I got really peeved at a thumbs down once.
I was commenting on an existing issue, and eventually figured out how to fix it, and shared it in the issue.
Later on, someone came across the same issue and they weren't understanding my fix for it (setting the cookie for future http calls), and put a thumbs down on my comment.
Like, I'm helping you for free and could've ignored, a thumbs down just felt rude. Me being the idiot that I am continued to help them out. They still didn't figure it out for a different http library, so they created a new issue for what was user error, and I gave up on them after that.
I wish there was a setting to disable these reactions. I close an issue with link to the docs and 100 thumbs down, then somebody posts exact code from the docs and people react with thumbs up. I just stopped looking at issues entirely.
Yeah, didn't Julia cheat with that eye specialist named JSON with his giant Python who helped her C# and went off in a Rusty boat to live with him in Java on his Llama farm? F* her! We'll C how this turns out... Hopefully she'll turn out homeless collecting and selling Shells for a living! Man, how I love to Bash her after what she did to you... Hope you'll be able to Assemble the pieces she left of your heart soon.
Yeah. I looked it up, here's the README:
> VMProtect project
> -----------------
>
> Building
>
> POSIX:
> $ ./build.sh
>
> Windows:
> > build.bat
>
There is neither a build.sh nor a build.bat in the entire project. BLACKHATHACKER0803 was right
Then again there's makefiles at the top level. So you just enter some cycle of `make -f lib_common.mak all`, google the link error, install that blarg-dev and goto back to 1. Guess being an admin/maintainer/having written some games in weird SDL libs/compiled kernel modules and such and dealing with this kinda shit makes me crazy hackerman.
Could we however not brigade that repo with useless crap? The issues are already becoming a pain.
In the past I used to stumble across projects that just couldn't be compiled in this timeline. No matter what's you build system, OS, compiler, you will never be able to compile the code, ever. I think that a lot of code is just some random snippets or people pretending that they can open source, nobody really tried to compile the code.
I once had to compile a thing called pgplot. The big problem was telling it you were going to use fortran77 but then changing the makefile to force it to use gfortran. It took me way longer than I want to admit to figure that out and move on with my project.
I had a coworker back in the day like this lol took the cert test and talked shit all the time, let’s say his most expert skill was administration of a shitty exchange server
[Here is a link to the original post on r/github](https://old.reddit.com/r/github/comments/1at9br4/i_am_new_to_github_and_i_have_lots_to_say/)
TL;DR >!Man gets angry he has to run a few terminal commands to use a python script from github.!<
Yeah, this is basically my nephew. The other part of it is he's constantly getting banned from shit and he's proud of it. Roblox, fortnite, discord, etc. He's banned from them all for trying to "do hacks on his friends"
lol. That probably won't work. He's extremely paranoid - won't use google products on his phone, has to do everything via tor (or some new version of onion routing I never heard of), won't connect to my in-laws wifi ... etc. It's sus how paranoid he is.
As someone who got into computers pretty young and eventually got in trouble in hs for getting around their restrictions to do what I wanted on a school PC, this gave me a pretty good chuckle lol
why would you be paranoid to use tor? Tor is a great service for hiding your identity from the ISP and government. While yes it can be used for illegal things, its also used by places like China to avoid the great firewall and use simple things like Google and Facebook.
And i see nothing wrong with avoiding google. We already know they read our emails and any cloud stored documents or photos, but more importantly their search is trash now.
That github repo is kinda a mess tbh its not a particularly stupid question.
[README.md](http://README.md) saes run "build.bat" or "build.sh" neither of those files exist in the repo.
Guys user name is totally cringe though
I have so many questions:
* How does this have 1.6k stars?
* How does this have 1.1k forks?
* How is this at version 3.5.1 while only having one commit?
* WTF does this even do?
Is this just bots being bots but on Github?
Edit: Looks like it might be leaked source code from https://vmpsoft.com/ which is... game DRM?
So that's why the version number is baked into the repository name. The repo creator probably did not want to do anything with the leaked code except publish it.
