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Win the Conn Smythe while fucking losing
See, he's a smart businessman, that's what he does. You can hawk that trophy to the pawn shop for at least $200
Did you say hawk tuah?
Collects $12.5 usd of welfare
needs “you bum” flair edit: and to answer your question, he’s a gooner
Certified lizard person.
Amish furniture maker.
Wins the wrong trophy.
Doesn’t show up when it fucking matters 
Look for another team after wasting a decade in deadmonton
It's not him, it's the pissy one, losing is in his blood
David McConner
Delivers beer on Skip
Request a trade
He looks like he has a bird hiding in his mouth
Sales
Goner McFaded
McLongSummer is a McFraud.
Get's held onto while the ref's sing bonjovi with a blindfold😆
https://preview.redd.it/mx2s37nmmw8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c459270ebeeefd4e9d1ab6a934d9380136db7808
Industrially made hockey AI underperformed needs relaunch and reboot
Skates and pivots super fast. Hard inaccurate passes. Occasionally loses the puck outright. Gets tons and tons of attention for doing all that
Greg Coté was correct
Hogs ice time
Not scoring goals in games 1, 2, 3, & 7
He's an overpaid underachiever
Win the Conn Smythe while fucking losing
See, he's a smart businessman, that's what he does. You can hawk that trophy to the pawn shop for at least $200
Did you say hawk tuah?
Collects $12.5 usd of welfare
needs “you bum” flair edit: and to answer your question, he’s a gooner
Certified lizard person.
Amish furniture maker.
Wins the wrong trophy.
Doesn’t show up when it fucking matters 
Look for another team after wasting a decade in deadmonton
It's not him, it's the pissy one, losing is in his blood
David McConner
Delivers beer on Skip
Request a trade
He looks like he has a bird hiding in his mouth
Sales
Goner McFaded
McLongSummer is a McFraud.
Get's held onto while the ref's sing bonjovi with a blindfold😆
https://preview.redd.it/mx2s37nmmw8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c459270ebeeefd4e9d1ab6a934d9380136db7808
Industrially made hockey AI underperformed needs relaunch and reboot
Skates and pivots super fast. Hard inaccurate passes. Occasionally loses the puck outright. Gets tons and tons of attention for doing all that
Greg Coté was correct
Hogs ice time
Not scoring goals in games 1, 2, 3, & 7
He's an overpaid underachiever