I always ask the barber to take off anything that George Clooney would take off, and leave anything that he'd leave. My thinking is that it MUST get me closer to looking like George.
It doesn't.
The only possible explanation is that I have a terrible barber.
Deaf barber. Use sign language next time.
Just…be sure to learn sign language first.
https://preview.redd.it/we1d11hzyt7d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73dc2aad531427ce83e21290dedab29f121e425
‘WTF! You didn’t even cut my hair!’
I was at the dentist yesterday and my teeth cleaner person was telling me that I look like George Clooney. No lie.
She was joking about it to the other workers there saying... "Hey, we got a celebrity today... we have George Clooney".
Kind of made my day to some degree, lol
All the dudes on instagram trying to sell LUTs/powergrades as the secret to their boring photos. The real secret is having an attractive model, 90% of the work is done for you
My dad looks like Harrison ford. Enough so that when he would go to Japan for business trips people would stop him for a photo lol. I didn’t get HF gene apparently.
https://preview.redd.it/x30lzhteut7d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ca0b9a2fd696d9be770f766a33946702211148
Only one I could find for now lol. Very recent. I think I can see it. 20 years ago I think it was closer lol. Edit: I think it’s the sideways grin/smirk. Maybe the chin/nose a bit. 🤷♂️
I knew a guy like this once.. he would never, ever, ever laugh at anything.. but he always.. and I mean always had the best fucking smile/ grin when he heard it.
It became a running joke within the company to look at him when something funny was to be told, just to see his smile.
being in shape is what defines your ageing.
if you let yourself get fat and slovenly, you will age badly and die young.
keeping yourself fit and active and eating healthy and not smoking will (generally) allow you to age much better than those who indulge in too much vice.
He has stayed in shape his whole life.
Yes, 51, but under 12% body fat his whole adult life.
You can see him ripped as an unemployed actor/working carpenter.
You can seem him ripped at 40 in Blade Runner. You can see him ripped in his late 40s in Frantic. Ripped at 60 in What Lies Beneath. Ripped in his mid 60s for Indy 4. And even in the last Indy he was in shape at 80.
I think it helps that he was around the block and confident before he got his first breaks with the Lucas movies. He knew how to be cool pre-celebrity, so he wasn’t pretending the way most of them do.
But also, look at him. I'm pretty sure women of all ages had many fantasies of this guy in the 90s. There's a reason he was basically shirtless in the Temple of Doom.
I was a teenager in the nineties and had my first wet dream with him in it. So yeah. I was confused by how my teenage brain came up with that one since he was so old
Who tf cares? Is she not a legal adult? Does she not have her own agency?
Why does everyone always claim the man to have questionable morality for doing what anybody would do, but treat the 25 year old adult woman as a lost lamb that needs protection?
This is kind of a new gatekeeping thing. It’s allegedly pro feminist and anti pedo - but we are talking about people in their 20s who absolutely have agency.
I agree age gap dating is weird and not for me but I don’t think me being judgey is the right answer.
Also zero evidence anything other than a conversation happened here - sooo - lighten up Francis.
I thought it was a bit of a jarring jump from alec baldwin to ford as jack ryan. While the sequels (to red october) were still good i think they should have kept him younger.
He crash landed on a fairway on a golf course near me in Venice, CA. I have a hat from there with a picture of a plane crashing into a green. It's awesome.
I've never really been attracted to her. Most people hold her up as a generational beauty but I could never figure it out.... this is the first picture of her I've seen where I get it .
It's probably because her smile is not taking up 80% of her face. My dad is a big fan of her and mom loves Richard Gere. Pretty Woman and Runaway Bride were played on repeat in our house. Her smile has been haunting me since my earliest memories. She belongs to imsorryjon
Wait he's 51 in this photo?! Excuse me sure, I'll get off my own damn plane right now because yikes. I am 40 in 2 months and this photo has me in some limbo-esqe superposition of feeling young and old at the same time, and I hate all of it lol
https://preview.redd.it/98p7ki016u7d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0bdec291d01a3efef4d96d476ea3eecb5e0007
50 isn’t that old. This is me at 53. As long as people keep their weight down, they don’t look super old.
That's great. I'm graying and have a full head of hair with no signs of balding. I'd consider trying the "shaved head with a beard" look except my dome is funny shaped...and I can't grow a beard.
He takes the best fucking pictures, I swear.
