* 🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵 * ... *  *Ö* *ö ÖÖÖ öö* * *OK.* Yeah, table 8 sounds like my kind of conversation

So aphelios is the quiet kid with guns... Better be on his good side then maybe he'll give me a note the day before

Just tell him you are into his Lunari cult thingy and you should be fine.

Don't come to school tomorow

Start wearing goth makeup and bring him moon-cakes

Exact my thoughts

Sona can talk to you through telepathy

Imagine.....going on the table with all the quiet kids, you are new and you dont know them...then the muted girl start talking to you in your brain

Well there’s also a purple minotaur and a dragon in the same room. A mute girl talking to you is the least of your worries.

Yep this is it

I choose hanging with lunch lady shamrock malphite

Based

based whatsapp malphite

8. Looks like the most interactive one

Aphelios: \*slams table\* \*grunts\* \*vomits blood\*

See? Interactive.

His wingman rammus: "ok"

great for introverts

"OoooOOOooOO" - "Okay" \*https://youtu.be/u9Dg-g7t2l4?si=2w6O454wFlRWnmUt\*

I just started looking for Bard

4 I guess

My question is why is ornn sitting with amumu

They aren't sitting with each other, they both just happened to be sitting there, cause there is nowhere else to sit, like ornn is just a loner who doesn't want to interact with anyone, but he'll kick ur ass to the moon if u mess with him, but amumu is probably the kid that gets bullied and he has nowhere else to sit

well amumu literally kills u if you touch him so , understandable why not even the death wants him.

one more reason to want be sitting with him

Rude

hearing draven and ezreal talking shit about whos better, while qiyana laughs cause in her mind shes the best while sol quietly chuckles as he see mortals thinking highly of themselves. Table 10 is a headache. I choose 9 garen, sej and darius just talk about their countries and alistar will just be chilling.

Darius is absolutely cracking racist jokes towards alistar >!since iirc noxians enslaved all of alistars kind?!<

Minotaurs are free to climb the social ladder of Noxus like any citizen, like in LoR where you can even see one becoming a commander. According to Alistar's bio, he was betrayed him and his clan by other minotaurs clans, who joined Noxus willingly. If anything, Darius is the embodiment of the ideals of Noxus, meaning whoever has the strength to raise up shall have it, and as such only pity the weak. He is far from being a racist

That does make much more sense

Noxus isn't racist; they enslave everyone equally.

Isn't Alistar a Noxian prisoner? Idk if lore applies here, but I see these two mad-dogging each other until one of them throws the first punch.

Based on some of the friend groups I saw in high school, that makes them inseparable best friends. What's a few concussions between buds??

I’m going 7 mostly just for Braum

The nice dudes table

The homie table

They just be chillin (mostly)

I think that's supposed to be the popular guys table, and 3 is popular girls, braum would be the nice guy that adobts introverts and let's them eat with him tho 100%

Braum is the kind of dude that’s cool by just being himself

The dudes I want to rail my bussy table

You should check out /r/queensofleague then

With quality lad banter

Gigachad clique. Hit the gym with sett and braum after school and get absolutely yoked. Taric just watching, gets awkward at first but after some time you kinda like it

Taric is swole af. That guy is bench pressing the entirety of Mount Targon. And Rakan is the kind of guy who goes to the gym to flirt.

And the truly truly outrageous gems

he can cover you from quiet kid with guns from table 8 "STAY BEHIND BRAUM"

I'd want to sit at 3, but i'd end up at 4

tbh 4 is the only one with space

Same thought

Numbers 7 looks like the most fun one. Braum and taric are both nice people and can help with anything also tell fun stories. Rakan funny and goofy life of the table. and Sett the imposing guy making sure nobody fucks with the group

Sett is the kind of guy who protects people from the guys in the number 9. He's the guy who is not really a jock, but the jocks respects him.

That was my thought too

2 all the way. I'd fit right in back in school

Finally another table 2 fan. They all seem like super down to earth, unintimidating, chill people

It's definitely most humorous table around, while not murder you over something trivial. I feel like Neeko would be insanely fun to interact/have as a friend.

Same table 2 is definitely the class clown table so im right at home 🤡

Yeah, they all seem like they'd be like "oh hey, nice to meet you, what's up with you?"

