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bennyblanco19

British aerospace shares went kaput


ShitfarmPadlock

it's a savage garden my friend. A savage garden.


samisscrolling2

Shall I ask what he means?


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CAULIFLOWER IS NOT TRADITIONAL!!!!


samisscrolling2

I don't know if it really is traditional, actually...


Accomplished-Art7737

Elf n safety, innit?


Lopsided_Dique6078

I have heard my Grandad say this exact line


aswadxxxiii

Does he drive an MG?


No_Heat8954

it was a good deal on a good car, Missy.


EitherPhase5676

Think what it’s doing to the MECHANISM!


Electronic-Trade-504

MECH-AN-ISM


Case_Fit

mechanism-uh


Horcza

Thus Spake Zarathustra? Really? (also how the hell do I add text to the post)


Chinaski_616

Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said 'Chicken Run'.


Phasma18374

Even if you know the book, how the fuck do you even act that out in charades?


WuDoYouThinkYouAre

It was a joke, u/Phasma18374. A Christmas joke.


Phasma18374

Oh, I'm sorry, I flew off the handle a little bit there didn't I?


Kiwi_Woz

That wasn't very Christmasy.


BrettDilkington1

I have thought about this actually and I reckon I’d probably do like a halo or a praying hand gesture then play dead. Still pretty ambiguous tbf but it was the best I could come up with


Phasma18374

I think if I was trying to think of two things really difficult to act out in charades, I might think of Nietzche and the fucking prophet of zoroastrianism. Mark's dad is a fucker


_ThatsTicketyBoo_

Didn't meet an elderly Jamaican woman who unleashed his sexually and his wife had an affair as the result.


20_percentcooler

Maybe he could do with a cock or two


clamdever

Cheeky


TheGeckoGeek

Elf and safety, innit? 😜


SirCrumpetTheThird

His British aerospace shares went kaput.


Snail-Lips

That’s not very Christmassy


dibbymcghee

Parents do seem to like me… …except for dad of course


mussyg

He got a good deal on a good car, missy


Haystack67

He's just Mark, if Mark were 30 years older and able to foster his middle-class control-freakishness at a time of Thatcherism and partner subservience.


MeridianHilltop

A posh spaz.


Minky29

In what way is he a posh spaz? He clsims to not iron his socks


HistoricalHedgehog32

Daddy’s hat has fallen off.


catachrestical

His wife wanted to become a water wizard


bugijugi90

It was a great deal more than a fad.


ThePeninsula

Great at the auld water lego.


rep4me

You must come from a house with functional parental units. 


SleepyFox2089

Chance would be a fine thing.


icebox_Lew

A fine thing indeed.


VivaEllipsis

Saying that too often now


FrankieSausage

Mark didnt put a muzzle on his woman


Chilifille

He was doomed from the start. Boy to geek to drone to bitter old man, that’s the Corrigan trajectory.


PigeonDesecrator

Brussel sprouts not having the crosses


albionroses

Don't bring the MG into it because you don't know what you're talking about!


LadyBigSuze_

Missy


chaimbo

Office equipment homophobe


jetelklee

That's a real shredder, not a nancy boy shredder.


Cpt-No-Dick

Quite simple really, there was no cauliflower.


badbog42

It’s not traditional.


Cpt-No-Dick

CAULIFLOWER IS TRADITIONAL!


VivaEllipsis

I don’t think cauliflower really is traditional


DubnoBass34

Super conservative strict father whom emotionally abused his children especially his oldest, Mark his son who did not live up to his expectations. But that’s all ancient history now.


TheStatMan2

His wife's been at the cockatoos.


Cute_Instruction_450

I reckon everything isn't tikety boo


Norgaard93

How much can a man take? No cauliflower, sprouts not done properly, the only edible meat on the table was ham and it destroyed the mechanissmmm and to top it off his son served him a shit sandwich. Lay off the poor bloke.


AstronomerAvailable5

Ian is that you, you badger baiting homophobe?


Good_Combination_613

I'm sorry, I thought you said Chicken Run.


stillnoteeth

I’ve never been more in favour of elder abuse


ImDUDEurMRLebowski

He’s an office equipment homophobe


hallucinationthought

Too traditional


omelasian-walker

Average baby boomer


Quittoexit97

A man in his 60s with an an attitude problem? No...


cherryrevisionfan

I wouldn’t even know where to start… think about what it’s doing to the mechanism!


FragrantAd859

No one put a leash on him.


previously_on_earth

Cauliflower was resting


SirWilliamBruce

Nietzsche rejected his advances and he’s been bitter ever since.


ChildishCumbino

Fuck you, Dan


TyranaSoreWristWreck

Mark not thinking what he was doing to the *mechanism*.


the_anonymous_lee

he's a cock-muncher, that's his problem


Tobitronicus

Cauliflower famine


2confrontornot

pissed because he looks like jeff bezos


cankennykencan

He's too like Mark


Snail-Lips

Netflix subtitles saying “Christmas movie” always bothered me. Some deaf people won’t ever get that joke at all 🤷


streetfighterjim

Don’t mind him


GeoffreyDuPonce

No cauliflower


philster666

Too much cauliflower


aerial_ruin

GT shares in cauliflower, and they're not doing great, post-brexit (which he voted for)


LeftLab7543

You do know that the stock market reached record highs after Brexit? Sorry to live so relentlessly in the real world. 🕵️


aerial_ruin

And then, they didn't. Reaching, and staying stable are two different things


LeftLab7543

Suggestions that Brexit has caused any long term problems are probably overblown according to the Financial Times; https://www.ft.com/content/9be715ca-85ab-46a1-911e-5ffeb13bbc73


aerial_ruin

Dude, the fact we're talking about cauliflower, and the fact that due to the lack of migrants workers not being around to pick said cauliflower thus it ends up rotting in fields, due to Brexit, does not make stocks and shares in cauliflower soar. Plus the financial times is a right wing paper that pushed for Brexit. Don't think they're going to try and wangle a story to make it look good in their favour Plus you're doing all this on a fucking comedy subreddit.


LeftLab7543

The Financial Times was and is a *very* remain supporting publication. As for this being a a comedy sub Reddit it was you who brought Brexit into it 😂😂😂


aerial_ruin

I love how you're arguing relentlessly over a fucking joke over shares in something that probably doesn't even have shares in. Try having a sense of humour or just leave the internet please


Minky29

He needed a shit and a glass of water


aswadxxxiii

Yup


ConfidenceShort9319

He's in a K hole right now but in ten the speed will kick in. Can of Coke and a ciggy he'll be right as rain.


Pretty_Chicken485

Bros the goat


aledwg

British Airways shares went kaput


edotman

I'm gna be honest, I didn't buy it at all. They should've got a way scarier guy to play marks dad.