He was immediately the first one I noticed other than Lazer- and I literally recognized him because of his belly, first- had to do some squinting at his face to see if it was really him, but that belly doesn't lie.
This is kinda crazy he’s shockingly tiny, more like nephew laser. No wonder Joe didn’t like having him around looking him directly in the eyes and shit
No shit. There are so many mentally and physically handicapped people that have more paid gigs than the guy right now. That doesn’t mean we should make fun of him!! 🙂
You guys are talking shit but hanging out getting drunk and being able to act like dudes without any chicks around is the foundational force of being a man. Girls complicate everything, so sometimes it's just a party for the boys.
These are the fucking people
These are the reason this guy gets to make some sort of living doing whatever the fuck he does
They make me embarrassed to be the same species
Saw Uncle Lazer after he performed at sunset strip in April. I noticed he was on the shorter side but he had a smoke show of a women with him that night. I asked in astonishment if that was his girlfriend and he confirmed it was. Lesson here might be that talent and bravado can get you a long way.
"If you want to sign up for gay, the line, is at the beer pong. If you want to get good, you have to moister the rim." Festum
https://youtu.be/MMAjwLWYk40?t=1h05m26s
Any one else see Bert kriesher in the back?
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Invite little lazer coke dealer. Could fit him in a duffel bag.
He was immediately the first one I noticed other than Lazer- and I literally recognized him because of his belly, first- had to do some squinting at his face to see if it was really him, but that belly doesn't lie.
Looking bigger than ever 😂
Joe Rogan is there too standing right next to Lazer. But you can't see him because he's shorter than the table
Gayest party ever Edit: surprised Tony isn’t there lol
He’s working the gloryhole
“Alright boys, next name out of the bucket!!”
“I love it”
He would have nothing to wear, since it's too hot out for his leather gimp suit
Shirtless men hugging, zero females, and a midget with a mullet. That party is gayer than a fat girls best friend.
“The Boys”
Jaja where the bitches at am I right
I'm not gonna lie girls change the party vibe at least one friend is distracted from the goal because of the hole
Absolutely, the gayest party and all the "bros" there are the type of dudes that if you mention anything gay they lose their shit. 🤔
bert is though
That’s pretty easy though, just pour a glass of Tito’s and Bert appears
He's in the back that's why you can't see him. >!I mean he's taking it from behind!<
Cleaning those ping pong balls with his bootyhole
Not a vagina in sight
But a whole bunch of pussies?
Theyd all fuck me up so, cant say it myself 🤣 I got the dude in jeans and glasses on my worst day though.
i don’t know what you look like. but you could take all of them
I’d just start rambling off the first 20 digits of Pi and watch their brains explode
Most Reddit insult ever
Oh…
I think that means you are actually a pussy. 🤣
I saw one girl. I was specifically seeing if any girls where there to compare their height to Lazar
I spy with my little eye, one female. Good lookin.
Probably Norman’s bachelor party
I was like “holy shit look at the gut on the guy in the background” and then realized it was Bert Kreischer Dude is growing exponentially!
He’s a method actor, preparing for Fat Astronauts.
https://twitter.com/BussinWTB/status/1673760095119745030 better shot he is not ok
Looks tighter then a snare drum.
[https://tenor.com/view/randy-bump-trailer-park-boys-gut-bus-gif-8992172](https://tenor.com/view/randy-bump-trailer-park-boys-gut-bus-gif-8992172)
His movie bombing must’ve hurt his ego BAD
Explains a lot. Dude wears kids cowboy boots I see he’s still carrying around those imaginary rolls of carpet
He should switch to stilettos
I could punt lazer
He could be a kingpin for the Lollipop Guild
The final boss of level one
I'm going to use him as a dash ornament
I’d pay to see Kittle spike him lol
Seems like the douchiest collection of people known to mankind
Looks like bunch of dorks whose brains haven't developed since they were 19.
Thats when they peaked.
16*
lol pretty sure it’s a pro football team so you might be right
Mullets stop brain growth
I’ll defend George Kittle all day. Dudes a national treasure.
This is kinda crazy he’s shockingly tiny, more like nephew laser. No wonder Joe didn’t like having him around looking him directly in the eyes and shit
That is a forest of rough tattoos
30-45 yr olds re-living it up once again probably on Bert’s dime
His opponents tattoo is taller than he is
Proud to say I’ve never chest bumped
Uncle Lazor being a manlet makes him more endearing to me. Rise up short king. You litrally can't. 🥹🥹
All I can say is Wow, what the actual fuck.
I didn’t know that cellphones were permitted in hell-on-earth.
Looks like a pocket lazer to me
Bitches blow…… he flew to that cup once the ball entered
We've seen his kind in those Lord of the Ring movies.
I've seen puddles of oil out in east Texas taller than Uncle Lazer.
I really don’t like this guy
Bert and I believe Shane Gillis are there as well
pride party
Testicle Festival
These are literally NFL players though. Like yeah he’s small but everyone is when looking at Taylor lewan lmao
He’s like 5’ 2”, 5’ 3”. Like Fishman.
Yup, this is exactly what I figured his fans/friends look like...#sausageparty
Is that Bart in the back?
Bussin with the boys
Bert spotted back right of uncle laser
Lotta dudes
He sucks
Lots of tall people in austin tho
"Hey, this party needs some more dudes" --- said the first 5 guys who arrived
He's short but good God, Taylor Lewan is a monster of a human being.
