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disarrayinpdx

I read it as, "I identify as a TREAT" and thought 'Try me' was a kinky invitation. Oh well.


Annona-mousse

I identify as a treat, fry me.


DyrSt8s

Fixed it for you; I identify as Meat, fry me!!!


rainbowtwist

I choose this version as well!


Human9651

I thought it read THROAT


Vampchic1975

HAHAHAHAHA!!


OregonGreen242

I identify as a treat, but be looking like a snack šŸ˜


HughMungus77

I need to get an apron that says this


sarahjacobs042

Me too!!


gesasage88

This would be a way better logo. šŸ˜‚ Especially if you still play up the overly patriotic design crap.


blazesdemons

I have to make thst shirt now


fattykyle2

Go two knuckles in that B-hole and report back to us how the interaction goes


Junior_Profession_60

It's super flirty if you read it that way.


ZoLoftFTW

Thatā€™s a fella who is desperately afraid that dicks might be delicious.


poopyscreamer

I mean, they might make him scream.


Stairway_2_Devin

He's never been in a fight in his life lol


aplagueofsemen

*ā€Meā€™s never been in a fight in tryā€™s life lolā€


RangerBumble

*Tries* never been in a fight. Respect me's preferred noun order.


Fenderbridge

Hah!! I'd give you an award if they weren't dumb now


overlapped

I would fight Me.


Sheeple_person

"I'm an alpha male! Also, I make nachos for a living."


Stairway_2_Devin

"Try me"


nrskate0330

ā€œAnd then try the Reuben.ā€


Adventurous_Ant9926

Wearing shorts in the kitchen reaffirms the poor decision making.Ā Ā 


notayakumahah

šŸ’€šŸ¤£The fryer is a bigger threat than him.


theaviationhistorian

You can bet the chud is also wearing sandals for the pain combo.


TheyCameFromBehind77

Did you talk to the server about him using his preferred pronouns? ā€˜Tell the cook meā€™s did a great job. I am sure tryā€™s mom is proud.ā€™


perplexedparallax

Try is a verb.


nopenope12345678910

We are way past making grammatical arguments at this point when it comes to chosen pronounsā€¦.


RangerBumble

Not if I noun it


MitchelobUltra

I donā€™t know how to do it, but Iā€™m going to give it a try.


Cuntington-

r/iamverybadass


ochocosunrise

Ah yes, the late 30s perpetually disgruntled coastie giga bro. If you look close enough, you'll be able to tell that his 5 o'clock shadow is actually a thin layer of algae.


Hipster_Bumpus

If you look closely youā€™ll see the prison tat neck as well.


ochocosunrise

Says "skool of hard knocks" under Education on his FB profile


Hipster_Bumpus

Says ā€œcousinā€ under marriage on his FB profile.


ochocosunrise

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ochocosunrise

Since I can't post photos as comments, you should check out what I just posted on this sub. There's def a theme šŸ˜


Hipster_Bumpus

Oh shit I didnā€™t realize there was a silly t-shirt competition!


Lambchop1975

Both are solid contenders.


RoughDirection8875

Job listed as "On my grind 25/8"šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


LadyJade8

He secretly looks for men to "core him like an apple"


RangerBumble

Where can I get a gender affirming algae layer?


phbalancedshorty

He identifies as a coastie. Guaranteed proud member of the ā€œThey have Black pride why canā€™t we have white prideā€ club šŸ‘


Maleficent-Bass-5423

Florence is a trumpy place...nearly got tangled up in a cult members flag on the sidewalk, just trying to get past. Then went into the Little Brown Hen cafe where the owner was bragging he'd never pay fines associated with employees not wearing masks and not asking customers to do so when masking rules were in effect. The cult is strong in Florence.


Savings-Silver4575

The Little Brown Shirts Cafe.


reheateddiarrhea

It's actually not. The majority of Florence votes dem, it's just that conservatives are much louder which is like pretty much everywhere else.


RoboXX

The place is closed now, but one restaurant in Florence was running off health inspectors by brandishing firearms during the pandemic.


Substantial-King3846

Pleases share who it was. If it is true, they should be shut down for threatening people with a firearm.


findin_fun_4_us

> **The place is closed now**, but one restaurant in Florence was running off health inspectors by brandishing firearms during the pandemic.


Substantial-King3846

Made it sound like the little brown Cafe was closed now, not the one threatening health inspectors.


