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ber808

Some urinals are just a 8ft long bathtub thing that we're all pissing in. No one looks


shorse_hit

Except the guy in the bathtub


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

What, like I'm just gonna keep my eyes straight forward and ignore a row of cocks infront of my face?


_IratePirate_

^(everyone looks)


OutrageousBig1610

Ngl I feel like anyone who says they don’t look is either afraid they might be gay or they’re just flat out lying 😂


8ssence

Huh. I’ve no interest, I’m there to piss 💀


Dillyor

Nah it just seems rude weird, and disrespectful, have literally never... Not scared of seeing a dick but it's fuckin weird to try and look do you also peek through the cracks in bathrooms to see someone shitting?


OldAbbreviations1590

I just look at the ceiling. I don't want to interact with random strangers with my dick out.


Hotel_Oblivion

I can. I'm tall enough to see every penis in the row. Sometimes I dole out compliments. Brightens your day.


Theighel

Takes me back to Penis Inspection Day


Pheronia

That is a weird super power.


MinnNiceEnough

Standing at the urinal and looks right, "hey, man, I like your watch"


Cawdor

Plot twist: The watch was on the penis the whole time


0bservator

"Damn, impressive cock. You must piss a lot."


Iamthebootybanditman

thanks for reminding me why i never use urinals. always felt like a secret pussy now i realize i was ahead of the game all along.


SuperJonesy408

[This came to mind](https://youtu.be/YstBl9xzz34?si=k23DX9w_eG9iJ6Vh&t=86s)


Hotel_Oblivion

I'm dying 😂


NiceCunt91

Nice pubes


[deleted]

That was you?…. 😘😌🥰


[deleted]

I'll often listen to how strong the stream sounds. If it's a nice low tone with enough force to sound like it's cutting porcelain? I'm gonna let you know I'm impressed. As far as looking at someone else's dick lined up at the urinals goes. It's called Meat Gazing. You can tell when a habitual meat gazer is on the prowl. They'll choose the urinal right next to someone even though there are others open. There are other "tells" but you can figure those out.


NewRelm

Yes. That's why etiquette is eyes strictly forward.


dirty-biscuit

Or your head obviously tilted up


ThoughtlessLittlePi9

This just stops you noticing. Nice dick, by the way.


dirty-biscuit

Thanks, I would say the same but I couldn't see yours by looking up. I don't care if someone sees my dick, I just don't want to be the one who bothers others by supposedly looking. I hate when I notice people's heads turning left and right between urinals. I always assumed they are not looking to be weird but because they're insecure and looking to see if they're the only one with a small dick in a group of men who otherwise don't care.


Iamthebootybanditman

what if i’m just insecure about being a grower?☹️ can’t always impress people with the shlong sometimes it wants to be safe and curled up.


dirty-biscuit

You can be insecure all you want, just don't look around when at the urinals and nobody will care about your dick but you. I'm not saying mine is long enough to tie a knot, I just don't look around showing my insecurity and bothering others. What bothers me is the deliberate looking some guys do. Not the insecurity part, that's not my problem.


albertyiphohomei

Wait, I thought I suppose to stare down to see how small my penis and be disappointed


Freak_Out_Bazaar

Short people can see it too, but only if they ask nicely


BeesAreInDanger

wtf lmao, take my upvote you weirdo


Vikinkabus

I mean, yeah, if we looked... but that sort of goes the same for anyone.


YumiMatsu33

Yeah at a stadium restroom, some skinny guy who looked to be 6 ft 6 was looking down at his pissing neighbors weenie. The other guy said “What the F you looking at?” and then the tall skinny man ran out scared without washing his hands.


Small_Sense8252

xD


EveryDayA_Struggle

Yeah and because of that I feel like everyone can see mine. I use a cubicle instead


Singularity-666

Me too, I struggle with the idea of ppl peeking


Vensq

Be proud of it bro, I own my few incher


enigmabsurdimwitrick

Even a better view as a short person 😏


obscureferences

Plus you get some of the pist.


enigmabsurdimwitrick

Where’s the funnel?


Nucyon

Yes, easily, unless the urinals have those little dividing walls. It is however a faux pas to look.


Complex-Train7414

They could, but nobody is interested


liberal_texan

Only if they have airdrop turned on.


Burner_07X4

Lmao


gejiball

I’m 6’3 and No of course i don’t look


Party_Escape_2017

Yes but we don't.


KnurdNorman

Depends on the urinal. But if I was to look. Yes Im quite tall. But I have no intention on looking at another man’s penis.


Mental_Trouble_5791

Yes


CassieL_9

Yes and some do glance. Others look from the side and most often nobody cares. Look all you want. I am there to do my business just don't touch me.


Calvtastica

Dependes how fat everybody else is.


tysk-one

People don’t have to be tall, they just have to ask me nicely.


Mike_It_Is

Yes. And short people can see you poop.


PureAlpha100

The question you should be asking is why someone designing a public restroom would use big square floor tiles polished to a near-mirror finish.


Willing_Ad2758

You can, but intense eye contact is better


blighty800

Yo, is that mushroom growing on your penis head?


SirReal_Realities

Why would they want to see your short dick? Now, if your dick can look them in the eye at the urinal…. That would be a sight to see!


iceman983

Try the male urinal at the top level of Wrigley Field and then tell me about it.


FlakTotem

Only if you're a normie. Anime fans have been practicing their ninja hand signs for decades at this point, and can shield it from view with any number of configurations.


TheBreakfastSkipper

I am marketing a new prosthetic urinal penis. So everyone will know you're the big dog when you piss in a public urinal.


Zestyclose_Car_4971

Just in case I angle it up at me and blow it a kiss when I’m done


koensch57

tall guy here (2.03m): I can see my own dick and can look over to the 2 urinals left and right to see yours as well


Conscious_Owl6162

Sometimes, but I look away. It is impolite to look at another guy’s dick while you are peeing.


OkDecision6127

Eyes forward and no peeking 👀


[deleted]

I mean, unless they’re looking.


[deleted]

Sometimes.


Turbulent_Taste_6332

It depends on the dividers. Usually they are big enough that I’d have to put a bit of effort into looking at a penis, even though I am not short. So I would avoid doing that. In many urinals, there are no dividers so you do see a lot of penises. Usually, I am not thinking about them beyond the urinal, I forget. I am straight so that might play a role here lol


Spiritual-Record-69

[Here's a demo](https://youtube.com/shorts/OCnomX09sbs?si=KZv5FTZVOeWsFK_l)


piwithekiwi

Really tall people can even see your dick in the stall.


Puzzleheaded-Bet1328

( i am a woman so no hate, i couldnt pass up the joke, similar to all girls have sex together at sleepovers.) Only if they're asking for a Bro Job


peterhala

Equality could be delivered by my new, bouncy bathroom device which I'm currently inventing. Not sure about the name - Tramponal or Uriline?


ElegantFive

I can’t see tiny dicks from up there 😆


BurpYoshi

What has height got to do with it? Short people could just look over as well


tepkai

But at the guy 4 down