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SuperLougat

>No context just laughs(I wear bright blue bistro crocs to work Call me crazy, but I think the context might be that there's a knife in your foot


jacquestrap66

"you got a fuckin dart in your neck. You should pull that out."


TaDow-420

You’re crazy….you’re..crazy…..I like you!….but, you’re crazy!


KillaWallaby

Hello darkness my old friend.


Maumau93

'This beer tastes like ice cream'


Afraid-Of-Penguins

I can't tell you how many times I wished I had a fuckin' dart in my neck.


jacquestrap66

Don't get high on neck darts kids. 😂


GreatZarquon

No, you really shouldn't, unless you want to bleed to death


jacquestrap66

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


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jacquestrap66

Actually it's from old school with will Ferrell. It is Stifler saying it though.


paranormal_shouting

Wrong movie.


Global-Attention4180

It’s not my foot there’s two images my boss sent me that of a buddy because I wear bistro crocs aswell


DanimalPlays

Eesh! Crocks with no socks is fuckin gnarly.


Global-Attention4180

Ya obviously I don’t do that but he loves making fun of my bistro crocs


tlollz52

I took a summer doing construction once and worked part time at the restaurant I worked at. I had some steel toe shoes that I wore during construction and started wearing them in the kitchen when I finished that job. They were starting to go to shit so I got some crocs for kitchen shoes. First day in the crocz dropped a god damn half pan and the corner hit me right in the big toe. I regretted them instantly.


BreadbeTasty

I need to ask do you have crocs that come with steel toe caps, or are you alowed to wear shoes without them in the kitchen?


everydayguy20

In lurking but this is the only time someone agrees with me on this topic lol. Maybe nurses forum would as well.


Flank_Steaks

My chef wears crocs and he earned a star. Definitely wears socks though


Global-Attention4180

Gives me hope and this isn’t me my chef found this photo I sent the texts in the next image


El_Mariachi_Vive

As a croc enthusiast, thank you for sharing this.


bourguignon7

I actually had a guy who applied, I interviewed, im which they showed up in Crocs without socks.


Global-Attention4180

Nah that’s crazy like the amount of ways that could go wrong


bourguignon7

In my eyes, that's a "bottom-of-the-barrell" cook.


Global-Attention4180

I’ve yet to see a cook come in like that


bourguignon7

Dont jinx yourself haha


Global-Attention4180

🤞🏽


MachineWeekly6985

Is that worse than coming in kinda drunk? ( and getting hired on the spot.)


FairyPrincex

Kinda drunk is "line cook sober"


Admiral_Kite

Took an extra shift today to cover for a colleague. It's a short shift but I'm still considering drinking before showing up. Cause why not


Pegomastax_King

You just described my entire career.


Wiggie49

So you’re supposed to step back when sharps fall lol


Global-Attention4180

Yup this is not me there’s two images


Wiggie49

Ah, well RIP that guy’s foot


Global-Attention4180

Ya lol my chef was just bashing for using bistro crocs


Billy_Rizzle

I always step back and feet together. I am not sure if the feet together part works, but I feel it lowers the least chance of the knife of stabbing or cutting me due to minimising the possible contact area.


Sgtoconner

But.. the area is still the same?


Billy_Rizzle

I am going on the theory of the inner calves are closed together, preventing the knife from being able to cut you there. It is just what I do, and so far it has worked.


Deep_Curve7564

When I first started out in the industry, I worked at a place where we were allowed to wear sneakers. I learned the hard way why that's not a good idea. My Chefs knife went clear through my foot and embedded in the wooden floorboards. I looked down as it vibrated from the impact and looked at my teammate standing next to me. "Sheesh, that's gonna hurt when I pull it out." 😪 Needless to say, it did. I bought work boots the next day. BTW. I was working in a heritage listed building, hence the wooden floor boards.


Global-Attention4180

Jesus


thoreeyore99

How fast and sharp would the knife have to be that it stabs through your flesh and into the floorboards?? What?


Deep_Curve7564

As fast and as sharp as the tent peg that went through my foot and out the other side when I was 12, I guess. That wasn't sharp. That was a crimped headed thing. It just has to go between the bones down near the toes. Sure, there are tendons, but they are not wide, and they are flexible. The sneakers were canvas type, I wasn't rolling in Reebok cash.


Quirky_Discipline297

Spill hot soup down those and the heat dissipation will make it feel like a bubble foot massager.


Global-Attention4180

Niceeee


Apprehensive-Tour289

Ride in on a BMX holding a sharpened mop handle. We'll see if he's serious about dueling, then.


Global-Attention4180

😂


sarcasticobserver

If you wear the greaves, make sure they're nonslip. Just looking out for you, chef.


Global-Attention4180

Thanks really appreciate it


Perpetual_Nuisance

You must suffer from some sort of mental malfunction, if a knife falls into your foot and is well stuck in that motherfucker, and the first thing *you* do is take a pic.


