


0LucidMoon0

\- Smart Hulk


evanwilliams44

Use em while you can I guess. Pretty sure that would have been it for my teeth.


peachydonutt

Dental student here, if kids cause enough trauma to their baby teeth (such as excessive biting force, falling on their teeth, etc), it can damage their permanent teeth as they are still developing while the child grows!!


GregoryWillAz

i feel you, same here as well


Dreamoreality

The last time I did this I tried to open a corona bottle the cap slipped and scrapped the shit out of my gums


Enjoying_A_Meal

His shirt does say BOSS.


Thagalaxy

I chipped a tooth like this once


samanime

Yeah. My gums started bleeding from this.


R_Morningstar

Someone needs to tell him that world is made from bottle openers


mden1974

He had to bite it because his girl stole his lighter.


Logical_Essay_5916

when dad shows how he opens his beer


FloppyObelisk

My dad taught me that if you don’t have a bottle opener, you can always use a seatbelt. Or a steady surface to angle the cap and slam your hand down on top of it. I learned so much from that man as a child.


Any-Loquat-7459

You can also use a densely folded piece of paper. Had to do that a few times


FloppyObelisk

Alcoholic problems require alcoholic solutions. I love it


ComplaintNo6835

I feel like there are more things around me right now that I could open a beer with than I couldn't.


MagnetHype

Lighter works fine


RyanB_

Man I’m jealous of folks who can do that, never been able to pull it off no matter how many times it’s shown to me Mind you I also rarely drink bottled beer cause that shit is even more ridiculously expensive than cans are nowadays


FloppyObelisk

I’d be an alcoholic if it weren’t for this damn economy. I feel you.


_WalksAlone_

The other day I got 18 can box of Stella for £12. It’s about how low you are ready to drop your standards.


FloppyObelisk

In America there is a dairy company called Hiland. They produce and distribute all kinds of stuff like milk, dip, sour cream, etc. However, in college my roommate and I were naturally low on cash but wanted to drink, so we went to the gas station by our apartment. We saw a 12 pack of Hiland beer for $6.99. Thinking, “Hey that’s a good deal!” we bought it. As soon as we drank it we immediately spit it out. It tasted like lite beer mixed with whole milk. Fucking disgusting. I’ve definitely been a ‘boozer on a budget’ in the past.


LyingForTruth

I love milky sweats Thank god for my wife and thank God for Hiland


MagnetHype

It's a bit difficult to figure out but once you have it, it works everytime. The trick is to raise your finger as high above the cap as you can, and put your finger bone as close to the lip as you can to create a lever. The plastic of the lighter then digs into the cap. It can hurt a little bit, but nothing too bad as long as you don't put it over your joints. Sometimes you have to do it twice to get the cap all the way off, but once you learn to do it, it works 100% of the time. I could show you in real life how to do it so quick you'd be amazed, but it's hard to explain it over reddit.


kim_bong_un

I used to be able to open beers with another beer.


cor315

used to? Cans are easier but using a another bottle is still pretty easy.


flossyourmolars

I remember watching a guy do the hand slam and break a chunk out of a countertop


FloppyObelisk

Yeah you gotta be aware of your surroundings and choose the best surface. That’s a rookie move.


Dirk_Speedwell

I have also seen Arrested Development.


Booksaregrand

I taught my friend how to do the table one. Her and her friend went to a hotel room and did it all along the dresser and table. She texted me a picture and asked how to get the gouges back to normal.


Chilrend

Don’t even need to slam it down, just need a bit of leverage and it pops right off. I used to do it with the plastic game cases


hallucinogenics8

You can open a beer bottle with almost anything. I do it with my car keys and lighters.


zincboymc

My great uncle showed me how to open beer bottles with a fork and I’ve learned from my aunts how to open them with a lighter.


scammingladdy

Dentist here: please please don’t open bottles with your teeth. It’s one of the most common reasons why people come in with fractured teeth. Your teeth are so much more important than opening a beer.


gkrsuper

Teeth beer opener here: In the video the boy uses his milk teeth to open the beer which is completely fine because they are easily expendable. Please ask your children to open your beer for you. Old people also work because they will die soon and don't have to live with the consequences of their actions


Dr_FeeIgood

I typically use grandma’s forehead for my beers. She’s built up quite a callous growth over the years. She ain’t good for anything else!


Sharknado4President

You can light matches on that forehead too


BoardsofCanadaTwo

What if they're too young to understand what I'm asking? Can I just carry them under my arm and use them as a beer opener?


MathematicianWat

Finally a reason to have children! Till they make a bottle opener that follows you around and screams, a kid will do alright.


nlevine1988

Milk teeth?


gkrsuper

Another word for deciduous teeth


nlevine1988

Interesting. Must be a regional thing, I've never heard that. In fact the only thing I cand think to call them is baby teeth lol.


