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LBJ: Shut up and help me find the focus on this thing.
Aide: sir you are too close you have to back up.
LBJ: we are going to need another set of hands unless this has wide angle.
Them talking on twitter would make Drake-Kendrick look like a tea party lol
Edit: I know Jefferson was not this type of guy but just imagine the PACKWATCH RIP BOZO tweet after Hamilton gets shot
“LMAOOOO fucking dumbass Hamilton got popped by Burr. Skill issue, can’t lie”
*later*
“Ay like I’m sorry for his family and all but like he died a loser” *Packwatch gif attached*
*a bit later*
“Bro all these Federalist fanboys in the replies and DMs still after me like bro hop off his meat he’s six feet under”
As far as a political tool?
LBJ or FDR most likely, I’m thinking of something like a contemporary fireside chat type of thing, although I think both of them had the political caution to not get too crazy with it and leave it in the hands of their staff.
As far as a personal means of going goblin mode?
Jackson, unquestionably. Maybe a drunken rant from Grant on occasion. Imagine Jefferson and Adams having twitter accounts lol.
I imagine it would be the kind of social media image that people think Vladimir Putin had in the early 2010s but he actually was riding horses and punching bears
Jackson would get banned after like two weeks lmao (or however long it takes him to find Calhoun and Clay's accounts)
One that hasn't been mentioned yet is William Henry Harrison, given how much of his campaign against MVB relied on slogans.
kennedy would most likely be the biggest inspo quote account, as well as bible quotes i think. maybe a selfie or two every once in a while
https://preview.redd.it/nya6w8fpjn6d1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7eecf75e00cf89f9477499678671cd79020a157
No I think he would have been pretty good. He had a better wit than presidents before him, at least in my lifetime. Carter witless, Ford likewise, Nixon come on really, LBJ no, JFK now he is different. He had a rather sophisticated wit. He would have been quite good as well, if given a free hand.
Ill grant you he was charismatic, I could see the odd funny exchange if "missed me" is any indication. But I still don't think its that interesting or surprising s scenario
I’m surprised nobody mentioned Lincoln and his Wide Awakes initiatives. One of the reasons Lincoln dominated that election despite literally not being on the ballot in half the country was because he was our first president to really focus on energizing the socially progressive youth vote.
Take that set of skills and apply it to tools like social media, his opponents would have had even less of a chance.
Teddy would’ve flat out told a bitch talking shit about him to show up on the White House lawn to duke it out and if dude didn’t he’d have spent the next three weeks calling him a pussy.
Bully! Howard Taft is a delinquent who gets stuck in bathtubs. The corrupt GOP delegates took the primary from me, and now they will be very sorry. The BULL MOOSE will win big this November.
Lincoln would be dad jokes, corny memes, and biting political satire
TR would be nature photos and dead animals and manly quotes
Andrew Jackson would be challenges to duels
Madison wouldn't bother because he would need 19 tweets to get his point across
Nixon would be throwing it right back at his enemies
JFK and Harding would be retweeting SO many e-thots and ONlyfans on his burner phone
Nixon in his tough anticommunist / McCarthyist phase, before he became President. He would declare every one of his political enemies a traitorous communist. Not through inventive jokes or put-downs, just sheer hate and vitriol, constantly.
JFK would be peerless in Instagram, though...
Truman is a fucking pussy, here's what we do. We nuke the border between China and Korea. I'm talking light that shit like a matchstick. If they have a problem, they can stick it up their asses while we default dance on the commies in the north. And if Truman doesnt like it, he can go cry with the red bastards
Idk but if Lincoln had Twitter he shouldn’t tweet “on my way to Fords theater to see Our American Cousin with Mary Todd and friends. Ya boy’s got the best seats!”
Andrew Jackson would be a hoot.
Truman would get into a flame war with anyone who talked smack about his daughter's singing.
Kennedy's account would be the funniest.
Jefferson's would have the longest tweets.
Jackson - Would be challenging everyone, even incels, to duels.
