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cyberdriven

Easy. I don’t.


potatolover83

Family bathroom 100%


potatolover83

In fact everyone does, it’s kind of a running joke that if you see an employee go into the family bathroom, they’re 100% pooping


ambushequine

I poop when I need to poop 🤷🏻‍♀️ only thing I care about is a clean toilet/bathroom. It's a normal human function, it's fine. There's much bigger shit to worry about in life (pun intended).


ledwartz

Fun story: a woman was like pee dancing in front of our family restroom I tell her we have to multi-person public restrooms in the lobby and another family and she stands firm. A few minutes later go back to the ops room and there my coworker/bestie pops in and goes dude I blew up the family bathroom next to the imax and some lady pushed me out of the way to get in. (Yknow same lady same bathroom)


1980sbully

If the family bathroom is nasty I use the very last least used stall in the bathroom


Downtown-Glass1617

i have such bad news for you the last stall is the most used 😭


SOUR_KING

this is why i always use the first stall


Popcorn_Slinger

This is such a power move


SOUR_KING

bonus points if it doesn’t lock


1980sbully

It's honestly more of the fact that the family restroom seems to always get piss all over it and the last stall-stalls in all the restrooms are usually cleaner and not being filthy is my biggest requirement not so much use haha but yeah I hear ya


Downtown-Glass1617

i completely understand. we don’t have a family restroom at our theater so i guess i consider myself lucky 😭


Fire2box

Mythbusters final seasons checked in this myth. The least used one according to their study was the very first stall.


TraySplash21

The urinal. Nobody has caught on yet


Fallen-Blob-of-Light

I only use the public stalls cause the single ones are RIGHt next to the managers office, and the walls are thin. I'm gonna be honest, If I gotta shart? I'm not doing it right next to the managers, the stalls are usually empty anyway


Popcorn_Slinger

SHART WHERE THEY CAN HEAR YOU! ESTABLISH DOMINANCE 💩


Fallen-Blob-of-Light

LMAO AIGHT, THEY SUCK ANYWAY


CastleElsinore

The old projectionist bathroom


Popcorn_Slinger

I didn't ask the coolest place you get to poop lol


McNuggieAMR

I never will poop at work I will hold that shit in till I bust


BreezyBill

Get paid to poop, my friend. That’s the only way.


SOUR_KING

boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time


BreezyBill

The family restroom is known as the “Executive Washroom” at our theater. There’s no other choice.


coachz1212

Family bathroom is peak. Otherwise, you gotta time it right when houses aren't breaking so there's nobody around.


RobStar0917

I don't. I just piss at most.


Howtothnkofusername

my theater only had a multi stall bathroom so I did what I must


Popcorn_Slinger

☹️


mmaiden81

Family bathroom for total privacy lmao


Available_Stress_996

In my 5 and a half years of working, there has always been a bathroom I could count on. There is one long hall in my building. At the very end is a set of bathrooms by theater 11. The front 2 sets of bathrooms have always been difficult to keep clean. When I was an usher, those 2 sets closest to the lobby always had the most water spots, most tp left in shreds on the floor, most wet seats, it was irritating. But for cleaning, and using, those back hall restrooms have always been the cleanest. Worst they've ever been is when some degenerate teens absolutely trashed it. Ceiling tiles smashed, and stall door ripped off. But other than a few rare messes, it's always the go to place for me. Perfect quiet break spot away from rushes too.


NightStalkerXIV

The furthest of 2 stalls. Makes drying hands uncomfortable since paper towels are back by the door, but at least people aren't walking past your stall while you go. These be 'murican style stalls...


Popcorn_Slinger

🇺🇸🦅


Next_Canary_3108

When I was manager we had private single bathrooms upstairs in the projection booth. It was my favorite place to poop if there was another manager on staff to handle guest complaints and operation. Some days when I was by myself and a slow day I would sneak up there to relieve myself, but every time without fail as soon as I pulled my pants off "hey we need a manager to the concession stand" would blare in my ear. One time a customer had to wait 5 minutes for me because it was a rough poop. The kind where if you stopped and walked away from the bathroom the rumbles would start up and the clenching and sweating.


nbrink77

When I was pregnant I would thread up the entire booth and then nap in one of those private single bathrooms for an hour or so


NeeYoDeeO

Pee in the customer bathroom, poop in the single stall employee bathroom


Popcorn_Slinger

Solid strategy.


78straeHmodgniK

Family restroom but even then I only use it if I absolutely have to and am on the verge of exploding so to speak, I try to avoid using public restrooms in general


Kory568

Unfortunately where I work there isn’t a family restroom. I try to avoid pooping in public bathrooms but sometimes you just have to. I prefer the biggest stall instead of being cramped. At my main movie theater luckily there are hidden bathrooms in parking garage building. Hardly anyone uses it and has saved me a few times even though I live 8-9 minutes away. Unfortunately they do lock the doors around 9pm or so. There are also 2 family bathrooms and nursing room down there which is nice for people that need them.


Dordbird

Family restroom


kaitlyns_idiot

I used to work at a theater and I honestly didn't go unless it was an emergency. Now that I work elsewhere I just don't care what others think


Obvious_Form_3713

In the urinal.


Yoshaay

I try to hold it but if I absolutely have to I go to the most secluded bathroom and use the handicap stall since its the furthest one down.


BobbythebreinHeenan

if i go to poop, i dont want to have someone in a stall next to me going full ham. so if theres a single bathroom, id take it.


plsgrantaccess

Regular bathroom because if I were to use the family restroom and come out and someone handicapped or with like 12 kids is out there waiting I would be mortified. No one will be knocking on your regular stall door lol


Willing_Good773

Employee bathroom lmfao


tgeverha

I came out of a movie with my wife the other night and we saw an employee leave the family bathroom, clearly embarrassed about being seen using it I guess. I told my wife I did that all the time at my old theater and she seemed shocked.