RoboXX

Ah. No, it was "Clawson's Wheelhouse", I think it may be back open, but under new management? So, maybe don't hold it against them. Edit: was wrong, not Clawson's. See below


BidLegal6018

I live in Florence and it was Little Brown Hen that made threats. The Firehouse didn't brandish guns, but they had they were backed by the same people. Both were fined and still remain open. The former mayor and a local business woman helped champion a Go Fund Me to help pay the fines and continue the threats against the state. That business woman and mayor also worked to overtake the city government and school board through threats and intimidation, including the use of Proud Boys and out-of-town Nazis (they actually identifed themselves as Nazis). The school board just passed a charter school that was originally partnered with the right wing Hillsdale College, which aims to enroll 50 percent of area students. Two nights ago, someone ripped up a pride flag outside the house of a local teacher that came out as trans. Interesting times here in this once peaceful little town. Here's the story on Brown Hen. https://www.registerguard.com/story/news/2021/02/23/florence-little-brown-hen-covid-coronavirus-fine-indoor-dining/4564095001/ Here's the story on the charter: https://ktvl.com/news/local/battle-for-public-education-amid-controversial-charter-school-proposal Here's the story on the Nazis: https://doublesidedmedia.com/2023/05/05/nazis-heckle-in-florence-or/


InternationalAnt4513

Fucking A thatā€™s some major Right Wing fascist shit there. Iā€™m from Alabama and thatā€™s quite impressive as we are champions of right wing nonsense, bigotry and overall stupidity. I donā€™t know why this sub hit my feed since Iā€™m not from Oregon, but I love your state. I have visited and itā€™s beautiful.


Buster9999999999

The firearms were brandished in front of the Little Brown Hen. Never heard of that happening at Clawson's.


siouxbee1434

Thatā€™s when all utilities need shut off, asap


theaviationhistorian

Ah, the sweet old Cholera Cafe with their signature dish: Salmonella Sandwiches.


Maleficent-Bass-5423

Ha ha, not at all surprised.


bluecrowned

Try the fresh harvest Cafe instead, much better and they still have their covid barriers up. They actually give a shit about people and make amazing food.


Str82thaDOME

This place is great!


ItsABirdItsAPlain

I'll bet he is a real treat to work with. The food he puts out is probably made with so much care and attention. You can taste the thoughtfulness and love in every bite.


RoboXX

There's a guy who works at a gas station in Waldport, has a bunch of these kinds of stickers on his truck, the crown jewel being one in the style of the classic "coexist" bumper sticker, but instead it says "Epstein".


pickledsakurablossom

As a former Waldport resident, can confirm.


savage_cabage12

Damn seriously? Haven't paid attention lately


DominickAP

Why does he support Epstein?


RoboXX

It says "didn't kill himself" under it.


Numerous_Cup_5799

North or South of 34? I must know!


RoboXX

Chevron on 101 where it meets 34.


vishy_swaz

I like to put myself in peoples shoes sometimes and do a thought exercise about ā€œif I were to do that, what would be my reasoning?ā€ And I feel like wearing a shirt like that is a result of deep insecurity.


james3374

Most bigotry is seated in fear and ignorance; and a lot of it is deliberate and defiant. Feeling pity for them doesn't help the victims of hate.


jericho_buckaroo

I'm a gun owner, and my guns (.22 rifles, .30-30 lever and 12 ga pump gun) are some of the least interesting inanimate objects in my house. They sit there and collect dust. There's not one pic of me holding a firearm and I have zero gun-related clothing or stickers or anything else because I'd feel like a fuckin fool if I did...because I don't make gun ownership central to my sense of manhood or my identity like these yayhoos do.


james3374

Yeah, I'm the same way. Most people in my social circle don't even know I have firearms. I don't let it impact my identity or political ideals.


jericho_buckaroo

They're not fashion accessories or totems or fetish objects, they're lethal tools that you should hope you never have to call on.


ostinater

r/onejoke Conservatives only have one joke


Hipster_Bumpus

As Macklemore Same Love plays on the radio, he works the kitchen.


riseuprasta

Spends his whole paycheck on his lifted duramax payment


ValleyBrownsFan

That got towed and impounded when he got pulled over drunk and had meth with him. Now he rides a BMX bike to work when mom canā€™t drive him.


glowing-fishSCL

Drives drunk but has a "thin blue line" sticker! Smokes meth but believes we need to "secure the border"! Maybe both of those things are exaggerations, but maybe not!