Lincoln - So he can perfect his speeches
FDR - So he can win more than 4 terms
JFK - He would be pursuing all the women
LBJ - Nuff said...
Reagan - Would do the same as FDR but for conservatism
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Nixon would get so mad over the community notes.
Ford too after the "there is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe" comments
Ford's bio would say "I'm Gerald Ford, and you're not."
I'm Gerry, I like movies!
But there was...?
Reference to a famous gaff of his, recommend you look it up.
Oh, I wonder if that was a gaff or he was just sharing his classified knowledge of public opinion in Eastern Europe without realising it
Nixon would fall for rage bait on a daily basis
I have 10.1 million enemies, uh, followers. How do I erase this (unintelligible) (expletive deleted)
LBJ: "Wait, you can send pictures on this thing? One moment..." Aide: "MR. PRESIDENT, NO!"
LBJ:"JUMBO YES"
He then DMs the Jumbo pic to Senator Dirksen and tells him this is what you get if you don’t pass the Civil Rights Act
That’s just gonna motivate him to vote against it!
Sounds like u underestimate the power of Jumbo threats
LBJ: Shut up and help me find the focus on this thing. Aide: sir you are too close you have to back up. LBJ: we are going to need another set of hands unless this has wide angle.
Unfortunate
He's absolutely posting Hog on main
That was good!
Honestly surprised we haven't gotten any presidential dong pics since smartphones took off.
😂 😂 😂
JUMBO
What's the over/under on how many burner accounts Jefferson and Hamilton would have?
The flame wars would be wild. Those two would be sending so much false shit at each other
Them talking on twitter would make Drake-Kendrick look like a tea party lol Edit: I know Jefferson was not this type of guy but just imagine the PACKWATCH RIP BOZO tweet after Hamilton gets shot
“LMAOOOO fucking dumbass Hamilton got popped by Burr. Skill issue, can’t lie” *later* “Ay like I’m sorry for his family and all but like he died a loser” *Packwatch gif attached* *a bit later* “Bro all these Federalist fanboys in the replies and DMs still after me like bro hop off his meat he’s six feet under”
# ANTIfederalist
This made my day lol
They both did love a good pseudonym
4 each
Imagine them doing diss tracks too
You could make a Broadway musical out of their diss tracks… oh wait.
@therealpublius
what is a burner account
An account that isn’t your official one usually used to troll.
oh lmao
you have a : in your flair
This is such a good comment lol
Calvin Coolidge would have a lot of likes and reposts. :)
It would just be pictures of his pets.
I'd've loved to see him send them
As far as a political tool? LBJ or FDR most likely, I’m thinking of something like a contemporary fireside chat type of thing, although I think both of them had the political caution to not get too crazy with it and leave it in the hands of their staff. As far as a personal means of going goblin mode? Jackson, unquestionably. Maybe a drunken rant from Grant on occasion. Imagine Jefferson and Adams having twitter accounts lol.
The Hamilton/Jefferson arguments would be legendary.
I feel like there would be a lot of Grant ranting about the proper ways to wage war and then pictures of his family doing stuff.
A contemporary fireside chat I think would be more like the president livesteaming. Ngl, I would,
Harry Truman. Dude was such a hater and would fit perfectly into Twitter culture lmao.
Truman vs MacArthur diss tracks.
LBJ would be a friggin’ master at it. Truman too, for that matter. Both knew how to call a spade a spade (or more colorful words when applicable).
His colorful southern vocabulary woulda been something else.
LBJ would give Jumbo his own, personal Twitter account
I would pay to see that list of follows that Jumbo has.
I would like to see their profile picture https://i.redd.it/n4n1g0to0m6d1.gif
Somehow: His OnlyFans would be popular
Then he would be caught Anthony Weiner style.
Teddy Roosevelt’s Twitter account would be epic.
I imagine it would be the kind of social media image that people think Vladimir Putin had in the early 2010s but he actually was riding horses and punching bears
I think you mean the opposite, riding bears and punching horses!
