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As a certified panthers fan I'm terrified to have children bc I don't think I have it in me to be disappointed in two things at once and I'm not just going to stop being a panthers fan
Seahawks fan/Steeler hater here. You guys looked really impressive against us last year. We still thought we were still playoff bound, and you guys just old school physically ground us into the dirt. The score was close, but you destroyed us in the trenches.
If you can build off that physicality and youth, you guys are going to be beasts real soon.
The city of Champions has become the city that's okay with mediocrity. Across all sports but football is especially crazy to me as a Browns fan. How do you sign Tomlin to 3 more years? He's wasted an entire hall of fame class of talent in the last decade and a half. Insanity.
I’m a Cowboys fan but my son wanted to be different so he roots for the Panthers. I often tell people he wanted to root for a different team but be just as disappointed as his father every year.
I think the confusion on this one is the framing of the photos. I thought it was something about the panthers logo on the chair and jersey at first. It took way too long for me to spot the nearly 2 dozen cans of miller lite.
I was a die hard fan, through the ups and downs. I finally went to a game, they played the Falcons and lost 41-0. Literally looked like a peewee league team vs a pro team, it was awful. First and last Pro football game.
15-1, triple crown, MVP, NFC champions X2, first back-to-back NFC South titles, multiple HOFers. Yea I don't understand the joke either unless it was specifically talking about a down year. Peter explain the joke again.
Bro, take a hint from the Jets fans and just endure the suffering.
Do you know the Dolphins Fans that always start screaming Dan Marino and perfect season as soon as someone brings up how we play today... just don't end up like this.
Who the fuck are you tipping to get handed a beer? Dont get me wrong i tip the fuck outta waiters and delivery drivers and people that actually provide a service.
The guys that walk up and down the stands all day carting beers for you. What the fuck are you talking about? The whole point of charging $X.50 is so they at least get to keep that 50 cents.
Just to hand you a beer? Do that job for one day. I dare you.
Bar and concessions usually open when the gates open at most stadiums, which depending on venue and event, is 1-2 hours prior. Assuming this is a 1pm Eastern kickoff (pretty standard for more east coast NFL games) and game ends around 4, dude managed to down all that in approximately 5 hours.
yeah Levis is 1.5-2 hours at gates open so yeah, game is still going, at most the guy has been there 5 hours so 16-17 in 5 hours, and also those look like the 16oz stadium cans, not just 12 oz cans so that's more than 4 gallons of beer in 5 hours lol. I mean I saw it done in college but maybe not in just 5 hours.
Eighteen 16oz beers. So about 24 regular cans and about $10+ bucks each? Kinda impressive commitment for public drinking, unless he's hording them for his friends since most stadiums mandate they get opened at the stand.
Gonna spend alot of time in the piss line.
Okay, I think I get it.
The guy is drinking a beer bought at the stadium. Many stadiums sell metal beer bottles so there aren't glass bottles to break on the cement floor.
Look under this guy's seat. There's like 14 empties!
I believe the joke is 1) drinking that much and staying upright is an Olympic level challenge, and 2) the Panthers are so bad on the field that drinking this much is better than any stat they have.
I'm a Panthers fans.
This guy drank A LOT of beer, and that's more impressive than anything the Panthers team produced on the field in the 2023 season.
It’s a reference to the ESPN 30/30 documentaries. They’re all presented as a serious look into the world of sports. The ads for them would always say “What if I told you…(something about the individual documentary)”
So the joke is that the amount of beer this guy put away is more impressive than what’s going on in the game, which, as he is a Panthers fan, was probably true.
They are recyclable, or if you really wanted to, you could possibly take them and use them as a water bottle with the beer brand on it after cleaning it really well
It's a quote from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Beats Boggs.
They take a cross-country flight and attempt to drink 70 beers each, to beat a record allegedly set by Wade Boggs on his way to winning a major game.
Do you not see the 2 cases of empty beer bottles under his seat? I mean damn, dude, I don't think I have the physical volume to drink that much in 2ish hours.
That is the Bank of America Panthers stadium in North Carolina*. A previous reddit post from 2 years ago, [alongside the Panthers website](https://www.panthers.com/stadium/2021-concessions-ordering-guide) (though might be outdated) reveals the average 25 oz Light beer at $13. With 15 cans visible, this person drank $195 worth of light beer! Excluding tax of course. The achievement is also likely in the person's tolerance, though light beers are not well known for their alcohol content, the sheer amount is still likely to cause an effect.
