Álvaro had an affair with Amaury during his youth, got his heart broken by him and thus developed his borderline sexual obsession with dunking on Sheebas.
Source: Wattpad
Hey youngsters, I’m in my 50s and have long hair that I occasionally have to wear up in pony tail or man bun.
The problem isn’t the man bun…it’s his hair style (shaved sides, extreme pull back) that makes him like a dork. My *hairdresser and I always talk about how to have age-appropriate long hair.
*yes, cool arrows I have to go to a hairdresser because a barber wouldn’t know what to do with long and thin wavy hair.
Part of his character.
10 years ago he was a serious journo with a "respectable" image. He was a low level TV personality at ESPN doing sportscenter and what not.
Then he create this new character that yells stupid takes and promotes the hated team and he is now ESPN's lead man.
And who is to blame? People that love hate watching him and posting his shit here (and in other forums).
Don’t watch Fútbol Picante or any ESPN show if you’re expecting to get a full analysis and break down of football. Even without Alvaro, they’re just there to say dumb shit and get attention.
ESPN is supposed to be entertainment, its at their core.
People need to realize they are not watching a new channel, but a sports ENTERTAINMENT channel - the fact that it triggers people is concerning, do they not know what they are consuming?
If barstool sports posts something.. you know you might laugh - same thing with ESPN... you know you will get controversial takes. This doesnt seem to be an issue with the english channels... but the latino peeps get so triggered lol
I get ya. But don’t pass down secondhand vergüenzas unto the family. Im talking about that 58 yr old granny who has that I’m going clubbing miniskirt. Saggy tits down to her knees and that dress showing things I didn’t need to see. You don’t have it like that no more.
Or my neighbor that one day a couple yrs ago tried to have a talk about a parking situation. Once again man close to hitting senior age dressed up in a trucker hat, supreme T-shirt, sneakers and skinny jeans. I couldn’t take him seriously.
Come on you have to agree with me on this one.
Ok I literally stopped watching his shows because of his stupid little “ayuk” sounds he used to make or still makes idk I don’t watch him no more. Not only punchable but f ing annoying personality and way of being.
He's just confirming what we already know. Even though they pushed him to use Ochoa he didn't do it. He even confirms it in a different clip that as manager he had to take certain players to the national team (those of us who know how this works already know, but some casuals like denying it)
Things obviously HAVEN'T changed since with the FMF and Jimmy.
If you know, you know.
Some people on this sub are under 20 years old trying to argue with people who have been watching the Mexican national team for over 30 yrs (who have seen the ups and downs of the FMF) and they're trying to convince us that somehow we're wrong and that FMF doesn't impose CERTAIN players on the coach they decide to hire.
If you read my entire post you would actually get it.
They imposed several players, including Ochoa, but he didn't put them all in the team during his run as head coach.
Everything is a contradictions with these dorks. Some other idiot was like "yeah grupo orlegi hired Cocca but not really it was actually azcarraga behind the scenes he was just pretending to cede power to grupo orlegi".
If the fucking coach didnt put ochoa then he fucking wasnt imposed. Simple as. "Oh they tried to" but fucking did they? They must not be omnipotent if a coach can just say go fuck yourself
Moises played against Argentina and he fumbled a 2 goal lead💀. i was pissed as hell, in the stadium with my dad but atleast i got to see Messi score ig
edit: im getting my timelines mixed up that was in 2015
You deleted your post :(
These Memo lovers really have their feelings hurt.
https://www.espn.com/soccer/match/_/gameId/513840
https://www.espn.com/soccer/match/_/gameId/527647
If you want to see it on video:
https://youtu.be/n2Nlhl_Bd_M?si=D3CqVs1lb0I9MCFc&t=17
https://youtu.be/9ZzegYVKVuc?si=amu0fofeU7AW0N_0&t=22
EDIT: /u/DavidShoppeAKA really blocked me lol
October 2015 CONCACAF Cup vs USA and Tuca was interim coach. Ticket to Confederations Cup on the line. Tuca started MOink Munoz and didn't even call up Ochoa as he was eating bench in Malaga.
That's all you need to know.
In 2018 post-world cup he was interim again that's probably when they made him play Ochoa.
Piojo still used him regardless even tho he was the most scored on GK and warming the bench in Europe.
Tuca looked at Moi, Tala and Jona as more ahead of Memo since he was seeing them all play regularly.
2013 Corona started more games than Ochoa. That year was terrible and Corona was the guy conceding all the goals.
> 2013 Corona started more games than Ochoa. That year was terrible and Corona was the guy conceding all the goals.
Do you have a source for that? 2013 was when Chepo was tying 0-0 all through the world cup qualifiers and almost didn't make the World Cup. I highly doubt either of them were conceding many goals.
They should bring in Tata so he let's us know who the federation imposed besides Jimenez and Tecatito for the World Cup.
Now I know Tecatito wasn't in the roster, but he was on the short list and the homie didn't recover until this last summer.
No, that dude needs to come on and spill the beans on if FIFA came to him and asked him to throw the damn match vs Argentina, or at the very least if his nationality had any influence on his decisions for the final roster and tactics.