It helps to look like Harrison Ford
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“OK, which background would you like for your headshot? “Do you have one that makes me look like Harrison Ford? “
I always ask the barber to take off anything that George Clooney would take off, and leave anything that he'd leave. My thinking is that it MUST get me closer to looking like George. It doesn't. The only possible explanation is that I have a terrible barber.
Deaf barber. Use sign language next time. Just…be sure to learn sign language first. https://preview.redd.it/we1d11hzyt7d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73dc2aad531427ce83e21290dedab29f121e425 ‘WTF! You didn’t even cut my hair!’
I was at the dentist yesterday and my teeth cleaner person was telling me that I look like George Clooney. No lie. She was joking about it to the other workers there saying... "Hey, we got a celebrity today... we have George Clooney". Kind of made my day to some degree, lol
We have a *Harrison Fordground*, which would replace you in the picture.
Do you want it in Hanscape or Fordtrait?
JC Penny's photographer : 😬
"Right there in front of the snakepit, sir. Watch out, it's slippery."
Never understood the hype for Julia Roberts.
I think it's something to do with her face and body
I come out lookin like Goblin Ford
Never a camera around when I look like him.
It's like that picture Ben Affleck took of Ana de Armas on the beach. Like, yeah, super impressive, you took a good photo of Ana de Armas. 👏👏👏
All the dudes on instagram trying to sell LUTs/powergrades as the secret to their boring photos. The real secret is having an attractive model, 90% of the work is done for you
Lower urinary tract symptoms? I thought the dudes with those were more on Facebook than on Instagram
the photo that was half out of focus and badly framed, still great because it was a photo of Ana de Armas
My dad looks like Harrison ford. Enough so that when he would go to Japan for business trips people would stop him for a photo lol. I didn’t get HF gene apparently.
Pics or it didn’t happen 🙏
 Haters will say it’s not him. Lol. Yeah I’ll try to dig one up.
https://preview.redd.it/x30lzhteut7d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ca0b9a2fd696d9be770f766a33946702211148 Only one I could find for now lol. Very recent. I think I can see it. 20 years ago I think it was closer lol. Edit: I think it’s the sideways grin/smirk. Maybe the chin/nose a bit. 🤷♂️
Oh shit its Comrade Scherbina
As someone who has found both Harrison Ford and Stellan Skarsgård attractive, hellllllo daddy.
Yeah, I can see where the eyes and chin might’ve lent itself to it when he was younger.
Gives me Chuck De Nomolos vibes…
Yup... His simile is a f*ckin bstard smile that work every time... Dont matter where, dont matter what... He smile and win
His simile is like a bright summer day. His simile is nice too
metaphorically speaking, of course.
pirate smile
It helps being Harrison Ford
Rule # 1 be attractive.
Rule 2 don't be unattractive
I knew a guy like this once.. he would never, ever, ever laugh at anything.. but he always.. and I mean always had the best fucking smile/ grin when he heard it. It became a running joke within the company to look at him when something funny was to be told, just to see his smile.
All my life I suspected that I was ugly.
I share the same birthday as him. I wish I shared the same looks instead.
https://preview.redd.it/ecye5clkdt7d1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a9fe53dd774c1b750c8e0181670a79f30ca642
Perfection
Knowing how wacky she is, I can imagine what's going through his head.
https://i.redd.it/1c0q38jd2u7d1.gif
It looks like she's grabbing little Harrison.
Paul Atreides is REALLY angry all of a sudden.
He’s friggin 51 in this picture.
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As someone who is a lot younger and is almost fully grey I say "I actually don't care about the hair. I want the face."
He was 39 when *Raiders of the Lost Ark* came out. That really made me feel a lot better about getting older. Indy was already almost 40.
being in shape is what defines your ageing. if you let yourself get fat and slovenly, you will age badly and die young. keeping yourself fit and active and eating healthy and not smoking will (generally) allow you to age much better than those who indulge in too much vice.
To forever look like Harrison Ford. The real reason I quit drinking.
Harrison Ford at his peak had an alcohol problem. The real Hollywood secret to staying fit is steroids. Ford included.
Sounds like the real secret is alcohol.
He has stayed in shape his whole life. Yes, 51, but under 12% body fat his whole adult life. You can see him ripped as an unemployed actor/working carpenter. You can seem him ripped at 40 in Blade Runner. You can see him ripped in his late 40s in Frantic. Ripped at 60 in What Lies Beneath. Ripped in his mid 60s for Indy 4. And even in the last Indy he was in shape at 80.
I'm bored with ripped, where can we see him with a wobbly beer belly?
