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Ecstatic_Photo8343

With 9 Mexicans and three cases of Modelo


Sea_Razzmatazz465

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TheTemplarSaint

Mexicans or Modelo?


glib-eleven

Lol


DumpsterFireCheers

Both. The ratio of Modelo to worker must remain constant.


Different_Ad7655

I was going to say the same thing, maybe a different beer, but I like the idea


ruferito

Good luck with this. Out of curiosity why are you removing and replacing with shingles? Not saying it's a bad thing I'm just genuinely curious.


BrandoCarlton

Yeah I love a nice standing seam roof. Power wash and paint would be my plan.


Loztwallet

But that’s not standing seam. That’s the metal roof I’d only use on a barn.


BrandoCarlton

Ohh yeah. My b.


Loztwallet

Personally I think they still look nice, but over the last 30 years I’ve seen them fail multiple times. The washers around the screws always seem to be the culprit in my experience.


grimmw8lfe

Those screws have to be replaced every few years by what I was told. The metal roofing outlasts them for sure. Hidden fastener is the only way to go with a metal roof


hiyaohya

New washers and some Silicone could do it for 5-15


Chuckpeoples

By washers, I’m assuming you mean the rubber grommets? I’ve been told that in Europe, they fasten on the flat part, not the ridge. This helps make positive contact around the grommets and the metal. I’ve never done one of these before but I’m giving it serious consideration for a section over my porch.


Loztwallet

Yes grommets. I dismantled a garage roof that was done with the screws on the flats. The roof had only been on there for 15-16 years and some of the grommets were already broken down. There was only one leak, maybe two in it at that point but I’d bet that if it was left another ten years that number would’ve increased dramatically. Though there is a sweet spot with installing them, too loose and they don’t work but too tight you’ll tear the screw right through the grommet and make them useless. My big issue is that even with perfect installation the rubber does not last nearly as long as the metal roofing itself and should be inspected and repaired regularly. Fine for a shed or an out building, but I don’t want to be doing that on my house. A porch with a shallow pitch, sure, I could see myself doing that.


minear

We do a lot of corrugated roofs in western KY. After 20 years you pull and replace the screws and it's good for another 20 if there were no major leaks. The metal is warrantied for 40 years. The screws and gaskets are not.


Loztwallet

I’m glad there’s companies out there that do that kind of work.


TheRealGerryJarcia

Exposed fastener junk. Get rid of it!


googdude

With the proper screws exposed fastener metal roofing will last many decades. When you start getting screw washer rot just go across it with new screws one thickness size up and you'll get many more years out of it. I'm not sure why this sub has such a hate for this type of roofing, for longevity I would take this over shingles anytime.


bdawgthedon

I love it on my barn....but never would I put it on my house


chuck122886

Because they always leak. Somewhere. Plus the screws back out. Quite honestly the people putting them on usually don’t know what they are doing. Why on earth do people waste their money on screw down metal roofs on their homes. Shed,barn, dog house…. Fine. Spend the money on real standing seam or just do shingles.


googdude

I've done these roofs quite often and quite frankly I've never (knock on wood) had a call back. There is of course a right way to do it and if done properly you'll have a roof that'll last longer than shingles.


stimulates

The screws leak so slowly it’s hard to tell. It’ll stay on top of the wood until it rots away then it leaks inside.


dcalibrator

That's not standing seam


shreddingsplinters

Oh, but it is bad


PhillipJfry5656

If your asking on here you shouldn't be doing it.


cam2230

Piece by piece, screw by screw. It’ll be slow but that’s really the only way, if they strapped it you’ll have something to walk on after taking off the first sheet


puz23

There's probably a fast way to do it, but the accompanying risk to life, limb and property mean it's not worth it. Honestly it won't be that bad, just use your head, be careful and make sure every peice is controlled all the way to the ground. Flying sheet steel is not a situation you want to find yourself in.


Ok_Dog_4059

Only time I ever went onto the roof with an empty nail pouch and came back down when it was full.


Sure_Level1191

That does not look fun lol


Who-U-

i wouldn't want the person i hired to be asking this question on reddit


Barnettmetal

Roofer shows up… starts watching YouTube videos about how to roof.


Working-Narwhal-540

YouTube can teach you anything 🫡


hardcorepolka

Do you know what’s underneath?


Ok-Guess5332

Call a roofer 💯 stay safe


hardcorepolka

They are the roofer.


Ok-Guess5332

My bad sorry.


hardcorepolka

No worries… that was about to keep me up if some homeowner was about to try that crap alone!


Andy-Picklecopter

Can't tell...


not-cool-3987

Seal the screws, seems and coat it.


pineapplecom

I’ve done an entire roof re-screw. Pulled out nails out and replaced with screws. The roof was then spray painted and looked new again. Seems a shame to replace all of that roof and do shingles.


Crazy-Ad-2161

Have someone climb up the valley, remove the cap screws, and then work from the valley out. It sucks but it works.


meh725

Call a painter


Effective-Goat-5714

Aggressively


glib-eleven

I think barn specialty companies will quote for this. Pick a color. Keep the metal.


DangerousGarlic3562

Why remove the steel roof if it isn't leaking April 1st.


EnderMoleman316

Take it out to a nice dinner, have a little (but not too much wine), compliment it often.


haskell_rules

I'd use a white pole so it doesn't get too hot. Take off your top first, then your pants. Take the time to give onlookers from the street individual eye contact. Make sure to wear sunscreen.


ChampionshipBoth6348

Start pullin screws.


Annihilator91

1 screw at a time!


Difficult_Garlic963

Left to right


Regular_Housing5629

With a screw gun


Honest-Abe-Simpson

Bottom up if it’s strapped. Remove strapping top down afterwards


Icy_Counter_2239

Remove as many screws as you can with impact drivers and drivers and crow bars for the rest. And wear a harness! Won’t take you too long. Looks like you’ll have cross and counter batons below as tin roofs need to be vented for condensation below the tin. Don’t expect planking to take your shingles


Emergency_Net_2465

metal looks like its got another 5, too bad its fastened on the highs, see if theyll go for a rescrew! Bump up your fasteners length and girth. easy removal tho, unscrew, lower and blast on your ply. stage and go!


swingarmstrong

Looks fine. Just leave it on.. sorted


diwhychuck

Have you thought about fixing any damaged areas replace any loose fasteners and then have it epoxy coated? https://www.armorgarage.com/metal-roof-coatings.html


Zombie-Specialist-45

I personally wouldn't remove it and put shingles on it I think it looks good it just needs to be restored.


hiyaohya

Why? How old is it? Is it leaking everywhere ? But new fasteners/ heads ? See if it works


Whizzleteets

People with shingles dying to have metal.


Valuable_Smoke166

Best way to strip the roof ? Someone who didn't care if they were banned here might say "roofie it". But I'm not that person.


TraccGod

I’m fairly positive for a single damaged panel, they’ll pull screws, pull the panel out, and fish in a new one


joostink

Wait they want to remove the metal..? Why? Seal the screws and coat/ paint it