VMProtect is basically denuvo for apps back then - even nowadays games are protected with denuvo + vmprotect (like two times obfuscation/encryption is better than once they believe)
It is/was used to protect your app against cracks/serial keygen etc.
I have used it in the past against script kiddies, you need an advanced level for RE to unobfuscate a VMprotected executable with IDA or Gidra
I could learn a thing or two from this readme. I bet they have no issues with users downloading the repo as a .zip instead of using the releases section.
- One commit called "first commit", yet project is very large
- Essentially no documentation
- No collaborators, nothing actually happening in issues or PRs
Yup, looks exactly like BS forks that new grads slap on their resume, as we if dont know enough git to see what you did
- 1.6k stars, 1.1k forks
Excuse me
You are suggesting these .mak files might be useful somehow. What purpose could they serve? Do they do the hacking? Just give my build.sh 😡 you smelly nerd.
Oh man, unrelated, but you just reminded me of my original minecraft username, Earthstone. I thought it was such a cool name for a minecraft character that mines and builds. Still do tbh lol let my little brother use it when I went to college and years later asked about it and he had lost it from some password update verification bungle on his part.
Ngl Earthstone goes kinda hard. It was actually the migration that let me steal that kids account (don't get me wrong, I feel bad about it nowadays) but you could completely unbind an account from the original email address and from their perspective they didn't even have an account to recover anymore. Shame you lost your account.
Lol they deleted their comment.
In case anybody was wondering what it said though - "Because traditionally titles are supposed to have each word capitalized." - https://i.imgur.com/EKpnqNj.png
~~The funniest part is that you can't due to missing sources. This is part of the VMP leak and it's lacking the core component.~~
Edit: I take that back, this is a "new" leak that does have everything unlike the previous one. No idea how I missed it.
Reminds me of r/hacking_tutorial thread where more than half of questions are how to hack this and that and some more silly question without even trying to learn the basics. And some of them are not even asking question they are more like demanding ! Lol funny
Open the .sln in Visual Studio, run it and copy the executable from debug/release. At least that's how we did it back in the Habbo retro days (as a skid), and I know it's not the correct way per se but it gets the job done.
No build.sh or build.bat so why people are being so unhelpful just cause he's a skid wanting to learn with a cringy name is just gatekeeping.
I think people are missing the context on what this thing actually is. This repository is a leaked source code of a certain piece of software called [VMProtect](https://vmpsoft.com/). It's used by game developers, anti-cheat developers and even malware developers to obfuscate their program.
This person is asking for help because out of the box, the code is not compileable in the state that was leaked and it didn't come with any instructions on how to build.
The GUI version requires a custom statically linked build of QT or you need to modify the project files in order to use normal QT.
The windows project itself also needs to be built with a peculiar compiler toolchain version which is called v140_xp (Visual Studio 2015 for XP)
And because the original leak didn't come with a certain file called `intel.cc`, the leaker found a slightly older/different of that file and because of that, some of the signatures of certain functions don't really match with the rest of the project. So they need to be corrected to make it compile.
Also, if you're asking why the author of the repo doesn't make it buildable or accept PR's that would make it buildable, it's because he wants to preserve the original state it was leaked in.
Bro is one of those totally believes “1 month of bootcamp of Python can get you a 100k software engineer job” stuff. Then thinks to himself, I can do better than one month without paying money
You guys compile? Sounds dreadfully tedious, better have a compiler do that so you can get on with your day.
I mean, I know it _theoretically_ produces a smaller binary but jeez...
All I'm saying is metasploit requires zero coding knowledge, and 99% and 100% of the Linux and PCMR subs, respectively, don't do anything to harden their machines.
So you can't blame them for never learning.
i mean it's a kid who wants to be a hacker.
this isn't new or surprising or rare or crazy.
like how pussyslayer420 is used by virgins who have never smoked weed.
hey man don't judge him, i still can't get sphinx to get an `.epub` to convert it to linked htmls or pdfs. that's the most convoluted way of making ReadMes by the fucking fancy ass devs
To be fair, I have seen some projects that have like 10 step build compilations, there is no listing of the dependencies you just have to parse the error messages and track it down in the code, and I have had to build an entire environment, like 5 different tools, including the project specific specialized build tools, just to get the damn thing to compile.
