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Any one else see Bert kriesher in the back?


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Shmuffalo

Invite little lazer coke dealer. Could fit him in a duffel bag.


Drelecour

He was immediately the first one I noticed other than Lazer- and I literally recognized him because of his belly, first- had to do some squinting at his face to see if it was really him, but that belly doesn't lie.


myfckincinnamonapple

Looking bigger than ever 😂


bucket0fcrud

Joe Rogan is there too standing right next to Lazer. But you can't see him because he's shorter than the table


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Gayest party ever Edit: surprised Tony isn’t there lol


ThingsThatDie

He’s working the gloryhole


Kcquarentine

“Alright boys, next name out of the bucket!!”


BrysonJT

“I love it”


bucket0fcrud

He would have nothing to wear, since it's too hot out for his leather gimp suit


Dissastronaut

Shirtless men hugging, zero females, and a midget with a mullet. That party is gayer than a fat girls best friend.


hilly316

“The Boys”


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Jaja where the bitches at am I right


streatz

I'm not gonna lie girls change the party vibe at least one friend is distracted from the goal because of the hole


brad1123

Absolutely, the gayest party and all the "bros" there are the type of dudes that if you mention anything gay they lose their shit. 🤔


interfoldbake

bert is though


Mindful-O-Melancholy

That’s pretty easy though, just pour a glass of Tito’s and Bert appears


Skorreddit

He's in the back that's why you can't see him. >!I mean he's taking it from behind!<


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Cleaning those ping pong balls with his bootyhole


Dankreefer420

Not a vagina in sight


KrakeDaddy

But a whole bunch of pussies?


Dankreefer420

Theyd all fuck me up so, cant say it myself 🤣 I got the dude in jeans and glasses on my worst day though.


ArtByBrandonShank

i don’t know what you look like. but you could take all of them


KrakeDaddy

I’d just start rambling off the first 20 digits of Pi and watch their brains explode


tyrannosnorlax

Most Reddit insult ever


KrakeDaddy

Oh…


shatzfan69

I think that means you are actually a pussy. 🤣


Royal_Yak3003

I saw one girl. I was specifically seeing if any girls where there to compare their height to Lazar


Dankreefer420

I spy with my little eye, one female. Good lookin.


OtisBDrftwd77

Probably Norman’s bachelor party


kudjan89

I was like “holy shit look at the gut on the guy in the background” and then realized it was Bert Kreischer Dude is growing exponentially!


Efficacious_tamale

He’s a method actor, preparing for Fat Astronauts.


interfoldbake

https://twitter.com/BussinWTB/status/1673760095119745030 better shot he is not ok


kudjan89

Looks tighter then a snare drum.


kudjan89

[https://tenor.com/view/randy-bump-trailer-park-boys-gut-bus-gif-8992172](https://tenor.com/view/randy-bump-trailer-park-boys-gut-bus-gif-8992172)


Timiscool5

His movie bombing must’ve hurt his ego BAD


Lost_Evidence_2099

Explains a lot. Dude wears kids cowboy boots I see he’s still carrying around those imaginary rolls of carpet


KrakeDaddy

He should switch to stilettos


Fluid_Season_7897

I could punt lazer


KrakeDaddy

He could be a kingpin for the Lollipop Guild


Budchrondope

The final boss of level one


ThingsThatDie

I'm going to use him as a dash ornament


banjofitzgerald

I’d pay to see Kittle spike him lol


FigurativeLasso

Seems like the douchiest collection of people known to mankind


AlTcEnTrE_nEoNiCeGuY

Looks like bunch of dorks whose brains haven't developed since they were 19.


Away-Quantity928

Thats when they peaked.


mydibz

16*


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lol pretty sure it’s a pro football team so you might be right


[deleted]

Mullets stop brain growth


banjofitzgerald

I’ll defend George Kittle all day. Dudes a national treasure.


Budchrondope

This is kinda crazy he’s shockingly tiny, more like nephew laser. No wonder Joe didn’t like having him around looking him directly in the eyes and shit


Toozedee

That is a forest of rough tattoos


Falselyreclaimed

30-45 yr olds re-living it up once again probably on Bert’s dime


After-Bowler5491

His opponents tattoo is taller than he is


MrDoomsday13

Proud to say I’ve never chest bumped


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Uncle Lazor being a manlet makes him more endearing to me. Rise up short king. You litrally can't. 🥹🥹


thikkflair

All I can say is Wow, what the actual fuck.


arnoldsufle

I didn’t know that cellphones were permitted in hell-on-earth.


ajjames231

Looks like a pocket lazer to me


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Bitches blow…… he flew to that cup once the ball entered


Skorreddit

We've seen his kind in those Lord of the Ring movies.


