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bunkercrap

Uncle lazer better at burning bridges than making jokes


Twisty1020

More like Uncle Icarus at this point.


office7911

you son of a bitch


BrysonJT

Why would you fly there???


BrysonJT

NO SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU FLY THERE?!?


GuitarThing

10/10 comment


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i don't think there was a bridge left to burn. i am sure he was told not to come back to KT and now he is trying to play it off like it was his choice.


_Captain__Hindsight_

Someone tagged Tony in the next comment lol


mykz_urbf

And one of his pinned videos is him on Kill Tony


Potential_Ad_420_

Lmao


Avid28193

Damn Lazer is big mad that he got called out for stealing jokes out of the back of his dad's Playboys and then dropped by Tony. Imagine being that emotional about being dropped by a "free" show. And you know Mr. "Fuck Kill Tony" is definitely checking this sub like he always does. Everyone say hi to the hack!


69sucka

not a fan, but really lost any respect towards him when he is telling street jokes about a carrot used as a dildo.


Avid28193

It wasn't even just that one joke. It was pretty much every story he told during each of his sets. I'm not a fan of his comedy. However, in all fairness, I did enjoy his podcast when he had a couple of good guests on. He had William and Michael Gonzalez on, and those episodes were pretty good.


Pneumq7711

He's more like a wannabe hack.


aidenfrancis

yikes, what jokes did he steal? i don’t doubt it. i tried but never could like that dude or his character.


stickyscooter600

Carrot joke on the Roseanne episode


The_Freshmaker

lol maybe he could open for Carlos Mencia with that one


dabberdan97

When did Tony call him out on it? I just watched the set but they didn’t say any thing about it


roaminfinite

from who did he steal it?


insidiousapricot

google farmers daughter hot buttered corn joke


asdf420yolo

A few times he just retold street jokes and internet memes as his own (Tbf David Lucas did the exact same). Lazer did a joke about pulling anal beads out of a girls ass like he was starting a lawnmower. I’m almost positive that jokes older than the internet. I remember hearing my older cousins making that same joke in the early 90s.


DualityisFunnnn

The lawn mower anal bead joke I made a post about it you can’t look at my post to see it


Competitive_Cold_232

Tony not a steal but he tells one person a show that they could be 13 or 73 or something in that format


ToughSeveral81

If he is then shouts out to him. Big respect for shitting on Tony who is a bitch. Carrot story gang till I die 🥕


[deleted]

Stupid fucking story, wasn’t funny and wasn’t even clever


crackpotJeffrey

you just might be replying to Lazer himself rn lmao


Avid28193

I forget what magazine that joke was copied from. But yea, he told someone else's joke pretty well. And Tony gave him a chance when he probably shouldn't have.


BlankyPop

What joke? I listen every week, but, I guess I’m out of the loop.


Avid28193

It was one of those passed around job site story jokes where Lazer pretends he was banging some chick, then put a carrot in her ass, then throws the carrot on the floor. Next morning, they wake up and the woman's kid is standing at the foot of the bed eating the carrot or something. Super hilarious if your a mushy-brained Lazer type.


jimijimicocobain

That sounds like some Stern Show humor


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mileskerowhack

So everything billionaires say is funny?


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mileskerowhack

I'm sure I am but I have no idea how this relates to my comment.


bacon_cereal

We found his burner account


Avid28193

He's really trying to make "Carrot Story Gang" a thing lol. That must have been the joke that Tony finally booted him for.


thatgerhard

we shouldnt mention him anymore on here


[deleted]

All of social media is just losers trying to find bigger losers to dunk on. It's miserable but goddamnit I'm addicted.


Successful-Tip-1411

You...how could you...I...dammit you made me self aware


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

Expect a bunch of posts in a few weeks... Ughh...


Pinkkow

RIP Lazer💀


Successful-Tip-1411

Sometimes I think Tony saw Uncle Lazers personality and knew he would fall out, so he made an example of him by just letting him fail and giving him a stage to do so


BarryMcCockener710

I can understand the point he’s making, but he wouldn’t be where he is if it wasn’t for the exposure he got from kill tony. He should show some appreciation if you ask me


my_very_first_alt

if dude thinks he is above a regular appearance on weekly show with millions of views he is in for a rude awakening


putyagundown

I mean he had Tony loving him and he fumbled it in more than one way I don’t mean drugs but the way he thought he was already on top when he was still working his way up probably turned people off


Vickie184

Lazer is to Tony as Shaub is to Rogan.


chaotichousecat

That's perfect


bumblebeetuunaa

Scales about right


houseparty3

Water we dune hair? Uncle Lazer lame dude nevur met em


MarvelousuolevraM

Shaub is better than Lazer and I can't stand Shaub.