These are the kind of people who tell everyone they use Linux, but when you ask them which distro, they say Kali and the only thing they can do in terminal is change directories
That's how they get you, they pretend to be a victim convince you to hop on a discord call to help them out and then BAM say goodbye to your my little pony online account
That thumbs down fucking gets me.
No prizes for guessing who left that reaction...
It was BLACKHATSCRIPTKIDDIE0802
ProHackerGangLeaderBlackCat69
maybr with scripbiddy, since those kids are all about that. BLACKHATSCRIPTBiDYKIDDIE0802
Tracer T
Blackhathacker0802: anyone know how to build a script to downvote someone's comment?
If(comment = 🥲) { Console.writeLine(“👎); } ❎ 17 errors ⚠️ 387 warnings
Warnings are just a little treat, on the side.
Its like saying how spicy the program is, they're just adding flavor
Be careful, your IDE may crash from that piece of code
Yeah, what's the point of getting a prize for answering a question if everyone knows the answer?
I got really peeved at a thumbs down once. I was commenting on an existing issue, and eventually figured out how to fix it, and shared it in the issue. Later on, someone came across the same issue and they weren't understanding my fix for it (setting the cookie for future http calls), and put a thumbs down on my comment. Like, I'm helping you for free and could've ignored, a thumbs down just felt rude. Me being the idiot that I am continued to help them out. They still didn't figure it out for a different http library, so they created a new issue for what was user error, and I gave up on them after that.
That's just Error ID10t
I love referring to this error code in conversation, it usually takes them a while before it clicks...
I wish there was a setting to disable these reactions. I close an issue with link to the docs and 100 thumbs down, then somebody posts exact code from the docs and people react with thumbs up. I just stopped looking at issues entirely.
Lmao, that’s the first thing I’ve noticed
me too
BLACKHATHACKER0802 must have hacked GitHub to leave that.
Someone taught him how to convert to exe.
You too have a project you need help to /u/Grey-Hat111 ?
"Friggin build this project for me you SMELLY NERD!!"
Where’s the exe
Where's the compose*
I feel personally attacked by this statement
Good
Why are you interested in my ex?
i heard she was a batch
Yeah, didn't Julia cheat with that eye specialist named JSON with his giant Python who helped her C# and went off in a Rusty boat to live with him in Java on his Llama farm? F* her! We'll C how this turns out... Hopefully she'll turn out homeless collecting and selling Shells for a living! Man, how I love to Bash her after what she did to you... Hope you'll be able to Assemble the pieces she left of your heart soon.
I appreciate the effort you put into this.
The bottle of Axe cologne?
Send da exe
r/masterhacker
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Yeah. I looked it up, here's the README: > VMProtect project > ----------------- > > Building > > POSIX: > $ ./build.sh > > Windows: > > build.bat > There is neither a build.sh nor a build.bat in the entire project. BLACKHATHACKER0803 was right
Justice for BLACKHATHACKER0803
#BLACKHATHACKER0803 2024
RIP BLACKHATHACKER0802, I hope his successor does him proud 🥲
Then again there's makefiles at the top level. So you just enter some cycle of `make -f lib_common.mak all`, google the link error, install that blarg-dev and goto back to 1. Guess being an admin/maintainer/having written some games in weird SDL libs/compiled kernel modules and such and dealing with this kinda shit makes me crazy hackerman. Could we however not brigade that repo with useless crap? The issues are already becoming a pain.
Sounds like a pain in the ass that can send you down a rabbit hole that never pays out in the end
I now dub you Sir BlackHatHacker0804
man just got his Vilnian backstory
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No, this is Patrick.
