Really, this should be saved for Friday, but given the massive influx of "do my homework for me" posts, I'm going to leave it. Please keep reporting the posts that break sub rules and we will remove them ASAP.

There is the very real possibility OP is just having a stroke and needs medical attention.

Hopefully not from one of the premeds asking questions here...

Exactly 😂

I almost had one reading this.

Look I understand that *chemists* who didn’t need to get a 4.0 might not understand, but I am in my *second* semester of study *pre*medicine. I think I could self-diagnose myself with a stroke.

Everyone is tired and doesn't get the joke, wow

If you’re joking, this is hilarious. If not, well, God bless.

Do you smell any HHO-? (It has an acrid smell, reminiscent of burnt toast)

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I AM GOING TO BE A DOCTOR AND THEN MY DAD IS FINALLY GOING TO SAY HE LOVES ME WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

I AM A SURGEON

Lol love the fire, I appreciate the irony, but also as a premed struggling, fuck them bitches. Self love is the most powerful weapon. Other’s opinions are but dust in the wind

as far as MEME posts go, this is one of them.

I think Me-Me is ethane? Is that a polar aprotic solvent?

okay, you're taking the piss, I honestly needed this today

Such is the state of things that I can't tell if this is real or not. I can figure it out with one question though... Do you need the IUPAC name too?

No that was the previous question on the exam

I mean on the research paper I was reading.

IUPAC or _preferred_ IUPAC? Because a nomenclature system being biunique is clearly overrated.

OH bond activation for hydride transfer… you have to publish in Nature ASAP, Nobel prize is waiting for you 😂

Will a Nobel Prize help me get into med school?

Try Mad School

It can.. but you might still need to take CHM 111 and then petition to start practicing as a neurosurgeon immediately.

quality shitpost

You forgot the formal charge on the center hydrogen. Should be a plus 1 to the second third power. Hopefully you become my doctor one day!!!

Pfft... you didn't ask if it was sp4... (Actually, quality meme. Tips fedora)

as an instructor, your lewis structure gives me nightmares... hydrogens cannot push past duets.

Wow an instructor! Can you help me with the next problem I was curious about from my research paper? How would I go about making [this molecule](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/Azadirachtin.png/200px-Azadirachtin.png) from reagents with 4 or less carbons!?

Just do radical bromination of various alkanes, followed by SN2 reactions.

Lol amazing

I’ve seen enough get this man into med school asap

Thank you!! Once I figure out how moles work I’m going to be anesthesiologist!!

Moles was the earth mammal chemist who discovered gold which is why they named it Au which stands for always underground. Good luck gassin’!

Proton: *screw the free electron pairs; that O–H σ\* orbital be looking kinda hot today*

am i having a stroke

you broke my brain

I thought I was tripping LMAOOOO

Ok Here goes: You put your right H in and put your right H out, then take your left O in and shake it all about, then do the O-H-H oh then you flip the O around. Thats what all Its about

No, seperatory funnels were only discussed in the lab portion of my research paper, so I don’t think that’s the answer! Thanks for helping though!

I hope this ppst stays up so I can show it to my friends

Oh wow.

This would be the energy source that solves climate change

No conservation of charge? There's layers to the ragebait.

r/titlegore

r/titlegore and r/cursedchemistry

good meme

I can't tell if you're joking.... Chemistry Poe's Law.

…this doesn’t happen???

Just to follow up for completeness (and not correctness): the arrows drawn in this manner would lead to H-H and a neutral O (i.e., not the structure provided)

I know this is a joke post, but I legit see mechanisms like this every time I grade some of my exams.

E3 ligase? Are you talking about ubiquitination?

this is definitely something!

Looks correct, I can’t think of another way they would react

İncredible

This is no E3 or whatever, it's just an addition to the bigger molecule lol. Is your teach sniffing daily or sum???

I think E3 ligase is a pretty big molecule?

.... I am still a student I thought you meant E3 as in E1 or E2 which are also elimination reactions, that's what we learned. I thought I could've been funny too with joking with a type of reaction :'(

I haven’t done organic chemistry in a long time but this came up on my feed. ChatGPT makes up information if it doesn’t have it readily available so I would take its help with a grain of NaCl. I don’t understand why it would be H-H-O and not H-O-H but there is a reason why I am not a chemist/doctor.

What’s NaCl?

Sodium chloride