Ornn would never sit next to anyone especially not Amumu

Yep but I imagine Ornn going on the loner table on purpose while Amumu had no choice since nobody wanted him

I would imagine Amumu going in one of the corners

amumu eats in a bathroom stall PepeHands

Idk, after the Aurora story mission, I think Ornn might have some pity on the poor kid. Plus, what's Ornn doing in the cafeteria, my Shop Class professor never left his classroom :D

7, - I feel safe with Braum - Sett can beat anyone so nobody is going to bully us - Rakan can give me advice on girls - Taric can introduce me all the table 3 girls, because, cmon, he is their confident for sure.

Taric being the table 3 gay bff is actually a mood

1:Crazy Heads (Surprisingly I can see lulu and briar as the level headed ones) 2:All Arounders ( They have ties to nearly everyone in that room but they reconvene to hang out with each other) 3:Gossip Girls (No way around this one) 4:Introverts (Ornn is alone because he hates people, Amumu is alone because he cant talk to people 5:Team Dark. (Emo and Goth aesthetics. Generally pretty chill people) 6/9: Jock Tables 1 and 2 (They have constant beef with each other if not beefing amongst themselves 7:The Body Improvement club from Mob Psycho 10 8:Band Kid 10:Popular Kids (Has an on-off rivalry with table 3) 11\*: Lunch Attendant Malphite I'd choose 1 for the fact that I know they'd be getting into some dumb shit on the daily. also as you can see I really want academia/battle academia skins to come back. Edited to fix formatting

Table 7 are gym bros

8 are silence kids I believe

10 is just the asholes, you got Draven and Asol at the same table, and then Ezreal and Draven are just ego heads, and idk what the 4th is like, I don't even know how to spell her name.... Quiana maybe?

Yeah they're your stereotypical egocentric popular kids you'd see in a novel or something. It fits em.

Band kid with Braum and Taric ?

7 is a solid choice or 2 is a bet. 8 and 4 looks too weirdo, 9 and 6 too wild. 1 too crazy, 5 too edgy and for some reason i think 3 and 10 will bully me

1 : batshit crazy conversations and nonsense 2 : the table with actualy decent conversation 3 : the horny land with very inappropriate subjects 4 : introverts table 5 : edgy table full of emos 6 : the people with anger issues and a jehovas witness that refuses to lose this chance 7 : the chads table, very chill, very wholesome 8 : 9 : the people screaming about politics with that one person sitting awkwardly trying not to say anything out of touch(poor allistar) 10 : the table where people try to showoff and inflate their ego

Yoi exactly got it, I just imagined table 9 as the rubgy team type of table

3 for obvious reasons


Agreed, I would like to "meet" Evelynn.

7 is the gigachad table.

3 🥵

7 with the gigachads

7 for sure, even just for Braum alone, he is the chillest

7. everyone seems friendly, all of them radiate big brother energy 9. just to watch Garen and Darius dropping racial slur and siblings jokes

I always get 1 or 3 in my team so I recommend 8.

2 bc neeko I will be anywhere neeko is

but neeko is everywhere.... Maybe i should be anywhere too

Skocking revelation In fact, Everyone in this room is neeko

9 is what my friends wanted me to sit by, when i started out, currently i do not see WW, so i'm not sitting at any table

4 is objectively the correct answer because it is the only place with open seats.

Out behind the shed with Ivern, Kled and Singed. You know they up to some dank doohickery

WE HITTIN UP #8, AUTISM TABLE LESSGO!!!

The bathroom. That's where Pyke is

But....what is he doing here

Taking cheeks whenever you sit to take a shid.

Jesus wouldn’t be able to remove me from table 3

7 if I’m looking to get railed but 3 or 5 bc I know they spilling the tea

Istg I would have reposted this to QoL with basically this stance being either chocie 7 or choice 3 depending on what you're looking for lmao

From my past school experiences: I would mix between 1, 2 and 4, and sometimes 8 Maybe i would be more 2 cuz we are all-rounders and are friendly with everyone, but since i'm a intelligent queer girl i would prob stick with the weirdos cuz they arent mean :')

My top three are 8, 2, and 7. I'd sit at 4 but I don't want to die from curses.