In the past I used to stumble across projects that just couldn't be compiled in this timeline. No matter what's you build system, OS, compiler, you will never be able to compile the code, ever. I think that a lot of code is just some random snippets or people pretending that they can open source, nobody really tried to compile the code.
I once had to compile a thing called pgplot. The big problem was telling it you were going to use fortran77 but then changing the makefile to force it to use gfortran. It took me way longer than I want to admit to figure that out and move on with my project.
I had a coworker back in the day like this lol took the cert test and talked shit all the time, let’s say his most expert skill was administration of a shitty exchange server
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatMeatToTits
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
r/foundthetoyotacamry
r/foundtheshutthefuckup
r/ibeatyourmeattoit
I have found my people
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
that's going to be my github bio now 👽
At least that edgy little kid is doing something productive with their time.
Edgy little kid: WHERE EXE?
YOU SMELLY NERD!
this will never get old lmao
Please link me the sauce I’ve never seen this one lol
[Here is a link to the original post on r/github](https://old.reddit.com/r/github/comments/1at9br4/i_am_new_to_github_and_i_have_lots_to_say/) TL;DR >!Man gets angry he has to run a few terminal commands to use a python script from github.!<
Yeah, this is basically my nephew. The other part of it is he's constantly getting banned from shit and he's proud of it. Roblox, fortnite, discord, etc. He's banned from them all for trying to "do hacks on his friends"
Send him a fork bomb in a `.bat` file, see how it goes
lol. That probably won't work. He's extremely paranoid - won't use google products on his phone, has to do everything via tor (or some new version of onion routing I never heard of), won't connect to my in-laws wifi ... etc. It's sus how paranoid he is.
Is he over 18 too? If not, then edgy kid, if not smh.
I think he's 15 now. He's just edgy; his parents are too perfect and loving, so he has to be different.
omg i was just like this as a kid
Phish him, show him that social engineering is his weak link.
As someone who got into computers pretty young and eventually got in trouble in hs for getting around their restrictions to do what I wanted on a school PC, this gave me a pretty good chuckle lol
Ahh yes, the good ole net send * “fuck you” The * was the innovative part
and here i am being too paranoid to use tor
why would you be paranoid to use tor? Tor is a great service for hiding your identity from the ISP and government. While yes it can be used for illegal things, its also used by places like China to avoid the great firewall and use simple things like Google and Facebook.
And i see nothing wrong with avoiding google. We already know they read our emails and any cloud stored documents or photos, but more importantly their search is trash now.
Me using chrome dev tools😭
How so?
Well he is learning how to do things.
That's his display name. His handle is @scriptkiddie2021
I used to put the year i was born in my handles too.
You won't like what I did with mine
There is no 13th month silly.
Cries in dateformatting
That github repo is kinda a mess tbh its not a particularly stupid question. [README.md](http://README.md) saes run "build.bat" or "build.sh" neither of those files exist in the repo. Guys user name is totally cringe though
Their readme is the most informative one ever! /s https://github.com/jmpoep/vmprotect-3.5.1/blob/master/README
I have so many questions: * How does this have 1.6k stars? * How does this have 1.1k forks? * How is this at version 3.5.1 while only having one commit? * WTF does this even do? Is this just bots being bots but on Github? Edit: Looks like it might be leaked source code from https://vmpsoft.com/ which is... game DRM?
So that's why the version number is baked into the repository name. The repo creator probably did not want to do anything with the leaked code except publish it.
VMProtect is basically denuvo for apps back then - even nowadays games are protected with denuvo + vmprotect (like two times obfuscation/encryption is better than once they believe) It is/was used to protect your app against cracks/serial keygen etc. I have used it in the past against script kiddies, you need an advanced level for RE to unobfuscate a VMprotected executable with IDA or Gidra
I could learn a thing or two from this readme. I bet they have no issues with users downloading the repo as a .zip instead of using the releases section.
My favorite part of that repo is the "New Text Document.txt" with the random Chinese in it.