Appropriate-Life-408

I've seen puddles of oil out in east Texas taller than Uncle Lazer.


RubricalBobcat

I really don’t like this guy


GusBus_GusBus

Bert and I believe Shane Gillis are there as well


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pride party


KesaGatameWiseau

Testicle Festival


Geaux_Cajuns

These are literally NFL players though. Like yeah he’s small but everyone is when looking at Taylor lewan lmao


Specific-Turnover-75

He’s like 5’ 2”, 5’ 3”. Like Fishman.


ThePtape

Yup, this is exactly what I figured his fans/friends look like...#sausageparty


roh_nii

Is that Bart in the back?


FuzzyPigg88

Bussin with the boys


[deleted]

Bert spotted back right of uncle laser


MichaelMachin3

Lotta dudes


SLRANRBOI556

He sucks


frantzylvania

Lots of tall people in austin tho


deadlygr8ful

"Hey, this party needs some more dudes" --- said the first 5 guys who arrived


ZestycloseOstrich823

He's short but good God, Taylor Lewan is a monster of a human being.


bbcworldpeace

Dude hit a buzzer beater then walked away to impress his bromos 🤣


ehsteve69

macho mullet boi throw ball in cup


MarsBarBar

Isn’t everyone there a footballer tbf lmao


Particular_Ad_6081

Well he is amongst giants tho. I’m pretty sure they’ll make anyone look tiny lol. Is that Taylor Lewan?


PantsForHats

hahahahaha what the fuck


hayhay1233

Imagine being at a party where everyone just walks around and films eachother hugging shirtless


TryThisDickdotCom

I mean he's just slightly taller than Tony sitting down.


PunjabiPiccolo

Uncle Lazer the next WWE Cruiserweight Champ 💯


handsomehomeless

What oil rigs does he work on? Oil of OLAY?


Scottsm124

If overcompensation was a person


bignshan

Lets start a crowdfund for Sky Writing at the NYE event that says *Uncle Lazer is 5'3*


BrysonJT

No wonder he flipped out and said that shit about not being on Kill Tony anymore. Short temper.


ExternalPlenty1998

Lazer continuing to let down Roseanne.


Nickp000g

Seriously can we stop posting about this fuckin hack? He talks shit on the show, and the fans. Stop giving this guy publicity FFS


KrakeDaddy

But it’s funny to make fun of him


Nickp000g

No shit. There are so many mentally and physically handicapped people that have more paid gigs than the guy right now. That doesn’t mean we should make fun of him!! 🙂


samdean815

Is that Bert in the background?


[deleted]

Holy shit he’s a little guy


Atmosphere_Unlikely

Explains a lot, from the perm to the general inferiority complex vibe.


Genova_Witness

So many Americans have such a funny body shape.


dirt_mcgirt4

5'3" or 5'4"


Coolbombshell

Homie a midge


Dudewheresmypar345

Most of those guys are over 6’3.. but still.. uncle lazer sucks


tetrastructuralmind

There's been a study done on why Lazer is loud: https://www.cnet.com/science/compensating-loudest-howler-monkeys-have-the-tiniest-knackers/


SirSmudgee

Congregation of the peaked in high schools


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That_anonymous_guy18

did when i was in uni, then I grew up.


[deleted]

He's the vienna sausage at the bratwurst party


Efficacious_tamale

Seeing how short he is makes a lot of things make sense.


stayathomejoe

He’s so tiny. Little tiny Lazer. How old is he? I feel like he should be mid 20s but looks early 40s.


annefranksuncle

I’ve met him in person and took a picture with him. I’m 5’7” and he was at least a couple inches shorter.


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Yoo uncle lazer is a fuckin midget 😂wtf


ilovemydawg

That ain’t a uncle. That’s a niece


itsTomHagen

Uncle? More like Lil Cousin Lazer


itsTomHagen

Should’ve known. All the little-bitty guys have the worst attitude.


ComprehensiveCar9199

Nothing says greasy like a group of Middle aged men playing beer pong


JJ-Rousseau

Cringe fest. Do those guys live in a MTV 2003 party ?


Frito_Pendejo_BAITIN

This is 40 dudes who want to fuck each other BUT NO GAY STUFF OK. Jesus christ just suck each other off you fucking cringe merchants.


brokeasshell

White trash gay party?


MoneyMakerMikeee

God this sub is full of fucking nerds. Chilling with NFL players and Shane Gillis would be bad fucking ass.


