Why didn’t you come out to receive the conn smythe? Do you hate the conn smythe?

Gary Bettman will be renaming the Conn Smythe trophy to the Connor McDavid trophy for the 2024-2025 season 

Are birds real?

Who gets to Hawk Tuah Kane ?And why did he bet against the spoilers?

Would you consider Leon to be a sunken ship?

I call him "The Bismarck" for a reason

Hey Connor, my wife is obsessed with her Stanley Cup. Hers is the cream color https://preview.redd.it/asvxckfh9r8d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=25e1e56197defe5bed861d11558b31f9b23c23f2 What color is yours?

Does Perry get to sleep with your mom as a consolation prize?

Yes and I couldn't be happier to support my teammate

Thanks Connor! Big fan, hope we can have a few pops at Boots and Hearts again this year

Yeah, long summers in Edmonton, can't wait

Yea, quick question, what the fuck did you do with rest of the pixels?

We had to censor Oilers Girl somehow, she's not Halal

BobROVsky

Hi Connor, big fan. Could you microwave a burrito so hot that you yourself could not eat it?

Did Conn Smythe bang your girl?

Did you finally get new socks you disgusting freak?

What are you plans for avoiding Anna Kanes assasins?

how do the tears of flames fans taste?