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That’s roughly $700 worth of miller lite at the stadium.
My first thought. Dude is cashing out lol
Oh my god the inflation is getting bad. Thanks Biden! /s
or you can bring a purse with some jager.
You spelled water wrong.
If that’s water, I would like to complain about how I’ve tasted better questionable hose water.
Never said it was good water
Can I get a refund?
Simple, the Panthers suck so hard that the most impressive things are done by their fans. Its like december for us dolphins, but every day
As a certified panthers fan I'm terrified to have children bc I don't think I have it in me to be disappointed in two things at once and I'm not just going to stop being a panthers fan
Every year I watch two games hoping that things have changed, they never have.
Hopefully this past season you only watched the Texans and the Falcons games.
As a Texans fan, I respectfully say, frick you lol
Y'all did great, though! I enjoyed watching the Strouds
You should join r/AFCSouthMemeWar
Cowboys lifer here, first time ‘round these parts?
Steelers fan here and I couldn't agree more been on a downward trend for years now but damnit we will come back.
It would be nice if they figured out how to play a whole game of football instead of just coasting most of the time and then trying for one quarter
Just cut together the quarters where they try and you’ll have 1/4 of a regular season of all stars to watch
Seahawks fan/Steeler hater here. You guys looked really impressive against us last year. We still thought we were still playoff bound, and you guys just old school physically ground us into the dirt. The score was close, but you destroyed us in the trenches. If you can build off that physicality and youth, you guys are going to be beasts real soon.
The city of Champions has become the city that's okay with mediocrity. Across all sports but football is especially crazy to me as a Browns fan. How do you sign Tomlin to 3 more years? He's wasted an entire hall of fame class of talent in the last decade and a half. Insanity.
Well, you have the Panthers and yourself, so there's two things right there.
I’m a Cowboys fan but my son wanted to be different so he roots for the Panthers. I often tell people he wanted to root for a different team but be just as disappointed as his father every year.
Fuck.. now I'm a Panthers fan!
Cmon in, its bad here, it's not a good time
I think the confusion on this one is the framing of the photos. I thought it was something about the panthers logo on the chair and jersey at first. It took way too long for me to spot the nearly 2 dozen cans of miller lite.
Thank you!!! I was looking at the 12 and logo too
As a browns fan this has been me the past 10+ years
Remember, you could always get lucky and they could move the team.
I was a die hard fan, through the ups and downs. I finally went to a game, they played the Falcons and lost 41-0. Literally looked like a peewee league team vs a pro team, it was awful. First and last Pro football game.
As a disappointment, we're pretty bad.
Sometimes you’re crazy And you wonder why I’m such a baby ‘cause the Dolphins make me cry
I just learned two days ago he was talking about the team not the animal. Mind blown
I think he wrote it to have a double meaning, but yeah, Darius Rucker is a huge Dolphins fan.
I didn’t even see the beer cans at first glance lol. I thought it had something to do with the 12 on the seat
That last line hit hard as a fellow fin fan
My girl is a panthers fan. I’m a fins fan. It’s been a rough few years.
Or whenever we play the 49ers for Packers fan
That's right
15-1, triple crown, MVP, NFC champions X2, first back-to-back NFC South titles, multiple HOFers. Yea I don't understand the joke either unless it was specifically talking about a down year. Peter explain the joke again.
Bro, take a hint from the Jets fans and just endure the suffering. Do you know the Dolphins Fans that always start screaming Dan Marino and perfect season as soon as someone brings up how we play today... just don't end up like this.
Who are the Panthers?
American football team. They'll be in Germany this fall
Can we keep them there?
Debatable on which organization is worse. You haven’t won a playoff game since Bill Clinton was in office….
This comment hurts me deeply
And that was just at the game. You know dude had more before.
You gotta pregame. Beers are so expensive in the stadium.
He must have spent at least $100 on that $10 worth of beer. Edit: I see at least 13 cans, so it’s a lot more than $100.
I count at least 16 including the one in his hand. So even at $8 a beer with no tip that's $128 at least. 24 pack is $20-$25.
Beer math!
I’ve never been to their stadium but $8? Sounds like a steal. Try double that in some places.
You get a discount because you have to watch the Panthers
Hahaha. Nice. Don’t want their fan base to become suicidal.
