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angry_hippo_1965

They also took his pants off.


Optimal_Whereas

For the sausage and meat balls


Farrell1487

The cats wanted a cheese and bean melt from Greggs and found the off brand version


CuBoSe1

I REALLY wish we had Greggs in the states. Take me back... :'(


Naughteus_Maximus

But you have so many other disgusting food outlets to choose from! I do buy there sometimes (potato wedges are good, some of the subs are ok and healthy, soups surprisingly good). But the baked goods (pasties, sausage rolls etc) are below par / extremely average at best. I’d rather eat a Ginster’s Cornish pasty. The sweet stuff (donuts, cookies) are also very very plain and average. I’m not snobbish about Greggs itself at all, but I don’t understand how people can actually think their food is good, and not super basic. It’s not even ridiculously cheap to make up for it.


CuBoSe1

This is true, I think the main thing I liked the most about Greggs (and Europe in general, at least where I stayed) was the fact that a LOT of places are easily walked to. I only ever went on holiday, so I don't know how I would be if I owned a vehicle, but I walked to the majority of places. I don't know how easy it is to get to other shops/stores outside of the touristy areas, but while staying on the Royal Mile in Edinburgh and right next to Kings Cross Station in London we just walked the vast majority of the time. Funny enough, when I think of Greggs I think of their sausage rolls. The subs that I tried were actually pretty good. Miles (or kilometers (: ) above any sub I've ever found in a corner store or petrol station in the states.


Jewnicorn___

I appreciate your dedication to using British English 🙏🏻


Remote_Sugar_3237

Best comment. Underrated.


angry_hippo_1965

Lol, thx. This is why I don't have cats. Woke up w/o pants too often.


THETennesseeD

But you still have a face?


DonUllek

If I died in my apartment like a rat in a cage Would the neighbors smell the corpse before the cat ate my face?


bigboiboaconstictor

Found the song because of your comment, I just gotta say it's probably the most fucked up way I've found some good ass music


ZerroTheDragon

I personally dig Bjork's "I Remember You" which most people probably know due to it playing before Ricardo Lopez shot himself


DonUllek

Happy to serve


Albino_Raccoon_

What song is this?


Serious_Dark7015

Dorks- Aesop rock


TSiArt92

Very underrated artist. I had some snot nose kid tell me that Aesop Rock sux as he was getting out of my car (i drove for uber).


Ok_Belt6476

His cat's name is Kirby, her song and vid are magnificent 


DrDrankenstein

Fifteen years, takin prescriptions Now the shrink like "idk, maybe get a kitten."


Ok_Belt6476

Skittish in the company of stranger danger Otherwise chase drawstrings, tails, and lasers


Fi1mnerd

I'm just curious, but is that TOOL on your profile picture?


metalnxrd

*”despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage. . .”*


heartshapedmoon

This is what I thought they were doing a parody of. I’m out of the loop lol


metalnxrd

me, too


PotatoDonki

Had to do some googling myself. The song is “Dorks” by Aesop Rock, and those are actually the lyrics of the song.


yeahfucku

Hahahaha literally my first thought was “well that answers Aes’ question”


StreetJX

Didn’t expect to see Aesop rock mentioned here


lameimpala27

Oddly enough, I saw a "God Loves Ugly" tattoo earlier today on a different sub. Good day for indy rap.


homerdickens

watch theo vons podcast with a coroner as guest. he said as soon as you die cats would eat u up within an hour. said dogs would hesitate but eventually will do it without food. also said the only breed that wouldnt eat u is a labrador


mj31382

I am getting a Labrador mix


Eight_Sneaky_Trees

Isabelle Dinoire was a French woman who was the first person to undergo a partial face transplant, after her Labrador retriever cross breed mauled her face while she was unconscious, after taking her sleeping pills in May 2005.


Accomplished_Ear808

♠️


drwhateva

knock ‘em out the box


Puzzleheaded_Base409

No fucking way dude you are awesome


IfYouWooshMeYourGay1

What happens to the animals after something like that?


