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[deleted]

If it’s in the mirror wouldn’t it be backwards? So that means the packers will go 21-5


random_closet_weeb

but 26 games? how does it make any sense my eagle shit brain is going to explode


jackaracka

3 Postsason 17 regular season 3 Preseason 1 MLF coaching pro bowl 1 Family night 1 Jordan Love on jeopardy **26-0**


Dr_imfullofshit

It wouldn't just be backwards, it'd also be flipped. Ah shit they're gonna go 51-2


[deleted]

Wouldn’t it be 51-2?


Lucely_Engineered

Can't wait for the "Love-17" memes. ( tennis reference)


BigDoinks710

Can anybody explain to me why Tennis has such weird scoring/scoring names? If it wasn't for Wii Sports I wouldn't understand it at all


Psychwrite

No, actually. Nobody can explain it because we just don't know. Hell, we're not even sure where the word "tennis" comes from in the English language. There's a lot of theories, but no definitive answer. A common one is monks using a clockface to score, and at some point, 45 was changed to 40 because it was easier to write in French, which was the dominant language of English aristocracy at the time. Love used in place of zero possibly predates tennis in other sports, maybe from the French word "l'oeuf," meaning egg, but again, nobody fuckin knows for sure.


random_closet_weeb

why tf tennis gotta be mysterious like that like really a boring ass sport has a more interesting background than actual play


cronoes

its fun if you are the one playing it, tho. Until you get that elbow problem. Then it isnt fun and you stop playing and take up a golf club.


random_closet_weeb

playing seems fun. watching, sucks ass. i agree. same with soccer


DanCampbellsNipples

> like really a boring ass sport You clearly have never played and dont appreciate just how fucking good the pros are. It is far from boring if you know whats going on.


FSUfan35

I know what's going on and how hard it is. It's still boring to watch


SvensHospital

I know a bit about Soccer from playing yet I never watch it. Can't get excited about it. But I agree it's the same with tennis for me. I've never played football ever but I love watching it. Same with hockey and baseball.


BigDoinks710

I know 80 in French is essentially just 4x20, but I feel like I remember learning 40 had it's own specific word. Either way, I can definitely see why switching 40 is easier, because French numbers are long as hell when they don't end in a 0.


Psychwrite

French numbers are dumb as hell. It's why I refuse to learn the language. Definitely not cuz I'm lazy.


SemiNormal

Danish numbers would like a word. That word is Syvoghalvfemsindstyve (ninety-seven). 7 + (-½+5) x 20


Psychwrite

Yup. That's worse. Fuckin Danes.


CardiologistThink336

The origins of 'love' as a score lie in the figure zero's resemblance to an egg. In sport, it's common to refer to a nil or nought score as a duck or goose egg, and the French word for egg is l'oeuf - the pronunciation of which isn't too far removed from the English 'love'.


vbullinger

Because fuck you, that's why


j0mbie

They speculate it was based off a clock. Maybe someone was keeping score with a broken clock or something at first. But then 45 was shorthanded to 40 as slang... but then somehow the game ended at 45 instead of 60, because who cares what it ends at because it's done? Nobody really knows for sure though, because it just started being accepted everywhere like slang does. As for "love", that was commonly used in other games to mean "zero", but again it came up like slang, so nobody knows for sure why it originated. Eventually everyone else moved off it, but for some reason it stuck in tennis. Now it just stays that way because tradition. You could keep score in increments of 1 if you wanted, it would mean the same thing, but tennis players would think you were weird.


Owls5262

Like everything else, just google it. You’ll find an explanation.


justa_flesh_wound

Becasue Love meant nothing to the creator of the game.


SmarmyThatGuy

This is legit witty.


DutchPack

Surely you mean 15-Love


xMrChuckles

nice the first 5-12 superbowl team


DarkHorse435

All 5 wins in the division while the rest of us go 3-14 each. Because of course that would happen.


supertecmomike

They can’t play us five times.


xMrChuckles

goodell from the top rope


DlCKSUBJUICY

and the referees with the stone cold stunner!


DarkHorse435

Would be funny if Jordan Love did a 2 beer salute on the field after every Packers win. I bet the league office would stop that shit real fast 😂 ![gif](giphy|acIy5aKe4nryg)


fl_lckit

Lions forfeit 2nd game


KotzubueSailingClub

5-1 in division, only loss was to Minnesota at Lambeau


[deleted]

When 2013?


xMrChuckles

after 2012


[deleted]

Happened 2020


[deleted]

Wow


horse_renoir13

Dalvin Cook 200 yard, 4 TD game will do that lol


vbullinger

Abso-fucking-lutely ***IGNORING*** your shitastic run defense for years will do that


Kiromaru

Ignoring run defense when Minnesota has had Adrian Peterson and Dalvin Cook run all over them has always baffled me as a Packers fans.


