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The Italians are closing in. It’s too late to run.
they can't do anything to our strong bones
I say we snap them like we do the pasta. Snapolli their bonolli
No but they can turn your flesh into a nice prosciutto.
or glorious bones aren't too affected by that
Oh God, the Italians will be coming for you now. Your strong bones won’t save you from getting shot by the mafia 174 times. Your bones will deflect some shots but some bullets will most likely dodge the bones and make it through.
it woudlnt fit on the pizza the other way!!!!
They're probably on their way now, lock your doors, grab a weapon and pray to whatever God you believe in.
Italy would like to speak with you
when i was little i would snack on dry spaghetti. just munch on em.
Ok?
Never fuck with Italians theyll miss the bones on purpose
Spaghetti is small fry.
The Italians are closing in. It’s too late to run.
they can't do anything to our strong bones
I say we snap them like we do the pasta. Snapolli their bonolli
No but they can turn your flesh into a nice prosciutto.
or glorious bones aren't too affected by that
Oh God, the Italians will be coming for you now. Your strong bones won’t save you from getting shot by the mafia 174 times. Your bones will deflect some shots but some bullets will most likely dodge the bones and make it through.
it woudlnt fit on the pizza the other way!!!!
They're probably on their way now, lock your doors, grab a weapon and pray to whatever God you believe in.
Italy would like to speak with you
when i was little i would snack on dry spaghetti. just munch on em.
Ok?
Never fuck with Italians theyll miss the bones on purpose
Spaghetti is small fry.