Dude hit a buzzer beater then walked away to impress his bromos 🤣
macho mullet boi throw ball in cup
Isn’t everyone there a footballer tbf lmao
Well he is amongst giants tho. I’m pretty sure they’ll make anyone look tiny lol. Is that Taylor Lewan?
hahahahaha what the fuck
Imagine being at a party where everyone just walks around and films eachother hugging shirtless
I mean he's just slightly taller than Tony sitting down.
Uncle Lazer the next WWE Cruiserweight Champ 💯
What oil rigs does he work on? Oil of OLAY?
If overcompensation was a person
Lets start a crowdfund for Sky Writing at the NYE event that says *Uncle Lazer is 5'3*
No wonder he flipped out and said that shit about not being on Kill Tony anymore. Short temper.
Lazer continuing to let down Roseanne.
Seriously can we stop posting about this fuckin hack? He talks shit on the show, and the fans. Stop giving this guy publicity FFS
But it’s funny to make fun of him
No shit. There are so many mentally and physically handicapped people that have more paid gigs than the guy right now. That doesn’t mean we should make fun of him!! 🙂
Is that Bert in the background?
Holy shit he’s a little guy
Explains a lot, from the perm to the general inferiority complex vibe.
So many Americans have such a funny body shape.
5'3" or 5'4"
Homie a midge
Most of those guys are over 6’3.. but still.. uncle lazer sucks
There's been a study done on why Lazer is loud: https://www.cnet.com/science/compensating-loudest-howler-monkeys-have-the-tiniest-knackers/
Congregation of the peaked in high schools
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did when i was in uni, then I grew up.
He's the vienna sausage at the bratwurst party
Seeing how short he is makes a lot of things make sense.
He’s so tiny. Little tiny Lazer. How old is he? I feel like he should be mid 20s but looks early 40s.
I’ve met him in person and took a picture with him. I’m 5’7” and he was at least a couple inches shorter.
Yoo uncle lazer is a fuckin midget 😂wtf
That ain’t a uncle. That’s a niece
Uncle? More like Lil Cousin Lazer
Should’ve known. All the little-bitty guys have the worst attitude.
Nothing says greasy like a group of Middle aged men playing beer pong
Cringe fest. Do those guys live in a MTV 2003 party ?
This is 40 dudes who want to fuck each other BUT NO GAY STUFF OK. Jesus christ just suck each other off you fucking cringe merchants.
White trash gay party?
God this sub is full of fucking nerds. Chilling with NFL players and Shane Gillis would be bad fucking ass.
You guys are talking shit but hanging out getting drunk and being able to act like dudes without any chicks around is the foundational force of being a man. Girls complicate everything, so sometimes it's just a party for the boys.
But his ego is 10 feet tall…
Proper sausage fest
Do grown men really play beer pong in the US? Gayyyy
jesus christ i hate him even more now
Heightism might just get you cancelled
not all short people are bad, it just make Lazer’s personality much more insufferable 🤣
Kind of explains his overbearing fuklord personality to be honest. He's the trucknuts of comedy.
Itty bitty!!
This video is the cure for FOMO.
Like a coked out hobbit
He does have short man energy…
These are the fucking people These are the reason this guy gets to make some sort of living doing whatever the fuck he does They make me embarrassed to be the same species
Spent all the money on the air BnB and couldn't afford the hookers. Absolute sausage fest.
Jan 6 pre party
There is literally only dudes that look like they are from a gay porn from 1986 here
Ngl that dx jersey is sick
That's how tall my wife is.
Wasn’t the dude in green short the same guy that raped those kids in season one of True Detective? CARCOSA!!!!
Is there seriously only dudes at this party? Pretty gay. Why isn't Tony there?
Mid life crisis party
Alot of dudes
What a fucking sausage fest
Taylor Lewan and Will Compton are so cringe, lost a lot of respect for them after trying to call Theo Out
God that looks like a terrible place to hang out
Him and Toe Rogan would get along nicely
You guys still worship that stupid hag Roseanne.
What a sausage fest
The most brody event of the season.
I’m almost positive that was George Kittle standing at the table beside them. 30 second mark
They were chilling for the TEU event, so that would make sense
meat head city.
He so cute. Like a rogue Ewok.
Grown ass men chest bumping over beer pong
He looks like Theo Vons retarded brother
Uncle meat market
Think I would rather hang in moghadishu than be at this party
Ah the kill tony news. Relevant? No.
Was he banned from KT? Havnt seen him in a while
Where the bitches at?
Looks like highschool bud lol
Lol Shane's laugh
that’s your guy, y’all?
What kind of guys are these?
Not a broad in sight
Saw Uncle Lazer after he performed at sunset strip in April. I noticed he was on the shorter side but he had a smoke show of a women with him that night. I asked in astonishment if that was his girlfriend and he confirmed it was. Lesson here might be that talent and bravado can get you a long way.
Where’s the chicks
Lil Micro Machine
"If you want to sign up for gay, the line, is at the beer pong. If you want to get good, you have to moister the rim." Festum https://youtu.be/MMAjwLWYk40?t=1h05m26s
he’s 4’10
This is how oil drillers always dress when they hang out.
Brent is fat
That would make sense
Worst gay fashion I’ve seen
Of course he is left handed
Jesus, Bert needs to take a page from Tom’s book and get in shape.
Bert is not looking healthy.
Awww he’s fun size how sweet…
Bert looks 41 weeks pregnant holyyyyyy shit
Minor Lazer
Now it all makes sense …
Might be 4, actually.
Is that Bret Chrysler to the right of Lazer in the back?
What kind of sausage fest is this?
This takes me back to high school… except we were kids
Worrrrrrrst party ever
Okie dokie, and we're moving it right along.