Natural-Knowledge782

Shelter worker here. I’ve seen my fair share of cats who have come in because their owners died. But there was one cat who ate his owner’s face. He didn’t act differently and he wasn’t mean or anything, he wasn’t euthanized. Just a cat who knows what human flesh tastes like, I guess that was the only off putting part.


Natural-Knowledge782

since you guys liked that story here’s another- 2 senior corgis came in and before they did, they literally ate their owner after she passed away in her apartment. we took them in because the only other option was euthanasia. we weren’t “allowed” to make that information public even though it’s kind of metal. i’d want to know if the dogs i wanted to adopt ate a human… Anyway, eventually they were adopted out and that information was told to the adopters. the dogs passed away a few months ago, but no issues arose from them being adopted. again, just off putting that they knew what humans taste like edit: grammar


Lawyermama70

Omg I had two elderly corgis (I'm down to one) and he and the 4 cats have my full permish to eat my face 😆


Natural-Knowledge782

circle of life baby


neely68

So my corgi would eat me!?!? 😩


MasterEyeRoller

Not until you're dead... so don't worry about it.


heathertheghost

Wouldn't you rather your Corgi survive? They typically only eat their owner after days of no food. Your body would give your dog more time to survive before anyone finds your body


Dogs4Life98

This. I’d rather the animals I eat the hell out of me to survive than million maggots eating and coming out of my eyes. Feral animals hunt, kill to eat. When we lock them in our house and they depend on humans for food, what do we expect. They’re eating our asses because that’s the only way they know.


FileDoesntExist

If I have a pet and die alone in my home I hope my pet eats me instead of starving. I'm an organ donor. I see no difference


StarryBlues

That's what I was thinking too, my cats can have at me once I'm dead if they're hungry, I would want them to survive.


platysoup

Yeah mate. My only wish is that my body lasts long enough for someone to find them


spacegirl2820

I have five cats and I absolutely have no problem with them eating me if I were to die and they were hungry. Not like I need my face or body anymore 🤷🏾‍♀️lol


heartshapedbookmark

Same here, organ donor with two cats and an autoimmune disease that makes my days numbered. I would 100% prefer my cats eat me than starve. As long as nothing happens to them like health wise and they won’t be euthanized or it be broadcasted on their shelter adoption info “this cat knows what human flesh tastes like! Stay away!” then by all means, taking care of them one last time. That last part I typed almost made me tear up lmao I love my dumbass cats.


Maleficent-Mouse-979

Same.


TheyreEatingHer

Imagine putting that on the Adopt Me card.


TrumpDesWillens

That's badass. I'd want to adopt that cat.


BioSafetyLevel0

Is that information relayed to future owners?


Natural-Knowledge782

once the application is processed and they are dead-set on the animal they want, yes that information is relayed. we just aren’t allowed to post about it on their little info sheets or on social media. not sure why but that’s just how it works at my job.


BioSafetyLevel0

I was always curious about that. I feel like that should be maybe... shelved.


Natural-Knowledge782

definitely. i don’t think the corgis’ past was ever really relayed other than “their owner died”. the owner was dead for weeks before they found her so it was pretty brutal. i guess it just depends. different shelters have different policies, rules, and protocols so i’m sure it’s different for others.


Glittering_Hawk3143

This happened to my roommate with his dog and his daughter cared for it afterwards.


SorbetEast

I've actually always heard they are put down. There definitely are cases where animals were found eating their owners and were then put down. I doubt it it happens in every case all over the world, however.


Fair-Stranger4717

Someone i new had this happen but in this case a dog. I took the dog and cared for him for a year after what happend. But that dog was a mess.


pappadipirarelli

A mess how so?


Fair-Stranger4717

Really Nervous all the time. Died a year later.


