Don’t hope, homie - make sure you intentionally return this kind of love bc you can be sure she would love the same kinda smooshy love letters in return. (Signed, someone who gave this kind of love / energy for a very long time & now is quite bitter at the lack of return over the years.❤️)
She has a whole book of poetry I wrote her, and I like to surprise her with flowers and a nice home cooked meal.
But I’ll take your advice and mix it up a little. I’m thinking a, “have a cute day” letter and I’ll leave it on the front of her steering wheel. I’d consider chocolate, but it’s been getting a little toasty lately.
I’m not crying  you’re crying! This is one of the sweetest, wholesome, made me smile posts I’ve ever seen! Thanks for sharing! You guys are lucky to have each other. Keep that shit up!
You could buy her favourite snack that isn't chocolate instead. I get sweets from my partner as I can't eat chocolate, but I've also suggested some jerky and pretzels that would work (it's a new diet for medical reasons so I've had to list out what I can/can't eat for him until he can work out for himself whether new things would work for me)
Right there with ya! A little love note out of the blue for no holiday or occasion would have meant the world! So happy to see the love between OP and his wife! Made me smile!
She could just be Canadian or trying to be nice. Better play it safe and keep your eyes open for signals.
Edit: for those who didn't get it, I was referencing [this video](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw?si=IFL9JOT5ycbXcPEQ)
Maybe try telling her she’s cute and see how she responds to that? You’ll never know if you don’t try- I mean, how else would you level up from husband to something more serious and committed??? 
Let's see:
1. She married you -- check
2. She left you a note -- check
3. She actually wrote down how she thinks you're cute -- check
I dunno, man. Seems ambiguous. I'd play it cool until she gives you some stronger signals.
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Meanwhile, post this on r/AmItheAsshole and say you thought it was highly inappropriate to leave a note full of unsolicited advances in your work space and that you complained to HR - top answer: *"NTA - it was super inconsiderate, you should divorce her immediately"*
lol… Reddit did not give that to you. That would be fucking incredible if they did and 6969 just lined up with the stars. It is a good name though. Take pride in your work bro.
I wonder if she saw that movie, "Heart and Souls." One of the main characters sings a song she made up for her young children at bedtime, "Mr. Hugabug bear,...".
If you don’t mind me asking, how long have you guys been married? And also, any tips to get into writing poetry? I’d like to write for my partner but I suck at it sadly. Writing a whole book would be a dream come true
A couple year now. I think reading poetry can be helpful, but honestly, reading or listening things with words you might not already know or use often. I think music can also be helpful, but more than anything, I think it just comes down to personal inspiration
Props to you for clearly being a great husband. And props to your wife for letting you know, plus her proper grammar, A+.
Make sure you take good care of that butt - highly ranked! 😊
This just sent back some memories of when my bf worked night shift at a hotel. Every night he worked I’d get him food and write a cute note on one of the napkins for him❤️ now he works day shift at a different hotel so I’ll just have lunch with him and sometimes (since he’s the only front desk employee and his boss just had a baby and is chill af) I’ll help him the the laundry in the back so we have more time to chill in the lobby❤️ I’m on the last day of a work trip and headed home (still 9 hours away) and miss him so much 😩 and our 3 adorable cats! He told me the other day that they kept waiting by the door for me and looking at him like he was the one that made me leave, they even started acting up and breaking stuff! I miss my babies so much❤️
It’s good to take a step back and see not only if your partner is showing you love, but also how.
Not everyone does it the same, so be sure to really think about things before taking action.
That said. I’ve totally been in mentally and physically abusive relationships, and they can be hard to leave, but if it’s not healthy try to muster up courage and help you need to get out.
It’s a balance about realistic expectations and recognizing toxic behaviors. I hope for you it’s the former and not the latter.
Best of luck!
This is so so cute and me!! I did this to my boyfriend whenever he left for uni, but he broke up with me ❤️🩹 I really miss loving someone. But this is very cuteee! Wishing you the best 🫶🏼
Hello husband, here's the things I like about you:
28. Your cute wife.
I've got questions, not really concerns, just questions. Like how the hell you find the energy for 2 wife's
My wife did something similar when we moved into our new house 7 years ago. She wrote the note on the bathroom mirror, 7 years later I still haven't cleaned the mirror, I refuse to.
