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JET304

The REALLY scary part is that she has a district of human beings, the majority of whom VOTE FOR HER...


dismayhurta

I have relatives in her district. She represents them perfectly. Did I mention I don’t talk to them?


CrackedOutMunkee

I've been to the town where her congressional office is on a business trip, several times. The people seemed nice but I'm guessing they were hiding their true colors. I love two restaurants in that city though. I was thoroughly surprised.


dismayhurta

There are plenty of cool people there, they’re just vastly outnumbered


PriorSecurity9784

Yeah, just checked 2022 election and it was like 66%/34%, so pretty red district. But still, 88,000+ people voted against her, so, they’re not all deranged lunatics


Soft_Author2593

Describing almost every place on the planet. In English there is a word called idiot. In German it’s called idiot, idiota in Portuguese, Italian and French. There is a reason we all have the same word. Lots of idiots around…


Welder_Subject

Don’t forget us Spanish speakers, she’s an idiota to us too.


2lostnspace2

Not enough times, if I'm honest


BlacksmithSavings625

Same


NuggetsAreFree

My mom and stepdad live in her district and LOVE her.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

It’s amazing to me that anyone can hear the things she says and think to themselves “wow, she’s really smart and I’m gonna vote for her!” because 9/10 of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard have came out of her mouth.


NuggetsAreFree

They don't give a shit, they're just happy she's "sticking it to the libs". When asked if they want to see it all burn down, the answer is yes. They are in late 70s, they're not going to have to be held accountable.


queen-adreena

Generation Lead strikes again.


liquidice12345

Generation Lead life preserver.


PoolNoodlePaladin

We make fun of boomers for the lead but 1 lunchable is 70% of your allowed daily lead intake. We are going to be next.


ephemeral_experience

Nah--we're the plastics generation--or maybe PFAS. Can't wait to find out.


kakakakapopo

Nah, our brains are going to be rotted by micro plastics


simulacrum81

Jesus I used to worry that internet and social media would turn young people into a generation of nihilistic trolls.. little did I know I was worrying about the wrong generation.


SleepySiamese

Conservatives are like that even in my country. The junta is dumb as shit and said stupid things all the time yet people will vote for him


Onlyroad4adrifter

She is portraying the cult of personality in living color....


Decent-Commission-82

Nice job....great song.


mittenknittin

It’s amazing to me that anyone can think she’s really smart and also tie their shoelaces without help


Agnosticfrontbum

Velcro for the win.


KindaFondaGoozah

Nah, crocs are the correct answer. There’s a reason everyone in Idiocracy wore them.


rdldr1

What has she done as a congresswoman for them?


botmanmd

She’s a vessel for their anger and resentment.


Girafferage

"I'm old and don't understand why I should have to help the climate, so it's your problem!"


judahrosenthal

They don’t believe it is a problem.


botmanmd

That’s why it’s kind of karmic that the olds, who were counting on croaking before climate change kicked *their* asses, are finding it nigh on impossible to get flood or storm insurance in their little escape-condos in Florida.


judahrosenthal

Wait.. let me go hunt for my tiny violin.


Green_Message_6376

Too classy, don't you have a micro banjo?


rdldr1

They get angry over's Fox news's ever changing outrage of the week.


rdldr1

So MTG is a mass shooting incarnate.


AdaptiveVariance

She's worked tirelessly to stop terrible socialist things like wokeness, diversity, and equity. She's brought public attention to the vital issue of Jewish space lasers. And she's fought for parents' rights to tell the government they want their kids taught propaganda. In short, dear sir or madam, how dare you.


Steeltooth493

Not built an aqueduct?


Helicopsycheborealis

I grew up in Northern AL, and while I'm not too familiar with her congressional district I'll just say that the AL counties bordering her district are about as backwoods as you get and famous/infamous for pentecostal snake handlers.


Street_Peace_8831

I live in her district and I can’t stand the beast. I’ve been begging for someone in congress to remove her. I call her Empty-G, because it’s also a great descriptor for what’s in her head.


TechnologyAcceptable

MTG, the nasty skid mark on the underwear of America


stonemite

The turd in the underwear left behind a dumpster.


Xbalanque_

If she was the last woman on earth, I would be a monk.


jackfreeman

I'd just be super gayer.


janet-snake-hole

I’d get very much less gay.


Queefer___Sutherland

She looks like a Neanderthal wearing a wig


TBatFrisbee

Please don't drag the Neanderthals into this. They were way smarter than her, and she's just a dumpster fire.


Hmaek

Yeah, I thought they were actually pretty intelligent? I could be wrong but they're at least smarter than that woman.


