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No, but Trump didn't know the difference: [https://archive.vanityfair.com/article/share/e515a2cd-a51b-4f83-8d61-6ebb9a104e0a](https://archive.vanityfair.com/article/share/e515a2cd-a51b-4f83-8d61-6ebb9a104e0a)
"Actually, it was my friend Marty Davis from Paramount who gave me a copy of *Mein Kampf,* and he's a Jew." ("I did give him a book about Hitler," Marty Davis said. "But it was *My New Order,* Hitler's speeches, not *Mein Kampf.* I thought he would find it interesting. I am his friend, but I'm not Jewish.")
Later, Trump returned to this subject. *"If* I had these speeches, and I am not saying that I do, I would never read them."
No need for shelves. You just need a bunch of file boxes. Just stash the stuff anywhere. Even the bathroom.
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I’m imagining something similar to this
From what I can tell he never read it, just a book of quotes from Mein Kampf and other Hitler speeches that he kept by his bed. Mein Kampf itself would probably be too challenging.
So many respectable choices. Marcus Aurelius, Sun Tzu, Caesar, Benjamin Franklin, Machiavelli. Maybe even Marx, at least he was an economist.
He went with Hitler.
How about the charging documents for the 34 Felonies, the civil trial judgement against him in the sexual abuse case? I think we’re going to need a bigger bookcase.
None of the usual stuff.
Everything that occcurred during his tenure in a cold-case locker over at DOJ and assign guys to go over that shit with a fine tooth-comb , assign a forensic team to interview the various members of the administration and note the various crimes committed.
* His "signed" copy of Mein Kampf , since nobody in the Trump Family had an ounce of initiative, who was going to fly down to Argentina to get Der Furher's signature, So his copy - (which we'll note was signed by his father 70 years ago) on the down-low, as the first edition cliff-notes , abridged (children's pop-up edition). .
* List all the fucking indictments - then all the fucking list of all his lies.
* A big ass memorial with the names of everyone who died from Covid Related Symptoms.
* A big ass memorial to all the intelligence officers agents and otherwise helpful people executed in the line of duty on account of his disclosure to Vladimir Putin , putting their lives on the line for a better world and getting betrayed by "the Donald".
* A list of everyone of his former lawyers with the balance due when negotiations were terminated.
* His last meal (most likely a hamburger) under glass
And hopefully
* A list of his cellies
* And in the background on a permanent loop
* Pictures of the cell in which he died with the autopsy report
Softly in the background on a loop is [Chumbawumba](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFifefOrX7s).
Fill it with copies of Art of the Deal, just like he did with the with the bookshelves in the Oval Office. May as well keep it true to character, just like Al Bundy reminding everybody of that time he scored the winning touchdown in high school.
Probably slip in a few of copies of Mein Kempf, too, since it's the only book he's actually read.
Firstly, Trump's favourite book ever...
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Secondly, I'd grab the bookshelf by the pussy.
A bunch of nesting dolls, but each one is just full of dog shit. Then on the bottom it shows the breed of the dog it came from and small text that reads: "Fun fact: trump did not like dogs, and his last name was originally Drumpf"
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that book of Donald Trump’s healthcare plan that Kayleigh McEnany gave to Lesley Stahl, and when she opened it, the page was blank.
[https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewsolender/2020/10/21/trump-presented-cbs-with-book-on-his-health-care-record--opened-to-a-blank-page/](https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewsolender/2020/10/21/trump-presented-cbs-with-book-on-his-health-care-record--opened-to-a-blank-page/)
Probably the greatest books ever. The most bigly books you ever seen. Red ones. Green ones. Some with pictures and some with no pictures. Only words. Lots of words. Like, the wordiest books you could ever read.
There will be books about sharks and books about electric boats. You wouldn't understand them but I would, because, my relationship with M.I.T., so we'll have books about boats and sharks.
Eric likes books with numbered dots, that you connect if you can count the numbers in order and they make a picture, so we'll have a few of those. And Don Jr. likes Steven Segal films, so we'll have "Under Siege" and "Glimmer Man" on DVD. Great movies. Probably the greatest.
The whole top shelf will be nothing but bybles. My byble. So many bybles. Like 8 or 9 bybles. Nobody is more religious than I am. Nobody has more bybles. Maybe the Pope but probably not.
There's so many books I could name. The Byble. Shakespeare. Great books! Books about walls. So many. I would have all of the books. It would be the best bookshelves you ever seen. I would keep all of my books on it.
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Stacks of those McDonald's Coupon Booklets
I would throw it away as it is not made of gold. On the second thought, if you turn it around, it just might do as some sort of support for the full-height portrait of his.
I'd just print out, chronologically, every lie he told from 2016 on, while seeking presidency, or in office. And, once that one's full I'd fill the next nine, or so.
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A sign that says \ "All of the books Donald Trump has ever read." And nothing else.
You're missing My New Order. One of his wives said he kept it close, like how a Christian might keep a Bible by their bedside.
You mean My Struggle, right?