PulloverParker

In Germany it is called milk teeth as well “Milchzähne”


Firehot01

When you say most common... are we talking top 10, top 5?


KanagawaHokusai

I was shocked by this too until I looked at their post history and saw they live in Philadelphia.


scammingladdy

Top 3. Anecdotally, #1 beer bottles, #2 crabs, #3 chicken wings


TelevisionAny5935

Chicken wings? What, do they bite on the bone or something? Do drumsticks also go on that list?


sensitivitea21

Yes, people love chewing on chicken bones.


noobpwner314

I have used my teeth to crack a claw before and realized it was not one of my best teeth moments.


MimosaQueen1122

His jacket does say Boss


Hitchhikerdave

Thats not a brand, that is his name tag.


SparkBark420

The fact that right under this was an advertisement for alcohol studies xD


texrygo

I had a Crypto ad.


_Potato_Cat_

I have an ad for a sex drug for men. I'm a queer woman


texrygo

I do follow crypto. Maybe you tricked the algorithm into thinking you are a horny man lol.


Scruffynerffherder

You guys have ads?


Tro1138

Right? I don't get any ads.


_Diskreet_

I had an ad for erectile dysfunction.


jda404

There's ads on Reddit? On mobile app or something? I've never seen an ad on this site.


Numerous-Stranger-81

I have Brave.


Ass4ssinX

You guys have ads?


chimpdoctor

Heinomighty stuff


Podoviridae

There was an ad? Damn I just glance right over those things now


Rocket270

My was Woodluxe Exterior Stains


Red_it_stupid_af

Supplements for me.  I'm 40 ☹️


zzzorba

USAA renters insurance 


MealieAI

Do not allow kids to open bottles like that. Ever!!!! I remember when I was 11 or 12, and a friend stole a bunch of beer bottles from a parent's cooler box. He tried to open it in this exact same way, but he messed up and cut his bottom lip wide open on one side. There was so much blood. It's probably one of the reasons why I never drank alcohol. I remember seeing him again when we were 18. He still had a visible scar.


GMB2006

You can lose a teeth too this way lol


canman7373

> Do not allow kids to open bottles like that. Ever!!!! I mean I get that but isn't there a bigger issue here? I rather have my dumb 6 year old open bottle like this then be drinking that early in the day, at least wait until after the last nap time.


That-Intern-7452

Skill issue


champsammy14

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


RainbowFire122RBLX

I hate having to bring this up all the time but in literally half the submissions, the parents are also dumb But the entire point of the sub is that kids are doing something stupid, not trying to find who to blame


asuka_is_my_co-pilot

Also let's be real, the sibling is likely recording


MealieAI

Why not both?


Squanchy15

https://i.redd.it/vajizyw6mjad1.gif


PittedOut

If there was an adult filming that, that adult needs adult supervision


CicadaHead3317

Is that a rolling rock beer? Haha


Shnailzzz

I think it’s a heiny


DirtNapsRevenge

Yeah but it's the kid sized so it's all good.


Asocial_dragon

That brand has none alcoholic version that looks identical.


Dovahkenny123

Heineken 0.0 (the alcohol free version) has a blue cap, not green. He’s got the real deal lol.


Foxion7

Still tastes like water. Worst Dutch export in existence


magicmurph

Yeah the NA version is blue. Lads got a stock Heiny.


Sandee1997

I dont think we should be discussing that child’s heiney /s


Numerous-Stranger-81

The first beer I ever had was a Heineken given to me by an Iraqi guy would also made us falafel, and now the two are intrinsically tied in my head. It was also the first time I had falafel. Big day.


NashKetchum777

Its 100% a Heiny. I can tell not even off the cap, the label off the back fits


rosanymphae

Bottle cap is wrong.


kev5050

Rolling Rock Mini.


BoardsofCanadaTwo

Heineken, you can just about see the arch on the front when he goes for the pour.


Firespark1900

Start em young


doyouknowmebro

he is dadder then my dad


ruste530

I half expected him to spit out some chewing tobacco before taking a sip


Ov3r-_-K1LL

That's how I lost one of my teeth in my 20s 🤣. Broke in half, got and abscess and had it pulled.


Legoking20

I thought he was gonna pour it into the cup then drink from the bottle. 😅


DiscountEven4703

Is it being recorded by a phone?


Gold-Tutor6446

Obviously what else would it be filmed by?


Eclipsed_eyes47

Ah yes, the old days of childhood


PureWing6629

Heineken?


one_of_the_many_bots

Yes. Very sad.


Qu33fW3llington

That child was born in the wrong time. That’s definitely a Gen X move!


Tabora__

I feel like my teeth chipped just looking at that......


RDNKchevy

Kid was born with a suspended license


Novel-Hat1407

Not his first time on earth


kartoonist435

That kid drinking a rolling rock?


Latter-Confidence-44

That kid's seen some shit already.


