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xtracheesepleass

If this person is willing to make up a new apparel who knows what else they AREN'T TELLING US


Last_Garden7640

Don’t worry most of it is truthful😉


Vanathru

What do you mean most!?!


cloveandspite

This outfit sounds hideous. Bethesda, hire OP immediately.


Last_Garden7640

Gimme a job FR


B3arsandB3ats

You actually caught someone with this post https://www.reddit.com/r/Market76/s/Y9FVVWHEE1


Captchasarerobots

Thank you for this, day made.


TheRealApyr1276

Why i oughta……..


No-Maintenance1404

Keep Update when u find love.


ThickBake977

This is how news works: HUNDREDS DIED AND ONE SURVIVED THE BIG STORM!😱 According the new e-sport league a 15 years old player won the fortnite cup.


JohnMcClanePR

And you tell me know after I scrapped it. /feelsbadman /s


2007pearce

Love these posts. Appreciate you


ThePassiveGamer

I just got one! Gonna keep it and wait for value to climb!


Last_Garden7640

H: new apparel W: every Q groll and TFJ ever conceived


SpaceKriek1

The loot goblin in me went auw damn


spaundrum2

I want that outfit now. Somebody get Bethesda on the line!


Smacked4x

i dont see how devs dont just go on their reddits even once and make stuff like this because they clearly can see its one of the most sought after stuff someone needs to put me in the big chair


spaundrum2

I don’t know how the creation engine works but I would assume it would take at least a couple months for them to add just a couple outfits. Can’t imagine the process and how many people are involved


Content-Connoisseur

A reskin could be completed anywhere from a few days to a few weeks depending on how good the graphics and detail is in the apparel but we all want new styles not reskins, so a couple months of effort to improve QOL? It's kinda dumb that they don't put that effort in, because they could go the easy route and just add new (non-atoms) reskins to at least satisfy us. In my opinion it's because they don't care about much besides atoms store items.


Smacked4x

yeah but rare apparel has been wanted for years they have had plenty of time


ThirdFlip

A rare apparel that actually looks cool and unique and not like what a hobo would wear? One can only dream


riggrozz

Literally was feverishly typing this into google and started typing fur and had a “hol up” moment and then read the rest of the post


Jlsepulcre

Oh no, I didnt read enough and put 10 TFJs in a donation box 😱


Gold-Section-5021

Is this real? Cause when I look up fallout 76 homemade fur suit I uh... well I didn't get the results I was expecting


Gold-Section-5021

*I guess I'm actually that stupid🤣


Zealousideal_Lion848

Read the full post the guy is a trolling dickhead.


OmagaWright

Dang it. Am I the only one who was reading this with the old Dragonball Z narrator? I was just waiting to read "on the episode of Dragonball Z". God I'm old.


bhrisp

You weren’t the only one friend 😂


Last_Garden7640

Nope Man U me and 1 other guy have all said this lol


Largofarburn

W:hfs h:pickaxe and weenie wagon.


OneBayLeaf

I got one of these on my first event. I’ll trade it for tfj and 3 groll commandos plus an add. Then one more add on top of that.


pinkpuffsorange

Pickaxe is the best I can do.....


Bigredeemer425

2 pickaxes!


Acceptable_Mountain5

God damn it, this sub is so cringe


Main-Calligrapher982

Don't be harsh, it's a boomer/dad game


Acceptable_Mountain5

The trading part is definitely boomer crap


Main-Calligrapher982

I mean there's no mechanical skill involved in this game at all, trading and RNG makes it interesting at least.


Last_Garden7640

Witerally 🤓


Zealousideal_Lion848

Facts. Everything I see in here is oh look at this godroll must be worth a gorillion caps awwgg


RaisingFargo

The only reason I now hate you is because thats a very sick sounding design.


Last_Garden7640

Bahahha maybe Todd will see this


klumze

lol good one.


Failedtank

I love you if it makes you feel any better!