No, but Trump didn't know the difference: [https://archive.vanityfair.com/article/share/e515a2cd-a51b-4f83-8d61-6ebb9a104e0a](https://archive.vanityfair.com/article/share/e515a2cd-a51b-4f83-8d61-6ebb9a104e0a) "Actually, it was my friend Marty Davis from Paramount who gave me a copy of *Mein Kampf,* and he's a Jew." ("I did give him a book about Hitler," Marty Davis said. "But it was *My New Order,* Hitler's speeches, not *Mein Kampf.* I thought he would find it interesting. I am his friend, but I'm not Jewish.") Later, Trump returned to this subject. *"If* I had these speeches, and I am not saying that I do, I would never read them."
Thanks for that, I didn’t realize he *actually* had a copy.
Who's that guy on the front? The face looks familiar
Just a sign huh😂
What about a giant diarrhea shit? You forgot that
A stack of porn mags plus all of Melanias nude shots and Stormy Daniels collected works 😁
No need for shelves. You just need a bunch of file boxes. Just stash the stuff anywhere. Even the bathroom. https://preview.redd.it/2cx2debt1n8d1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17b8d8cd377199c50d5f6205fa56b5ad46dc342f
https://preview.redd.it/v35t27l8jo8d1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=453701a37a1f107e01e6c4537d03a58836fec22e I’m imagining something similar to this
Make sure you hire a judge on the case to tell them not to accost you for doing this.
The stolen secret government documents.
Looks like that's my Halloween costume this year.. When someone asks what I am, I'm just going to hand out Top Secret envelopes.
The complete filmography of Stormy Daniels.
And an upside down Bible
And an atlas, annotated in Sharpie.
😆 With Greenland renamed Trumpland and Puerto Rico scribbled out entirely.
Presidenting for dummies
I like this one.
That sounds a bit too advanced. They should start reading for dummies, or maybe ABC for dummies.
Gasoline.
Fill it with Diet Coke.
Goya beans
Mein Kampf
From what I can tell he never read it, just a book of quotes from Mein Kampf and other Hitler speeches that he kept by his bed. Mein Kampf itself would probably be too challenging.
So many respectable choices. Marcus Aurelius, Sun Tzu, Caesar, Benjamin Franklin, Machiavelli. Maybe even Marx, at least he was an economist. He went with Hitler.
My “shtruggle” wah
Ketchup
An upside down borrowed Bible.
I suppose you mean "borrowed".
How about the charging documents for the 34 Felonies, the civil trial judgement against him in the sexual abuse case? I think we’re going to need a bigger bookcase.
Fill it with the numerous tell-all books subsequently written by those who have ever worked with him.
Covid-19
Magicians guide to disappearing by magic.
Whose Boat Is This?
Lolita
None of the usual stuff. Everything that occcurred during his tenure in a cold-case locker over at DOJ and assign guys to go over that shit with a fine tooth-comb , assign a forensic team to interview the various members of the administration and note the various crimes committed. * His "signed" copy of Mein Kampf , since nobody in the Trump Family had an ounce of initiative, who was going to fly down to Argentina to get Der Furher's signature, So his copy - (which we'll note was signed by his father 70 years ago) on the down-low, as the first edition cliff-notes , abridged (children's pop-up edition). . * List all the fucking indictments - then all the fucking list of all his lies. * A big ass memorial with the names of everyone who died from Covid Related Symptoms. * A big ass memorial to all the intelligence officers agents and otherwise helpful people executed in the line of duty on account of his disclosure to Vladimir Putin , putting their lives on the line for a better world and getting betrayed by "the Donald". * A list of everyone of his former lawyers with the balance due when negotiations were terminated. * His last meal (most likely a hamburger) under glass And hopefully * A list of his cellies * And in the background on a permanent loop * Pictures of the cell in which he died with the autopsy report Softly in the background on a loop is [Chumbawumba](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFifefOrX7s).
Prison for Dummies
A single copy of "Everybody Poops".
Beavis and Butthead's Great Adventure. Colouring by Numbers Volume 1. Windmill in the Willows.
Every book for Dummies possible
You Are Not So Smart by David McRaney, but let's not kid ourselves, he's not going to read anything.
Written copies of all his indictments and trial transcripts.
Fire.
“Where’s Waldo” books
A “for sale“ sign.
A copy of Obama’s birth certificate, the 1619 project, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them…
How the Grinch stole Christmas
Manure.
Depends
Mein Kampf, some vintage Playboys, and a selection of coloring books.
Hamberders
Covfefe
I think it’s already finished….
Every book he's ever read goes on the top shelf. No idea what to do with the rest of it.
Or the rest of the top shelf.
The indictments
Fill it with copies of Art of the Deal, just like he did with the with the bookshelves in the Oval Office. May as well keep it true to character, just like Al Bundy reminding everybody of that time he scored the winning touchdown in high school. Probably slip in a few of copies of Mein Kempf, too, since it's the only book he's actually read.
Fill it with rolls of toilet paper so there will be something of use there.
Translucent single ply, even.
A sign that says “Free” and put it on the curb.
McDonald’s menus
“Everybody Poops”
That's 5 shelves too many.