I go to Vancouver Canucks nhl games and pay $15-20 per beer, depending on the size or if it's a import/export
$10.50 /beer so $168 bucks…inflation. https://vinepair.com/booze-news/beer-prices-nfl-stadiums-2023/
From another comment this is a Panthers game. From a Google search it's 10.50. not sure if the type of beer changes the price
Beer is $16 at our stadium lol
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Why do you think they charge $10.50? So they can keep the change. That's a tip.
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Yeah, if you want to be an ass hole and not tip.
Who the fuck are you tipping to get handed a beer? Dont get me wrong i tip the fuck outta waiters and delivery drivers and people that actually provide a service.
The guys that walk up and down the stands all day carting beers for you. What the fuck are you talking about? The whole point of charging $X.50 is so they at least get to keep that 50 cents. Just to hand you a beer? Do that job for one day. I dare you.
Lmao. Gladly.
Lmao. Post pics when yer done. Guarantee you can't do it.
You act like this is the only physical job in existence and its impossible i do something more strenuous daily. Fucking clown.
What do you do daily?
>He must have spent at least $100 On the first beer.
Assuming its a perfect grid i count a 5x5 with 2 stragglers plus 1 in his hand, thats 28.
Yeah, I went SUPER conservative with my count
There is no way that guy wasn’t partying his ass off tailgating.
Keep it up and he'll beat boss hoggs soon enough, rest in peace
Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive
I think Peter’s liver will need to cover this.
Oh that’s practically water
At least water tastes good. All those are merely piss makers.
I can see 17 cans. At $10/can, the dude spent $170 on shit beer.
At least he won’t have to get up when he inevitably needs to go.
$10 a can seems optimistic
Yeah. I couldn’t find actual price. But a goggle search led me to an article that had the average price for each team/stadium.
Damn! That's 20+ beers. Dude's liver tapped out long ago.
i think the joke might be that you're not allowed to bring your own drinks into the stadium and that guy managed to sneak multiple
It's not that he snuck them in. It's how many he drank.
16 or so that you can see? Maybe 2-4 more? How early before game time do the bars/concessions open in that stadium?
Bar and concessions usually open when the gates open at most stadiums, which depending on venue and event, is 1-2 hours prior. Assuming this is a 1pm Eastern kickoff (pretty standard for more east coast NFL games) and game ends around 4, dude managed to down all that in approximately 5 hours.
yeah Levis is 1.5-2 hours at gates open so yeah, game is still going, at most the guy has been there 5 hours so 16-17 in 5 hours, and also those look like the 16oz stadium cans, not just 12 oz cans so that's more than 4 gallons of beer in 5 hours lol. I mean I saw it done in college but maybe not in just 5 hours.
I can't imagine how you could drink that much liquid and not have to pee constantly. Just the timing of buying, drinking, peeing, repeat is crazy.
Eighteen 16oz beers. So about 24 regular cans and about $10+ bucks each? Kinda impressive commitment for public drinking, unless he's hording them for his friends since most stadiums mandate they get opened at the stand. Gonna spend alot of time in the piss line.
I was looking at the number 12 scratching my head like a Neanderthal.
Same here. That's what I couldn't figure out and completely missed all the beer
Dude drank like 1/3 of the stadiums beer
He is single-handedly, keeping the franchise afloat financially
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Okay, I think I get it. The guy is drinking a beer bought at the stadium. Many stadiums sell metal beer bottles so there aren't glass bottles to break on the cement floor. Look under this guy's seat. There's like 14 empties! I believe the joke is 1) drinking that much and staying upright is an Olympic level challenge, and 2) the Panthers are so bad on the field that drinking this much is better than any stat they have.
The achivement is that that man still has a functioning liver after drinking almost 200 dollars worth of overpriced cheap beer.
Life savings down the drain right there
Guy spent probably over $200 on stadium beer alone. We'll, I use the term "beer" loosely here.
Damn I figured Shane was an Eagles fan.
Dude drank 4000 dollars worth of beer.
Smart thinking. Spend more time taking a piss then watching a bad team
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I'm a Panthers fans. This guy drank A LOT of beer, and that's more impressive than anything the Panthers team produced on the field in the 2023 season.
Is he wearing a diaper? He must be getting up to pee every 10 minutes
That guy has more money than god
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Yeah drinking that much Miller Lite and probably not even a hint of a buzz. No thank you
Ticket price- $200 $ spent on beer watching your team just get decimated- $300
Dude is a legend
It’s not even real beer.
That was $200 spent
He's staying hydrated
Bro smashed a case of brew...I'm pretty sure that's the feat..
Is he just gonna leave them there for someone else to clean up?!?