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DorkyDwarf

If this is real, .25% is only 1/400.


uuuhhhh24

FAKE NEWS, FAKE NEWS


Mr-Taylor

And the cycle starts again


DR__SQUIDZ

After watching what happened with the pickaxes.. One day, I want Todd to make a piece of apparel that nobody wears insanely rare going forward lol the golf outfit all of a sudden has a .0001% drop rate from ash heaps events with no reason or explanation given lol


Zealousideal_Lion848

Actual dogshit. I was so excited for new apparel I hope you stub your pinky toe every day till the end of time.


Mr-N3v3rG1v3AfUck

It’s not fake news at all and I’m spreading it to everyone!


uhKira

should have added: Will people check the rewards they get from events?!


OldTitanSoul

what's the name of the outfit?


ivorymoonstone

Aw man


gayboysnuf

So rare it's not even updated on the wiki? Or am I searching for the wrong "FO76 Homemade Fur Suit?"


N_Who

I don't even know what TFJ stands for.


OneDeadCorpse

Lmao, legend


Lord_Sidious99

Over to you Ollie- "ITS RAININ' SIDEWAYS!!"- Sounds rough, Ollie


prepGod718

Love it


RyanBottles1994

Is there photo of what it looks like?


Midknightneko

Where that one hacker that increase all the rare and ultra rare appeals that one time lol


ToastedDadBod

At first I was like aw damn more crap to grind for. Then I read the rest and had a chuckle lol. Thanks for the morning shenanigans!


Last_Garden7640

Ofc glad u can appreciate some guys can’t lol


ToastedDadBod

So I've noticed lol. Keep doing you, and thanks for keeping us informed on all things 76 and ultra rare apparel updates 🤣


Bigredeemer425

Lmao! This was great! Also, I love ya, buddy!


Takeshi_Castles

Trade you one for a weenie wagon and a pickaxe


ProfessionalSilver52

Sadness


XxzgrimCYBORGzxXps4

I love you! 🥹


Berserker76_TTV

I accidentally scrapped my Homemade Fur Suit! 🤦‍♂️


GeneralBulko

Thanks god this is a joke. My investment in tfj, tlc and lc are still safe.


fRm-Br00klyn

ooooh any ideas on the the look of it?


2007pearce

Someone didn't read haha


fRm-Br00klyn

ahh i see now


MassiveMoose

Can tell you literally only read the title, not even the written description of the outfit!😅


TeamVictoire

H: 20 pickaxes W: HFS (Homemade Fur Suit) /s


-Titan_Uranus-

TFJ isnt rare.


Zom13ified

You had me up until you said .25% drop rate. You forgot a couple of zeros. 😆


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Last_Garden7640

Now is this true or u pulling a me😂


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Last_Garden7640

Shoot he’ll yea


Last_Garden7640

Oh shit nice


nerder01

I thought this was the same as the old fireman helmet


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nerder01

There's 2 in that area, there's another skeleton next to a steering wheel and fire axe just behind the operating bed facing the firetruck


Dependable83

Good job 👍🏽


Past_Hurry8063

OP is literally the shining example of why this game is turning into dog shit. Nevermind the fact that common sense people should read the entire bulletin, but focusing purely on the fact that OP posted this in hopes to create a new wave of misconception among a game community that's basically full of new players.


Last_Garden7640

It was really just for a little joke I make news posts all the time that are factual and actually help new players if u ever wanna go through my later posts


High247UK

Damn. I bet you’re fun at parties lmao


Bigredeemer425

....... Really? This is what u got from this? How bitter and angry are you?


FalloutKurier6

Dang, you almost got me 🤣


passttor-of-muppetz

That’s good stuff


aphmatic

Cool story thanks for the sarcasm add. Downvoted


Last_Garden7640

Sorry to hear u couldn’t find the humor


Abygahil

I think is hilarious and all these people need to get that stick out from…. Ps: have you tried tinder?! 😅


xSITHx_MAJESTIC

This was a pretty funny post. Too bad, the good sense of humour chases you, but you're faster.


-Titan_Uranus-

The funniest part is when they say the TFJ is a rare apparel. Ssssooo funny.