Gravelsack

Ok I identify you as a threat as well. Thanks for being so up front about it.


velvetackbar

This. I would just leave. "You say you are a threat? Fine. I am outta here with my dollars." My life is way more valuable than your ego AND the price of that tshirt.


NotBeforeMyCovfefe

Please don't be the Hukilau. Please don't be the Hukilau. Please don't be the Hukilau. *Checks post* YAAAAAASSSSS. THANK YOU BABY JESUS.


Pepper_Pines

Hukilau rules.


inter71

What a fragile man.


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Wearing shorts in the kitchen. Not only a scumbag, but a unsanitary scumbag.


Beanspr0utsss

Idk as a they/them this is pretty funny. I guess it really does depend the person wearing it lol


Hipster_Bumpus

Try/him!


KindaKrayz222

Oh, Ima gonna be looking. šŸ‘€


bluecrowned

It's funny in that it makes him look like an idiot, I guess. I'm trans as well and this shit just makes me uncomfortable. They're obviously shitting on us. If it's "funny" it's at our expense.


Beanspr0utsss

Yeah i mean everyone has a right to how they feel about it. Iā€™m just so used to reading that format as a meme that it just reads as an ironic shirt, canā€™t take him or it seriously. Which is why i said it depends the person wearing it. Are they showing other signs of being an issue? Then avoid them.


Forktongued_Tron

These chucklefucks are so fragile. Just because I donā€™t understand French doesnā€™t mean it doesnā€™t exist šŸ¤£šŸ˜­šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤—


estili

Same the actual context took me a sec and I was thinking yeah Iā€™d wear that šŸ˜‚


Jknowledge

From an old saved Twitter post: Conservatives: "haha we owned them!" Straight allies: "this is so offensive. Stop attacking queer people." Actual queer people: "can I get this on a shirt?"


oeilofpajaro

Florence is full of the most redneck townies on the Oregon coast.


Optimal-Option3555

It actually has a nice little liberal community too.. I've found Florence to be very balanced between both cultural expressions. Old Town florence has many lovely sustainably minded shop owners and plenty of open minded kind hearted young people who keep the industry going that have nothing in common with rednecks. Florence is hardly considered red neck compared to places like Gold Beach or say Reedsport. Lastly, liberals and rednecks can get along just fine. Be respectful and gracious and yes, even those red necks will return the same. Treat others as you would want to be treated. Ex city liberal here who now lives on the coast. Inclusivty is a verb, not a pretend virtue signaling social media post. Mocking strangers isn't very kind.


Buster9999999999

I don't agree, and I lived in Florence for way too long. Never was so happy to leave a place in my life.


Femboi_Hooterz

All that applies as long as you're white and straight. I live here, and the amount of casual racism that gets tossed my way by people who think I'm okay with it is insane, worse than any other place I've lived. Saw a dude at Freddie's today wearing a proud boys shirt. That and the amount of anti LGBT rhetoric I hear makes it hard for me to simply exist here, I'm moving out as soon as I can afford to.


james3374

Thank you for this! I agree, this type of social grace and tolerance of blatant bigotry is afforded by privilege. It's easy to minimize discrimination when you're not the target of hate. This tolerance becomes part of the systemic discrimination.


reheateddiarrhea

I also live in Florence and the numbers don't lie, the majority of Florence votes Dem. It's just that Conservatives are much louder which is the case pretty much everywhere. I'm sorry for all the hate you've received. I'm a Tutu Dad, (if you know, you know) and I'm just waiting for the Proud Boys to protest our next performance. Coos Bay is far worse btw. I've heard the N word casually used in public more times than I can count.


tupamoja

"Alphabet People" Mocking strangers isn't very kind, indeed. Time to take your own advice, hypocrite ETA: The snowflake blocked me. So much for "free speech" šŸ¤£


bluecrowned

This shirt is ignorant and being used to mock strangers itself. Op is returning the favor.


pattydickens

The type of people who wear shirts like this expect an uproar. They beg for this kind of attention. It's stupid. Giving them attention is also stupid. Personally, I like it when people advertise their mental illness on a shirt or a bumper sticker because it's much easier to avoid them.


cosaboladh

No, he's not begging for the attention his shirt is blatantly asking for. If someone actually fought him, because he's such a "threat" two things would happen. 1. He'd get his ass kicked, because only insecure little bitches who can't fight wear shit like this. 2. He'd run crying like a baby to the cops to press charges *after* he got his ass kicked.


