Fire Peashooter

Welder

WELDING MENTIONED 🔥🔥🗣️😍🫡😩🙏

Real

Pirate imp

Yahar.png

https://preview.redd.it/852cxipfhz4d1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe4c443e348ab12ae68205dfac4ffea7f50da87

is there a subreddit for genuinely funny greentexts like this? like 99% of the time 4chan is just racist mentally insane people, but 1% of the time you get some of the most genuinely funny shit ever.

You need insane people for insane jokes

Chompula

Backshot

Alright gimme Z7 Imp then. I'm curious.

Coping (mechanisms)

https://preview.redd.it/u9hr3xkgvy4d1.jpeg?width=323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a39b6a099e2cbcd6cd37360d4618c7bb9ca5ad09 You know what, kinda true.

Beta ass cant even kill a Single Geth.

Hockey Star

Lazer

That's more golf

Commando Pea

Deficient (In everything)

=sunflower

Plasma Pea

Roofer

Pylon Imp

Kamikaze (with the mech)

True

scientist

Heroin

Ice Pea

Cease (no more movement)

Sanitation expert

Incorrect (way to make a variant)

I agree with that, and I hate that I agree with that.

I give you three you give me three! Fire, electro, and ice cacti.

Smoker, Vaper, Bartender

bartender is perfect

Yeti chomper

Canadian

Party Pirate

Rock Pea (You better not say anything bad about him btw he's already gotten enough of the hating for years to come!, and it'll be very demoralising for him as he is currently in a bad place, has a gambling addiction and is marriage is in a more rocky state than his peas haha)

Scam

Dude rock pea is so bad I was so lazy to XP him in multiplayer that I use the invincibility glitch in the backyard to xp him 🤣

Electro pea

Degenerate

*Sigh* Vampire flower...

Additions (plants aren’t supposed to have boo-)

Dave

Plantphile

Snapdragon

Chomper

I see, well what about: Armor Chomper

Petrified cactus ?🌵

E G G

Fair enough 🤣

Frost Rose

Denied

https://preview.redd.it/593kwr0wly4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5073bab16de9ffdf96dfe092b012a3262e1eb6ad

(As in the freeze effect)

I see I thought you were calling me out for a sec https://preview.redd.it/vto9t6mroy4d1.png?width=465&format=png&auto=webp&s=6abd421e4289a4fc92fdadae1f3b851d19f4abfb

Flagz zombie

Backup (when you don’t have coffin or heal zombie)

Hmmm iz will takez it yoouz getz another year on yoourz life zpan

Yeti (not chomper)

B A S T A R D

zen cactus

E Y E B A L L

Metal flower

Crayzo

Plumber

Braindead

True

Pea Pod

Family

Shrimp

Wronged (didn’t deserve the hate)

Toxic Pea

Flashbacks

Flashbacks of what? What did you see soldier?

G W 1

Looks like we were on the same lines soldier

Paleontologist

Bullshit

Alien flower 👽

Ejaculati-

Stuffy Flower

Stuffed (WITH HEALTH I SWEAR)

Pops Corn

Downgrade (to Super Commando)

how dare you

I think you already know

Multifister

Law Pea

Yosemite (Sam)

Sanitation expert

https://www.reddit.com/r/PvZGardenWarfare/s/iI1bMVAZAG

myman rugby star

Upgrade (to Wrestling Star)

fax

hotrod chompqaaaa

Crack

Arctic trooper

Shadow flower

Inverse

So here she comes——vampire sunflower.XD

https://www.reddit.com/r/PvZGardenWarfare/s/9ngmd6RmFG

AC Perry

Faulty (The ac ain’t freezing)

Tank

Sigmas (Melody)

Zoologist

Cruelty (animal)

Twilight

Sky trooper

Gunpowder (how fast he “burns” through his clip)

Oh yeah, that true. Miss 2 shots and you aint killin shit....

Disco chomper

Distraction (from the truth)

Crayzo (never said the character had to be in-game)

who?

Agent pea

Mob cob

Irrelevant

😔

Electro Pea

Sky trooper

Plasma pea ?

I know Chester chomper

Yeti chompy

https://www.reddit.com/r/PvZGardenWarfare/s/WBskahflXL

Ice pea and Arctic Trooper

Armour Chomper, Chomp Thing, Plumber, Super Brainz, Corn

Armor Chomper: Crippled Chomp Thing: Tuberculosis Plumber: https://www.reddit.com/r/PvZGardenWarfare/s/2KZU38t3vh Super Brainz: Discombobulate Corn: Copy

Toxic citron

Sky trooper

https://preview.redd.it/gnzqqdp10z4d1.jpeg?width=1114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e7fbb51e799e9484c16a8ef1d8b820b7a74d6d

Agent Pea. Party Corn Disco Chomper

Big Stump(that plant boss)

Nec Rose

Party pirate (everyone forgets about party pirate)

Marine Biologist

Sun Paraoh 👑🌻

Pass (Markiplier joke)

…ed me the crown so now I’m the queen 😍

Damn nice comeback Congrats on winning my signature Golden Tugboat (crown included) https://preview.redd.it/kyeuqh6la15d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b5c814fa98458a1a439eb35efbd12f262a4168c

This is the best prize I have ever won I will cherish it forever

Base engineer

Ass

I have come here to chew ASS. And kick bubblegum. And I'm out of ASS

Engineer

Iron citron

Rugby Star

https://www.reddit.com/r/PvZGardenWarfare/s/fRMZ6tQ8BP

Oh my bad

Wrestling star

Embarrassment

Unicorn chomper

Plumber :))

All star

Skytrooper

Computer Scientist

Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

Doom shroom

Ice pea “drip pea”

All Star

Breakfast Brains

Dr. Chester :)

Doctor Toxic

Commando pea and tank commander

Peashooter

B A L L S

Rose

Ice pea

Ice lettuce

All star

https://preview.redd.it/vireuz67rz4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4449f782b64bee485ecaf3804da580b75911fa5a

Commando Pea

Iron Citron

Frozen pea

Armored chomper (my main)

Welder

Baron Von Bats

Trainwreck

Stock deadbeard

Tf2

General Supremo

Dictator

Cozmic

( you know you never did say if non pvz characters where ok) Snapdragon (My favorite)

[удалено]

Tank camander

breakfast brainz

Regular peashooter

https://www.reddit.com/r/PvZGardenWarfare/s/Sy2BPhtJja

Golf Star

Toxic pirate (and could someone give me his name in english?)

Vomit Also his name’s Captain Squawk

Chapter two

Wha?

moto X star

Berry Shooter