He won't, because the minute he does, that dude can never step foot in Mexico the rest of his life, but still one can dream.
Tuca y el arte de pastorear a la opinion publica mexicana.
primero, un entrenador va a tener presiones de todos lados, de la tribuna, de los mismo jugadores, de sus auxiliares, de directivos, etc. para eso está el entrenador para ser quien tenga la ultima palabra en decisiones deportivas. años despues venir con su mamada de que le impusieron jugadores deberia ser tomada como una confesion de falta de huevos y profesionalismo en lugar de que lo quieran hacer pasar por victima de los dueños-vampiros-chupasangre del futbol mexicano.
decia que no iba a la seleccion y si fue; decia que no se iba a quedar y si se queria quedar hasta que lautaro martinez le clavo 4 goles; criticaba a los medios de comunicacion y ahora que se acabo el hueso de entrenador va y se sienta a su mesa para hacerles el juego como un personaje mas..
tuvo la gran suerte de que la directiva de tigres hizo lo que ningun otro equipo hace: morirse con el entrenador. le cambiaron y cambiaron jugadores a su gusto, le perdonaron torneos malos, le perdonaron excesos fuera de la cancha, le trajeron a un par de jugadores ahora historicos como Gignac y Nahuel.. tuca le debe mas a tigres que tigres a tuca.
buen entrenador, tampoco puedo decir lo contrario pero sobre todo es un entrenador que supo moverse y manejarse en el ecosistema del futbol mexicano.
Bro said 
That man bun bro you're like 50 ☠️
He's starting to look like Amaury a little bit.
Alvaro has a secret crush on the Vergaras.
Álvaro had an affair with Amaury during his youth, got his heart broken by him and thus developed his borderline sexual obsession with dunking on Sheebas. Source: Wattpad
Hey youngsters, I’m in my 50s and have long hair that I occasionally have to wear up in pony tail or man bun. The problem isn’t the man bun…it’s his hair style (shaved sides, extreme pull back) that makes him like a dork. My *hairdresser and I always talk about how to have age-appropriate long hair. *yes, cool arrows I have to go to a hairdresser because a barber wouldn’t know what to do with long and thin wavy hair.
Is that you paco palencia? 👀
Part of his character. 10 years ago he was a serious journo with a "respectable" image. He was a low level TV personality at ESPN doing sportscenter and what not. Then he create this new character that yells stupid takes and promotes the hated team and he is now ESPN's lead man. And who is to blame? People that love hate watching him and posting his shit here (and in other forums).
Don’t watch Fútbol Picante or any ESPN show if you’re expecting to get a full analysis and break down of football. Even without Alvaro, they’re just there to say dumb shit and get attention.
Exactly it’s just another reality tv show.
Bro, el gatillero don’t need no hairdresser. His hair is immaculate 👌
ESPN is supposed to be entertainment, its at their core. People need to realize they are not watching a new channel, but a sports ENTERTAINMENT channel - the fact that it triggers people is concerning, do they not know what they are consuming? If barstool sports posts something.. you know you might laugh - same thing with ESPN... you know you will get controversial takes. This doesnt seem to be an issue with the english channels... but the latino peeps get so triggered lol
> the latino peeps get so triggered lol as Juan Villoro said: "in Latin America, football is the most important thing of the least important things".
Never heard this before but dam!🥲 spot on!
Seriously, once you hit a certain age you have to realize you’re not not 15 - 25 age range anymore.So don’t dress or behave like that either.
Lol do whatever the fuck you want at any age
Just don't be dick, the rest is fine by me
I get ya. But don’t pass down secondhand vergüenzas unto the family. Im talking about that 58 yr old granny who has that I’m going clubbing miniskirt. Saggy tits down to her knees and that dress showing things I didn’t need to see. You don’t have it like that no more. Or my neighbor that one day a couple yrs ago tried to have a talk about a parking situation. Once again man close to hitting senior age dressed up in a trucker hat, supreme T-shirt, sneakers and skinny jeans. I couldn’t take him seriously. Come on you have to agree with me on this one.
Llegó el 2016 y dijo que le devolvieran su peinado
Is Álvaro the owner of the most punchable face in anything LigaMX related?
Dude not only the face but the fucking laugh.
Ok I literally stopped watching his shows because of his stupid little “ayuk” sounds he used to make or still makes idk I don’t watch him no more. Not only punchable but f ing annoying personality and way of being.
Close but that honor goes to Faitelson
without a doubt
He's just confirming what we already know. Even though they pushed him to use Ochoa he didn't do it. He even confirms it in a different clip that as manager he had to take certain players to the national team (those of us who know how this works already know, but some casuals like denying it) Things obviously HAVEN'T changed since with the FMF and Jimmy.
Okay, okay, So they forced him to use players but at the same time no?
If you know, you know. Some people on this sub are under 20 years old trying to argue with people who have been watching the Mexican national team for over 30 yrs (who have seen the ups and downs of the FMF) and they're trying to convince us that somehow we're wrong and that FMF doesn't impose CERTAIN players on the coach they decide to hire.