GnarKill406

I wouldn't go that far


Loud_Teacher_8593

He never even tried to write a joke. Anyone else that had Tony’s backing would have been writing day and night. (Ha! Tony’s backing…cuz Tony’s gay)


Reasonable-Self7809

Had he played the game a bit he could have a career like the other regulars.


Only-Flanks

No he can’t. He’s a personality, not a comedian. He isn’t funny, every dumb retard thinks he’s funny cause he looks like a caricatures of a southern person, but when you listen to the words there’s no thought there. He was an oil rig worker, you really think he has any awareness on how to become a great comedian. Nope, just another “influencer” grasping for more than 15


MuteCook

He probably could have done something similar to Larry the cable guy when he was calling into radio stations. For example, next is uncle Lazers take on this weeks news or something. Where he puts his personality on display rather than trying to be a stand up


Glendel66

That is a very good analysis.


chuwak

Who the fook is Uncle Lazer outside of kill tony


BecomePnueman

I mean to be fair he was already Internet famous for other stuff. He would be doing fine. He was also rich from working in oil


MrPMChubs

What exactly is the thing he's claiming to be good at?


okdesign

He's good at being an Uncle Lazer. Honestly he's the best Uncle Lazer I've ever seen. Unfortunately, he's not a good comedian.


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Fine-Information5993

I was at the live show this week and Uncle Lazer was on it


nonam31290

What part so I can be ready to fast forward it.


theAwkwardLegend

Just look in Comments after the premier, someone always timestamps them.


Potential_Ad_420_

To you he isn’t a good comedian. The KT sun is basically a hate page. The dude sells out shows out of state. That’s pretty impressive in itself


Pneumq7711

As someone pointed out yesterday, Carlos mencia is selling out shows rn too. Idiots will line up and pay for anything.


Lost_Evidence_2099

I can not imagine watching more than a minute of uncle larper. Has to be amazing b


BriyanWithKnowWhy

Fucking Texas twinks.


Potential_Ad_420_

He sells out shows now lol


RecordHead9391

They aren't great though. Does less time than his opening acts. At least that was the case when I saw him.


ntcbond

Uncle loser is a retard. He's a hack idiot, that thinks that acting like a goof while fucked up on Coke is a persona. If he really worked in the oil fields I bet his old Co workers think he's the biggest dumbass Mary there is.


neymarneverdove

rig workers probably see Lazer like we see a mirror


Pneumq7711

Lazer is a little girl compared to your average rig worker lol


Lost_Evidence_2099

I doubt they think he’s big. Dude shorter than Rogan and wears a size 6 cowboy boot


Important_Sector_547

🎶Petite feet. Feminine step. Sounds like a laaaaady when he’s walkin’ in the room, he’s got…🎶 😂😂


AEMNW

Damn, looks like some bridges been burnt.


ItsGinoblie9

What a moron lol even if it’s free it’s amazing face time to get his name out more , def ain’t rooting for this toool


DontBruhMeBrah

Right. Only reason he's saying "fuck Kill Tony" is because he gets so butthurt about how many internet people don't like him. Can't take the heat? Get the fuck out the kitchen bud.


banjofitzgerald

Being a regular on a popular show plus all the networking he could do with a new established comedian every week is worth more than whatever he’s getting from Texas gigs.


BunjaminFrnklin

Wow, this fucking guy Tyler is delusional. Like he’s a caricature of what he thinks a Texas redneck acts like. A millennial rip off of Larry the Cable Guy, without any actual material. Did anyone else see the video of a guy that allegedly knows him, calling him out for being a hack/a wannabe fuckboi, and saying the uNcLe LaZeR is a new character he made up? Tony basically saw this guy, liked his WWE persona, and force fed him to KT fans hoping he’d actually do something… it was obvious that he sucked after he was telling stories that were ripoffs of shitty old street jokes. Then there was the time he bombed and Tony called him out, for him to go on a rant about how he has more IG followers than KT, implying he was bigger than the show. We didn’t see him for a while after that. He was even denied entry to the club the following week because he wasn’t a guest nor did he have a paid ticket (I saw him and a lady walk up to the front of the line and get turned away, he was clearly upset when he was walking off). I mean I get it, KT doesn’t pay with money. But that much free exposure for a guy that’s been doing “comedy” for less than a year is priceless. I wanted to like him at first, but he’s clearly a drug addled megalomaniac. Fuck you Tyler.


