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DiegoG2004

Give me useful people then!


Satuurnnnnn

"Skill-based matchmaking"


Galgus

Oh, okay, we're giving up bottom Regi for free again. Whatever you say, team.


BlackLightning247

We're giving up rayquaza for free too? Nice.


RainDX99

We saving our ults for next game? I like your thinking team.


Critical-Net5854

We're also saving our 50 pts for the next game, so our next opponents won't expect us scoring 50 early


Opposite-Guitar-5162

We're choosing all attackers so we dont use up all of our supporter/defender use chances? Sounds good to me! :'D


Critical-Net5854

You're helping out our middle laner by taking out his farm, so that the enemy won't steal it? I like your strategy! XD


Cedardeer

Yeah sure you can turn in your 5 points to the goal that only needs 4 left. I mean, I have 30 but it doesn’t matter I guess. Why go so much more over??


megaQuasar

And if you do pick a defender pick a really shi**y one like goodra with no CC, dragon pulse so that you make sure the enemy team finds it easier to Walk past you to destroy your squishy backline.


NiceFriendlyShadow

Wow! you help me out by stealing my mid farm? (WHOLE TEAM STEALING) Thx team I appreciate it! (yeah no fuck off bro let me just got mid bro)


__SNAKER__

Both top lane and bot lane did that to me the one time I decided to pick a speedster instead of a defender xd


Critical-Net5854

You really have "helpful" teammates


Galgus

To be fair scoring late game without Ray or throw the game backcaps is situatuonal, especially for immobile 'mons.


Traditional_Trip8674

This is sooooo real....you know it takes longer to score and thus easy to get interrupted if you decide that having 5 aeos energy isn't enough to score with..... I hate it dude...I really do....score your points when we clear the goal.....don't run off to get more points first...


Pitiful_Drop2470

not that cinderace I played with yesterday! He stayed around bottom regi the entire match. Didn't leave once! so proud...


Galgus

It's stupid to give up bottom Regi for top, but a lot of teams are stupid. Giving up that team wide XP hurts me in the soul, but I'll follow my team top if they insist. Ofc sometimes they're just farming Baltoys or looking for the worst possible fights.


greatplayer5000

yeah


Vegetable-Sky1873

I swear the matchmaking is useless. I was doing my seasonal climb to masters yesterday, and the game put me into a match where my 4 teammates were all like level 20 with less than 100 matches played, and almost all of them haven't ever been higher than veteran except for 1 person. Meanwhile I check the enemy team and all of them had thousands of matches played, and have all been masters before multiple times. We got super rolled of course. Not a single chance of winning the game. We didn't even break one zone. How messed up does the algo have to be to put 4 people that have probably started playing the game like 1-2 weeks ago on MY team, and put 4 people who have likely been playing since launch on the ENEMY team. How is that even remotely fair???


DiegoG2004

It isn't. That's why it does it.


RiceKirby

"No thank you, I'm having fun losing all my matches!" Like yeah, that message only shows up after you lose, AKA the time you are most likely to be frustrated. It feels like a jab at you, not an attempt to encourage you.


Hilja-Serpent

this game feels very incapable of kindness or maybe the devs are just tone-deaf.


megaQuasar

The devs are trolls at this point, there is no other possible explanation otherwise.


NiceFriendlyShadow

literally they're fucking laughing rn.


Astalaga

My friend once got a message for suicide safety and he was assuming it because he went on voice and told his team how much they kept killing themselves and how he gives up. Lmfao.


Gyarados1025

I hate that, and it pisses me off more than shitty teammates


MythTrainerTom

This made me lol. Appreciate you, OP.


Lucas-mainssbu

I appreciate you too ❤️‍🩹


Pioxys

Still love the fact that this mostly show up when you don't win any matches. Not when you log in, or none of that. You have to take L's.


Excalitoria

I hate the passive aggressive red dots and their taunting 😂


Last-Calligrapher-62

This gets me almost as bad as the "Wow, you guys are REALLY fuckin it up" message when you're behind in a game. Like was that really necessary 😭


MonstarGaming

On that note... why the heck isn't a scoreboard visible throughout the game? No need for announcements if we can see the score all the time.


Galgus

Nothing like seeing this when you don't have time for another game.


Criticism_Altruistic

LMAOOO THIS GETS ME SO SALTY FR


sewercidaI

5 is still generous i suffered 12 losses in a row


Different-Possible20

Same, it happened to me once or twice. Been playing since release. It's so frustrating when you give all your best and feel like you're playing alone vs 5. And then lose 10+ games in a row as mvp. Time to turn off the switch.


NiceFriendlyShadow

yeah i had that it's just annoying as fuck rn


Yuryo

Being MVP usually means you just scored more than the others, which isn't a good sign usually 😅


Different-Possible20

Not always score but also kills. I know it's not always a good sign cause many times the mvp is a bad/selfish player anyways but yea, you get what i mean Also, scoring is important in order to win 😭 But everytime i have to be a full rounder. I have to atk, to defend and also to score 💀


Different-Possible20

Btw i hate it when i lose matches with 15+ kills and 100 points scored. That's what makes me angry/sad the most. I'd like to play all together as a team, not everyone by themselves


chubacca13

And for sure they won't surrender after a terrible match and lost Rayquaza. Now you have to waste a few more minutes.