“You’re cute, but you’re not exactly Lyle Lovett”
And I can't remember how I met her Seem like she's always just been a-hanging here off my right arm
FTW!
Side-long glance is the best. Harrison Ford is definitely a student of Robert Redford.
He’s high as fuck.
It's pretty well-known that he usually is.
Its a look like, "did you hear what she just said?" She looks like shes about to be handed an ice-cream cone on a hot day.
https://preview.redd.it/0j1i27n6eu7d1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a252dac8ad52e3c16862e8ebe2f97b0bb889cdfa Here's a little editing...
I’m **so** fucking pissed that they’ve done him dirty in his most recent films. (Star Wars and Indiana Jones’s specifically)
He’s great in Shrinking though.
I mean.. the checks cleared.
I think it helps that he was around the block and confident before he got his first breaks with the Lucas movies. He knew how to be cool pre-celebrity, so he wasn’t pretending the way most of them do.
Harrison ford went from being a hippy carpenter to a heartthrob moviestar and yet still seems perpetually pissed at his situation
What we end up being good at isn’t always what we imagined we’d always be doing.
That handsome bastard was 51 when this was taken.
about twice as old as the woman in the picture.
he's the one looking anxious to get out of there
But also, look at him. I'm pretty sure women of all ages had many fantasies of this guy in the 90s. There's a reason he was basically shirtless in the Temple of Doom.
Imagine what fantasies they had about Han Solo...
Same fantasies as you probably?
Hey no judging
I was a teenager in the nineties and had my first wet dream with him in it. So yeah. I was confused by how my teenage brain came up with that one since he was so old
The stuff you read on reddit lol
I'm wet-dreaming right now...
Scene in working girl
The expression on his face is very much one of somebody listening to a person half their age talk and thinking “what the fuck are you saying?!”.
Who tf cares? Is she not a legal adult? Does she not have her own agency? Why does everyone always claim the man to have questionable morality for doing what anybody would do, but treat the 25 year old adult woman as a lost lamb that needs protection?
This is kind of a new gatekeeping thing. It’s allegedly pro feminist and anti pedo - but we are talking about people in their 20s who absolutely have agency. I agree age gap dating is weird and not for me but I don’t think me being judgey is the right answer. Also zero evidence anything other than a conversation happened here - sooo - lighten up Francis.
Not losing your hair makes all the difference,
He’s had that fixed. Which is cool. I’d do it too if I had the cash to do it right.
And there is no bags under the eyes. That shit adds +5-10
I’m 34 and look like dogshit comparatively. Need to get my act together man sheesh
Insane to me that he was at least 50 years old here.
Insane that he was already 39 when he was in Raiders.
"It's not the years, it's the mileage."
Oh good, I haven’t done much, maybe I’m aging well! Unless all the trauma puts on miles…
Mind blown
It actually kinda makes sense because he does look old already in his mid 90’s movies, like The Fugitive and Airforce one
I thought it was a bit of a jarring jump from alec baldwin to ford as jack ryan. While the sequels (to red october) were still good i think they should have kept him younger.
He doesn't look a day over 49
And that she’s 26. Looks like a kid
The look of a man who wants to go home and smoke weed
The look of a man tryna hit dat but you won’t fuck off with the pictures, buddy.
Lmao that was the exact vibe I got too
Stop raw dogging me in public
The correct take
He definitely hit that 5 minutes after the picture. Then he went home and smoked weed.
The look of a man who lands on a taxiway and hopes no one noticed.
He crash landed on a fairway on a golf course near me in Venice, CA. I have a hat from there with a picture of a plane crashing into a green. It's awesome.
Hard to tell, but I think that guy in the back has a prosthetic arm
You find this man!
You switched the samples
Did you kill Lentz too?!
I DON’T CARE.
I may be crazy but that sounds like an L.
Richard, do you want to get shot!?
Hinky!
I. Don't. Bargain.
And that's why you always leave a note...
He is stupidly handsome.
She used to be so pretty. She still is, but she used to be too.
I've never really been attracted to her. Most people hold her up as a generational beauty but I could never figure it out.... this is the first picture of her I've seen where I get it .
It's probably because her smile is not taking up 80% of her face. My dad is a big fan of her and mom loves Richard Gere. Pretty Woman and Runaway Bride were played on repeat in our house. Her smile has been haunting me since my earliest memories. She belongs to imsorryjon
Her cameo on Frends is when I figured out what all the hype was about
I still don’t, same with jennifer garner
She's pretty, but I wouldn't say anywhere near "generational beauty" though.
