Spawned from Quentin Tarantino‘s after birth….


Quentin queerintino more like it

Queerin Tarantino

Queefing Tarantino

Queefin Tomato

Quentin Fairytino

Where in the world is Queerin Tarantonio

Queerintino nailed it. Though they probably identify as a spork.

Here you go you get a trophy for that.

Tarantino’s ACTUAL “Inglorious Bastard”

19 is the new 48

He's what's left of Quentin Tarantino's conception that dripped out his mom's backside

Cool, it's been a long time since I've seen one of these MAD Magazine fold-ins. When you bring the ends together does it make a face?

You look like an NPC from fallout new vegas

Had to look that one up….points for creativity.

You gotta play new Vegas if you haven’t, it’s a great game

FNV has the best DLCs of any game in history and I’ll fight anyone that disagrees

Oblivion/shivering isles *mic drop*

You look like a Quentin Tarantino voodoo doll.

Mmmm, slap a bow tie on him and he’s more like a homicidal ventriloquist’s dummy.

How many out of proportion things can one head have? Its like everything is fighting, with the ears in dead last.

He looks like a hyper-realistic cartoon.

If you like laughing at yourself you're not alone. The rest of us are laughing at you too.


Nailed it. Underrated

I’m a HUGE horror fan but, these puppets scare TF outa me!! 😳🫣

I feel like I need to insert a quarter somewhere so you can sing me an animatronic Chucky cheese song.

He looks like he’d enjoy having that quarter inserted.

U look like Tintin from " Adventures of Tintin "

Keebler Elf had sex with Elmer Fudd


Last time OP got fucked was by genetics.

You look like I hit random when I was making my Skyrim character.

You look like if Ben Shapiro somehow managed to achieve erection, and then managed to arouse his wife, finally had coitus with someone other than himself, and then 19 years later the product of that feat asked to be roasted.

You got the same chin as popeye

Not just the same chin, that’s clearly Popeye The Sailor Man

Jesus, who the fuck gave George the DeLorean? Somebody grab Doc, we have to go back!

He looks like George McFly if he had never gotten laid

Oh my God you’re brows need a a good landscaper


I don’t know whether to roast you or pray for your illness. Get well soon.

anywhere you go! always take the weather you!

You look like you should turn those lights off.

If I roast you it’ll start a grease fire.

You look like you battled some rare disease and y’all tied

This needs more upvotes lol

 Oh look, the kid from Malcolm in the middle is all growed up

Jimmy Neutrons cousin from Virginia

Walmart Frodo

Nobody giving you anything. That’s clear. Bottom


On behalf of Ireland, we don't claim him. Try across the pond.


That smile says, "I peaked in the elementary school" 

I think you mean he got poked in elementary school

You look like the caricature they put on stamps

Dang dude I’m sorry to hear your mom cheated on your dad, but it’s pretty cool that it was with Quentin Tarantino don’t you think?


I bet you can hear as much as i can smell

Mother of God, you’re right.

Other than that. I dont beleive you exist. I think you're a cartoon Or maybe ai 😂

If you stop looking in the mirror, you won't laugh so much.

You look all set for whats sure to be a rather disappointing life!

You were great in Wallace and gromitt

Where are your puppet strings?

🎶🎵I’ve got no strings to hold me down! To make me fret! Or make me frown!🎵 Okay, that’s enough….

Oh shit you done went and made it even better 🤣

Mf lookin like Pinnichio’s cousin Dicknoseo

Oh hey!!!!! Conan O'Brien (your dad) sends his regards. Along with some sunscreen

Is that the look you use when your staring at people from their bushes?

You freaking 🍀 leprechaun 🍀 in disguise.....ha! where's my 🌈 gold bitch...

You look like Jimmy Olson if instead of hanging out with superman, he did a true crime podcast in his mom's basement

19 9 and 90 all at the same time

Your mom got kinky under the mistletoe with one of Santa’s helpers … you popped out like a Jack in the box right after Labor Day.

You look like all of your lovers like in there sock draw

With ears like your im surprised your not flying off the chair, how far can you small and when you go to the movie theater does nose suck all the popcorn from other people. No wonder your a virgin. All joking aside focus on yourself, be happy and positive attitude about yourself

Thanks man! You too! P.S. I managed to get a little bit off the ground before a pigeon hit me. Never doing that again.

Deranged animatronic Christmas elf from Hell.

You look like something minecraft would add to their game.

You look like a demented goblin? - I guess means your more than demented

Fresh out of the womb!

Get married immediately. You peaked around age 5. No I'm totally serious

Your not the only one bud!

The Fellowship of the Ring was made 24 years ago - Andy Serkis is not 19 years old

That's just unfortunate. The universe shouldn't be so cruel to people, turning them out with a face like that... I mean come on... at least let him keep his hair a while. 19 and already a comb-over. Freaking tragic.

You look like you use febreze in order to avoid going to the laundromat

You don’t get the point .. we do laugh at you. No way I’m talking to a mix of Dobby the elf and Tarantino

walmart tarantino

U look like Gargamel from the Smurfs

Walmart version of doctor who

You look like the human version of brain. 