BecomePnueman

You guys are talking shit but hanging out getting drunk and being able to act like dudes without any chicks around is the foundational force of being a man. Girls complicate everything, so sometimes it's just a party for the boys.


UnluckyPhilosophy185

But his ego is 10 feet tall…


jonz1985z

Proper sausage fest


[deleted]

Do grown men really play beer pong in the US? Gayyyy


ZacharyJ215

jesus christ i hate him even more now


KrakeDaddy

Heightism might just get you cancelled


ZacharyJ215

not all short people are bad, it just make Lazer’s personality much more insufferable 🤣


Frito_Pendejo_BAITIN

Kind of explains his overbearing fuklord personality to be honest. He's the trucknuts of comedy.


thepuglover00

Itty bitty!!


Petrofskydude

This video is the cure for FOMO.


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Like a coked out hobbit


AlternativeWhole2837

He does have short man energy…


31_SAVAGE_

These are the fucking people These are the reason this guy gets to make some sort of living doing whatever the fuck he does They make me embarrassed to be the same species


moon_apes_unite

Spent all the money on the air BnB and couldn't afford the hookers. Absolute sausage fest.


RepresentativeWeb244

Jan 6 pre party


PazuzuPanhandle

There is literally only dudes that look like they are from a gay porn from 1986 here


No-Income6111

Ngl that dx jersey is sick


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That's how tall my wife is.


abatkin1

Wasn’t the dude in green short the same guy that raped those kids in season one of True Detective? CARCOSA!!!!


IamBigsloth

Is there seriously only dudes at this party? Pretty gay. Why isn't Tony there?


metalbrosolid

Mid life crisis party


Limp-Tap-634

Alot of dudes


Arthur-Morgans-Beard

What a fucking sausage fest


NonresidentialCafe

Taylor Lewan and Will Compton are so cringe, lost a lot of respect for them after trying to call Theo Out


DesertDwelller

God that looks like a terrible place to hang out


Pingasandminge

Him and Toe Rogan would get along nicely


amiiboness6

You guys still worship that stupid hag Roseanne.


weiser_tomorrow

What a sausage fest


Outrageous-Goose5502

The most brody event of the season.


Automatic-Divide-597

I’m almost positive that was George Kittle standing at the table beside them. 30 second mark


KrakeDaddy

They were chilling for the TEU event, so that would make sense


JMT-S900

meat head city.


Theodore_lovespell

He so cute. Like a rogue Ewok.


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Grown ass men chest bumping over beer pong


mchristy54

He looks like Theo Vons retarded brother


BroccoliSuperb2721

Uncle meat market


tk_79

Think I would rather hang in moghadishu than be at this party


Doctor-Redban

Ah the kill tony news. Relevant? No.


lurkerMD69

Was he banned from KT? Havnt seen him in a while


eddyocho

Where the bitches at?


[deleted]

Looks like highschool bud lol


mixedbyjmart

Lol Shane's laugh


ArtByBrandonShank

that’s your guy, y’all?


mcbossman124

What kind of guys are these?


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Not a broad in sight


no_1_specific

Saw Uncle Lazer after he performed at sunset strip in April. I noticed he was on the shorter side but he had a smoke show of a women with him that night. I asked in astonishment if that was his girlfriend and he confirmed it was. Lesson here might be that talent and bravado can get you a long way.


Homelobster3

Where’s the chicks


pitstomper

Lil Micro Machine


MinimumDiligent7874

"If you want to sign up for gay, the line, is at the beer pong. If you want to get good, you have to moister the rim." Festum https://youtu.be/MMAjwLWYk40?t=1h05m26s


Key_Culture7748

he’s 4’10


soshield

This is how oil drillers always dress when they hang out.


UnkleFredwin

Brent is fat


60gsInMyRaidersCoat

That would make sense


60gsInMyRaidersCoat

Worst gay fashion I’ve seen


mtlfordthethird

Of course he is left handed


JairoVP

Jesus, Bert needs to take a page from Tom’s book and get in shape.


poundofmayoforlunch

Bert is not looking healthy.


danimalDE

Awww he’s fun size how sweet…


kassidy_taylor

Bert looks 41 weeks pregnant holyyyyyy shit


TotalRecallsABitch

Minor Lazer


Spinkicker86

Now it all makes sense …


brad1123

Might be 4, actually.


brad1123

Is that Bret Chrysler to the right of Lazer in the back?


Steven_Seagal_1952

What kind of sausage fest is this?


[deleted]

This takes me back to high school… except we were kids


Devinione

Worrrrrrrst party ever


AfroThunder_Dj

Okie dokie, and we're moving it right along.