Girafferage

No, you are right. They had tools before we did. All in all a highly intelligent group.


mittenknittin

They also had compassion to care for their elderly and disabled who couldn’t have taken care of themselves


my_4_cents

They had the good sense to go extinct before they had to watch us Sapiens wreck this planet


Agorar

Hey man, a dumpster fire can at least keep someone warm. She is a barren frigid wasteland.


crunchthenumbers01

Hey a frigid wasteland can keep a stockpile of food cold. She's a broken digital clock so she can't even be right twice a day.


jcmacon

Become an elected official! So easy even a cave woman can do it!


shibiwan

Watch for her as the Greene Goblin in the next Spiderman movie.


Dizbizney

Yup that comment won the reddit best of week for me.


jackfreeman

I always thought that she looked like Ron Pearlman's Beast, but yeah. Cromag fits nicely.


GhostThruTheFog

Omg!! 🤣 YES to both!!


RobsEvilTwin

She looks like someone melted Janice from the Muppets in an Ezy Bake oven.


barrio-libre

I object to this on behalf of my 3% Neanderthal DNA


oced2001

I know, right. We don't claim her. She has to be one of those damn Denisovans.


Bryranosaurus

She looks like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler


jackfreeman

OMFG how dare you


BullfrogElectronic72

😂😂😂


Queefer___Sutherland

You nailed it


CertifiedBSC

Or old Vince Neil


voiceless42

*THATS WHAT IT IS!!!* It's been bugging me for eight goddamn years. I knew she reminded me of someone. (Kind of ironic that Dude Looks Like A Lady was written about Vince...)


PapaMcMooseTits

Someone on Reddit (wish I could give them credit but I don't remember who they are) called her "muscle face" one time. I've never seen a more apt description for her.


Incontinento

Or, say, a female Neanderthal...or a long-haired male Neanderthal.


thatoneotherguy42

As a long haired male with neanderthalian tendencies, I gotta say I look damn good compared to that.


solarbear9

She looks like one of the monsters from The Time Machine.


erinkp36

Yeah. She would turn me straight 😂


dismayhurta

Finally. A Republican antigay strategy that works lol


janet-snake-hole

LMAO this made me chortle


Ok_Ability_4683

100% same


MarvelousMarie

Wait! Are you THE Janet snake hole? Owner of the SnakeHole Lounge?


janet-snake-hole

Of course, darling, I’m a very rich widow with a TERRIBLE secret! 🚬


erinkp36

Ms SnakeHole! I see we meet again. Yes, that’s right. It’s me. Burt Macklin. FBI.


janet-snake-hole

**I DIDNT STEAL THE PRESIDENT’S RUBIES!!**


TURBOSCUDDY

Totally me too


EvoSP1100

Thanks for asking


UnhappyJohnCandy

Suddenly imagining a version of Dragon Ball Z where you can go Super Gayian.


MartyFreeze

No, you'd be a munk. Pay attention!


Fit_Earth_339

You want to ban abortion MTG? Make every guy look at a pic of u before they have sex and I promise you there will be wayyyyyyyy fewer pregnancies. Pretty hard to have sex when ur busy vomiting and have the image of that fugly mug in ur head. Instant birth control.


popejohnsmith

To borrow from SNL: "She's killed more chubs than diabetes. "


User9705

I would choose not to exist


Spiritual-Bear4495

I was recently reminded that a guy actually married her and stuck his dick in her. Nope. Not *my* precious. I'd never get near that woman.


Tortoise-King

Dude, now I lost my appetite.


DisastrousOne3950

Cheap weight-loss program, though.


oced2001

Reminds me of the saying, "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick."


I30T

Her blowjobs count as anal


NatchJackson

"I wouldn't fuck her if I had a ten foot pole."


gh411

Clearly he was too lazy to masterbate.


The_X-Files_Alien

I'd just cut my dick off really


stanley2-bricks

While staring directly into her soul. "If it was anyone but you, humanity might have had a chance"


FlameDad

Mine would just fall off on its own


Free-oppossums

Make sure you dispose of it completely or she'll start waving it around the House.


Scripter-of-Paradise

Sounds boring, I'd just be a cannibal.


LieutenantChonkster

Make USSR Great Again


Final_Candidate_7603

Yup- spot on!


1_g0round

MUGA - that is one ugly MUGA MUGA - Making another Unsupported GOP Assertion


TheOlShittyUncle

Mugafucka


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

My Ugly Greene Ass


WildRabbitz

When did Dog The Bounty Hunter get into politics?


jackfreeman

How dare you make me spit my orange juice out! When did I drink orange juice!??;!


DisastrousOne3950

That was from the last time you drank orange juice.


jackfreeman

That explains the color. But not the smell


DisastrousOne3950

Eww.


allmimsyburogrove

Boy is she dumb as fuck


CommanderUgly

MTG suffers from the malady where your face is too large for your head.