I felt the same until I finally watched Pretty Woman a couple months ago. 90's Julia Roberts was a smoke show.
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Looks like he had a bad feeling about this
“If you ignore them they’ll just go away” “I really should say something” “Don’t — you’ll just make it worse” “I’m gonna say something…”
She's 26 in this photo. She looks like she's 19.
And hes 51 but looks about 40
That look is a man that knows he needs to get home to his wife.. quick
At first I thought he was wearing a baseball cap on backwards
Funny, I thought there was a knife flying at his head.
That looks like a "Get me the hell away from her" face.
Probably talking to her and some dude with a camera walks up to them and starts taking pictures with flash lol
I mean, they paired her with Richard Gere, so it isn't that out of line.
*As a prostitute.
I think he looks like “imma fuck Julia Roberts tonight.”
*Julia Roberta*
Oops.
from what i have heard, anyone that works around her always has that face. rumor is that she is not nice to work with.
Like he’s about to blink “HELP ME” in Morse code 😂
Her eyelids have "LOVE YOU" written on them.
That’s what that look was….he saw her eyelids!
Julia Roberts was drop dead gorgeous holy shit.
He looks like he just got caught hitting on the boss’s teenage niece
That's the look of two people who don't want anyone to know that they're about to fuck.
At first I was like “pretty sure that would be rough considering he was 51 here and she look like she’s 18” But she was 26 in this photo.
I saw mystic Pizza when it came out in 1988 so 5 years after that ... I was quite sure that she was well into her twenties.
"totally fine!" -Bill Belichek
Still breaks the half your age plus 7 rule.
Or the "help me get back to my wife before I get myself shot" look
Her profile is 😘
The way he’s looking at the camera is giving Jim Halpert vibes
Wait he's 51 in this photo?! Excuse me sure, I'll get off my own damn plane right now because yikes. I am 40 in 2 months and this photo has me in some limbo-esqe superposition of feeling young and old at the same time, and I hate all of it lol
https://preview.redd.it/98p7ki016u7d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0bdec291d01a3efef4d96d476ea3eecb5e0007 50 isn’t that old. This is me at 53. As long as people keep their weight down, they don’t look super old.
And don't go gray, or bald, and stay out of the sun and take care of yourself in general.
My hair went grey around 30, so I look younger when bald. If I shave my beard I can pass off as ten years younger, at 40.
That's great. I'm graying and have a full head of hair with no signs of balding. I'd consider trying the "shaved head with a beard" look except my dome is funny shaped...and I can't grow a beard.
My son is bald at 34. He shaves his head. He still looks young. But yes, take care of yourself. I can’t say I totally stayed out of the sun though.
Being drop-dead gorgeous to start with is kinda cheating, though.
Pretty sure that's his "I'm gonna bone her later" look.
Report to the Falcon. We'll bang okay?
Scoundrel
Scruffy lookin!
who?
All I see is Tinker Bell and Han Solo
That's the most devilish smile I've seen in a while. And Julia looks a bit like Natalie Portman to me here.
Looks likes he’s breaking the fourth wall
He’s thinking she’s no Carrie Fisher.
They be smashin'
This sprite ain’t cutting the tension.
i thought he was wearing a backward baseball cap at first glance
Julia explaining to him why she feels the Last Crusade was in fact the best one out of the trilogy…
Get off my plane
every picture tells a story don’t it
What is he drinking exactly??
I didn't kill my wife!
Oh he looks like he’s up to no good..
He looks like he’s about to get summa that.
Harrison: “It’s not what you think. Don’t go there.”
That look on his face absolutely shouts "I know I'm twice her age, but..."
That’s the most 1993 top I’ve ever seen.
Haha that look
I wish I was this photgenic
Ford's inner monologue: "WOULD.gif"
He’s like “bounce, kid, you’re ruining my rizz”
Those were the days…..my friend, those were the days…
At first glance, I got Natalie Portman vibes...
That's Indiana Solo
She's thinking: Imma gonna hit that!
serious Jim Halpert vibes.
Julia Roberts casually out there looking like insta girls trina look today with 5+ facial surgeries
Telling me this is in 93 still feels like 5 years ago... why?
*Don't do it, Harrison!*
Time flies….
flies, yes. lands, no.
Son, I'm sorry. They got us.
Alexandretta!!!
This is the most attractive picture I've ever seen of Julia Roberts. Damn. Reminds me of my old boss.