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ourobourobouros

Love that the Miami sub is a mix of posts like this, ones calling women golddiggers, and women asking if anyone has noticed how misogynistic the city is while dudes in the comments swear it isn't true and anyone saying so is just a crazy lying bitch Like, yeah, no creepy dudes around here 100% /s


Realistic_Smoke1682

Ye service in ensuring the honor of thee fair maidens of Reddit has been defended has earned you 10 points towards a head pat from the maiden of thy choice. Ride off on your trusty white steed, knowing ye did it right today, young knight.


jc3858

šŸ˜‚


AuthoritarianSex

You cooked him ngl


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Bushwhacker-XII

Classier than Alley Cats thou


biggwermm

Still there US Hwy 27 https://maps.app.goo.gl/sa4Z3ukGgp7D2uPn8?g_st=ac


the_lamou

Nah, it's "PlayPen2" now, the "sexiest Latin space in the sexiest Latin city," according to their description.


tortillamonster2020

Argentinas all day!!


rsmnyc1

Got my debit card hacked here straight šŸ’© whole,šŸ’€šŸ˜­


AlertThinker

Next time tip more than $1.


secondtimesacharm23

Wtf lol if you donā€™t tip good enough, then being hacked and stolen from is totally acceptable?


AlertThinker

One way or another, theyā€™ll get their tip.


mothisname

not just acceptable but expected and justified šŸ’Æ


secondtimesacharm23

Wow you guys sound like a bunch of winnersšŸ˜‚


Disastrous-Bus-9834

Ur in Miami bro


decoy321

You're allowed to say shit here.


AlertThinker

Thanks mom!


Reasonable_Word_3525

This is an admission of idiocy? I went to a sketchy place and used my debit card? Apply for a credit card and pay it off every month. If someone hacks your credit card, that money is on the bank. If someone hacks your debit card, you may never see the money back


[deleted]

My question is, who tips at a club using a card? Like, imagine you say you don't have cash and they pullout one of those dumb square card chips.


brando56894

They literally made a movie about it back in like 2018 where strippers were getting rich guys heavily intoxicated and then running up their debit cards in the amount of thousands of dollars. The group of five of them made something stupid like half a million in like 6 months (those numbers could be wildly off).


[deleted]

Hustlers, right?


brando56894

Yeah, that's it.


JenninMiami

Iā€™ve used my credit card to pay for drinks at strip clubs.


[deleted]

I meant for...other services.


Bushwhacker-XII

lol Did you try the credit card swap!!!


Coolenough-to

dangerous


dre_j_373

You mean Muff-diving? Just watch out for the crabs.


propinadoble

And the clam jiggling


Frequent-Nose6390

Never thought Iā€™d see this on Reddit šŸ’€šŸ”„


M3KVII

Yes please let this be the new meme next to flannigans


GoingSom3where

This is actually where they get their pink cups from


LikelyNotSober

Better for motor-boating than snorkeling.


InterstellarReddit

That place is still around?


Inevitable-Feeling66

I think it's something else now, but idk what


Parronski

A Flannigans, perchance.


Inevitable-Feeling66

Lol, I wish. I'm pretty sure it's still a strip club of some kind, just updated to more modern standards Edit. Nvm, according to the Google maps link someone posted below, it is indeed still a pink pussycat. Albeit with some boards put up.


Parronski

Boarded up and encased? They would be wise to air the pussycat out, lest the humidity do a number on it.


Naipie305

The building lives on but the new tenants/owners painted it black and turned it into a gentlemenā€™s club centered around kinks because Miami. They had some viral marketing moments with blow up dolls and leather outfits a few years ago but havenā€™t heard much about them for a while. It looks shut down now.


Frequent-Nose6390

Nah itā€™s open now I think, Iā€™ve seen them setup the entrance


Apocalypsezz

Yep. Still there. I pass it on my way home most days and I always open up Pokemon Go because it's a pokestop, which I can send to others as a postcard. Always a good chuckle.


Justin__D

> because it's a pokestop I mean, it definitely seems like a place you'd go to play with your pokeballs.


Apocalypsezz

Yep. Best place to restock master-balls.


chrisacip

Expensive


Easyman30

Porkys!


browse428

Easy man....shhhh they won't get it


Sea_Indication_1370

Thereā€™s a guy who went snorkeling in key Biscayne is now missing wtfff


TheMorgwar

Ooh remember the ā€œPink Pussycat Boutiqueā€ in Coconut Grove and their crazy radio ads?! And Ziggyā€™s Boutique!


KMunashii

Now thereā€™s a name I havenā€™t heard in yearsā€¦


AmountMajestic

I've heard the water there is murky


AmountMajestic

I've heard the water there is murky


bigballsmiami

Wouldn't recommend it šŸ˜±


Massage_Bro

Hey..itā€™s a Tacoma!


mothisname

just make sure you have the appropriate safety gear


Potential-Bet5731

My uncle and cousin were rebuilding the inside and even built a second floor private room with shower and everything for the ā€œGrand Re-openingā€ since the owner had finally sold the local. Here we are years later, probably still closed ā˜ ļø


Potential-Bet5731

Whatā€™s nasty was that the changing rooms and lockers still had a bunch of nasty and dirty heels, undies and tops just scattered everywhere. And the smell.. ā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


BirthdayWooden

Omg! That was the first thing I did when I turned 18. A hawt Colombian dancer named "viagra" gave me a lap dance. Taking the dive there is like licking the juice from the side of a dumpster. At first it's gross, but then you kinda like it.


Em56479

Old 305 Miami before 786..


CUBICHELOCO

45 years ago it was a rock n roll club called the OKee36.Saw a lot of local bands there. (Z-cars,Roxx,maybe even The EAT and Charlie Pickett)Yes I'm old!


BDGUCCII

The strippers fart directly into your face while giving you a lap dance


LookingLost45

What do you mean by snorkeling?


LocalJim

Dont touch the carpet


DSSMAN0898

Isn't that the old facade?


abealk03

This crackhouse is still around?


Avenging-Sky

A classic thatā€™s near the jai lai