Incontinento

That's know as 'Reverse Kirk Syndrome."


FlabbyFishFlaps

Fucking dead 😂💀


Doright36

large face... small brain.


zeprfrew

What's the difference between Marjorie Taylor Greene and a Soviet hammer? Nothing. They're both Russian tools.


esahji_mae

The Soviet hammer at least was productive at some point in it's lifespan.


ukriva13

As an Ukrainian, I’d totally buy that hat!


49thDipper

As an American I would give it to you. No charge. Slava Ukraini!


ukriva13

Thank you very much!


49thDipper

You are more than welcome. I wish you peace.


Final_Candidate_7603

From the headline, I was ready to make a joke about how she is too dumb to spell MAGA. But this is how her stunt backfired- lots of folks do want them! Slava Ukraini!


ChaoticGood03

SaintJavelin will make these caps, check their Instagram page.


Neon_culture79

Are we sure that she is not a deep cover democrat taking the GOP from the inside?


caseyh72

Spread that rumor in Georgia and we might get rid of her. Definitely in kahoots with the democrats and doing her best to humiliate and drag down the GOP. Excellent work Agent Greene.


Neon_culture79

Still doesn’t quite explain why she planted those pipe bombs on January 6 though


KazzieMono

Clearly to blow up trump if he went to the capitol like he said he would!


stanley2-bricks

Because she's so far left, she's Antifa, duh.


attaboy000

Antifa.... Now there's a word I haven't heard in a while.


Neon_culture79

We went from Antifa to BLM to woke to DIE to transgender serial killers murdering white people in time square


attaboy000

Don't forget CRT!


Dizbizney

Brilliant!! Someone needs to get on this like yesterday. They are clearly dumb enough to believe it.


eyeronik1

Shh…. We covered this in our last libtard planning meeting and potluck. She’s our best undercover operator.


Neon_culture79

I must’ve missed that. I stepped out so I could listen in on the seminar about turning children into transgender lesbians with machetes.


heathers1

It must have been when I was at the How to Pound Adrenochrome like a Lizard symposium!


Neon_culture79

How’s the planning committee doing on its plan for mandatory same sex marriage?


Soul_Chickenz

I'm fuckin dying over here. I don't know why that set me off hahaha our last libtard planning meeting. I love it. I'll bring brownies this week if you bring soda.


Coulrophiliac444

The GOP keep allowing her to keep talking and being their frontperson in the House, so yeah, pretty sure the GOP are fine with the Golem they have.


HavingNotAttained

Has she and George Santos ever been seen in the same place at the same time?


nelsonalgrencametome

Sort of off topic, but I wonder if any repubs will claim to be just that in the next decade or so.


Neon_culture79

I have a feeling a lot of them are going to go back to the days of switching parties


ketjak

"I'm just a primitive cavewoman congressperson, I am frightened and confused by your 'automobiles' and 'aeroplanes.'"


BurrrritoBoy

…your legal system, your basic human morality…


Penguator432

She didn’t make the cut for those GEICO commercials and had to find other work


WildRabbitz

I've never despised someone as much as I despise this ugly feral-looking, mouth-foaming, mailbox-peeking cunt.


Free_Boner_Pills

She’s an awful excuse for a human but count yourself lucky you’ve not been unfortunate enough to have met someone who has seemingly made it part of their daily routine to make your life miserable and for whatever reason you are unable to escape it. I am of course assuming you don’t have personal contact with Marge. If so, you have my deepest sympathy.


ResidentAlien518

Ted Cruz enters the chat.


WildRabbitz

Before MTG, it was definitely Ted. Ted kissed Trump's ass AFTER Donnie called Ted's wife ugly. He doesn't deserve any decency.


Barbafella

The Lesser Georgian Potato Ape. Genuine knuckledragger.


DigitalUnlimited

Sporkfoot genus


[deleted]

Large mouth breathing knuckledragger


laptopaccount

Who cares what Leatherface does or says? Her whole purpose is to be a distraction.


Dizbizney

And unfortunately it works.


FlabbyFishFlaps

“The uniparty hates MAGA.” Yeah. Yeah we do. Everyone except MAGA hates MAGA.


Good_Juggernaut_3155

I think Marge is a spent force and is beginning to rot like a fish washed up on shore.


TR3BPilot

Yeah, even her colleagues are getting tired of getting splashed with some of her lunacy. At least with elections coming up. Afterwards, who knows?


BootThang

The best day of ex-husband’s life, was the day their divorce was finalized


sebnukem

Majorly Traitor Gangrene - love her or hate her.


49thDipper

Empty G


oldbastardbob

"Muga Muga" seems like something that Marge would say.