ShiftToSprint

why is this in r/kidsarefuckingstupid?


AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT

Because kids don't tip the cup when pouring.


WaffleProfessor

Because it's stupid to do that shit to your teeth?


Unholy_Thunderkokk

Teach him to do it with a lighter. Then he'll look really cool


AnnieApple_

Kid looking like he just got off a 9-5 shift.


ShapeBasic

Idk if I actually want him to have a phone now. Taking the top off the bottle with his teeth… we have a potential future alcoholic here.


LoganGNU

And that's exactly why I have broken teeth now at the age of 37.


BucketOfPeople

TEETH ARE JEWELS NOT TOOLS


Neat-Hope6129

Future MODELO drinker right there. CHOLO


ThickMode943

Going up in the 80s lol


BeyondthePenumbra

That is horrible for your teeth. Good lord.


CMK64jhb

A kid without a phone, or front teeth. And a future Alcoholics Anonymous attendee.


rohank101

Kid beer 😎


systemisfailing

“Ima lose these teeth anyway, fuckit”


Ihateallfascists

That kid was taught to do this.. I know, because I was taught to do it as a kid until I chipped a tooth a few months later.. Fuck that guy for teaching a kid a bad habit.


Latter-Direction-336

There’s so much wrong with this Opening with your teeth, THAT kind of bottle The way he holds the cup with a thumb in it THEN lifts the thumb out to drink Using a cup when he has the bottle


Wise_Serve_5846

Don’t drink and Swing


NexuzRequiem

he's about to get adhd from that speed cola


jwicc

meh, they're baby teeth anyway


[deleted]

opening it with his teeth but pouring it into a cup after is just really funny. i half expected him to start chugging from the bottle


MutedBrilliant1593

I tried something similar as a young teen. Instantly chipped my tooth.


Royal_Bear_3528

They're just baby teeth anyhow...no harm there.


Kasaikemono

This kid is going places. The dentist will probably be one of them


oxtraerdinary

English teeth speedrun


External-Warthog1989

His jacket checks out


TheIlluminatedDragon

Tbh this kids a Chad, give him some slack! Lmfao


Shoddy-Rip8259

Tilt the cup lil bro, that's all foam


Pm_All_The_Tiddies

Hell yeah brother, little bro out here smashing bottles.


WaveJam

Kid without a phone or teeth


kbzstudios

back from OT on the job


RussMan104

What is that? A Rolling Rock beer? 🚀


Exciting_Result7781

At least he has spares I guess.


enigmaticsince87

Dude needs to learn to pour a beer - that's gonna be a nice cup of froth for him to enjoy


AstroAlpaca-

Just give’m the damn phone


Arqideus

One of the worst arguments against giving kids phones lol.


drinkmoredrano

Those baby teeth are going to fall out eventually, might as well put them to good use.


puthiyatheru

Slavic lineage?


TomLin81876

brainrot vs liverrot


1dot21gigaflops

Kid needs to learn to tilt the cup when pouring. Cup is all head.


ThrowawayAudio1

Yeah just film. Don't look out for the kid or anything


Brickywood

He has the same look in his eyes as a coal miner coming home after his 4th consecutive 14h shift


Pure_Professional663

I love it that the person recording had zero regard for his teeth


will0072468

Tell him not to do that. He is going to break a tooth for sure.


wap2005

One of the rare occasions where I think he'd be better off with his face stuck in a phone.


Responsible_Group966

He is going to be the best uncle


JogaNoHard_DF

People are more shocked to the fact he opens the bottle with his teeth, but not to the fact he is drinking a fucking BEER (not really sure is a beer, but thats what shoked me the most). Cool kid


sysaphiswaits

That’s gonna get expensive at the dentist.


Stock-Development-35

Jacket checks out.


Brainschicago

Total stud 


TinyNeff

My son pretty much


KeyWorldliness580

I like that he is civilised to not drink straight from the bottle


good_boyyyyyyyy

This is exactly how you groom children in to becoming alcoholics


mnbvcdo

A friend of mine always used to open beer bottles with her teeth. Until she broke one of her teeth.


Bruhimalbert

Doesn't the parents care


Ambitious_Chaos

Alcoholic in the making


Designer-Bus-8593

“This kid is going to be a addicted, he just doesn’t know it yet 🎅🎅🦀💵”


Remarkable_Mail_4958

He won't have any teeth when he is older if he keeps doing that.


Alansar_Trignot

Aww god that hurts my teeth


truthplotgold

This is learned behavior. Blame his parents who should have never reproduced.


DocBrutus

Mom is gonna be real happy with those dentist bills.


airforcevet1987

So... why use the cup?


megpIant

I could be wrong but it looks to me like that cap is plastic, not metal. Still not good for his teeth, but certainly better


Remarkable-Race-3492

Is that a heinekin?


tht1guy63

He has seen dad pound a few.