ScumEater

It's true though, to them everything is a threat. Especially people using what seem to be unusual pronouns. Scary!


MareBear209

Nothing screams ā€œI have a tiny peepā€ like this shirt.


Savings-Silver4575

Tough guy image. He wears rubber gloves when washing his dishes.


shamashedit

Whatever Jim, go make my fried fish.


penishaveramilliom

Imagine this as a cunty crop top tho


LaDragonneDeJardin

I wouldnā€™t trust him with my food. Maybe the owners are afraid to fire him.


PickleDestroyer1

If I was the owner. Heā€™d be fired.


pdxpmk

What restaurant was this?


dosefacekillah1348

Imagine actually spending money on this shirt. Thats like a 3 step process, minimum


Accomplished-Bed8171

Let me know the restraunt so I and all the people I know won't eat there.


Any_Feature_9671

The Safeway and Fred Meyer in that town is like walking into a zombie movieā€¦


Stock_Jello9917

No thatā€™s Brookings Fred Meyer. Itā€™s the town square and trump central


garysaidwhat

I wonder if he's warning us that he may spew at any moment and is not wearing his diaper.


ike7177

This is the type of guy that calls his female patrons ā€œHoneyā€ or ā€œSweetieā€ like we like it. Yuck


Substantial-King3846

Hey threat, get back in the kitchen and cook me my dinner


Savings-Silver4575

If I were the owner I'd have him change his clothes. But because he's wearing this I'd assume the owner is a jerk too and wouldn't eat there. He is threatening in a way that isn't physical. He obviously is anti Trans. What straight guys are really mad about is they hate it when they think a lady is hot and checking them out, fantasizing and then find out the lady is a trans.


Vegetable-Win-1325

This guys entire identity revolves around owning libtards which Iā€™m sure he thinks he does daily. Even just wearing the shirt is owning us a little donā€™t you think?


Maximum_Turn_2623

Wow what a badass. šŸ˜‚


maxcherry6

Just needs those backward sunglasses and the d-bag look is complete.


liptonthrowback

*starts using try's pronouns*


Jimmybelltown

I will slap you so super hard.


Interesting_Basis691

Not a single dislike at this point rad


PuddingIsUgly

I like the Newport South Beach Fish Marketsā€™s shirts better. The ones that say the second amendment is their gun permit with no expiration date.


Sicnarfjhaisoj

Lol, as a gender fluid person, i know this is supposed to make fun of people like meā€¦ but honestly, i want to this shirt


Efficient-Internal-8

Some serious Daddy issues.


BreathReasonable1734

We also call this tiny dick energy


arcbeam

Nothing says ā€œIā€™m a badassā€ like buying a t shirt that tells everyone youā€™re a badass.


DiscussionLoose8390

I was slightly disappointed this guy didn't have 4 pistols holstered in obvious sight, and a shoulder strapped AR.


Trucktub

I can wrap my mind around having ignorant thoughts but Iā€™ll never get being proud and paying money to advertise that youā€™re a bigoted piece of shit. Itā€™s all just to get a reaction which seems so immature to me lol


bathandredwine

He looks like heā€™s past due on child support.


fearandloathinginpdx

Same guy: "Drive to Portland? No way! That place is a warzone!"


TKRUEG

Nobody thinks about pronouns more than right wingers


unlikely_intuition

stay trashy


MannerMysterious8047

Klassy. šŸ˜‚


james3374

KKKlassy


Royal-Pen3516

Seems par for the course on the coast. Lots of wannabe tough guys there. Fucking weirdos.


Limp-Major3552

Gross.


Schwight_Droot

Locals do this because of the city folk that spend money in their establishments. Must be great for business and your economy.


Disastrous-Slice333

Love to see it


Dawnbabe420

And you know he's creeping on the poor FOH teen girls too


rad_hombre

They must be really hard up for cooks. That or heā€™s like a friend of the owner or one of their kids or the owner himself.


oregon_coastal

No service workers can afford to live there. You get what you get.


shiboobi

Heceta beach would be a lot more pleasant if it wasn't surrounded by Florence.