Wow

You look like if Clark Kent was just Clark Kent

Look like 49 ,who you foolin mister 2 pounds

Feels like I've seen you in some movie where the character was made out of clay

You have just too much face above the end of your nose.

cody the chemist but with a phd in McDonald's chips

Did Popeye and Quentin Tarantino fuse together Dragon Ball Z?

It's like he was drunk and drawing Tarantino from memory.

Just look in the mirror if you want a good laugh.

That's good. I'm sure we'd see you on the news if you didn't

If there's ever a nuclear war, you'll fit right in with all the other mutants.

I’m glad you like laughing at yourself cuz you got a lot to laugh at.

How’s life in Mordor?

I’m surprised the caption didn’t say 19. Single. Never had a Girl Friend. Still a Virgin.

With that smile you just know those chompers are fucked

McDonalds is suing your eyebrows for copyright infringement.

The leprechaun poster-child for abstinence 😐

Team Coco love child

u look like a background character of a 90s teen movie

Get good at math, it's your only hope.

The child of Wayland Flowers and Madame looks back on his showbiz childhood and is filled with a vague ennui.

Your ears are so low you'll go blind if you wear a hat

 You can't fool me with that makeup, Joker!

You look like you wank to Ben Shapiro.

After seeing this picture of you, I will for ever laugh at you too. Thanks smegle

Barley taller than the light switch, surprised you can see yourself in mirrors

It's always nice when people support blind barbers

You should be sent back to amazon, too many imperfections

You have someone's hand up your ass, because you look like a ventroliquist's puppet

You’re only 19 and you look like you already have a scrapbook full of hair from your victims

You look like a fucking extra from The Lords of the Rings that went home and forgot to take off his prosthetics.

You look like I typed in the words life-like, gay, and Jimmy newtron into an AI generator.

You look like you still think raising your hand and answering math problems correctly in class impresses women.

Mr Bean Ears

With ears like those, you probably hear the sun rise every morning.

I would be scared to say your name 3 times in front of a mirror. Do we roast your host or the demon itself?

Why is your hairline so far back

I bet he smell like corn

Quentin Methino

Hey Tin Tin , get back to solving mysteries


 "I was young once..."

You look like what happened after Quentin Tarantino fucked a foot

Virginity

Pivot Boy at an AARP circle jerk.

Founder and CEO of Incel, Inc.

You have a future in the clown world. No prosthetics and minimal paint.

He says he likes laughing at himself. But God help you if try to steal his Lucky Charms...



Jacky Clown

You look like you get a can of beans chucked in your face by *Just Stop Oil* protesters once a week.

Dumbo ears lol

F ing super boy

You look like the biblically accurate version of the cloudy with a chance of meatballs protagonist

You look like someone put Conan O’Brian in the microwave.


You look like you cosplay as Opie from Andy Griffith

It looks like your ears are tied to your nose

I don’t know what everyone is gonna say to you, but I see you’re all ears to hear it. Look like an Eddie Munster, glen Danzig mix gone wrong.

You look like a Jewish Jimmy Neutron, Gimme Coupons.

Somewhere 19 years ago , Michael Jackson and Corey Feldman fucked and had a baby.

He looks like an off brand Tom holland

You look like you spend your formative years with your ears being used as handles by the local clergy.

What happens when a highscool dropout impregnates a hobbit.

Tommyinit if he was a 2 cent budget

Mr. Beans autistic son.

You look like a dude who waits in a playground hoping someone abducts you.

Hey look dumbo**.**

aDORKable!

Yeah, you’re not losing that v card for a long time now, pal.

Remember that trend of people making cartoon characters hyper-realistic and they had that uncanny valley look because they still had unnatural proportions? You look like one of them.

I couldn't say or do anything. God hasn't already done to you. He is a merciful God, and sometimes he gets carried away.Llike with the Platypus and Kangaroos, and now you?

Good Lord what box of lucky charms did you escape from?

megamind looking forehead

Looking like a gay ventriloquist doll

This guy was designed by the creators of World of Warcraft.

Jesus fucking christ! I think I like girls again thank you!

Must suck to be Conan O'brien's little brother. Any truth to the rumors you're the brains behind that Covid-era CVS recipt toilet paper skit he posted on YouTube?

Why does your toilet have a lockable door behind it, or is that just a middle Atlantic states thing?

"Give me what you've got" is his tramp stamp.

This is like if Jimmy Neutron was a dumbass.

Bro you broke my scree. Of how ugly you are 👌👌🥩

Ears looking at you, kid!

Travolta hair. Sesame Street eyebrows. Old man from up ears. Tarantino shit eating grin. You’ve got a face for failed show biz, boyo!

Clark Can't 

He looks like if he tried, could pull off many facial impersonations.

Do you know you look like that?

How you look like ah whole ass pervert and an innocent soul, at the same time?!

 B-U-M bo

You look like you desperately need your future teenage son’s help to get a prom date.



Whoville citizen looking ass

Look at how edgy and quirky I am! Hon, you are trying too hard and you're dull.


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You are not even worth an roast, that's what the number of comments tell.

So does everyone else. This is the start of the Joker prequel if Joaquin Phoenix was an incel.