MIDAmultiCruel

Holy shit I could not believe my eyes when I saw your username. I was born in Kotz and lived there for awhile. What's a pack fan doing in AK?


KotzubueSailingClub

The United States Government paid me to be there.


BruhMoment763

Nah, I ain’t letting you will this into existence https://preview.redd.it/z8eydn6ja0ra1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7461b16354e9b6d0610181fa39b4593352db2ed7


Luxpreliator

Would that even happen ever? Like the whole division would have the eat arsenic laced shit.


j0mbie

The odds are astronomically low, but technically you can get into the playoffs with a 4-13 record without tiebreakers, and a 3-14 or 0-11-6 record including tiebreakers. But this ain't the NFC South. Oh and you can even get in with WORSE records but that involves multiple cancelled games.


[deleted]

Now theyre gonna go 12-5 just because of this post smh my head


bgel9

Shake my head my head?


Karnbot13

I think their horn gives them brain damage


CoolGrandpa1932

Got em. Lmao ass off


vbullinger

Methinks he did that on purpose


SL4MUEL

Marvin Harrison Jr. here we come!


henway234

good luck out-tanking arizona


SL4MUEL

Caleb Williams, Drake Maye and Brock Bowers all muddle the top. All we need to do is make top 5


fl_lckit

Pick no. 6 incoming


FirestormBC

Brock Bowers will not go before MHJ, Sam Hartman may make a case to be a top 5 pick at Notre Dame tho


dadwithwhitetubesock

That would entail Norte dame being good


Kryo_Knight

Prepared to tank for em 💪


BasicallyHummus

Fucking Christ this is better than the first meme lmao


beidao23

well the first meme wasn't good (im a packer fan)


babyboomersfuckedus

Obligatory FTP


ham_wallet998

As is custom. FTP


[deleted]

FTP always and forever


Reagyn

And ever. Amen. FTP


[deleted]

Here, here! FTP!


GeorgeSpooney

To be fair, FTP


ProofHorseKzoo

https://preview.redd.it/vtiqem6976ra1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b29be3a7785455994c75f4ae80de6cabb8f5392


WHCIV438

*breathes in deeply* Weird this also smells like Hopium. 🤔


football_dude79

1 bad season then 10-15 straight years of MVP like QB play. That’s the formula.


Dragondrew99

Please god


[deleted]

Lol. 0-16.


Dragondrew99

lol


MusksStepSisterAunt

Omg can you imagine?


lovejac93

Much more accurate


[deleted]

The joke is you think they’ll win 5 games.


Tired_Momma1015

Honestly as a packer fan I am 100% ok with them tanking next season if it gets them a first round draft pick next year…but only if they don’t completely blow their pick which is a very probable situation.


football_dude79

Except Gutey historically has landed almost every pick in the 1st round on the head. Obviously Jordan Love will be the only one talked about but he’s done very well in the draft.


[deleted]

Of the one we can definitively grade its only Jaire, Gary, and Savage. Which is good, but saying “almost always” for 2 out 3 guys isn’t saying much


L4ZYKYLE

2-4 in the Division? Sorry Bears.


MRio31

I can tell a Packers fan made this cuz he was bold enough to say they win 5 games


2018JordanLove

First of all, a bears fan made this. Second of all, we are way more delusional than saying only 5 games.


MRio31

No way a bears fan spelled “5-12” right.


lalder95

Budweiser is 5% and comes in a 12pk. We know these numbers quite well, sir.


smoothVroom21

This can only age poorly for the Bears fans. One of the following is going to happen: -Jordan Love decimates the Bears twice, causing half the heads in the upper Midwest to silently explode. -Love sucks, we do go 5-12, but the Bears go 3-14... Again. -All this haha fun shit about the trade ends with it falling through, Aaron rides the bench, bears injure Love, and Aaron comes in to burn Soldier field to the ground one last time. As I said, can only end badly for them.


blusun2

Hahahahaha


cheesynurgle

This is all going to be very funny in like 6 months


wayoverpaid

More like nine months, but yeah.


[deleted]

Jordan Love’s nickname after this season is “Pick 6 Jordan”


corndog_thrower

Clever


Mark_Kostecki

Yeah idk where they were going with that one


cmmpssh

Rolls off the tongue


puzzledplatypus

Another smooth brained Bears fan thinking this will finally be their year, and only way of coping is to shit on the Packers. Cope harder.


Whyrobotslie

I smell your fear


archangelst95

Nothing says rent free like redoing a meme because it was pro Packers


Whyrobotslie

Nothing says low rent like the entire state of Wisconsin


archangelst95

Good one?


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corndog_thrower

I’d rather my favorite team win, but I guess that’s just me.


local_drunk

Stop making sense!


ArmParticular6023

5-12 is being very generous. They will get at best 4 wins this year


TheGauchoAmigo84

Excited to pick up whatever defense is playing the packers that week