Kygami

Your owner dies and you are caged for days in the flat until your hunger overtakes your thoughts and you have to eat his corpse to survive. I think kinda the ptsd thing but the dog version of it


pappadipirarelli

I was curious more about what kind of PTSD behaviors the dog manifested


Next-Performer5434

Jesus I hope not. They're cats, not great white sharks lol. It's not like they've now acquired the taste for human flesh and will chew the eyeballs off their next owner in their sleep. If I died alone with my cats, I'd rather they eat me then starve to death.


HighClassHate

I feel like they’re only put down if there’s no one to claim them or they’re already aggressive. Ive seen multiple dogs in shelters who have unfortunately eaten their owners.


Sorry-Television-293

Hopefully just shelter/adoption, I’d take them in happily


Darko_345

As morbid as this is, any starving living being would resort to eat no matter what


ThisIsALine_____

They start eating you like right after it happens.


Darko_345

What base of proof do you have for this?


[deleted]

Patiently waiting…


Darko_345

Hmm.. pause🤔


yesbutactuallyno17

Why.. was he half naked?


Justux205

heart attack while rubbing one out?


yesbutactuallyno17

He died doing what he loved.


Arthurlurk1

He came and went


Middle--Earth

Stroking a pussy


SnooPears1505

come and go.


CouchHam

I’m often not fully dressed when at home alone.


fittinglybitter

When my father died the police said it is common for them to find the deceased without pants. You just really need to go to the bathroom before the end. Read the autopsy and couldn't figure out if it was a meth overdose or old age but it related somewhat to this.


Murky-Turnover

Cats took his trousers off so they could get to the good stuff


MonkeyGein

“This is my new cat Fluffy! He’s a rescue, he ate his last owner’s face”


twistedsister78

….finds a pooped out eye in the kitty litter


mybrotherpete

I would legit adopt that cat. Sounds pretty fucking metal.


ramenudez

Happy cake day!!


TayLoRDawN1223

Idk why this made me laugh so damn hard!!!! 😂😂😂😂


AnyAtmosphere420

Id hope my cats survived off my face long enough for someone to save them. Typical cats. I sure love them though. Don't blame em either.


Catodactyl

If this is my future, I'm okay with it as long as my cats survive long enough for someone to rescue them. 😅


heathertheghost

Yeah, that's what they just said..


mavikututardis

im a little paranoid. I put extra dry food for my cat when im leaving for class so if i get into an accident etc i hope its enough for her to survive until someone takes care of her. If i die in the house be my guest. I would be mad if she didn't eat me.


Supernatt924

My dad’s cat lived for 2 weeks after my dad died. Poor thing was super traumatized, but didn’t starve!


Darko_345

I think any type of animal would do what they did, eat to survive. I wouldn't blame them either.


PrincessPunkinPie

I was expecting aftermath, not video of cats eating a face


bellamellayellafella

Those glowing eyes make them look like like flesh-seeking demons.😳


Red-4321

And this is why I man scape and have my browser set to auto clear..


MissTesticles

Pubic hair is natural and beautiful, soft sometimes too. Best route on browser history though.


noob_kaibot

No cats… but if I passed away and my poor doggo was trapped inside with no food, I’d be totally fine with nourishing her body so that she could live on until someone noticed & let her out… I hope it wouldn’t come down to that too begin with though! Someone had better notice my absence dammit!


katzeunknown

Well, cats gotta eat something


randomsalmonman

Dewey knows more about it than I do.


continue_withgoogle

Iconic


AvonBarksdale666

Came for this comment


Imprsseive_poopy

Underrated comment


bunnydeerest

i would seriously hope that my cat would do this to me. i want her to stay alive if i die randomly


HookedonZombies69

Same


mybrotherpete

I really appreciate how many people in this thread support their cats eating their dead face. I’ve found my people.


Justcoffeeforme

So when a cat starts licking your mouth, it is not kisses. The cat is telling you to get them food, or they will eat your face.