Teddy would be doing both obviously
"AT THE TOP OF MT. KILAMANJARO ... COULDNT KILL THIS MAN, JARO!" [selfie at the peak of mountain]
Complete with duck lips and a peace sign
Kennedy: "You up?"
Bro would have been firing on all cylinders in the DMs
Kennedy would have made Anthony Weiner look bland
"i am..er-uh ovah heya strokin' my-"
Jackson would get banned after like two weeks lmao (or however long it takes him to find Calhoun and Clay's accounts) One that hasn't been mentioned yet is William Henry Harrison, given how much of his campaign against MVB relied on slogans.
KEEP THE BALL ROLLING
The answer is Andrew Jackson full stop.
Seeing as Garfield spent a third of his presidency on his deathbed, I imagine he’d have plenty of time on his hands to shoot off tweets.
My wife: “Honey, why does our credit card statement have a charge for ‘OnlyFans Jumbo’?”
Happy cake day
Thanks!!
I imagine LBJs would just be pictures of jumbo, and somehow nobody would really mind
Jefferson-Adams twitter feud would be wild
Andi Jax would be wild and wildly popular. I don't even want him as president, I just want him to have a soapbox
So I know you’re asking about Presidents and Ben Franklin was never president but seriously….Ben Franklin twitter would be 🔥
Ben Franklin would have invented some sort of social media.
kennedy would most likely be the biggest inspo quote account, as well as bible quotes i think. maybe a selfie or two every once in a while https://preview.redd.it/nya6w8fpjn6d1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7eecf75e00cf89f9477499678671cd79020a157
Reagan would have been all over it.
His would just be the conservative equivalent of any celebs twitter today. Honestly probably one of the most boring
No I think he would have been pretty good. He had a better wit than presidents before him, at least in my lifetime. Carter witless, Ford likewise, Nixon come on really, LBJ no, JFK now he is different. He had a rather sophisticated wit. He would have been quite good as well, if given a free hand.
Ill grant you he was charismatic, I could see the odd funny exchange if "missed me" is any indication. But I still don't think its that interesting or surprising s scenario
One of the best ever would have been Franklin D. Roosevelt. Brilliant communicator.
Too bad likes are private, since I imagine Jefferson would be liking some top tier "kino."
Andrew Jackson. Populists are great at riling up the crazies online
He'd post a picture of hinself holding a pistol captioned: "Bout to smoke a fool"
I’m surprised nobody mentioned Lincoln and his Wide Awakes initiatives. One of the reasons Lincoln dominated that election despite literally not being on the ballot in half the country was because he was our first president to really focus on energizing the socially progressive youth vote. Take that set of skills and apply it to tools like social media, his opponents would have had even less of a chance.
Teddy would’ve flat out told a bitch talking shit about him to show up on the White House lawn to duke it out and if dude didn’t he’d have spent the next three weeks calling him a pussy.
FDR: Fireside Tweets
Bully! Howard Taft is a delinquent who gets stuck in bathtubs. The corrupt GOP delegates took the primary from me, and now they will be very sorry. The BULL MOOSE will win big this November.
Would love to see FDR's fireside tweets.
Lincoln would be dad jokes, corny memes, and biting political satire TR would be nature photos and dead animals and manly quotes Andrew Jackson would be challenges to duels Madison wouldn't bother because he would need 19 tweets to get his point across Nixon would be throwing it right back at his enemies JFK and Harding would be retweeting SO many e-thots and ONlyfans on his burner phone
Nixon in his tough anticommunist / McCarthyist phase, before he became President. He would declare every one of his political enemies a traitorous communist. Not through inventive jokes or put-downs, just sheer hate and vitriol, constantly. JFK would be peerless in Instagram, though...
The whole Kennedy family would have a social media team.
Johnson would show off Jumbo on Twitter. Jackson would use Twitter to pick fights with other world leaders.
Jackson would have a noose making class on line every so often. Just to say sharp!
Fireside tweets…
John Adams would have epic flame wars with just about everyone.