No, these are just the pregame. He's saving the bottles for a snack during the show.
LOL I did not see the cans / bottles under the seat and was wondering why nobody was explaining the joke.
Did he mortgage his house? How'd he get so many at that price.
When you can get tickets to Panthers games dirt cheap, this is light work.
Well, that settles that. "Less filling" is more important.
I guess that's one way to stay hydrated
He’s basically drinking water.
It’s a reference to the ESPN 30/30 documentaries. They’re all presented as a serious look into the world of sports. The ads for them would always say “What if I told you…(something about the individual documentary)” So the joke is that the amount of beer this guy put away is more impressive than what’s going on in the game, which, as he is a Panthers fan, was probably true.
Panther Fans are more talent the players cause they all drink like Jim Lahey.
Hello, Cleveland Brown here. This fellow is setting himself up for alcohol poisoning or a DUI based on the copious amounts of beer he's drinking.
Dude paid $1000 for all those beers, I bet.
17×10.50=178.5 honestly a night at a club or even some bars.
That number has me shook because I don't have that kind of disposable income.
I just need to know the amount of money spent to buy all those. Those are like 15 bucks at a bears game
What could you possibly need explained
I didn't notice the bottle at the bottom
Are these bottles or cans, what material? They look a little bit like light bulps to me. European here, never seen beer in such a "wrapping".
It's an aluminum bottle used, so there isn't broken glass to clean up after every game
Thanks for the answer. Are they reusable? Otherwise it would be a little bit unecological or not?
They are recyclable, or if you really wanted to, you could possibly take them and use them as a water bottle with the beer brand on it after cleaning it really well
It's a quote from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Beats Boggs. They take a cross-country flight and attempt to drink 70 beers each, to beat a record allegedly set by Wade Boggs on his way to winning a major game.
Do you not see the 2 cases of empty beer bottles under his seat? I mean damn, dude, I don't think I have the physical volume to drink that much in 2ish hours.
Ohhh I didn’t see the beer bottles under the chair lmao. I thought it was just zoomed in on the number 12.
Same
Prime energy drink ad , look at the bottles under the guys seat , and what is he drinking
Let’s assume it’s a 24 cans beneath him at an average MLB beer price for domestic, that’s $8.99 x 24 beers 215.76 before tax. Bro has alcoholism.
Damn he must be a millionaire drinking that much at any sporting event.
I wonder how his liver is doing
This sub has lost its purpose. You don’t need an explanation for this.
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Poor guy.
We swear this is my dad it looks to much like him he use to drink a little over a quarter of a gallon of captain Morgan.
My man drank his 401k to watch the panthers lose by four scores
What is the cost of the beer there? What is a beer at a game now 15 bucks?
Wow, dude must have taken out a second mortgage to buy all those at a stadium.
Somewhere, Andre the Giant is smiling down on this man, while also chuckling and saying, "ha, that's my prefunk"
A bad game and bad beer, dude is a glutton for punishment.
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As an alcoholic I didn't even notice all the empties
Gonna need a dollar figure for all that beer. What's a beer at an NFL game? $18?
His name is Billy Collins…and he is a legend.
Wade Boggs is a Panthers fan?
My pow ass brain thought it was about the NUMBER 12 not the bottles below the seat
Team suck so bad, guy who drank enough beers to liquify their kidney is more impressive
My guy
Unfortunately, he won't have time to watch the game because he'll be spending most of his time aiming at a urinal.
That is the Bank of America Panthers stadium in North Carolina*. A previous reddit post from 2 years ago, [alongside the Panthers website](https://www.panthers.com/stadium/2021-concessions-ordering-guide) (though might be outdated) reveals the average 25 oz Light beer at $13. With 15 cans visible, this person drank $195 worth of light beer! Excluding tax of course. The achievement is also likely in the person's tolerance, though light beers are not well known for their alcohol content, the sheer amount is still likely to cause an effect.
I hate being that guy, but the Carolina Panthers stadium is in Charlotte, NC...
My bad, I mixed up stadiums 😅 will edit, feels weird cuz I actually was out in NC not too long ago
Thanks for being cool about it lol I hate correcting people but I couldn't let that slide as a Panthers fan 🤣
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15 beers I count
It just that the panthers were that bad last year. Everyone, even fans at home were pushing the limits of alcohol poisoning
Talk about goin hard in the paint...this MFer spent a small fortune...and so many trips to piss!
Green Bay fans collectively shake their heads. Amateur hour.