Prior-University2842

It’s like how dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside


KatieLeDerp

Dogs would do the same thing before anyone says "this is only a cat thing"


L0WEffort

Lmao I was more so thinking about how dogs don’t even wait till their human is dead. There has been some that just start munching out of anxiety while the human is passed out. Some just go for a crunchy munch even if the human is awake. At least the cats have some dignity 😂


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

It’s a hungry carnivore thing


KatieLeDerp

Yeah, I know.


nichols911

He never let his cats go hungry, even provided for them after his death.


Tillsmcgills

Did he die while rubbing one out?


Duckmandu

I’m just happy to know that if I die and no one finds me for a while my cats will have something to eat. One question though: Why the face?


jesmitch

Animals often go for soft fleshy tissue first as it’s easy to pick off/away from the body. Then when the easy parts are gone, they’ll move onto the drumsticks and wings portion of their human. For this same reason, if the recently deceased has external “equipment,” it’s often eaten rather soon as well in nature.


LowKeyNaps

To add to what the other person said, it's also been theorized that it will start with the animal sniffing and locking the owner's face to try to "wake" them, and them realizing that the face is full of squishy bits that are easy to eat. Personally, I do not go for this theory. I've worked with animals my entire life, including doing a LOT of rescue and rehab. I had a cat years ago who was very interested in the baby animals I would bring home to raise. He also had a weird quirk that he absolutely hated canned food. One day, one baby that I was raising was dying. Nothing I could do to save it. My cat wanted to see the baby, so I allowed it. He stayed with the baby, nuzzling it and comforting it as best he could. The second the baby took it's last breath and passed on, my cat actually GAGGED. He knew immediately when it had died. So yeah, I don't believe that animals try to "wake" dead people. Even if they've never seen "dead" before, they know what dead is. Or at least they know it's drastically different than alive, and that person ain't getting up again.


wojo1962

I know its nature's way but this video is kinda creepy, especially with the glowing eyes.


TarotBird

Aww. I hope if I die in my house, my elderly cat will eat me to survive until someone finds me. But he will likely just scream himself to death 😭


No_Stay_1563

I’ll bet the cats ate his dick before munching on his face


saulgoodman673

Oh Christ why did you have to say this lmao


Revo_55

Note To Self: Remember to put cats outside before dying.


TayLoRDawN1223

All I keep thinking is why is the guy just filming it like it’s something he sees everyday?! Like I would be freaking out if I walked in and cats were eating someone’s face off! 🤣🤣Also I’m not sure I would think to record it either..I wonder if the guy recording knew the person or if it was someone that wandered in there because the knew something was wrong inside the house or what?


Environmental_Bus_35

My cats can absolutely eat my body to survive.


Cadzboy23

Gonna run out of food with a dead owner eventually. Its wacky how often you hear about pets eating an owners face after death, there's probably a reason for it, but I hope they'd survive off my face long enough to be found and rescued.


CuteDestitute

That’s A LOT of cats


Lucky_Disaster_8190

As a former cop I’m telling you, old people always pass away most of the time completely naked and the animals always start with the face


the_salivation_army

Hey OP, I dare ya to put this up as-is on r/cats


VibinWithKub

I give any current and future pets I have permission to eat me if I die, I'd much rather have my body get some use then my pets starve to death 🤧😭


strawberrymoonelixir

Same. It’s the cycle of life. If I’m dead, why should I care. I don’t know why people are so freaked out.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Seriously if I’m dead I’ll be well beyond knowing or feeling or caring or having any more use for my rapidly cooling carcass, and I’d much rather my pets didn’t starve to death if I wasn’t found right away.


Farrell1487

They stole is trousers and underwear too it seems


jazzhandsdancehands

Well the poor things have no food. You can't be mad at animals doing what they do to survive without us. Sad all round that no one knew he died.


Thin-Tart8130

Did he die during a wank? 🤣


Lilith-L3mons

I’d be honored to nourish my cats in my last phase of life


floralbutttrumpet

Cats are gonna cat. It's just natural.


strawberrymoonelixir

I’d rather my cat eat my corpse, than starve. People eat animals all day, every day. Besides, it’s not like cats ever do this to living people. Meat is meat.