BetterBiscuits

I mean, it could have been a lot worse. I canā€™t believe thereā€™s not a lady with huge tits.


i-am-the-lizardqueen

There is literally noone that was guna ask you about ur pronouns bro, chill and stop tuning into that dumb rightwing culture war messiness.


quest-o-rama

If you call him ā€œTrymeā€ youā€™ll get spanked with the flight board


RangerBumble

Try just wants respect. I can respect mes request.


handslo

I identify as a teat, try me


rollem

/r/onejoke


pegleg_1979

How can he work in a kitchen without melting?


HoldMyDomeFoam

Weā€™ve got a real badass here!


Cultural_Yam7212

A cook wore that? Donā€™t t eat the sea food!


Ubermassive

Could just as easily be Florence, AZ.


jawshoeaw

Well at least heā€™s honest


CartographerKey7322

lol that looks like my brother in law


TypicalPDXhipster

J/C what a tool. Florence still rocks though


Key-Way-1072

What did his ears look like?


stuffitystuff

As if "No Fear" shirts back in the '90s weren't cringe enough


soup0220

And the front says WOKE AS FU*K āœŠšŸ¾ haha


NadeTossFTW

The people of Oregon. Massive pussies. Sorry


Dude-ironomy

Yes, a lot of them are


[deleted]

Tough guy fry cook. What a douchebag.


bigsampsonite

Lols what a tool.


Even-Juggernaut-3433

Hey look causal transphobia! Happy pride šŸŒˆ


MarionberryNervous19

Cool? Did it change how the food tasted lmao


poopshooster

Florence. :( Bad, Florence !


jasonwright15

Thatā€™s Funny I used to work there. The Beachcomber is cool. I donā€™t know about that guy but yeah I used to cook there as well. The owner/family are good people for sure.


bathandredwine

They shouldnā€™t live in fear. šŸ˜‚


Master_Mechanic_4418

Bet heā€™s wearing crocs


drawredraw

Hardy har har


shaneshears82

That's the type of guy that has to let you know he is an Alpha.


FatedAtropos

Ok but unironically I know some trans girls who need this (and could actually pull it off unlike Broseph here)


Govguynick

r/iambadass


Faux_Show_

Looks like beachcomber know it well from 8 years living in that trash city


Over_Hand_5128

Guys, Try clearly wants us to address Me as Try/Me. What arenā€™t we getting! Love his neo pronoun bravery/s


MilkingStation

Cringe


saltymilkmelee

"Hey bro, what's up?" "Could you address me as my proper pronouns please? As a threat, I would like you to address me as try me" "Hey try me, what's up?"


liamanna

Shouldā€™ve been identified as a cookā€¦


waldenriver

Loser


Billyonbass78

Wannabe ā€œAlpha Maleā€


[deleted]

I always assume people that wear shirts like that have domestic abuse charges. E


InternationalAnt4513

Very insecure human male right there.


Personal-Elevator710

Yeaaaa....He voted for a felon.


nonferrousoul

I got behind a lifted truck w plates LGB....lesbian gay bi truck?


MegaMasterYoda

So if he identies as a threat killing him is self defense right?


deejaesnafu

I didnā€™t go to college ā€¦. But , Try is a verb , not a pronoun ā€¦


Rosaadriana

He needs to go to school and learn what a pronoun is.


fishtheheretic

Thatā€™s a cool shirt, USAāœŠšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


hahaha_rarara

Pretty sure some lead can pass right thru this "tough guy"


pigeontakeover

He also refuses to visit Portland because it's "too dangerous".Ā 


DonnaJeanDogChow

Iā€™ve been waiting for tator tots for 40 minutes Travis


shawn-spencestarr

If you identify as a threat am I in my rights to strike preemptively


BCr8tive99

The odd need to outwardly wear your hate and stupidity for the world to see is very strange to me. As if a shirt somehow makes you tough? This is the bizarre mentality of these right wing weirdos. PUtting Trumps head on Rambo's body.. WT actual Fuck? Imagine if LIberals put HIllary's head on some beach bikini body and drove around with that image on a flag waving from your prius? What is wrong with these people?


Camelus_bactrianus

Couldn't this just be a trans person who's really edgy about it?


Hour_Speech_5132

Thereā€™s a reason this guy is a fry cook in a crappy restaurant