I’m saying your statements contradict each other. “Yeah they force them to play players but thank god that Tuca resisted.”
If you read my entire post you would actually get it. They imposed several players, including Ochoa, but he didn't put them all in the team during his run as head coach.
So then he wasn't imposed players.
Everything is a contradictions with these dorks. Some other idiot was like "yeah grupo orlegi hired Cocca but not really it was actually azcarraga behind the scenes he was just pretending to cede power to grupo orlegi". If the fucking coach didnt put ochoa then he fucking wasnt imposed. Simple as. "Oh they tried to" but fucking did they? They must not be omnipotent if a coach can just say go fuck yourself
Ochoa wasn't even called up by tuca
For real he used Moises and Moises shit the bed
https://youtu.be/n2Nlhl_Bd_M?si=D3CqVs1lb0I9MCFc&t=17 https://youtu.be/9ZzegYVKVuc?si=amu0fofeU7AW0N_0&t=22
Played him vs Uruguay and Argentina in 2018.
Moises played against Argentina and he fumbled a 2 goal lead💀. i was pissed as hell, in the stadium with my dad but atleast i got to see Messi score ig edit: im getting my timelines mixed up that was in 2015
You deleted your post :( These Memo lovers really have their feelings hurt. https://www.espn.com/soccer/match/_/gameId/513840 https://www.espn.com/soccer/match/_/gameId/527647 If you want to see it on video: https://youtu.be/n2Nlhl_Bd_M?si=D3CqVs1lb0I9MCFc&t=17 https://youtu.be/9ZzegYVKVuc?si=amu0fofeU7AW0N_0&t=22 EDIT: /u/DavidShoppeAKA really blocked me lol
Ur mom
October 2015 CONCACAF Cup vs USA and Tuca was interim coach. Ticket to Confederations Cup on the line. Tuca started MOink Munoz and didn't even call up Ochoa as he was eating bench in Malaga. That's all you need to know. In 2018 post-world cup he was interim again that's probably when they made him play Ochoa.
Tampoco ahí fue convocado Ochoa
Piojo still used him regardless even tho he was the most scored on GK and warming the bench in Europe. Tuca looked at Moi, Tala and Jona as more ahead of Memo since he was seeing them all play regularly. 2013 Corona started more games than Ochoa. That year was terrible and Corona was the guy conceding all the goals.
> 2013 Corona started more games than Ochoa. That year was terrible and Corona was the guy conceding all the goals. Do you have a source for that? 2013 was when Chepo was tying 0-0 all through the world cup qualifiers and almost didn't make the World Cup. I highly doubt either of them were conceding many goals.
This.
Ohh you mean in 2018 when he played regularly with his Belgian team???
Yeah remember? You were like, 10 probably.
El tuca se ve como tierno con los ojos cerrados jajaja
Ochoa
En ningún partido que dirigió estuvo convocado Ochoa
Uruguay y Argentina en 2018.
Me equivoqué, de todas maneras fueron solo 2 de 10. Además de que menciona unos partidos dónde no jugó
Tuca Cooks, also damn he looks like he enjoys being with Alvaro lmaoooo
Fuck that clown Morales
They should bring in Tata so he let's us know who the federation imposed besides Jimenez and Tecatito for the World Cup. Now I know Tecatito wasn't in the roster, but he was on the short list and the homie didn't recover until this last summer.
No, that dude needs to come on and spill the beans on if FIFA came to him and asked him to throw the damn match vs Argentina, or at the very least if his nationality had any influence on his decisions for the final roster and tactics. He won't, because the minute he does, that dude can never step foot in Mexico the rest of his life, but still one can dream.
The reason why Mexico will forever stay without the 5th game! Televisa needs to make their money
That guys haircut is insane
Tuca y el arte de pastorear a la opinion publica mexicana. primero, un entrenador va a tener presiones de todos lados, de la tribuna, de los mismo jugadores, de sus auxiliares, de directivos, etc. para eso está el entrenador para ser quien tenga la ultima palabra en decisiones deportivas. años despues venir con su mamada de que le impusieron jugadores deberia ser tomada como una confesion de falta de huevos y profesionalismo en lugar de que lo quieran hacer pasar por victima de los dueños-vampiros-chupasangre del futbol mexicano. decia que no iba a la seleccion y si fue; decia que no se iba a quedar y si se queria quedar hasta que lautaro martinez le clavo 4 goles; criticaba a los medios de comunicacion y ahora que se acabo el hueso de entrenador va y se sienta a su mesa para hacerles el juego como un personaje mas.. tuvo la gran suerte de que la directiva de tigres hizo lo que ningun otro equipo hace: morirse con el entrenador. le cambiaron y cambiaron jugadores a su gusto, le perdonaron torneos malos, le perdonaron excesos fuera de la cancha, le trajeron a un par de jugadores ahora historicos como Gignac y Nahuel.. tuca le debe mas a tigres que tigres a tuca. buen entrenador, tampoco puedo decir lo contrario pero sobre todo es un entrenador que supo moverse y manejarse en el ecosistema del futbol mexicano.