Deliciouserest

I mean, it's not like he's using his fave anymore. The cats only used it to survive.


strawberrymoonelixir

Thank you, exactly. I don’t know why people get so worked up over this. It’s not like domestic cats are trying to eat living people everywhere. Besides, people eat dead animals all day. Meat is meat.


GlitterFartsss

To be honest I 200% okay with my cat eating my face if I die.


Either-Yoghurt-1706

When I die I hope my cats eat me. I love them and they don’t deserve to die just bc I did


Delicious_Delilah

Any time I feel like I might die I take a quick shower to make sure I'm clean for my cat to eat. No lotions or anything. Also, my apartment is very messy, but I make sure to keep my toilet clean so he has clean water. My therapist says I'm morbidly wholesome.


Grindelbart

If I keel over on my home I hope my kitties have a feast. I hope they make it until they're found.


strawberrymoonelixir

Same here! I’d rather my cat eat my corpse, than starve. People eat dead animals all day, every day. It’s not like cats ever do this to living people. Meat is meat.


Simple-Contact2507

Still lucky. A woman once died in her apartment and her body was discovered after 2 years A guy had a heart attack in some insurance company in NYC at his desk itself and no one noticed it until the weekend when housekeeping staff checked on him.


HumbleCatch4325

Sad situation and I hope someone could save the cats and not put them down


Luna-Hazuki2006

I mean, at least they are not starving


missglitterous

Honestly as a cat owner this feels right, I'm a slave to these furry little devil's in life, so I should sustain them in death.


MonkeyMind71

It’s ok if my cats eat me if I die at home. I don’t want them to starve.


legacyfinefarts

If this ever happens to me, I think this is like best case scenario. I would really hope my girls would do this instead of starving. It's not like I'm using it anymore


-GoCommitDie-

It's a survival instinct


Crafty_Original_7349

I would want my cat to feed on me, rather than starve. Once I die, I am little more than a big bag of fatty meat, so being eaten by my cat is probably better than just rotting.


Xander_xander12

I have 7 cats, if I died right now all that would be my skeletal remains. But they’re so cute 🥰


TomDobo

Honestly I’d rather my cats survived eating me after I died. I’m pretty sure any animal on the brink of starvation would do some crazy shit.


boasurinam99

Poor babys must have been real hungry left alone😥 hope they're okay


perfumefetish

I hope my cats would do this to me if I died and no one found me for a few days. Honestly, I would want to be sure my cats had nourishment from me no matter what.


Shadow_Figure666

As it should be. Man fed his cats until help arrived ❤️


SakuranomiyaSyafeeq

Fun fact: They develop PTSD out of this according to research


DeadKido210

I think any animal would develop some form of ptsd. It's not eating one of your own type of trauma it's more like eating one of your family or like one of your parents. I don't think any animal would not have trauma after eating his mom that nurtured him because it had no choice. And they see their owners like one of their own in their own way of understanding but it's still trauma.


HookedonZombies69

I hope the cats are okay


cataclysmic_orbit

Cats ate his face. Iykyk.


thatbalconyjumper

Ask Dewey- he knows more about it than I do.


Yaga1973

Lovely video quality.


deathnote1991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y-_r1NuqKY


Multifandom_Rando07

Honestly, if my dog or any of my future pets had to eat my corpse to not starve I wouldn't care at all, at least I can help them live for longer


Alternative_Body_913

They were starving. It’s nothing nefarious. They were probably stuck in the house with their owner for days without food. End of. What I find more disturbing is that someone just stood there recording while the cats continued to feed off of his corpse. We all just gonna ignore that??


karamel826

my cats can eat me too


NekulturneHovado

Got any more of 'em, pixels?