Grant: “kkkan’t handle the heat? GTFO ghost bois”
Truman vs. MacArthur Twitter feud would be legendary
Truman is a fucking pussy, here's what we do. We nuke the border between China and Korea. I'm talking light that shit like a matchstick. If they have a problem, they can stick it up their asses while we default dance on the commies in the north. And if Truman doesnt like it, he can go cry with the red bastards
I heard Martin Van Buren liked to stir it up
What would he do when "Martin Van Ruin" trends during the economic panic
Tweet, “Martin Van Rocks”! He could lean into those dreamy looks and that killer bod. You gotta use what you got!
I don't think MVB would survive in an age with digital evidence of his thick Dutch accent
Teddy! He was a hell of a writer, and I could see him seeing the power of Twitter as a pulpit.
Andrew Jackson would turn into Alex Jones.
Johnson would just post his dick and swear. With the occasional federal holiday notification thrown in.
He would insult people too…
I would’ve loved to hear Jefferson and Adams’s slings at each other on Twitter 😂😂
Lincoln. So many good soundbites. In his age telegraphs had similar rules to modern tweets and he made the most of them.
Jimmy Carter. Warm, pleasant cheerful daily posts
I want Billy Carter instead.
Idk but if Lincoln had Twitter he shouldn’t tweet “on my way to Fords theater to see Our American Cousin with Mary Todd and friends. Ya boy’s got the best seats!”
Jfk or teddy
Adams vs Jefferson would be fun to watch
The guy who literally coined the term “bully pulpit”
Imagine FDR fireside chats on twitter 🤣
Jackson would have made a lot of death threats. No joke
Jefferson with all of his new inventions. He could’ve advertised on Twitter and then sold them on Amazon Virginia.
Calvin Coolidge finally finds a way to express himself.
His profile would have one post. It would say just “Hello.”
Kennedy obviously. To keep up with his women.
tbh it would probs be FDR because of the fireside chats
Abraham Lincoln
JFK, Carter
FDR no doubt. The guy was doing radio broadcasts to talk to everyone.
Teddy Roosevelt, 100%
TR would be all over insta
Nixon and LBJ . I would pay good money to read them
Lincoln it would just be wrestling videos
Andrew Jackson for sure
LBJ and his Jumbo
I was planning to say Kennedy, then someone made an LBJ joke, now I'm not sure
LBJ!
Bro be sending nsfw Pics of jumbo 💀
The moment he realizes he can send pics is the moment it’s over
Kennedy!
TR and LBJ
Technically excluded from the discussion, but Clinton would be awful at Twitter. Way too verbose and wonkish.
Yeah I excluded him because he does have a twitter now lol but nobody really cares
Teddy
Given Truman’s statement about Eisenhower probably Truman
Gotta be teddy Roosevelt and Taft they had unbelievable beef didn’t they?
LBJ would have totally pulled a “Favre” or two
Lincoln for funny jokes!
LBJ might have a shorter career if you starts using it while drunk
Calvin Coolidge
Johnson would 100% leak his own Johnson
Nancy
Johnson without a doubt
LBJ All the way!
Andrew Jackson would be a hoot. Truman would get into a flame war with anyone who talked smack about his daughter's singing. Kennedy's account would be the funniest. Jefferson's would have the longest tweets.
I know he’s not a president, but Alexander Hamilton for sure could do some damage.
The man wrote like 800 federalist papers and wrote all kinds of letters to people… I can’t imagine what he would do with social media
Grover Cleveland would be like, yay I won, awe I lost, yay I won. For a nice 12 year span.
Can you imagine the flame wars between Adams and Jefferson?
LBJ and the size of his Johnson
Jackson - Would be challenging everyone, even incels, to duels. Lincoln - So he can perfect his speeches FDR - So he can win more than 4 terms JFK - He would be pursuing all the women LBJ - Nuff said... Reagan - Would do the same as FDR but for conservatism
LBJ would’ve been the premiere shitposter of his or any generation. His burner acct would’ve been sponsored by Fresca.
TR would have used it well.
Leaked videos of Mrs Regan and her famous skills
On the Frank Sinatra account.