Really appreciate the change in the spelling of your to you’re on the last bullet. What an adorable partner you have
I can only hope they feel as lucky as I do
Looks like they sure do!
Don’t hope, homie - make sure you intentionally return this kind of love bc you can be sure she would love the same kinda smooshy love letters in return. (Signed, someone who gave this kind of love / energy for a very long time & now is quite bitter at the lack of return over the years.❤️)
She has a whole book of poetry I wrote her, and I like to surprise her with flowers and a nice home cooked meal. But I’ll take your advice and mix it up a little. I’m thinking a, “have a cute day” letter and I’ll leave it on the front of her steering wheel. I’d consider chocolate, but it’s been getting a little toasty lately.
I’m not crying  you’re crying! This is one of the sweetest, wholesome, made me smile posts I’ve ever seen! Thanks for sharing! You guys are lucky to have each other. Keep that shit up!
You have figured it out, my man. Constantly pursue that woman she'll treat you in kind. I should start leaving some notes.
You guys are incredible. I really long for this kind of love. One day.
You could buy her favourite snack that isn't chocolate instead. I get sweets from my partner as I can't eat chocolate, but I've also suggested some jerky and pretzels that would work (it's a new diet for medical reasons so I've had to list out what I can/can't eat for him until he can work out for himself whether new things would work for me)
Right there with ya! A little love note out of the blue for no holiday or occasion would have meant the world! So happy to see the love between OP and his wife! Made me smile!
don't just hope, make them
I do enjoy putting in the occasional effort
Grammatical correctness really does it for me.
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Hahaha came here to say the same thing! It’s like the cherry on top ❤️🤌
That one got me! Lovely way to tie up the list in a way that actually doesn’t end it
So I'm guessing she thinks you're cute?
I donno, can’t be completely sure.
She could just be Canadian or trying to be nice. Better play it safe and keep your eyes open for signals. Edit: for those who didn't get it, I was referencing [this video](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw?si=IFL9JOT5ycbXcPEQ)
Maybe try telling her she’s cute and see how she responds to that? You’ll never know if you don’t try- I mean, how else would you level up from husband to something more serious and committed??? 
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I can understand this woman.
Came here to say this. It looks amazing, but usually they try to control it with medication.
Maybe hold off making a move until you're sure
Good call, good call.
Number 28 makes me think it was all an elaborate ruse to compliment herself /s
I mean she is the most cute so..
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Yes, but that’s because I chew on it from time to time
Let's see: 1. She married you -- check 2. She left you a note -- check 3. She actually wrote down how she thinks you're cute -- check I dunno, man. Seems ambiguous. I'd play it cool until she gives you some stronger signals.
It's a red flag, she's overcompensating for something. You should get a divorce (/s)
Oh Reddit *cue 90s sitcom laugh track*
r/relationship_advice Meanwhile, post this on r/AmItheAsshole and say you thought it was highly inappropriate to leave a note full of unsolicited advances in your work space and that you complained to HR - top answer: *"NTA - it was super inconsiderate, you should divorce her immediately"*
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For those who don’t know the reference: https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw?si=H7Qob6s0v10H_m9b
Wouldn’t trust her. Break up with her just to be sure
Give her my number
I know a guy named homes who could probably help us deduce this situation and its meaning … clever yet extremely complicated
Cute peepee bro
Thanks bro
yeah that’s a sick ding dong you got there duder
Nice cock bro I bet you cum a lot
Username checks out
Not my fault, reddit gave it to me. Guess I could consider myself lucky, or… “well endowed”.
lol… Reddit did not give that to you. That would be fucking incredible if they did and 6969 just lined up with the stars. It is a good name though. Take pride in your work bro.
I had to double check the list
Only made number 25 though
Better than not on there at all!
I suppose so. My soft male ego would want it higher on the list though /s
Well at least his ass made #2
Makes you wonder 👀
Chicks love cute peepees
Nice butt is #2 she loves you for you, not just that juicy caboosy
Thank goodness, but honestly.. I wouldn’t blame her
Haha, I love the confidence! That really is a great way to start the day. I hope it's been good and stays good.
That really is America's ass
Butt #2 Peepee #25 OP's wife is an ass man for sure.