No_Importance_3881

just remember ur little fluff ball with absolutely eat ur face when u die


HoldOutside3403

Omg cat is so cute😘


SameRepresentative11

Serious question, is this real? I love my cats so much ):


WestCoastBlayze_44

Cats be like “ mmmmm face is my favourite “


Babytrixie666

Thats horrific


Serendipitous_Quail

The fact that they make no sound, continue to eat the owner's face and look at the camera with their glowing eyes due to the camera it all makes the video 80% more unsettling than any """horror""" movie


OutXile

Great owner for taking care of his cats in his afterlife.


FishAndMenFearMe

Ppl might get angry at me for this but.. honestly i don’t mind if my cats do this once i die🙏 don’t want my children starving to death. They gotta do what they gotta do


Lawyermama70

Omg I wondered if the comments would be as kitty-centric as the rest of reddit and I was not disappointed! All the cat people, including me, are fine with it. I gave my kitties permission years ago to eat my face if I die 👍🏽


water_farts_

My cats can have my face when I'm dead. What am I gonna do with it? Cant take it with me! Let my feline overlords feast upon their caretaker.


yourlocalgothmushie

i hope if i die and my car has to eat my face someone loving takes her in. it’s not her fault she can’t open the food bin. she deserves to live an amazing life after how traumatic it would be


Gunpowder_guillotine

Id be cool with my cats eating my body for sustenance


ZeShapyra

I mean..no one is there to feed em..so they make do. If my cat and dog ate me, frankly I wouldn't be angry, ine bcs I would be dead, second..they are cats and dogs and they are hungry and I am made of their diet


Paxxey15

If I die and my pets need to eat me to survive then I'll be okay with it.


Kason-blason

Did the cats eat the resolution too?


Majestic_Ad_6017

“Dewey what happened to aunt Elen?” “ cats ate her face”


Friggin_Heinous

How long was he dead for? Who knows how long those cats were out of food. Guys face might have been their only chance at not starving to death. If I die in my house and my dog runs out of food, she has permission to eat me as a last resort of survival. I actually fill her food bowl up to the brim even if I only leave the house for an hour. For all I know it's my last day.


benignusernam3

Damn! They were actively MEOWing down!


Best_Recognition_675

My gf is a cat lover and doesnt believe they acrually do this wait till i show her this 😆


Rotting-Starfish

I have three cats and I’d really like to think they wouldn’t eat me before tearing into their cat food bag 😭😭


Fabulous-Abies-2776

“dogs won’t do this” idc bruh i hope my cat eats me after i die lol. at least for long enough until my corpse is found.


Wrong-Journalist-877

if i died like this and my cat was shut inside i would hope she’d feed herself


darwinnunezmeatrider

This shit about cats eating ur dead body is true!? Damn.


Vulpes_macrotis

Yes and no. No, if they have anything to eat. Yes, if they are starving. Any animal would eat **anything** if they were starving. Wolves, that are scared of humans would attack human if they were starving. That would be their last chance of survival. These cats were definitely starving and the food just depleted. So they had to find another source. A carcass.


KamelYellow

Animals in general. A dog will do the same


imnotgayimbigboned3

My cat loves me too much to eat me. Right?


ceo_of_dumbassery

Look, I know my cat loves me (or at least, whatever the cat version of "love" is) but I also know that she would NOT hesitate to eat my flesh if I died and wasn't found for a while and I am completely fine with that.


SpaceX1193

I know mine would too. I mean wouldnt you if you were trapped in a house and the only source of food was your dead friend you’d probably end up eating them to survive. Can’t really blame em.


ceo_of_dumbassery

I'm more than happy for my girl to munch on me when I go if it means she gets to continue on <3


catsareniceDEATH

As an animal person (and ex-undertaker) I can imagine it's fully what he would have wanted. Whether the undertakers did or not is a different question! 🙀


Suitable_Comment_908

my dogs have my express permission to eat me if iv died and no fucker has checked on me.


jmaccity80

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my cats don't make a peep. If I shall die before I wake, Those little shits better not eat my face.