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YellowbonePrincess

You can’t eat them there, you have to take them home with you.


real_heathenly

I would love to see a pinned Hall of Fame/Shame so we can remember all of these.


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That would be incredible 😆


thisbetternotcrash

Atleast 2 but make sure to immediately block their number!


astralburrito47

Wheezing


SquishyCatChronicles

$32 worth of organic grass fed or you send it back!


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And a bag of unopened chips and some candy.


SquishyCatChronicles

I'm still just in a state of shock, disbelief, and giggles at the audacity of that sitter.


macaroniwalk

😭😭 too soon 😝


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You’re being an excellent sport about becoming a legend of the sub 🤣🤣🤍


astralburrito47

💀


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

What are those giant full color photos supposed to be illustrating? What their food should look like? That seems a bit extra. Maybe you should take three steaks. To go.


astralburrito47

ON THE HOUSE


astralburrito47

And yes. These are regulars, the cats are so extra in their feeding routine (which they barely even touch) but I do love these clients 😇


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

Anything for great clients! :)


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real_heathenly

Just take one.


bitmistress

I remember this one too


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ButtplugBurgerAIDS

That review was fucking legendary


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ButtplugBurgerAIDS

She did do something. She wasted my afternoon reading all of her shite.


bitmistress

"Dogs NEVER like to chew on things that smell like feet, so the sitter must have stolen my priceless "shoe cover"!"


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

The fact that it was just ONE shoe cover was what had me over the edge


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I’m WEAK 🤣☠️


astralburrito47

Lmfao


kittara1228

I must have missed this one. Does anyone have a link?


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Trick-Effective-2983

You're an icon for sharing these.


kitty_perrier

Nooooooo the client POV deleted the post 😢


Nicholsforthoughts

You have done God’s work by posting these links. I have now stayed up way too late catching up on every single comment on both sides of Shoe Cover Gate. Wow that lady is UNHINGED and I really feel for the sitter for having to deal with her!


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

OMG ded hahahhaha


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Ah yes the great Steak Debate, or we I like to call it, Steak Gate


DoggieDuty

We dubbed it "Everyone sucks but the steaks" here 😂


gilly_girl

Regular or grass fed? If grass fed then you've gotta take at least two.


Nice_Sandwich_4765

Sometimes I forget how small this group can feel 😂


SCOTCHZETTA

You won’t be able to thaw them in time.


macaroniwalk

😆 ok I just feel like they were VERY frozen lol


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this is fuckinf hilarious


Chance_Rooster_2554

I’m crying I love inside jokes 💀🐄🐮


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You have top the last guy, so 2 steaks and a package of hot dogs.


mygfsaremybf

With the way eggs are priced now, I say take at least half a dozen if they got 'em. Steaks and fried eggs, on the house? That's good eatin'.


Moist_Storage158

Lmfaoooooo


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kitty_perrier

Thank you for this 🍿


real_heathenly

IDK, how many do they have?


real_heathenly

And make sure you take home any ones you can't eat while there.


astralburrito47

Lmao


ElowenEretria

BAHAHAHAHA this is gold.


soggiestburrito

all of em


astralburrito47

Cheers on the user name 🍻


soggiestburrito

ahoy fellow burrito!


EscapeSweetReality

Inside jokes are the best😂


geossica69

help yourself to anything in the freezer is wild


meeksyyy

omg a russian blue!!! how lucky!!!!


astralburrito47

There are THREE of them! I’ll make a separate post because they’re adorable, they literally look like CGI


meeksyyy

omg plz do! would love to see it. i think they look like pretty little aliens. idk if i’d ever bring myself to buy a cat from a breeder, but if i did, it would be a russian blue


Terrible-Trust-5578

*Anything????*


macaroniwalk

👀


i-love-k9

Eight


Ok-Consequence-9620

Frozen steaks only 💀


emileemilee

I would die for that cat


astralburrito47

😂 There are 3! I made a post about them!


emileemilee

Oh my god, even better. I love them so so much.


Ignominious333

It's a trap ! Help yourself is a test and if you lose, no tip!


DoggieDuty

And they'll make you reimburse them for all the food after they take back your tip


YourLiberalDream

You should take two to prove a point about meaning what you say 🫠


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DoggieDuty

She for sure made her reimburse her for the steaks, she said that the sitter finally contacted her and that she asked for money back for the steaks. But by her replies she kinda thinks that people are still on her side about it lol despite her being a sitter trying to tank another sitter competition over steaks like that wasn't an everyone sucks here post


macaroniwalk

*no review *1 day after booking


macaroniwalk

* never left or was going to leave a 1 star review, only asked opinion on poll


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macaroniwalk

Ok I thought you were rehashing my experience. The second comment was in response to bored engineer. Ended up commented under yours.


stablegeniusinterven

Oh my goodness, hilarious post aside, that cat is **stunning**.


g59_lilcutthroat666

Wow what a beautiful cat


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

I've been off the sub for like two days and was completely baffled by your post. Just caught up to the steak drama. I'm as invested as I was about the crazy shoe cover owner.


astralburrito47

Omg, I’m not privy to the shoe cover post. *diving in*


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

Oh you HAVE to. The owner ended up deleting the original post - I know someone in this thread actually linked both the owner and sitter responses. You're going to be gone for at least an hour lol.


raequel

😭 i can’t believe someone would do that. such a beautiful cat wow!


IndependentBitter277

If you don’t take at least two, you’re not truly making yourself at home


Complex_Raspberry97

Wasn’t there just a post by an owner the other day about this? Something about “a limit to generosity.” Hahahahah


sageandlemons

I’m confused. Are we making fun of someone’s kindness?


astralburrito47

No, search ‘ribeyes’, you’ll see the post this is referencing


astralburrito47

Definitely


ivy7496

No, the person who stomped all over some kindness


Tigydavid135

Why do you care about how many. Stop your greed and you may find out.


[deleted]

Error, someone has not read the lore


Tigydavid135

Is worry happiness?


motherconnoisseur

Sounds a lot like youre the person who took the last persons steaks lol


Tigydavid135

I already have 100,000 steaks at home


motherconnoisseur

well I have 1,000,000 steaks at my girlfriends house but she doesnt go here!


real_heathenly

She's on a modeling shoot. So you can't call her.


Tigydavid135

Yes


Tigydavid135

Some people are stuck in a trance.


Tigydavid135

Do you want her to go there


Tigydavid135

Greed as in caring way too much about something that is not for you to worry about


[deleted]

Thank u internet fortune cookie 🥠


Tigydavid135

🙏


fizzspree

Two ribeyes at least. A Tbone if you’re lucky


Curious_Night4162

😂😂😂


swaggy-mac

😭😂😂


Khmera

Beautiful kitty!