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Of course his name is Tyler lol


jtba45

Ms. Barr fucked his world up by pointing out the truths.


Dick-Fuckington69

Who gives a shit about this random arrogant grifter at this point. Let's face it we're all mostly here for William. Fuck the noise.


ThePtape

William is definitely the icing, I however like David Lucas's fat tits...am here for the cake!


lascanto

I have some bad news for you, sunshine.


donnybijj

David ate the cake


Camshaft92

Yeah I'm definitely not here for William. God no.


Dreamy_Edamame

Lmaoooo please tell me if William is EVAAH GONNA STAHPPP the dumb music bit 😅 Also, I’m here for CAM!


GuitarThing

I'm getting Iron Patriot vibes from this dude. "I'm too big for the show." Ten years later: doing rideshare while begging/cursing Tony in Youtube vids.


Big-Buy8579

Would not be surprised if he claimed he said this because he fell off the wagon, got sober, then ended up on KT again to tongue Tony’s bootyhole 👅


SirKeeMonkCuss

Look at Babe Ruth over here.


Big-Buy8579

I don’t get it. I’m Canadian 🥴


SirKeeMonkCuss

Babe Ruth was a baseball player who used to point to the outfield, calling his hits/homeruns. Basically saying your calling this ahead of time cause I could 100% see him bitching out (again) and doing this.


Dunnyb16

Man. My Aussie mind took it as slang Babe Ruth=Truth


septicshock666

He was literally kicked off the show for bombing


BunjaminFrnklin

Not just bombing, but calling out Tony on stage, saying he has more IG followers than the show, etc *after* he bombed.


Dry-Culture7035

Uncle Narcissistic Hillbilly Faggot’s at it again smh I wonder if he’s still trending


ehsteve69

Who said he was even good?? You can only go so far with a mullet, macho man randy savages voice, and WWE shirts from the 90s


scoobysnacksnorter

"Fuck internships, they don't pay momma" is the logic he's following. He'd be toiling away at the oil rigs if it wasn't for KT. Dunning Kruger to the max.


JJscribbles

It doesn’t pay, huh? I think there are some regulars who leveraged their time on Kill Tony more effectively than Uncle Lazer who might disagree. Burning bridges with the one show launching the careers of comedians who pander to a Texas crowd will probably be less lucrative.


Goober_Dude

Seriously. I mean Hans fucking Kim went from a van down by the river, to flying drones in pools with a Rolex. In a year.


DungeonGringo

Is there any confirmation besides this second hand post that they really had a falling out?


sinisterkid34

He said fuck kill Tony on here haha I’d imagine that is proof there was a falling out, especially since he hasn’t been on the show in a while.


[deleted]

Word on the street is he exchanges drugs for spots


RadiantInstruction13

The dude sucks at comedy


markeets

It’s probably because he lost to Hans this past Monday for the regular spot


gauchoblanco

a blessing tbh


[deleted]

Joe also can’t stand him ! I heard he told Tony to be done with him


Trogers999

Imagine blaming tony for giving you an opportunity then blowing it.


Kaseycee

I genuinely think Brendan Schuab is funnier than Lazer. Like seriously


This_Investment_948

More likable too


Potential_Ad_420_

Definitely not more likable. Not by a long shot.


Lost_Evidence_2099

Heard it bowlth ways b


sowokeIdontblink

Lets not go crazy now. Braindead isn't funnier than anyone.


fireusernamebro

Not like uncle loser is getting specials, though


sjm26b

idk hes probably fucking specials on the regular


ThePtape

Mark Normand voice: COMEDY!


banjofitzgerald

I’d rather have no specials than gringo papi and whatever he called the first one


MarvelousuolevraM

I can't stand Brendan but I've got to cosign this.


IamBigsloth

Did we expect any less from him?


1987InfamousQ7891

But he’s not good though…


Glendel66

He was in Nashville last night. In the listing at Zanies Nashville, "Everyones favorite uncle from kill tony coming to town to share storys and good times for one night only. HIDE YOUR MOM. Youve been warned." I wonder how many tickets he sold. Also, kind of funny that he is like "fuck Kill Tony" and his bio literally says "from Kill Tony" in it. [Lazer in Nashville](https://do615.com/events/2023/6/22/uncle-lazer-tickets)


Odd-End-8684

Kill Tony is responsible for his entire following — Lazer never would have been able to afford all of those fake instagram followers without the shows he booked from Kill Tony.