Global-Attention4180

There’s two photos bud it’s not me chef sent me this to make fun of my work crocs


sunset_bay

You gotta mention that and the original post! You got everybody thinking that this happened to you


Global-Attention4180

It’s In the texts my boss says he’s just making fun of me for wearing crocs but I posted a comment cuz it won’t let me edit post


Perpetual_Nuisance

I propose that you need to start communicating clearer.


Global-Attention4180

It’s literally in the texts


Time-Scene7603

OUCH!


Lvl13humancleric

Crocs are great in the kitchen! Those are the wrong kind though 😅😭


Global-Attention4180

Exactlyyyyy


Consistent_Dress_571

You deserved that for wearing crocs in the kitchen. And no socks 🤮🤮


Global-Attention4180

Buddy there’s two photos it’s a photo my chef sent me not me. He’s making fun of me for wearing my bistro crocs and yes I wear socks


Consistent_Dress_571

Yeah I know…


Global-Attention4180

EDIT:guess it does need context no that’s not me it’s my boss making fun of my bistro crocs he sent me that photo and the other photo is how I responded


JackBauerTheCat

This is some of that good old fashioned kitchen pirate shit we used to see so often around here. Love it


Global-Attention4180

Hell yeah


FrostyFeller

I am uncomfortable I- why do I feel uncomfortable its an image #WHY ARE YOU NOT IN THE FUCKING HOSPITAL?!?!


Global-Attention4180

It’s not me lol


FrostyFeller

Oh thank god


Afraid-Of-Penguins

"You are going to be able to cover your shift, right? I know Clopens are a bitch, but you need to let me know if you can find someone to cover your shift."


Global-Attention4180

😂


Downtown_Snow4445

Imagine wearing crocs anywhere. Pathetic shoes


Global-Attention4180

Sheesh so negative they’re super comfy at work so


Pegomastax_King

I’m too blunt with my owners, I’d be like so you going to buy me a new pair of Danskos then huh?


Global-Attention4180

Well he knows I have brand new birkis waiting to be used I just haven’t broke them in yet. It’s funny you say that since he wears danskos lol


Pegomastax_King

Don’t think berkos are any more knife resistant… The pairs I’ve had were just bougie crocs lol


Global-Attention4180

Hmm definetly bougee crocs but dansko don’t cover much more of your foot tbh and my birkis and steel toed


Pegomastax_King

Yah was actually thinking that and all clogs have the issue of potentially filled with hot liquid. End of the day I only make fun of peoples kitchen shoes if they are non slips.


Global-Attention4180

So all kitchen shoes?😂or did u mean ones that aren’t non slip


Pegomastax_King

If you wear Air Force ones on the line or the pit I’ll give you shit put it that way lol


Global-Attention4180

Ahh yes I understand you now


OverlordGhs

Real talk imagine the slip and side wearing medieval boots in a kitchen. I’d give it about the first lunch rush before you eat shit.


Global-Attention4180

That might be too generous especially if its a busy lunch is guess the first trip to the walk in for more Brussels would take me out


Financial_Chemist286

It makes it ok for work because you got em in sport mode. Otherwise you’d be a lazy clumsy worker prone to accidents.


Global-Attention4180

Exactlyyy


arsonconnor

I adore crocs in the kitchen. By far the best shoe ive found in my time working in the industry. Slowly im converting the rest of the staff in the venue


Global-Attention4180

Yesss I love them but my birki crocs are awesome just hate breaking them in


jmarzy

There’s a show on YouTube called “Beautiful, Tasty, Beautiful!” and there was a chef on there named Cammie and she said that some chefs wear steel toe boots so they don’t drop knives on their feet and I was like “Okay Chef Cammie” but maybe she had a point


Global-Attention4180

Lol


lfxlPassionz

I mean, it's definitely a legitimate concern. I can't stand when crew members want crocks. They are so unsafe and hurt people's feet. I don't get why anyone would choose to wear them.


Global-Attention4180

How?


CrocsWearingMFer

You have to get the right Crocs for the job


Jitts-McGitts

Lmao I’ve seen this pic before. Crocs chef clogs for life. I’ll burn my hands before dropping finished product, let alone a fucking knife. Bad handling skills.


Global-Attention4180

Exactlyyy


valdezverdun

A falling knife has no handle


Nice-Air-6374

I had a narrow miss like this. Some idiot put a knife under a big rondeau pan that was on a drying rack. Covered it completely, I pulled it off the rack and knife popped out and fell to the floor. It missed my foot by a few cm. Thanks to OP for letting me see what that looks like. Hope you were ok!


Global-Attention4180

Ya it wasn’t me my boss sent me that photo


CanadianDragonGuy

So, not to get technical but you really ought to get some sabatons, greaves are just shin guards Edit: I'm fuckin blind, didn't read the whole listing on the Amazon link


Global-Attention4180

Wait what😭


CanadianDragonGuy

Yeah the shit that goes over your feet are sabatons, greaves are shinguards. Where you think the band got their name from?


Global-Attention4180

Ohhh 😂😂😭