Firstly, Trump's favourite book ever... https://preview.redd.it/hcms74b9kn8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97e85bf9ecde8b2dae8b0437786c1a60b77c034c Secondly, I'd grab the bookshelf by the pussy.
Mein Kampf
All of his court documents.
My pet goat
"1900 or The Last President", "Barron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey."
Discovery from his January 6th trial, if justice for his attempted coup ever takes place.
Cocomelon paint by numbers
Just 1000 copies of the totally real 2009 Time Magazine with Trump on the cover.
theres always the issue featuring the 2006 person of the year. you know he thinks its about him.
Mad Magazines
pretty sure the fold ins will be enough.
Court transcripts of all his guilty verdicts.
[The President and the Big Boy Truck](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/vroom-vroom)
“The night when daddy goes to jail” children’s book
Tits.
THE BEES
Pee pee tape
Mad magazine.
A bunch of nesting dolls, but each one is just full of dog shit. Then on the bottom it shows the breed of the dog it came from and small text that reads: "Fun fact: trump did not like dogs, and his last name was originally Drumpf"
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that book of Donald Trump’s healthcare plan that Kayleigh McEnany gave to Lesley Stahl, and when she opened it, the page was blank. [https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewsolender/2020/10/21/trump-presented-cbs-with-book-on-his-health-care-record--opened-to-a-blank-page/](https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewsolender/2020/10/21/trump-presented-cbs-with-book-on-his-health-care-record--opened-to-a-blank-page/)
Probably the greatest books ever. The most bigly books you ever seen. Red ones. Green ones. Some with pictures and some with no pictures. Only words. Lots of words. Like, the wordiest books you could ever read. There will be books about sharks and books about electric boats. You wouldn't understand them but I would, because, my relationship with M.I.T., so we'll have books about boats and sharks. Eric likes books with numbered dots, that you connect if you can count the numbers in order and they make a picture, so we'll have a few of those. And Don Jr. likes Steven Segal films, so we'll have "Under Siege" and "Glimmer Man" on DVD. Great movies. Probably the greatest. The whole top shelf will be nothing but bybles. My byble. So many bybles. Like 8 or 9 bybles. Nobody is more religious than I am. Nobody has more bybles. Maybe the Pope but probably not. There's so many books I could name. The Byble. Shakespeare. Great books! Books about walls. So many. I would have all of the books. It would be the best bookshelves you ever seen. I would keep all of my books on it.
A banker's box on top, and a dirty diaper on the second shelf.
Mein Kampf for dummies
Does it have to be a book? I have a wild assortment of non-book ideas.
A pile of McDonald wrappers, a yuuuuge bigly pile
Light it on fire
Dried up feces
https://preview.redd.it/gfdhoyq5ln8d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a51b7a8b0c35fb662b56035e0f7a4d0f2e31b45b Stacks of those McDonald's Coupon Booklets
I would throw it away as it is not made of gold. On the second thought, if you turn it around, it just might do as some sort of support for the full-height portrait of his.
**Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler** https://youtu.be/aKwHjun8oog?feature=shared
Hamberders
McDonald menu
Toilet paper.
Looks like you've already filled it with information on all the important accomplishments of his presidency.
I mean clearly the Bible he produced.
Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler. Maybe Juggs. Whatever was popular back in the 90s when there was still a chance he could still read a little.
A copy of “Don Quixote”
💩💩💩💩💩💩
"How to Make Enemies and Irritate People"
[Wren & Martin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wren_%26_Martin)
All the NDA's he's ever had.
*How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying* for Dummies
classified documents that we could sell to foreign adversaries for profit. /s
Today's junk mail.
A turd, spray painted gold.
Nothing. His followers don’t read books!
Two Garfield books and the novelization of the movie Caddyshack.
fast food menus and that diet coke button
Democracy for dummies.
Confessions of a sociopath. Sociopath : the ultimate guide to sociopathy, psychopathy, and narcissism.
A hot steamy turd
Hustler Magazine rack
Everybody poops
Hamberder wrappers? Classified papers used to wrap said hamberders? A greasy copy of Mein Kampf?
A Mickey mouse video cassette
I'd just print out, chronologically, every lie he told from 2016 on, while seeking presidency, or in office. And, once that one's full I'd fill the next nine, or so.
The complete idiots guide to being president
All his tweets, printed, in binders, sorted by date.
Lolita, apparently
https://preview.redd.it/tq9s2e0yoo8d1.jpeg?width=561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68600859ae0114e19f9fa97bf4031228da4ebba8
Epstein flight logs.
“The art of the deal” by Donald Trump, on all shelves.
A torch. I wouldn't give this guy a presidential porta-potty, let alone a library.
Id put trump university library on top and thats it
The smaller bookshelf that holds only racist pamphlets
Billy 80 assembly sheet from IKEA
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Dating Your Daughter for Dummies
A single porn mag.. With stormy Daniels in it
The instructions on how to put the shelves together. With Mr. Men graphics.
Dreams from My Father The Turner Diaries
How to be a dictator for dummies
National inquirer
Blooper reels with Bob Saget back from the dead to do the narration.
After watching the new Hitler mini series… mein kampffff