- One commit called "first commit", yet project is very large - Essentially no documentation - No collaborators, nothing actually happening in issues or PRs Yup, looks exactly like BS forks that new grads slap on their resume, as we if dont know enough git to see what you did - 1.6k stars, 1.1k forks Excuse me
it's leaked source code which is why it is one commit with no documentation and has the stars and forks.
Perhaps it's as simple as running make -f gnu_simple.mak
You are suggesting these .mak files might be useful somehow. What purpose could they serve? Do they do the hacking? Just give my build.sh 😡 you smelly nerd.
Reminded me about some noisy kid with a nickname "TheGreatestMan". Sometimes our ego is our worst enemy.
When I was 13 I stole a minecraft account from another kid. Username: Ladies247Man.
Oh man, unrelated, but you just reminded me of my original minecraft username, Earthstone. I thought it was such a cool name for a minecraft character that mines and builds. Still do tbh lol let my little brother use it when I went to college and years later asked about it and he had lost it from some password update verification bungle on his part.
Ngl Earthstone goes kinda hard. It was actually the migration that let me steal that kids account (don't get me wrong, I feel bad about it nowadays) but you could completely unbind an account from the original email address and from their perspective they didn't even have an account to recover anymore. Shame you lost your account.
I mean, it's funny but maybe the docs are shit.
They legitimately are. It's a very valid question. https://github.com/jmpoep/vmprotect-3.5.1/
Its valid sure, but its also obvious how to start building. The readme is a pretty solid joke here as well.
Which of the 57 alleged makefiles would you start with?
Yeah but those files seems missing from the repo
Most github repos are pretty shit ime. Especially c/c++ repos
This is what happens when the software ecosystem relies on free labor
Why Do People Type Like This? It's so painful to read
They're secretly golems.
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Well yeah, but the title is the issue name. The regular comment is also capitalized.
I didn’t notice that part. You’re right.
Lol they deleted their comment. In case anybody was wondering what it said though - "Because traditionally titles are supposed to have each word capitalized." - https://i.imgur.com/EKpnqNj.png
They Partially Learned Camel Case.
He should ask the smelly nerds for an exe
Maybe it's an Android build...
it's a leaked source code of a part of some popular game in c++ and c#.
Bro wants to build the game 💀
More specifically source code for tamper protection commonly used in games and other commercial software.
It’s mostly used by hack developers to make their hacks harder to detect without doing any real work besides copy and paste.
Then why does it say vmprotect
I don't get it. Could someone point out the funny part of the image? Perhaps with a big red arrow?
github.com/turnorangecirclered
bruh
Why Title Case?
He's secretly Jia Tan with another profile, 100% sure.
~~The funniest part is that you can't due to missing sources. This is part of the VMP leak and it's lacking the core component.~~ Edit: I take that back, this is a "new" leak that does have everything unlike the previous one. No idea how I missed it.
Reminds me of r/hacking_tutorial thread where more than half of questions are how to hack this and that and some more silly question without even trying to learn the basics. And some of them are not even asking question they are more like demanding ! Lol funny
im gonna hack you for doubting me👿
"Can anybody provide it as an exe file??"
You guys misunderstood, they hack into a black hat, you know with a hacksaw
I thought they hacked into a black jack with a black cat
r/uselessyellowcircle
Gonna shoot myself in the bootsector here butt he's apart of the many hats club he just wears a black hat IRL and can only be a skidd
Rule #1 for blackhat hackers: tell EVERYONE
Open the .sln in Visual Studio, run it and copy the executable from debug/release. At least that's how we did it back in the Habbo retro days (as a skid), and I know it's not the correct way per se but it gets the job done. No build.sh or build.bat so why people are being so unhelpful just cause he's a skid wanting to learn with a cringy name is just gatekeeping.
Script kiddy, smart enough to download code, not smart enough to know how to code.
**\*dies from cringe\***
https://github.com/jmpoep/vmprotect-3.5.1/issues/2
Where EXE?
Everyone starts somewhere I suppose
vmprotect went open source?