L_F2

I dropped from 1572 to 1500. Why is it when you're about to reach 1600 suddenly the matchmaking gets worse, and you always get paired with shit players while the enemy plays like E sport team?


sewercidaI

THIS OMG.... like they do it on purpose i feel


NiceFriendlyShadow

relatable


thefrogbutt

seriously, this is THE most condescending message you could read, and it doesn't motivate me to win. it just makes me want to stop playing


Capital-Business5270

The title to this made me laugh.


PossessionWorldly673

Lmao


The_Afikoman

mood


moth_920

TYYY, i keep losing in ranked matches…like LEAVE ME ALONE


DelphinusV

It's even worse when I'm playing on break at work and I don't have time to 'try for my first win' again before the daily reset.


FreeLegendaries

I’d rather the message say “You poor bitch”


Pookie-Parks

This is the worse season ever. I don’t even think it’s the balance changes. The community refuses to learn how to play this game. Goodra and Pikachu picking jungle isn’t the Devs fault.


Lucas-mainssbu

Were you there February 2023


Pookie-Parks

Yes and the player base has gotten progressively worse


EdgyDarkAntihero

Worst? Not even close lol.


Aikobea

I love seeing this message after losing 5 ranked games because of backcappers 🥰


Draqolich

This feature is the most likely to have caused an actual death


FinalLucario

"You missed that one. Try another!"


Sensitive_Fly_5977

Imagine


McB4D4SS

I've always thought that was the MOST condescending shit imaginable 😤


belyzzer

Thats what I feel after getting a glasses Cinderace or a attack weight Goodra


Different-Possible20

I hate the matchmaking with all my heart. It's not fair. 😮‍💨


Paldubex

Fck you User Interface. Don't tell me what to do.


Rough_Midnight_8417

I seriously need some good team mates 😭 , everytime I play mfs choose 3 Speedsters or attackers , nobody wants to be a supporter or a defender. It's always 3 all rounders , 3 attackers or 3 Speedsters in the same team. They all be choosing the same area or path and mfs all stay low level till the end of the game. Nobody fkn cares about supporting each other, all they do is steal your kills or farm.


Lyncario

I've had a like 8 or 9 lose streak 2 days ago. This mission can be really, really rough some times.


Haruwolf

After losing most matches because dumb teammates, I accepts bots in match, thanks.


L_F2

Jokes on you i've been on a losing 10 streak


Teknomekanoid

LMAO my thoughts exactly


Corporal-Spiro

Honestly it makes me blood boil even more.


Security-Bot

Definitely the same line I'll say when I'm in a losing streak. Especially when keep meeting with a teammate that constantly vote for surrender, like WTF? Do you know how to play or not???


Anthony_on_patrol

What rank do you have to hit to start losing matches? Me and my cousins have gotten back on for shits and giggles the last few days and haven’t lost a single comp game 3 stacking and are in veteran 4-2


-Henderson

Masters is so much fun! Youve got no idea what's expecting you up ahead lol


NiceFriendlyShadow

i think master players are shitty noobs


NiceFriendlyShadow

Since they just keep fucking doing the worst thing ever dude like fuck that


Lucas-mainssbu

Im masters 1500 lol


NiceFriendlyShadow

nice btw


Comfortable_Hour5723

SAME, that message is soooooo triggering! Like "my bad, I asked Cinderace to do 12k damage, Ill tell him to try next time"


TongueTiedTyrant

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greatplayer5000

Somehow, I manage to go 0-2 of the day 😭😭😭


Easy_Salad_2029

yeah SHUT THE HELL UP POKEMON UNITE


ericwiehe

LOL, game thinks it’s funny


Komasan_Fan12

Thanks for reminding me of my failure, mr pay to win game. It’s not my fault that all of my teammates are either doing nothing to help me or every single one of them is on the opposite path, leaving me to defend a goal zone against two, maybe three enemy players. On a related note, I hate leafeon


Rinnegan729

My thoughts exactly


Cult_of_the_Raven

Nothing like seeing this message after a game where: Your lane partner leaves the lane after one (his) death cause he went full brrr against 2 with lvl 1 charmander Your jungler doesnt give a single flying f-ck about your lane, farming with full balls You lost both front bases and your whole team farming in jungle instead of defing Is that one player who rage spams "Thank you" pings whole game cause its the only thing he learnt so far 2 players decides its a good idea push balls in second line base when its 2:07 time and whole enemy team is alive instead of rushing to Ray


KingBlingRules

Another one, when it's 5:00 minutes and the announcer says "Don't Give Up" Me: Immediately puts in the Surrender.


Yooreek-huh21

lol 


R4p3Z0mbi

Skill issue, stop crying baby


No-Damage-1402

You are still probably fighting bots lol


NiceFriendlyShadow

LOL


notjakenotjake

Eeveelution player 😱😱😱😱


Lucas-mainssbu

I pissed on your mom


Dabbslovescock

Let’s play :)


R4p3Z0mbi

🔴 Let's try for a first win of the day.


NiceFriendlyShadow

You can shut up, thx


NiceFriendlyShadow

U prob use some OP mons so u have skill issue too