1. Because Briar , then I'm having Lulu increase my size so I can bear hug briar and carry her to the nearest marriage registration office, then I'm taking Jinx and ziggs to a nearby bank and having them get that lot which will pay for the wedding expenses for mine and Briar wedding. That's my plan.

I love how much effort you put into this OP, this looks honestly realistic as far as conforming to classic school tropes.

Table 6, me, voli, illaoi and aatrox would punk Olaf until he goes berserk and gets sent to the principals office 🤣

Amumu and Ornn, so that I can raise then dash Amumu's hopes of finally finding a friend by ignoring him. And Ornn will let me eat in peace.

Either 5 because I can be sad with them, or 10 because Aurelion will be unable to stand the other three and kill them, and I want a front row seat

i think i go for 9, sitting besides Darius, Garen, Sejuanni to enjoy fresh beef patties and pulled pork seems the best way to enjoy life

7 just hanging with the chads. nobody has a problem with them, they’re cool with everyone but keep to themselves because why not.

5 has two of my a favorite champs being Hwei and Yone.

7, I for sure would enjoy Braum's company as well as Taric!

Anywhere neeko goes is best decision.

7 looks like most chill / less mentally diseased (not counting Sett daddy isues)

6 make the school bullies on yer side so no danger

Going to 3, probably getting laughed at, then going to 2.

Table 1: Everyone is crazy Table 2: Everyone is an extrovert (probably) Table 3: Everyone is horny Table 4: Everyone is sad Table 5: Everyone is edgy Table 6: Everyone is horny (for battle) Table 7: Everyone is a gigachad Table 8: Everyone is (functionally) mute Table 9: No one gets along with each other (I didn't really know what else to say about them) Table 10: Everyone is a narcissist

8 if i wanna chill, 2 if i wanna have fun

So: 1. Crayz 2. Socially akward 3. Kills you (Sera will genocide you for your family heirlooms/gemstones) 4. Loner 5. Sassy depressy 6. Gay 7. Actually gay 8. Mute 9. Punches you and accidentally kills you 10. Draven I guess 8 is pretty "Ok"

Well I wanted to make 2 the simple nice guys table, but yours is funny too

When Lulu is the most sane person at a table, you know some shit is going down there.

how is 7 gay rakan doesnt stop talking about how much he loves his wife?

3 waifus before bros.

My old high school friend group was probably closest to 1, maybe switch out jinx with neeko

are those the grades?

Definitly 4, we would just eat there without talking to each other or interact in any form, the perfect meal.

7

8 is probably the best one but 1

Probably 7. Taric and Braum look chill af and comforting, and Rakan and Sett can spice things up a bit if needed

4,2, and 7 are the only tables I think I could sit at and not get instantly killed

canonically id sit at 4 but if aurora sits down there im getting up and moving to like 2, or 6

with the emo art bros at 5

2 or 8 if you're not a degenerate. Honorable mention to 7.

8 or 7 8 would be polite, but say almost nothing. 7 would be nice if you showed genuine interest in working out with them.

Main Tresh: 🥲

4 or 8

With Talon on the roof

I don't know why but the goth table 5 is so funny to me.

7, probably, they are the chill bros that will talk about different stuff like gym, adventures, girls (and maybe boys too), while protecting you from the bullies of 9 and 6. Ont he other hand 1 prob have some good talk too until they decide to bomb the stalls just for the lols

Well I will call myself a egirl :D So I would sit at 3 :3 Especially because there sits Ahri <3 BUTTT you have forgotten Riven :3

Who wants to sit with other colleagues, I want to talk to malphite what

A solid 4 or 1

How does asol sit

Table number 6 has that menecing vibe but they actually chill when you just kinda hang out and not get in the way too much. Probably that one.

7 or 8 7 is pretty friendly overall with a bit of self centeredness, makes it easy to converse if you get them talking about themselves/ braum is the nicest 8 you don't have to talk at all & can just vibe

Probably 1, fit right in with the mental people. Where tryndamere though

1 or 2 im avoiding aphelios because he is the quiet kid with a whole ass arsenal of weapons

Xayah sitting alone in table 11 because of how racist she is

1 so I can make friends with briar

This would of been harder of Kai'sa was here somewhere, but I'mma go with my first main Ahri.