I think people are missing the context on what this thing actually is. This repository is a leaked source code of a certain piece of software called [VMProtect](https://vmpsoft.com/). It's used by game developers, anti-cheat developers and even malware developers to obfuscate their program. This person is asking for help because out of the box, the code is not compileable in the state that was leaked and it didn't come with any instructions on how to build. The GUI version requires a custom statically linked build of QT or you need to modify the project files in order to use normal QT. The windows project itself also needs to be built with a peculiar compiler toolchain version which is called v140_xp (Visual Studio 2015 for XP) And because the original leak didn't come with a certain file called `intel.cc`, the leaker found a slightly older/different of that file and because of that, some of the signatures of certain functions don't really match with the rest of the project. So they need to be corrected to make it compile.
Also, if you're asking why the author of the repo doesn't make it buildable or accept PR's that would make it buildable, it's because he wants to preserve the original state it was leaked in.
To be fair, the project readme just says to run ./build.sh, but there is no such script in the root folder.
Debugging at its finest.
[Where exe?](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1auh3w5/classicgithub/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Online usernames, how do they work?
JUST GIVE ME EXE, YOU SMILLY NERDS!!
Put zero into programming skill, maxing out his social engineering instead. Good man. Will be CEO soon.
Bro is one of those totally believes “1 month of bootcamp of Python can get you a 100k software engineer job” stuff. Then thinks to himself, I can do better than one month without paying money
Any smelly nerd can give him exe? 🥺
You guys compile? Sounds dreadfully tedious, better have a compiler do that so you can get on with your day. I mean, I know it _theoretically_ produces a smaller binary but jeez...
All I'm saying is metasploit requires zero coding knowledge, and 99% and 100% of the Linux and PCMR subs, respectively, don't do anything to harden their machines. So you can't blame them for never learning.
r/uselessredcircle
i mean it's a kid who wants to be a hacker. this isn't new or surprising or rare or crazy. like how pussyslayer420 is used by virgins who have never smoked weed.
Is it the same guy who is asking for exe
Who the f starts each word in a sentence with a capital letter
Bruh even non-programming Linux users can compile a project ~70% of the time. (Number professionally pulled out of my ass)
hey man don't judge him, i still can't get sphinx to get an `.epub` to convert it to linked htmls or pdfs. that's the most convoluted way of making ReadMes by the fucking fancy ass devs
The struggle is real!
jm poep 🤣
Careful! That’s the guy that knew how to kick you out of Yahoo Chat rooms… #WAREZ4LYF!!!
To be fair, I have seen some projects that have like 10 step build compilations, there is no listing of the dependencies you just have to parse the error messages and track it down in the code, and I have had to build an entire environment, like 5 different tools, including the project specific specialized build tools, just to get the damn thing to compile.
Hekar hai bhai Hekar....
idk about yall but i as a kid my universal password was "h4cker" and that was before i wrote my first line of code lol
That crying emoji made me chuckle
"Sure, just run the command 'make' "
Maybe he left his hat at home that day?
Deltarune queen ahh writing
I wonder who would thumbs up the their post, unless it was his alternate accounts. lol
Pfft, as if he'd waste his elite hacking skills on that piece of shit program.
These are the kind of people who tell everyone they use Linux, but when you ask them which distro, they say Kali and the only thing they can do in terminal is change directories
I bet that is his password aswell \^\^
Please tell me 0802 is the last 4 of his social security number lol
"Mom i'm a black hat" kakakakak
Script kiddies
Why are the user types in a title case…? phone users?
Script kiddies strike again
“Do you want to develop an app?!” (Rick and Morty)
This reminds me of the story that The Edge came up with his stage name before he could play the guitar
That's how they get you, they pretend to be a victim convince you to hop on a discord call to help them out and then BAM say goodbye to your my little pony online account
Black hat hacker should just open a PR to fix the build, while putting in a backdoor binary as a test object.
Maybe they thought that "black hat" didn't mean "bad guy" and instead meant "bad at programming" and their name is in fact very honest.
It's an aspiration.