JustPlat

Now he fades even further into obscurity.


zRepYT

He’s a coked up dork, he wasn’t good enough to be regular and characters like that only go the way Larry the cable guy went or they get old and die out like I’m betting his will.


_shann0nymous_

Yo fuck this guy


montvilleredwood

Let’s not forget, he’s also not that good at blowing the harp. He plays the harmonica like he tells jokes, just gets louder and more ridiculous as he continues bombing..


NovGeo

That dude isn’t funny, he’s funny looking


CevicheCabbage

Uncle Lazer is starting a podcast with Carlos Mencia.


gnarlygnolan

Best joke he's ever told.


Big-Buy8579

He shits on the regulars further down in the comments. Some guy says “better than the regulars” and he responds “hahahaha” Fucking loser.


aBoiNamedSu

\-Bombs (*diversity hire*) Kim \-David (*Uncle Lazer level comedy / gay jokes*) Lucas \-Or William (*news article, random reference, insult redbans mom, yell, in that order*) Montgomery? Which one is your favorite?


timcooksdick

Soo I’m no expert in comedy, just a pretty average spectator but an objective and observant one. I can respect when someone isn’t my style yet are obviously talented and palatable to others.. and by god uncle lazer (addressing full name cause I bet he searches it here) fuuuckkinngg ssuuucckkksss soooo hhhaarrrddd. Like really though. And I don’t even care if his podcasting is solid or he has a decent set at some club.. to me, if you’re lucky enough to have a bigass platform (KT) as many times as he has, and you don’t kill even one of those times, you just do not have it. And uncle lazer does not have it. He sucks. Pure and HARD


KingBuck_413

Yea there wasn’t a single set of his I liked. Kept thinking it would get better and it kept getting way worse. Then the last 3+ months of not even hearing uncle lessers name was pretty solid. I thought we all moved on wtf happened


31_SAVAGE_

What a fucking loser He would be absolutely nobody if not for kill tony. Not only the exposure but the fact tony went out of his way to get him on in a bunch of shows. I genuinely dont understand who would pay to watch this clown


toroga

But……..you’re *not* good


positive__vibes__

news flash bubba, Y'AINT GOOD


[deleted]

Well, he wasn't good at it... so yea, he's gotta do it for free.


sinisterkid34

Jesus Christ what a fucking moron


Specialist-Recover24

That'd be the choke-ane talking. It smells funny to me.


TigerPee

This dude sucks we gotta stop giving him clout. He wouldn’t be a thing at all if it weren’t for kill Tony and he still tries to hang around the crew . He’s been hanging out with kam the funny black comic. Hope he doesn’t taint his life with his cringy bridge burns


Efficacious_tamale

Sounds like the coke talking.


GlammerHammer

Back to being the funniest guy in the oil field.


[deleted]

I’m so shocked that he’s an actual piece of shit /s. Must have had a falling out with Tony if he’s bad mouthing Kill Tony like that.


zxexx

He is joking


Plenty_Ad_3442

Burning bridges with some of the most powerful people in comedy, low IQ move for sure


wildavi77

Uncle Lazy carries invisible suitcases. Pantomime bellboy ass.


Wooden-Cucumber4280

Yeah just like the Iron Patriot got too big for Kill Tony. They should have some random person wear a mullet and tell hack jokes like they did to the Patriot to prove he ain’t shit. Fuck Lazer


Jason-Smeagol

Guys not funny, just mentally ill


insidiousapricot

well guess its confirmed that the douche bag part of his character wasn't just an act


kojakswig

Goodnight sweet prince.


mdoverl

Fucking dipshit. Knew I didn’t watch his podcast for a reason. I’ve always been nice to him but after seeing that comment, nope.


GnarKill406

He was the bottom of the regulars anyway, would rather see Jared Nathan any day


Loud_Teacher_8593

Tony must have told him he sucks. He’s sounds bitter. Don’t think he would be that arrogant for no reason.


mjsgloveahheehee

Uncle Lazer and the iron patriot are going to make their own comedy club


PecosBillRope

This comment alone means he needs to come back on to get incinerated.


Dangerous_Ad_7908

Cocaine is a helluva drug


dailup_lama

"if you are good at something"


[deleted]

By that logic he should still be doing it for free


[deleted]

Tony was the last standing advocate for this hack. My wife and I were in Nashville and planning to go to Zanies then saw he was there so we went elsewhere.