Hard 4

6 is fine, want to learn about Nagakaborus n Xolaani, maybe i pass the test, who knows.

Bro, table 7 has the chillest AND hottest guys, how is this even a question?

1 for sure. Better make friends with Jinx and Ziggs before they inevitably come to school w/ the pumped up kicks

On the floor (hecarim otp)

Renekton dropped out im guessing?

1. The delulu table is my jam. Just imagine the conversations

Either 1, 3 or 5 as top 3 picks. Swapping MF for Rakan would've made the table all charmers, missed opportunity.

2 is hella chill

2 seems great, all super nice and friendly champions

THERE'S GAREN AND DARIUS WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED

sejuani need too ride on something right ?

6 or 7 (although 6 would probably kill me)

Well... 2. Because I'm addicted to everything Neeko. Plus that actually seems like a really fun group.

So lets think about this, table 1 is people with mental issues so no (Briar carries) table number 2 is chill, really funny to see Phreak with zeri, neeko and nekko table number 3 is just death table number 4 is pretty chil table number 5 is the emo part better leave them alone but its good tonsit there sometimes, table number 6 is basically death 2.0 table number 7 is ph gay table number 8 is the best one I see after 4th table, table number 9 is the brain damage half (Sejuani being an exception) and table number 10 is the worst shit that could ever happen. So its best to choose shamrock malphite end of discussion

1 or 8. 8 seems like it'd be kinda silent and then 1 has briar who honestly seems like she'd be rlly nice as long as she doesn't go crazy on you.

Table 7 looks unmatched tbh

7 If not even Braum is trustful, no else will be.

Table 7 and it aint even close

table 1 might just match my freak

2 seems fun

You just know Jax is outside the window looking for Annie.

If anyone says 3... Lemme know how it goes... For reacher...

7 all the way

I guess 2 seems to fit me best

Probably 2 😂

Somewhere that I can watch what happens at table 3, because that looks like a recipe for disaster.

7 with the boys

1 cause briar The rest are cool but briar number 1

New kid gotta go to 7

Truancy

Easily 2 or 7

6 would have the most hectic shit happen at the table.

I could definitely get down with table 1. That looks like a great time.

either 4 or 2

Personally I'd probably get along with the emo kids at table 5, but I'd also wanna befriend all the school shooters at table 1 so they spare my life.

10 i want an autograph from Draven

1. ADHD Kids 2. Potheads 3. Popular Chicks 4. Bullied Kid and his only friend 5. Emos 6. Football Team 7. The Looksmaxxers 8. Crackheads and their plug (Bard) 9. Bullies 10. Racists W H A T S A P P M A L P H I T E

out with my wife(poppy)

10. It’d be insufferable, but someone near table 1 is leaving lunch without their arms and I wanna be far away when that happens.

It should be considered a crime that 4 doesn't include Jhin

What's wrong with you all, afraid of a couple of succubi and a wench? Table 3! I kick Sera out, take her seat, and submit myself to the table 3 mommy milker gauntlet. I will die a very happy man.

1. Special Ed kids 2. Socially active kids 3. Mean girls 4. Loners, outcasts Aka League players 5. Emos 6. Bully jocks 7. Nice jocks 8. Silent kids 9. Jocks 10. Egotists 11. Nerds (outside on the cement floor) 12. Malphite, the staff (tbh this school food is *solid*)

i would want to sit between mf and seraqueen but i would end up next to amumu

3 cause I'm horny

4 sounds fun ! and ican date ornn 7 is whatever i might join just for daddy Braum 8 just to have some peace cuz everyone is too talkative but prob 4

6 or 7. Imma fit right in with the big boys.

4 best table eat in silence

7 seems like the table who if you get friends with will always have your back

6 would be fun as hell with an immortal madman, an angry mad god, a depressed emo god slayer and a Jehovah's follower. Imagine the conversations with Aatrox threatening to kill Voli while Olaf screams and Ilaoi trying to convert the barbarian to Nagakabouros

I'm introverted so table 3.

3 but if seraphine goes

3 No, I'm not horny, wdym?

I would sit next to Sett so I can watch Evelynn's back

I'm guessing table 6 is 2 seconds away from becoming a pile of bloody scrap with bits of meat hanging from it

Can I just be alone?