Your cute peepee
25th on the list but still made the list! 😎
She didn't want to lead with that
Classic diversion, everyone knows #25 is what you *really* mean.
No, I'd take #2 :P
That one had me dying 🤣
She's obviously just using OP for his body.
"I was in the pool!"
Not sure if someone saying I have a cute peepee would be a compliment or not lol
>...24. your cute cooking >25. YOUR FAT MONSTER HOG >26. your cute lovingness...
Someone would have to see it first, so it's just a hypothetical for you anyway.
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Later, virgins
I love that “your cute wife” is on there too!!! You go girl
Red flag, classic narcissist. OP, break up with her immediately!
Hit the lawyer, hire a gym.
“Break up with her, shave your head, grow out your beard and hit the gym”
gym? whats a gym?
It's where you battle a Gym Leader and earn its badge.
ohhhhhh, a gym!
Average Reddit advice to a perfectly fine relationship
So toxic. Probably just made this list to gaslight him. OP, run!
“You’re cute take care ofyness” - this woman speaks my language 😂
There was a “huggabl buggable” in there too Haha, I just saw that she threw herself into the list of cute things about him “Your cute wife”
I wonder if she saw that movie, "Heart and Souls." One of the main characters sings a song she made up for her young children at bedtime, "Mr. Hugabug bear,...".
I asked and she hasn’t. Also I haven’t, so I think we’ll check it out, or at least I will lol
"Your cute wife" was my favorite one lol
Cute clothes appears at 9 and 23. How cute *are* your clothes OP?
I’m not sure. I mostly shop at old navy and goodwill
That's cute
To be fair, the second one is "clotes"... so technically not a repeat.
She's a keeper, and from that note, I'm guessing you are too lol.
Awe shucks, that’s mighty nice of you stranger 😭
I heard there is an incredibly cute pee pee
My wife leaves me “reasons I love you” notes up on the regular, too. We got good ones, @OP.
That's just too adorable. You're a lucky man.
Thanks, I definitely feel that way!
That she used "You're" for her last point made me smile. After all those "your," it would be easy to get it wrong, but she didn't.
Dude I think she is flirting with you, but I am not 100% sure.
No way… You really think?
She could be only friendly and polite?
Marry her
Lol we already are
Marry her again. Take her out on a date..get down on ur knees ,propose her again..marry her again.
Oooo, I like the idea of proposing for a third time.
Third??
Well, it’s kind of a funny story..
Please do tell
Lol she said no the first time. It was new years, and she just wasn’t ready and that’s okay. She did really like the ring though
Wonderful to see it turn out this way!
Wait, wait! how does that work? Did she get 2 ring then?? A "no" ring and a "yes" ring?
Nope, same ring
If you don’t mind me asking, how long have you guys been married? And also, any tips to get into writing poetry? I’d like to write for my partner but I suck at it sadly. Writing a whole book would be a dream come true
A couple year now. I think reading poetry can be helpful, but honestly, reading or listening things with words you might not already know or use often. I think music can also be helpful, but more than anything, I think it just comes down to personal inspiration
I thought it was a list of jobs for you to do today 😂
X2
My wife has 32 things she loves about me just sayin
Oooo, I’ll let her know. She’s the more competitive one
Have you checked your car for dents ?
She did spear my car door once, but I sold it a while back
Wait Wait Wait ... You're just going to leave us hanging like that!?!
:)
They would be cute dents, though!
I just lost this never let it go
I’m real sorry for your loss and I won’t.
It changes you when you lose love like that
She got your/you're correct. You got a good one!
Bro is winning
Thanks bro
I’ll be crying in the middle of the freeway if you need me
If you start crying then I’ll start crying 😭
Props to you for clearly being a great husband. And props to your wife for letting you know, plus her proper grammar, A+. Make sure you take good care of that butt - highly ranked! 😊
Thanks for reminding me , today is leg day.
guys i think she’s trying to say op is cute
What a wonderful way to begin the day!
I totally misread ‘your cute beard’ as ‘your cute bear!’ And now I’m disappointed you don’t have a bear.
I wasn’t disappointed that I didn’t have a bear until exactly right now, but my dog could pass as a black bear cub
Ok that will do!