Antipartical

uncle gayzer


turducken404

I’m going to play devils advocate here and just assume this is just his character that doesn’t translate well to text on the internet, but could just be a clash of personalities and he needs to reel it back. I’m not a Lazer hater though, even though he has had disastrous sets, it makes for good entertainment. He’s way more miss than hit most of the time, especially trying stand up, but I like the hits and enjoy the cringe. He can be a good interviewer at times on his podcast, as well as having some entertaining stories, if you can get through all the dick and pussy filler.


this_is_Winston

If Ted Nugent opens a club, he'll get paid. I don't think he's getting paid.


zoltrules

Damn, he’s never coming back?


MisterSherman

🙏🏻


WasteOfLife

Good


its_c0nrad

Dude was never funny


ThePtape

Fuck uncle Pedo, even David Lucas is more talented...and that ain't saying much...I'll take Jared Nathan and Aaron Belisle over either of those tools any day of the week, always crossing my finger for that Asian lady who sings as well


Dick-Fuckington69

David Lucas's contribution to this show : Tony you look like a gay bird who's gay HAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHA"


ThePtape

Tony you're so gay ... that you're gay! n word *cackle laugh, insert joke that did semi ok from the week before


Dick-Fuckington69

lmfao exactly. Besides he's the son of some fucking senator and still pretends to be hood.


prufrocked42

Joking about enjoying moving into a richer neighborhood where he can call the cops on people that look like him doesn't really strike me as pretending to be hood.


MisterSherman

Lucas is coming to my town, wish it was either of those killers instead


TheOGBobbyFreakout

Damn, didnt even get a chance to “retire”


Lost_Evidence_2099

He needs to do tfatk. Itching to use my spider man gif


kyled1985

He's back on the devils dust it would seem. It's gonna take more than some cutoff wrestling shirts rhinestone boots big belt buckles and your moms lady parts are...(insert regurgitated adjectives here) in the long run


seaislandhopper

Watching the toxic Kill Tony sub fawn over and hate on people is equally hilarious and pathetic. Dude's doing just fine.


putyagundown

Well he had a good run.. eh he ha A run


putyagundown

Say what you will but I think we all should comment the shit we say on this post on his last post 💀


MonsieurNeonbreaker

Straight outta oilfield :)


handsomehomeless

@uncle_lazer you go girl. Get that money. Company makes a dollar, I make a dime, but I did my nickel because… I never dropped a dime on my Celly.


Poops_McYolo

Lazer didn't have very many great sets but how many does Hans have nowadays? Lazer is a great interview when he's not on mushrooms and ego.


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Uncle Lazer is a curly haired fuck who will bang your momma.


Your_Huckleberry47

It doesn't surprise me Tony's cheap, weasily ass doesn't pay people. But come on, Nicole Tran puts in more effort than Uncle Lazer and she doesn't get paid either. Both have about the same amount of appearances, or reaching it. ​ I'm interested to know if Montgomery, Lucas, and Wong get paid. The whole comedy scene is a big pyramid scheme so of course they'll get spots opening for big Youtube Comedians, but I wonder if that gives them some leverage when it comes to collecting checks.


chaotichousecat

I would imagine regulars get paid but golden ticket winners don't. That's how most comedy clubs work so I would assume killtony follows suit but who knows


SupermassiveApe

I had a better time getting molested by my real uncle than I've ever had listening to Uncle Lazer trying to be funny.


Abzolving

He's right, those grapes 🍇 are sour anyway lol.


ForeignS63

Uncle Lazer is a fictional character that sniffs gun powder for breakfast


mykz_urbf

I’m thinking something happened with him & KTony behind the scene. Lots of angst and hostility - and here we are wondering why and discussing it.


RadiantInstruction13

F u lazer ..you blow


Pneumq7711

Fuck Kill Tony? Blasphemy.


apowerseething

Yeah but sometimes you do something for free until you can establish yourself. If he's smart he'd keep doing KT for the exposure.


90dayDaddySandwich

The only reason anyone knows him is because of Kill Tony. It pays in brand awareness and as a platform to improve his material. He’s still not that “good” to get paid for it monetarily on a show like that. Not a good look.


Plenty_Ad7850

I’m ready for tony to bury him every chance he gets now


Zeroman_79

Another joke stolen: Joker said that in Dark Knight. His mother was too busy slangin’ puss.


foxizzel

RIP