TR3BPilot

"Munga Bunga"


Styrene_Addict1965

How about MUUA– Make Ukraine Ukrainian Again?


jimviv

She has a face even a mother would punch


Oalka

So what's the 'U' stand for?


not_that_planet

Ugly


calm_wreck

Make Ugly Great Again!


slamdanceswithwolves

She’s giving it her all.


AduroTri

Ukraine


Captain_English

Make Ukraine Great Again? Sounds pretty good tbh?


AduroTri

But she's too stupid to understand what she's doing.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Thank you Georgia for unleashing this troglodyte on America.


Buck7698

She is so consumed by her own ego and celebrity.


Existing-Sky-5014

Yes, she's not cute but it's her shitty personality that is the problem.


ArdenJaguar

Their Red hats should say MAHA. Make America Hate Again. That's what they're pushing. Hate.


i-have-a-kuato

Is it wrong of me to call her a traitorous she bitch and a fucking hag?


Zdoodah

I heard a line in a movie the other day, “You must be the dumbest person to ever cash a government paycheck “. I don’t remember the movie, but it seems to fit.


geronimo1958

Dumb Qunt.


feckingcarnage

They say she's a nature lover, which is surprising considering what it's done to her.


This-is-Life-Man

Margarine Trailer Park Queen needs to smoke a joint and chill the f*** out.


Phill_Cyberman

What's weird is she has an *actual* "forever war" she could be attacking- the ridiculous money America sends to Israel ever year plus the even more ludicrous money we've given them to murder the Palestinians. Ukraine vs Russia *will* end, but Israel's fight with the Palestinians and their Muslim neighbors won't.


natrldsastr

Tru dat. Sigh.


Monte924

Well this isn't about ending forever wars, or any wars. Its about serving the interests of fascists. "ending war" is just a cover to get more rational but ignorant people to join her side. Nothing weird about MTG's behavior at all


WobblyFrisbee

When I read “Marjorie Taylor Greene said…”, I am finished already.


tompetreshere

Did she take a vacation? I didn’t hear about her for like a week and it felt amazing.


Zoshchenko

Wait..is X formerly Twitter? I wouldn’t have known it if they didn’t mention it EVERY TIME!


prettyjezebel

I wish she was half as upset about the continued funding to Isr3al. She's just annoying and I hate that her constituents keep voting for her!


Medical_Spy

There's an ad running in my state for Fake America Great Again. Yup. FAGA. it's ....how did this get on TV??


Happy-Medicine-3600

Perjury traitor greed, is a knuckle dragging incompetent smackturd. She is only capable of generating attention, and because of her militant worthlessness, it’s always negative attention. I get she originally ran unopposed, but to get re-elected, the people in her district must be feral.


stairs_3730

She looks good for a guy.


SufficientSetting953

Make Us Georgians (do) Anal..butt don't tell God


LeatherBandicoot

Marjorie Apparatchik Green! Again! lol Edit : for punctuation


Wyldling_42

Please don’t buy the hats and make this Neanderthal any money.


The_Disapyrimid

whats telling is she thinks this is an insult. as if wanting other places to also be great is somehow unamerican.


[deleted]

Make Uhmerica Great Again


sst287

Why are democrats vowing to stop GOP inflight? Just let them burn each other.


OmegaGoober

Things are actually moving forward with him as speaker. It’s slow and biased, but things are getting done. Marge just wants to cause more delays and gridlock.


triniman65

As much as I can't stand MAGA I am against my tax dollars being spent on any of these forever wars and military aide to Israel. But this is has been going on since 1950. Eisenhower even warned America about the military industrial complex but his warnings went unheeded and every single administration since then has been doing it. Yet Americans can't have universal Healthcare, free education at public universities and upgraded infrastructure. Yeah OK!


Killersmurph

I love the response from Johnson. The proper Southern, "Well Bless your heart" that actually means go Fuck yourself. This is the way to address MTG. As an aside, I'm kind of surprised Wizards of the Coast hasn't tried to sue Marjorie Taylor Greene, for making a mockery of acronym.


KinkyBADom

The problem is anyone who tries to challenge her in her district, so that the any kind of dialogue occurs so that some light is shed on how truly ineffective she is, the person receives death threats and other abuse even if the person running is a Republican.


Shot-Bodybuilder-125

The Saint Javelin store is now offering MUGA hats Made in Ukraine. 🇺🇦


ElongMusty

MUGA MUGA is the sound this [Neanderthal](https://secretscotland.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/neanderthal-greene.jpg) makes… that’s where she got the MUGA from! Marge Three Toes!


jpg52382

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then


Grary0

I can't imagine how embarrassed I'd be if I lived in the district that actually elected this clown, even among the Republicans surely there is someone better to pick than her.


teafer430

What a fucking dumbass. Imagine her constituents! Scarey!!