She thinks your wife’s cute bro I’d be careful
This just sent back some memories of when my bf worked night shift at a hotel. Every night he worked I’d get him food and write a cute note on one of the napkins for him❤️ now he works day shift at a different hotel so I’ll just have lunch with him and sometimes (since he’s the only front desk employee and his boss just had a baby and is chill af) I’ll help him the the laundry in the back so we have more time to chill in the lobby❤️ I’m on the last day of a work trip and headed home (still 9 hours away) and miss him so much 😩 and our 3 adorable cats! He told me the other day that they kept waiting by the door for me and looking at him like he was the one that made me leave, they even started acting up and breaking stuff! I miss my babies so much❤️
How sweet, penisdevourer.
He deserves it! lol
I am crying 😂😂😂 I wish I could upvote this a thousand times.
“Your cute wife” she slipped that one in there
Subliminal messaging lol
She's bought a cat
I wish. All animals welcome, especially goats
This is so sweet
You have hit the jackpot my friend
Homie your butt is number 2. This is both a humorous reference to poopy and demonstrates that your badonkadonk is lovely
Bro...I don't want to alarm you but whoever wrote that has a crush on you...probably
Either is she thinks you are cute or there is a dent, somewhere on your car.
Marry her again.
Protect this woman at all costs. This is what men go to war to fight for.
You’re a lucky man. My wife hates me.
I’m real sorry. Want to talk about it?
There’s that take care ofyness!
No. 28. 🤨
Wtf am I doing wrong
Probaby nothing. Just remember to love yourself and be kind and I’d like to think good things will happen
Yk with that attitude anything is possible. I just might not be in the most positive relationship atm tbh.
It’s good to take a step back and see not only if your partner is showing you love, but also how. Not everyone does it the same, so be sure to really think about things before taking action. That said. I’ve totally been in mentally and physically abusive relationships, and they can be hard to leave, but if it’s not healthy try to muster up courage and help you need to get out. It’s a balance about realistic expectations and recognizing toxic behaviors. I hope for you it’s the former and not the latter. Best of luck!
Wow. My wife always asks me to list things I love about her, but she's never actually reciprocated. Maybe I should show her this.
She have a sister? Asking for a friend .... Great post, tks ..
Dude! I think she likes you. Ask her out.
That’s sweet tbh
These are the absolute best! She writes mine on the container where she put my breakfast usually. Day is always good after that!
what type of toys? 🤨 hot wheels or legos?
Both, and this year I’ve been into building whatever models (mostly Gundams)
nice!
I didn’t look what subreddit I was on, and assumed this was from a stalker. When viewed from that lens, this letter is much more creepy lmao
God bless these beautiful folks and their marriage 🤗🙏🏾🩷.
You won at life bro. GG !
lol your cute peepee! This is cute :)
I want something like this so bad 😭 You won at life OP
Fuck you, in the nicest way possible
Your wife single?
So I hear you got a cute peepee
I think she likes you 🤔
I’d say you have a pretty good chance with this chick, you should make a move.
I'm counting calories at the moment... Can anyone tell me how many calories a 9mm bullet is?
This is so so cute and me!! I did this to my boyfriend whenever he left for uni, but he broke up with me ❤️🩹 I really miss loving someone. But this is very cuteee! Wishing you the best 🫶🏼
You are lored Never forget
Cute! I wrote a note for my bf at his desk ans I found it with a load of trash a week later and no recognition for it lol
It's the correct grammar that got me excited.
"Your cute butt" being the second thing lmao
I don't know for sure but I think that lady has a super crush on you.
Hello husband, here's the things I like about you: 28. Your cute wife. I've got questions, not really concerns, just questions. Like how the hell you find the energy for 2 wife's
Run!!!
Well, this is cute. I'm sadhappy.
Said clothes twice. Make her redo it.
Cute peepee made it to the top 25. Good job, penis!
she’s a keeper because she knows how to correctly use your and you’re
I take it you have no children? Because once the children start showing up, you go to the very bottom of the list. Bottom of the totem pole. Facts.
Dude. You won. Especially cuz of your cute take care ofyness
I here thee anoint your wife the Grammar Queen. Bravo. Also, super adorable.
My wife did something similar when we moved into our new house 7 years ago. She wrote the note on the bathroom mirror, 7 years later I still haven't cleaned the mirror, I refuse to.